Itchy Twitchy Kaa!

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# In the darkness of the forest Shere Khan's on the prowl

0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Mowgli stops to listen As he hears a mighty growl

0:00:09 > 0:00:13# In the Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Bagheera and Baloo Are at the man cub's side

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# In the Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# In the Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book. #

0:00:43 > 0:00:48Hee-hee, silly birds. You should be used to Mowgli the man cub by now!

0:00:48 > 0:00:53- Mowgli, you're late for your lessons.- Oh, who cares?

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Baloo will care, that's for sure.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59How can I get off lessons today?

0:00:59 > 0:01:04Baloo loves a challenge. Ask him a really difficult question,

0:01:04 > 0:01:07something that will keep him busy for ages,

0:01:07 > 0:01:11then you can run off and play whilst he figures out the answer.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Cool! You're a genius, Bagheera!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20When we consider that man is unquestionably

0:01:20 > 0:01:22mightiest of the primates...

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Go for it, Mowgli.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- 'Scuse me, Baloo.- Yes.

0:01:25 > 0:01:30What's the record number of coconuts that's ever grown on a palm tree?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- 200.- Uh!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Too easy, Mowgli.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Um, what's the height of the tallest male giraffe?

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Six metres, or 20 feet depending on how you measure it.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46You've got to do a lot better than that.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50How many monkeys can a python snake swallow in one gulp?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Eh, hmm...

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Now, that's an interesting question.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Bingo!

0:01:58 > 0:02:02If we compare an adult python, five metres in length,

0:02:02 > 0:02:03with your average monkey

0:02:03 > 0:02:07which is approximately half a metre in length...

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Say something, or you'll be here all day.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14It would be interesting to find out the answer myself, Baloo.

0:02:14 > 0:02:19And where exactly will you go to find out the answer to your question?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- I'll go and talk to the only python I know, of course.- Ha-ha!

0:02:23 > 0:02:28Now, if six monkeys could fit inside a hippopotamus,

0:02:28 > 0:02:30then it would be reasonable to assume...

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Sssss...

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Good morning, Kaa!

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Oh, what's ssso good about it?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Can't be easy shedding skin every few months.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51It makes me itchy, twitchy and...

0:02:51 > 0:02:53sssso scratchy!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Um, I know you're busy, but...

0:02:55 > 0:02:59how many monkeys can a python swallow in one gulp?

0:03:01 > 0:03:05You're more irritating than my itchy skin, man cub!

0:03:05 > 0:03:10Oh, come on, Kaa. You're a python. You must know the answer.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Of course I know the answer.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16I'm just not in the mood for ssstupid chit-chat.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20I'll scratch your back if you answer my question.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Sssss!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Go away!- Aaaagh!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Kaa was in a bad mood.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30I know! Not a good time to pay a visit.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34I bet the Bandar-log would know the answer to my question.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39- You must not go NEAR those monkeys. - Oh, what harm can they do?

0:03:39 > 0:03:43They're not half as dangerous as Shere Khan.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47The Bandar-log are nasty little tricksters.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Don't even think of going there. - Oh... All right, all right.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Oh, well. I'd better get back to Baloo.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56SHERE KHAN GROWLS

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Good idea, Mowgli. - See you later, Bagheera!

0:04:02 > 0:04:03That looks complicated.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Mm? Ah!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Goodness. I was miles away.

0:04:08 > 0:04:13- Where's Mowgli?- Oh, he said he was going to seek advice from Kaa,

0:04:13 > 0:04:16but that WAS some time ago.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Kaa? He's shedding his old skin!

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Oh, dear. I'd better go and look after Mowgli right away.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32MONKEYS CHATTER

0:04:32 > 0:04:35It's the man cub! Let's get him!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Yeah! And lock him up!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Come on. Let's have some fun!

0:04:40 > 0:04:41MONKEYS SCREECH

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Actually, I... Whoa!

0:04:52 > 0:04:56Bagheera was right! I SHOULD have stayed away from you lot.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Come on, man cub. We've got something to show you!

0:05:02 > 0:05:06You wouldn't know how many monkeys a python can eat in one gulp?

0:05:08 > 0:05:13You'll find the answer to your question in that room!

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Y-You know what -

0:05:15 > 0:05:18I...really don't want to go in.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Couldn't you just quickly tell me the answer to my qu...

0:05:21 > 0:05:23No!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25MONKEYS CACKLE

0:05:25 > 0:05:28We're cleverer than the man cub!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30THEY WHOOP AND HOLLER

0:05:33 > 0:05:35You're not clever!

0:05:35 > 0:05:40You're nasty, cheating monkeys with brains the size of peas!

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Now, then. How long shall we keep the man cub locked up?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48How about a couple of days?

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Nah. That's too long! We might get hungry.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Or bored with listening to the man cub's noise!

0:05:56 > 0:06:00LET ME OUT!

0:06:01 > 0:06:05The man cub is locked in a room - all on his own.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08How delightful.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Ssss! Why is everybody bothering me today?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17First Mowgli - now you!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Ah, so Mowgli WAS here.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Did you answer his question?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Of course not! I sent the man cub packing.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29That's bad news, Kaa. The boy's been gone all day.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Ssss! I am not his keeper.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35That's YOUR job, Baloo!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Ohhh!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Baloo! I just saw Bagheera in the friendly lair.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- He was looking for Mowgli too. - Huh...?

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Now they'll say it's all MY fault...

0:06:50 > 0:06:51THEY GIGGLE CHEEKILY

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Shere Khan!

0:07:13 > 0:07:14SHERE KHAN GROWLS

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Don't worry, man cub.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20You'll soon have company...

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Have you ANY idea where Mowgli could be, Bagheera?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27He told me he was coming here.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29He hasn't been here all day.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- The last place he was seen was Kaa's cave.- Huh?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35He wouldn't do that, would he? I hope not.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Wh...? What are you talking about?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Mowgli DID mention the Bandar-log...

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Of course, I told him not to go.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47If the man cub is foolish enough to go to the Bandar-log...

0:07:47 > 0:07:49he will need ressscuing!

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- You weren't keen to help him earlier.- Do you want my help or not?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- That's most kind of you, Kaa.- Ssss!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Let's not waste time...

0:08:05 > 0:08:09I'm stuck between the Bandar-log...and Shere Khan!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11HE GROWLS

0:08:11 > 0:08:14And this is the only way out. I have to try it!

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Ssss...- No sign of Mowgli.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Nor of the Bandar-l...- Look!

0:08:44 > 0:08:45SHERE KHAN GROWLS

0:08:46 > 0:08:49He's trying to get away from Shere Khan!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Hello, monkeys!

0:08:56 > 0:08:57THEY SCREECH

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Ssss...

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Hee-hee-hee-hee... AAAGH!

0:09:18 > 0:09:19This time...

0:09:19 > 0:09:22I've got him well and truly cornered.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Whoa...

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Whoa! Aaaagh...

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Phew... Thank you, Kaa.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Ssss!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Give me the man cub, you slimy reptile!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44BAGHEERA SNARLS

0:09:45 > 0:09:48You'll have to fight ME before you get to them.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52And me too, Shere Khan!

0:09:52 > 0:09:53SHERE KHAN GROWLS

0:09:53 > 0:09:58You can't protect the man cub all of the time!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01One day soon...

0:10:01 > 0:10:03I'll have him!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Thank you so much for coming to find me.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- You lied to me, Mowgli. - I'm sorry, Bagheera.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13You were right to tell me not to come here.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16KAA WHISPERS

0:10:16 > 0:10:20So...Baloo? What was that question I asked you again?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Erm...well now, let's see. Er...

0:10:23 > 0:10:27how many monkeys can a python swallow in one gulp?

0:10:27 > 0:10:31- HE CHUCKLES - Depends how hungry the python is!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35THEY ALL LAUGH

0:10:40 > 0:10:44# In the Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

0:10:44 > 0:10:48# Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

0:10:48 > 0:10:51# True friends together The jungle to explore

0:10:51 > 0:10:55# In the Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

0:10:55 > 0:10:59# Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book. #