Little Monster and the Box of Tricks

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- # Justin's House - Is the place you want to play in

0:00:05 > 0:00:09- # Justin's House - You're my special guest today

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Justin's House

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# It's the place you want to stay in Everybody's welcome here

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# In Justin's House

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# There's Robert and Dee And Little Monster too

0:00:19 > 0:00:22- # And someone else - We think you know who

0:00:22 > 0:00:26# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# He's... Justin! #

0:00:27 > 0:00:29HONK

0:00:29 > 0:00:30# And this is my place!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Sing it!

0:00:32 > 0:00:35- # Justin's House - Is the place you want to play in

0:00:35 > 0:00:37- # Justin's House - You're my special guest today

0:00:37 > 0:00:41- Justin's House - Is the place You want to stay in

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- # Everybody's welcome here - in Justin's House

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Everybody's welcome here

0:00:47 > 0:00:49# In Justin's...

0:00:49 > 0:00:52# Justin's House! #

0:00:52 > 0:00:55AUDIENCE SHOUTS AT JUSTIN

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Oh, there we are.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Oh, well, bless my bot.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Hello, everybody.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09AUDIENCE: Hello!

0:01:09 > 0:01:10And welcome to...

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Justin's House!

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Yes, indeed, now, have you seen Justin?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19He's where?

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Oh, Justin, all of our friends are here. Justin?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Right, I need your help.

0:01:25 > 0:01:30After three, I need you to shout Justin, and wave your arms wildly.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Ready? One, two, three!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36JUSTIN!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Er, er...What?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40HELLO!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Er, hang on, hello, everyone!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Hello!

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Sorry about that. Robert, why didn't you tell me

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- all my friends were here? - I did, sir.- Really?

0:01:51 > 0:01:55And you know what he have to do when all of our friends are here?

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Yes. Everyone has to cook me a triple chocolate cake

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- with an extra slice of cake. - To the kitchen!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Aah! No, no, no. We have to sing a song, don't we?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Yes!

0:02:07 > 0:02:12Come on, everyone, up off your feet let's see you dancing.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15It's time for Wibble Wobble. Here we go!

0:02:15 > 0:02:18# Let's wibble and wobble

0:02:18 > 0:02:20# It's lots of fun to do-o

0:02:20 > 0:02:22# Let's wobble and wibble

0:02:22 > 0:02:26# You can join in, too

0:02:26 > 0:02:29# If you're feeling down And you're feeling low

0:02:29 > 0:02:33# Jump in the air and go-go-go

0:02:33 > 0:02:35# Let's wibble and wobble

0:02:35 > 0:02:38# It'll make you feel As good as new

0:02:38 > 0:02:41# Jump to your left, come on, come on

0:02:41 > 0:02:45# Jump to your right It'll make you feel all right

0:02:45 > 0:02:47# Touch your toes You know how it goes

0:02:47 > 0:02:50# Jump in the air and go-go-go

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Come on, everyone.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Let's wibble and wobble

0:02:54 > 0:02:57# It's lots of fun to do-o

0:02:57 > 0:03:01# Let's wobble and wibble

0:03:01 > 0:03:04# You can join in, too

0:03:04 > 0:03:07# If you're feeling down And you're feeling low

0:03:07 > 0:03:10# Jump up in the air and go-go-go!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13# Let's wibble and wobble

0:03:13 > 0:03:16# It'll make you feel as good as new... #

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Let me see you dancing! Come on, everyone.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- All right, here we go, Robert. - Oh, sir, how are you doing that?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Your feet move forward and backwards. Amazing!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Here we go, come on, everyone!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32# Let's wibble and wobble

0:03:32 > 0:03:35# It's lots of fun to do-o

0:03:35 > 0:03:39# Let's wobble and wibble

0:03:39 > 0:03:41# You can join in, too

0:03:41 > 0:03:44# If you're feeling down and you're feeling low

0:03:44 > 0:03:47# Jump in the air and go go go

0:03:47 > 0:03:51# Let's wibble and wobble

0:03:51 > 0:03:53# It'll make you feel as good as new

0:03:53 > 0:03:56# Let's wobble and wibble

0:03:56 > 0:03:59# It'll make you feel as good as new... #

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Air guitar. Come on, everyone. let's see you play guitar.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Yeah! Play that guitar! Yeah!

0:04:07 > 0:04:11- Here we go, sir!- Here we go, we've got rock and roll! Yeah!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14All right!

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Woo-hoo! Yeah!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Whoa! Yeah!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23All right! # Let's wibble and wobble...

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Sir, if I could just...

0:04:25 > 0:04:30# It's lots of fun... # Hey!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Robert! What are you doing

0:04:32 > 0:04:37taking my guitar from me? I was wibbling and wobbling out!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40I have to continue with the tidying, sir.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Tidying? Hang on, what tidying? - Well, look at it...

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Oh!- The place is absolutely spotless. Isn't it?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Yes!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Has anyone seen Little Monster?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53No.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55DOORBELL

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- There's the door, Robert. - Sir, is that a sweetie by the door?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01A sweetie by the door! Finders keepers!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie! There's no sweetie here.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06DOORBELL

0:05:06 > 0:05:11- Oh, seeing as you're there, sir? - Have you just tricked me again?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Maybe.- Let's see who's at the door, shall we?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Whoa!

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Whee!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Hi, Robert! Hi, Justin!

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Hi, everybody!

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Oh, ha-ha-ha!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Hi, Dee. I wanted to relax.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Whoa-hey!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Justin, I can't re-lax,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I've far too many Dee-liveries to make.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oh, is that my paper? Thanks.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Hey!

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Thanks, Dee.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47No problem, I've got to be off.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50After all, so many Dee-liveries, and...

0:05:50 > 0:05:54- ..so little time! We know. - That's right. See you later!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Bye!- Bye, Dee.- Bye.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02Dearie me. Right, let's see what's in The Justin Times today.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Sir, may I?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Oh, yes, of course, please.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08PING!

0:06:08 > 0:06:09PING!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11PING!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13PING!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15LAUGHTER

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Now, I thought, for a change,

0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'd read the Justin Times from back to front.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22All right, sir.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yes, here we go.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27WORDS JUMBLED UP

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Well, how sad.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36What do you mean? I thought that was quite funny.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39No, sir, look on the front.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42It says, "Little Monster is sad."

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Oh, dear, we must cheer her up, Robert.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- We'd better find her, sir. - Come on, everyone.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Let's all call for Little Monster as loud as we can.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Ready? One, two, three.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55LITTLE MONSTER!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Has anyone seen her?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Where is she? Where?

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Over here? Over there?

0:07:04 > 0:07:08No, she's not there. You know what?

0:07:08 > 0:07:13I think because she's sad we need to call her more gently.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17- Very quietly.- After three, very quietly.- One, two, three.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20AUDIENCE: Little monster!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Shh! Be quiet, everyone.- Sir?

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Cos I think she's feeling very, very sad today.

0:07:27 > 0:07:32Little Monster, come here. What's the matter?

0:07:32 > 0:07:36The Justin Times says you're sad, Little Monster. Is that true?

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Oh, dear!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Well, maybe we can go as a family

0:07:39 > 0:07:42and have a visit to the park in Justin Town.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46- Very good. - No? Oh, dear.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50I know. Why don't you help me arrange Mr Justin's underwear

0:07:50 > 0:07:54into the colours of the rainbow! That always brightens my day.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Eh? No, I don't blame you, actually.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59That's a shame, I could do with the help.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02That's a shame, isn't it?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I mean, w... Oh! Where's she gone now?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07I don't know, she's where?

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Sir! It's like she's looking for something.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14You're right, she is. But what is it?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16PHONE RINGS

0:08:16 > 0:08:20There's the telephone. It might be the banana. Hello? No, it's not.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Maybe the cup? Hello? Not the cup.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Hang on, I think it could be the teddy bear.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Look, everyone, it's the teddy bear. Right, here it is.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31COUGHS

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Hello, Justin's House,

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Justin speaking with Robert standing behind me.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37'It's Nisha.'

0:08:37 > 0:08:40It's Nisha, everyone. Say hello.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43AUDIENCE: Hello!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Hello. A bit of a problem in Justin's House today.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Little Monster's sad. Isn't she, everyone?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52AUDIENCE: Yes.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54What's that? Oh!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Nisha's going to send something special

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- for Little Monster. - Something special?- Yeah.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03She's going to send it around straight away.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Oh, straight away! - Thank you, Nisha. Bye.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09'Bye, love you.'

0:09:09 > 0:09:13She loves me. There, that was Nisha, everyone.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Very good, well, did Nisha mention me at all?

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Funny you should say that, Robert, because, er... No.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22DOORBELL

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- The door. - It's over there, sir.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Hang on a minute, I always get the door!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29I'll play you at rock, scissors, paper

0:09:29 > 0:09:31and the loser has to get the door.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- Well, all right, sir.- Best of three, here we go. One, two, three.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39One, two, three!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41One, two, three!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43D'oh! I lost.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Why do you always pick scissors, sir?- I don't know how to play.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49DOORBELL

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Coming!

0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Woah!- Special Dee-livery!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Oh, my goodness.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04- Dee, what have you got there? - It's a special package from Nisha.

0:10:04 > 0:10:09It must be the something special she sent over for Little Monster.

0:10:09 > 0:10:14- But where is Nisha? - I'm sure she'll be popping in soon.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Anyway, you two are going to have to help me with this.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- It's ever so heavy. - Stand aside, you two.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I am a professional lifter. OK!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27I'll just take this little package up.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31I've got it, it's airborne.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35See, I told you it was heavy, didn't I?

0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Are you going to be all right, Justin?- Dee, I'll be fine,

0:10:39 > 0:10:41just give me a minute.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43All right, I'd better be on my way.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46I've got so many Dee-liveries.

0:10:46 > 0:10:51- And so little time.- Yes, we know. - That's right. Bye everyone!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Bye!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Robert, so you feel you're helping me,

0:10:55 > 0:11:00could you give me just a small, little lift with this, please?

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- It's very... - Where would you like it, sir?- Eh?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05PHONE RINGS

0:11:05 > 0:11:09There's the phone. I'd better get it, sir, it might be Nisha.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Which is the phone, is it the banana?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15It's the teddy bear!

0:11:15 > 0:11:19It's the teddy bear, of course.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Quick, hurry up.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Hello, Robert, learned friend and servant of Justin, speaking.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Hurry up!

0:11:26 > 0:11:30It's Nisha! Oh yes, your package has arrived.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- It's a bit heavy. - A bit heavy!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36You're coming over? Very good. See you soon, Nisha. Bye.

0:11:36 > 0:11:41- Come on, Robert, help me. It's too heavy.- All right, sir. There we are.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Let's put it down on its front.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Do you know, sir, Nisha sounded very nearby.- Did she?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48GIGGLING

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Hang on a minute, was that you giggling?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53No!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Are you sure?- Well, who was it?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Nisha!

0:11:56 > 0:11:57GIGGLING

0:11:57 > 0:12:00There it goes again. I think you're right.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03It's coming from inside the box but it can't be.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Shall we have a look inside?- I think so, sir.- Let's have a look inside.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09There we are.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13- I mean, it can't be Nisha... - Wait a second, who's this?

0:12:13 > 0:12:17FANFARE

0:12:17 > 0:12:21- It's Nisha!- Hello, Justin. - How lovely to see you.

0:12:21 > 0:12:26Hello everyone, it's lovely to be here in Justin's House!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Now, everyone, I'm going to see if Nisha has got

0:12:29 > 0:12:33surprises for Little Monster to cheer her up.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Ok, let's look in the box. What about this? A joke book!

0:12:37 > 0:12:40A joke book, who likes jokes?

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Me!

0:12:41 > 0:12:45Yes, we all like jokes, don't we?

0:12:45 > 0:12:49- Shall I read one?- I think so. - Right, here we go. Let me see.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52It just says, "close me."

0:12:52 > 0:12:55- I don't get it.- That's not very funny, is it, everyone?

0:12:55 > 0:12:56No.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01I'll just close this book. Nothing's happened, has it?

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Ah! Ah!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Oh, sir!- All right, that is funny.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07That might just do the trick.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Nisha, what else have you got in here?

0:13:10 > 0:13:14I'll just have another look.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17What about this? A squeaky fish.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20FOGHORN SOUNDS

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- That's a funny noise! - You have a go. All right.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25COW MOOS

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- Why don't you have a go, sir? - Shall I squeeze it, everyone?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Yes!

0:13:31 > 0:13:34I wonder what sound it's going to make.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Do you know, I think this really funny squeaky fish

0:13:41 > 0:13:45and the joke book is going to do the trick

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- and cheer up Little Monster. - I think so, sir.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Shall we call for her?- Yes, sir.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53As loud as we can, after three. One, two, three.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Little Monster!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58There she is. What shall we do first?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01The joke book, everyone?

0:14:01 > 0:14:05- Yes, I think so.- Hang on a minute.

0:14:05 > 0:14:10- I think Robert should tell a joke this time.- Well, all right.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Here we go, Little Monster. - "Close me again."

0:14:13 > 0:14:18- You see I still don't get it, sir. - No, Robert, you're doing it wrong.

0:14:18 > 0:14:23What you do is you close the joke book like that and then you just...

0:14:28 > 0:14:32- Nothing.- I don't believe it, I'm soaking wet here.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36All right, hey, let's try the wibbly-wobbly fish.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I'm sure that will work. Where is it? Here it is.

0:14:39 > 0:14:44But this time, everyone, shall we get Nisha to squeeze it?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Yeah!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49She is our guest. There we are, Nisha.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50OK.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53CAR HORN SOUNDS

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Well, that's wrong. No, no, no, I'll show you. Look.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01Little Monster, what you're supposed to do is squeeze it like this.

0:15:06 > 0:15:11- I'm soaking wet again. - Anything? No, nothing.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13I don't believe it!

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Oh, look, everyone!

0:15:15 > 0:15:17We've got... Oh, ho ho!

0:15:21 > 0:15:26We've got five scrum-diddly-umptious custard pies!

0:15:26 > 0:15:31You know what? I think this may get a tiny bit messy.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33OK, I'll tell you what.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36I'll just go and sit with Little Monster.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40- OK, Nisha. Robert, would you help me be a customer?- I'd love to, sir.

0:15:40 > 0:15:45Thank you. Right, we're going to lay these out. There we are.

0:15:45 > 0:15:50Then I can open up Justin's Famous Custard Pie Shop.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52FANFARE

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Right then, how many pies have we got, everyone?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Five!

0:15:57 > 0:15:59OK. Sing along with me, here we go.

0:15:59 > 0:16:04# Five custard pies in a baker's shop

0:16:04 > 0:16:08# Round and fat with a cherry on the top

0:16:08 > 0:16:14# Along came a little boy with a penny one day

0:16:14 > 0:16:16# Bought a custard pie and took it away. #

0:16:16 > 0:16:20- There.- I can't wait to eat your custard pie.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Anything?- No.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31I don't believe it. Look at that, it's all over me!

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- We need to keep going.- OK, OK.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37How many custard pies left?

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Four!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Right, sing along, everyone!

0:16:41 > 0:16:45# Four custard pies in a baker's shop

0:16:45 > 0:16:48# Round and fat with a cherry on the top

0:16:48 > 0:16:52# Along came an old lady with a penny one day

0:16:52 > 0:16:55# Bought a custard pie and took it away. #

0:16:55 > 0:16:57There we are, madam.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01I think your custard pies are the most wonderful in the world.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Well, thank you...

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Anything?- No.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11I don't believe this.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- They're laughing.- Little Monster?

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Nothing.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19How many custard pies left?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Three!

0:17:21 > 0:17:25That's right, three. Excellent. Sing along as loud as you can.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28# Three custard pies in a baker's shop

0:17:28 > 0:17:32# Round and fat with a cherry on the top

0:17:32 > 0:17:36# Along came a policeman with a penny one day

0:17:36 > 0:17:39# Bought a custard pie and took it away. #

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Would you mind telling me the secret of your custard pies, sir?

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Ah, well, I've been making custard pies...

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Anything?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53- I don't believe it! - Nothing.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Look at the state of me, everyone.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03How many custard pies left?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Two!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07OK, here we go.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09# Two custard pies in a baker's shop

0:18:09 > 0:18:14# Round and fat with a cherry on the top

0:18:14 > 0:18:17# Along came a king with a penny one day

0:18:17 > 0:18:20# Bought a custard pie and took it away. #

0:18:20 > 0:18:25Do you know, I proclaim these pies to be the best in the world!

0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Anything yet? Little Monster, anything funny?- Nothing.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- I can't believe this!- Are you sure?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39How many pies left, everyone?

0:18:39 > 0:18:41One!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Listen, we've only got one pie left.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47Do you think we should play a trick on Robert?

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Yes! - Right then.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Do you think we need more cream on this pie?

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Yes.- Are you sure?

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Yes!

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Here we go then.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01I'll spray it on and you shout "more" if I should put more on.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- More!- More?

0:19:03 > 0:19:08Yes! More! More!

0:19:13 > 0:19:18Right, hang on. I think that's enough, I can't get any more on.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Look, I'll pop a cherry on the top.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Here we go.

0:19:21 > 0:19:22BELL RINGS

0:19:22 > 0:19:25There you go. Right, let's all call for Robert.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29Ready, after three. One, two, three.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Robert!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Robert, look what I've got!

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- That's amazing!- Ready, everyone.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Shh, don't tell him. Here we go. Right, let's sing.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41# One custard pie in a baker's shop

0:19:41 > 0:19:45# Round and fat with a cherry on the top

0:19:45 > 0:19:49# Along came Robert with a penny one day

0:19:49 > 0:19:52# Bought a custard pie and took it away. #

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Right, shall I?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Yes!

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Everyone, after three.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01One, two, three.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Anything? Anything at all? Yes, yes?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11No, nothing.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- I don't believe it. - I knew you were going to trick me.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18- How are you feeling? - A trifle down.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- A trifle down! Anything? Oh.- Is there any luck?

0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Is Little Monster laughing? - Little Monster's gone.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- No!- She's gone?- Yes.

0:20:28 > 0:20:33Tell you what, I'm going to find something to wipe my face.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37You can think of things to cheer her up with. I won't be a minute.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40DOORBELL RINGS

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Oh, sir, that's the door, would you get that?

0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Robert, I've got pie on my face. - Fair enough.

0:20:47 > 0:20:52Newsflash! Justin Times Late Edition. Can't stop, gotta go!

0:20:52 > 0:20:57- Bye, everyone! Bye!- Bye, Dee. Oh, Justin Times Late Edition.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Look at this, everyone.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03I've found something perfect to wipe my face with.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Robert, look, look, look.- Where, where, where?- Here, here, here!- Oh!

0:21:07 > 0:21:11Little Monster has lost her favourite blanket!

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Oh, and it says what Little Monster's blanket looks like.

0:21:14 > 0:21:19Robert, I've found something here. It's a lovely big blanket!

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Very good, sir! Now, listen -

0:21:22 > 0:21:25"missing - one blanket. It's soft."

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Oh, this blanket's lovely and soft. - "It's red."

0:21:29 > 0:21:33- It's lovely and red. - "And it's starry."

0:21:33 > 0:21:37And it's kind of, well, it's not stripey. It's starry!

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Oh, no!

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- There we are.- No! Justin!

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- I'll just wipe my face.- No!

0:21:45 > 0:21:46What?

0:21:46 > 0:21:50That's Little Monster's favourite blanket.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Is this Little Monster's?- Yes!

0:21:53 > 0:21:55No wonder she's so sad.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59Let's find Little Monster and tell her the good news.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Let's all call for her. One, two, three.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Little Monster!

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Oh, there she is!

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Little Monster, look what I've found!

0:22:17 > 0:22:21- I think this calls for a celebration, sir.- I agree.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Come on, fire up the old RMP1 Player if it's working.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26Oh, I think so, sir.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- There we are, and hit it! - Hitting it.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33Come on, everyone! Jump up on your feet, let's dance! Here we go!

0:22:33 > 0:22:37Come on! Here we go!

0:22:39 > 0:22:42All right. Sing it loud.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45# Justin's House, it's the place you want to play in

0:22:45 > 0:22:48# Justin's House, you're my special guest today

0:22:48 > 0:22:51# Justin's House, it's the place you want to stay in

0:22:51 > 0:22:53# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Yeah, woo!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57# There's Robert and Dee and Little Monster too

0:22:57 > 0:23:01# And someone else, we think you know who

0:23:01 > 0:23:04# He's funny and he's sunny, has a smile on his face

0:23:04 > 0:23:06# He's Justin!

0:23:06 > 0:23:09# And this is my place... #

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Loud as you can!

0:23:11 > 0:23:14# Justin's House, it's the place you want to play in

0:23:14 > 0:23:17# Justin's House, you're my special guest today

0:23:17 > 0:23:20# Justin's House, it's the place you want to stay in

0:23:20 > 0:23:23# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- One more time! - Let's raise the roof, Nisha!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28# Justin's House, it's the place you want to play in

0:23:28 > 0:23:32# Justin's House, you're my special guest today

0:23:32 > 0:23:34# Justin's House, it's the place you want to stay in

0:23:34 > 0:23:37# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

0:23:37 > 0:23:43# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

0:23:43 > 0:23:45# Justin's House! #

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Well done, everybody!

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Have you had a fantastic time today?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Yes!

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Well, let's hear a huge cheer for Nisha!

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Yeah!

0:24:01 > 0:24:04- For Robert! - Yay!

0:24:04 > 0:24:06- For Dee! - Yay!

0:24:06 > 0:24:09And of course, Little Monster!

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Yay!

0:24:11 > 0:24:12And listen, everyone.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16Isn't it a fantastic thing that Little Monster is feeling better?

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Aren't you, Little Monster?

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- Oh, Little Monster! - Thank you, Little Monster.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27She's back to normal.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31Where did she go, everybody? Quickly, Nisha.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Upstairs. Come on, quickly.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Wait for me!

0:24:37 > 0:24:41Thanks for coming, everyone. We'll see you next time in...

0:24:41 > 0:24:43ALL: Justin's House!

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Bye-bye!

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Did you like the show?

0:24:52 > 0:24:56I laughed when the teddy was the telephone.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00The joke book made me laugh.

0:25:00 > 0:25:05I laughed when Justin got a custard pie in his face.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Thanks for watching Justin's House.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10E-mail: subtitling@bbc.co.uk