0:00:33 > 0:00:35APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# A-dustin' for Justin
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# A-dustin' for Justin
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# A-dustin' for Justin in...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48CHILDREN: Justin's House!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Well, hello, everybody.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52CHILDREN: Hello!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54And welcome to...
0:00:54 > 0:00:56CHILDREN: Justin's House!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Yes, now, what do you think of my jacket?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- Do you like it?- Yes!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Yes. I think it's rather ritzy-glitzy.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Perfect for a special occasion. Like dusting. Look.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09HE HUMS
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- DING! - Ooh. Look at that!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15PHONE RINGS
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Hello?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Oh! I thought it was my duster!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Hello. Justin's House.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Robert, friend and servant of Justin, speaking.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26HE SQUEAKS
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- It's Justin. Say hello to Justin! - CHILDREN: Hello!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32What can I do for you, sir?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34HE SQUEAKS
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Whoa, slow down, sir.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43You want your Justin Times, some Crunchy Munchy Flakes for breakfast,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46you want me to bring them up to your room like room service?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48All right, I suppose so.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Everybody, can you see the Justin Times?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53ALL SHOUT
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Where? Where is it? It's over there?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Well done, everybody.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I'm getting it now, sir.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01STR-E-TCH!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02BOING!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04LAUGHTER
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Right, I've got the Justin Times.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Wrong one. What is next? Crunchy Munchy Flakes.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Can you see the Crunchy Munchy Flakes?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Where are they?
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Well done. I'm going to have to stretch for this one.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20STR-E-TCH!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- RIP! - Oh! What was that? What was that?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- What? - ALL SHOUT
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- I've ripped my jacket? - Yes!
0:02:29 > 0:02:30I'll call you back!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, no, I've ripped my jacket.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36I need somebody to sew it back together. I need a tailor.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40What's the number for the tailor? A stitch in time saves...
0:02:40 > 0:02:41nine!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44There we go. Right. Nine...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Sorry about this.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- SQUEAKS:- Hello!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Hello. Is that the tailor?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54I need somebody to sew my jacket back together. Can you send someone?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56HE SQUEAKS
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Oh, brilliant. Thank you so much.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Bye.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- SQUEAKS:- Love you.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04I feel very strongly about you, too.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Now, paper. Um...
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Crunchy Munchy Flakes.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11There we are.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12And room service.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Room service.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Room service...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Room service!
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Sir?
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Sir, where are you? I've brought your breakfast. It's room service.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Oh, hey, hi, everyone!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31# Wiggle your bottom
0:03:31 > 0:03:32# Make that grin
0:03:32 > 0:03:35# It's J-J-J, J-J-J-J
0:03:35 > 0:03:36# J-J-J-J-J!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- # Justin! # - Yay!
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- You've crunched the Crunchy Munchy Flakes into the floor.- I'm sorry.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Wow, look at that. Ritzy-glitzy jacket. That's cool.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- It is a little ritzy-glitzy. It's perfect for...- Singing!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Come on, fire up the old RMP1 player.- Firing up, sir.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- And...hit it. - Hitting it.- Yes!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Come on, everyone. Up on your feet.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Let's dance! All right.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Sir, you're crunching the flakes! - I am!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oh, now I'm doing it! Oh, dear.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Here we go!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12# Justin's House
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- # It's a place you want to play - It's Justin's House... #
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- # You're my special guests today - Justin's House
0:04:17 > 0:04:19# It's the place you want to stay in
0:04:19 > 0:04:22# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House! #
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Yeah!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26# There's Robert the robot and Little Monster, too
0:04:26 > 0:04:30# And someone else We think you know who
0:04:30 > 0:04:33# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face... #
0:04:33 > 0:04:35He's...Justin!
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Yay!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38# And this is my place! #
0:04:38 > 0:04:40As loud as you can! Here we go!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- # Justin's House! - It's the place you want to play in
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- # Justin's House - You're my special guests today
0:04:46 > 0:04:47# Justin's House
0:04:47 > 0:04:49# It's the place you want to stay in
0:04:49 > 0:04:52# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House! #
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Yeah!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55# We sing here and dance here Play silly games, too
0:04:55 > 0:04:58# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you
0:04:58 > 0:05:01# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on my face... #
0:05:01 > 0:05:05You're brilliant!
0:05:05 > 0:05:06# You really are great! #
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Come on, everyone, last time!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- # Justin's House - It's the place you want to stay in
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- # Justin's House - You're my special guests today
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- # Justin's House - It's the place you want to stay in
0:05:18 > 0:05:21# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House!
0:05:21 > 0:05:27# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...
0:05:27 > 0:05:28# Justin's House! #
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Hey! Give yourselves a big cheer. That was song-tastic!
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- Brilliant. Weren't they brilliant? - They certainly were song-tastic.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Whoo! So song-tastic I'm a little bit warm.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Oh, why don't you take your new ritzy-glitzy jacket off?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Good idea. Will you help me? - I'll get that off.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Wait, what are you doing? Wait, whoa!
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- I'M wearing the jacket. - Why are YOU wearing it? Take it off.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55All right, OK.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59I don't want to get more rips in it before the tailor gets here.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Good idea. I've got a few extra jobs for you today, Robert.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Oh, yes?- Yes. First of all, would you go and make my bed, please?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Of course, sir. - Good man, good man.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Hang on a minute. Robert!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Yes, sir?- Also, could you make sure
0:06:15 > 0:06:19that there are some fluffy-wuffy towels on my bed?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Fluffy-wuffy towels.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Oh, and, Robert, could I have
0:06:24 > 0:06:28some of those yummy little chocolates on my pillow?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Fluffy-wuffy towels, chocolates on the pillow.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Since when did Justin's House become a hotel?- Oh, sorry.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I...forgot to tell you. Since today.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Wait a minute. What?!
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Yes. I decided to open Justin's House as a hotel.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Do you think that's a good idea? - CHILDREN: Yes!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50But, sir, opening a hotel is hard work.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53All of the guests that stay have to be looked after.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Making beds, serving breakfast, dinners, entertaining guests...
0:06:58 > 0:07:01And with extra people staying in Justin's House,
0:07:01 > 0:07:03there's so much extra tidying to do!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- I'm in!- Ah, I knew it!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10I officially declare Justin's House Hotel...
0:07:10 > 0:07:12open!
0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Robert?- Yes?- You'll find a copy of the Justin Times in my room.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Here we are.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Would you read the advert that I took out to tell our friends
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- of all the facilities available? - Look at that.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31It's Justin's House. Or, rather, Justin's House Hotel.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Look, a delicious dining experience.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37A swimming pool. And a sea view.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Do you know, I don't believe I've seen the sea from Justin's House.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Ah, yes. Good point. Yes, I see where you're coming from.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51- Yes, we don't live near the sea, do we, sir?- Um, not officially, no.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54If we don't have what the advert says,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56our guests will be disappointed.
0:07:56 > 0:08:02We'll think of something. What do you think about our reception desk?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Ooh! - ALL SHOUT
0:08:04 > 0:08:09It's a nice reception desk. Very sturdy, very tidy, very proper.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13It's the best reception desk I've seen. What's a reception desk?
0:08:13 > 0:08:19A reception desk is somewhere where we welcome our hotel guests. Yes.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Welcome guests to the hotel? But we're not ready.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I haven't made the beds.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Goodness knows how we're going to see the sea!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29As for the swimming pool...
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Calm down. We've got plenty of time to sort everything out.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37We haven't got any guests. Nobody's booked.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Oh, good.- There we are.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- PHONE RINGS - Oh, bad.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Hello, Justin's House...Hotel.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47How can I help you?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49HE SQUEAKS
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Oh, you'd like a room?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53HE SQUEAKS
0:08:53 > 0:08:55With a sea view?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Oh, when would you like to arrive, please?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- HE SQUEAKS - Oh, today?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03OK... Um, I'll see what I can do! Bye!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04- SQUEAKS:- I love you.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07I love you, too! Bye!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Sir?- Yes!- A word?
0:09:09 > 0:09:10- SQUEAKS:- OK.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- BOTH SQUEAK - What did you do that for?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- I don't know! - The hotel's not ready.- I know!
0:09:15 > 0:09:20- And if that doorbell goes now... - Don't worry, it won't go.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21DOORBELL
0:09:21 > 0:09:23# Who's at the door?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26# Who's at the door? Someone better answer it! #
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- BOTH SQUEAK - Get the door.- We can't...
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- HE COUGHS - Can't you get it, sir?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32HE COUGHS
0:09:32 > 0:09:35All right, I'll get it. Wait a second!
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- That's YOUR job!- I'm still worrying that the hotel's not ready.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- All right! I'll get it. - DOORBELL
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I suppose I am the manager. Coming! Hang on.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Ah! Welcome to the Justin's House Hotel.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Thank you, my good man.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Now, where's the r...
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Reception, yes. It's over there. May I take your bag?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- This thing?- Yes.- That's kind, but there's no need.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- So, yes, I insist. - Tremendous!- There we are.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Argh! Oh!- Are you all right, dear chap?- It's very heavy.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Eeh-aah! Yugh!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Waa! Argh-h-h-h!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I need Robert the porter to help me.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16DING! DING! DING!
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Where's Robert?! Have you seen Robert?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21CHILDREN: There!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Where is he? I tell you what, we'll check our guest in while we wait
0:10:24 > 0:10:25for Robert.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27DOING!
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Name, please?
0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Mr Tailor.- Oh, Mr Tailor. Say hello to Mr Tailor, everyone!
0:10:33 > 0:10:34CHILDREN: Hello!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38A simply delightful welcome. And I've only come here to...
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Let me take you to your room, Mr Tailor.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43I'll just get your ba... Eugh! Eugh!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I need that porter, Robert.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46- DING! DING! DING! - Robert!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Where is he? Have you seen him? - CHILDREN: There!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Oh, is he behind the sofa? Hang on a minute.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- Robert, we have a guest. - Is this the chap you're looking for?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01No, that's Little Monster, our little bell hop.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Wait a second. Give me that... Oh! I need the bag,
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I need to take it up to your room. Where is she?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09CHILDREN: There!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Ah, there she is! Quick, get her!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Oh, where's she gone?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15# Little Monster... #
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Where is she?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21# Little Monster. #
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- We're meant to be running this hotel properly.- Yes, yes.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- We're so sorry, Mr Tailor. There we are.- Don't worry, dear chap.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39This really is the most comfy bed I've ever sat on.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Why don't you lie back and relax and imagine it's like
0:11:42 > 0:11:44a big, fluffy white cloud?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48I suppose a doze would be rather dandy.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I'm a bit tired. Sorry...
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Oh.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53SNORING
0:11:53 > 0:11:57So...what are we going to do? Our first guest is here
0:11:57 > 0:12:00and nothing's ready. There's only one thing for it!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Don't touch the panic button! You'll wake him up.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Listen, if we go downstairs and sort everything out quietly,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10while Mr Tailor's asleep, we'll have it all ready when he wakes up.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- For once...BRILLIANT!- Ah-ah-ah!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Aah!
0:12:16 > 0:12:22Right, everyone, quiet as you can. Down the stairs very quietly.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Quietly. - CREAK!
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Ya! Ah!
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- I had a heavy breakfast, I'm sorry. - Dearie me. Now, listen,
0:12:29 > 0:12:33we're going to have to ask all of our friends for some help.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Everyone, if you see Mr Tailor wake up, will you all shout,
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- "Mr Tailor"? - CHILDREN: Yes!
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Robert, look at the advert and tell me what we have to do first.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Oh, well, let's have a look, shall we? Erm...oh, yes,
0:12:46 > 0:12:48the swimming pool.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Right, we need a swimming pool for the hotel. Don't worry, Robert,
0:12:52 > 0:12:56I've already thought about that. Daa-daa! There you go, everyone!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59One swimming pool! Ah!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Here we go.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Are you sure that is really big enough, sir?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Yes. Look, just lower me in slowly.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Not into the deep end.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Oh! Ha-ha! There we are.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Do the backstroke...
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Or you can just, of course,
0:13:19 > 0:13:20just chill out by the pool.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22He-he-he! Ahem.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23It's a bit small, isn't it, Robert?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Yes.- All right.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Lift me out, will you?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Eugh! Whoa!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Oh! Listen, I've got a better idea.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35You'll have to dig a swimming pool.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- What?!- Off you go.- All right.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Well done. - This might take a while, sir.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- Dig up the rose garden. We don't need that any more.- All right.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- That's it. - DIGGING
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Hey, what are you doing? Stop it! Robert, stop it!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Why don't you turn your speed dial up to "fast"?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- All right, I'll try, sir. - WHIRRING
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Argh!- All right, that's enough!
0:13:57 > 0:14:02- Right, done. That's done.- Now, we just need to fill the swimming pool
0:14:02 > 0:14:04up with...
0:14:04 > 0:14:05water!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Argh, get out of it!
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Argh! Argh!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11CHILDREN: Mr Tailor!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13YAWNING
0:14:15 > 0:14:17That was close. Thanks, everyone.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Little Monster, can you fill the pool up with water?
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Thank you. OK, what's next on the advert?- Let's have a look.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Oh, yes, the sea view. Sir, I don't wish to go over old ground,
0:14:28 > 0:14:32but to see the sea, we need to be by the sea. Last time I checked,
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Justin's House is nowhere near the sea.- OK, well, I've never
0:14:36 > 0:14:40actually looked out of the window or a door, I'll have a look and see
0:14:40 > 0:14:43if I can see the sea. No. Can anyone see the sea?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44CHILDREN: No!
0:14:44 > 0:14:49I'll try the other door, everyone. I just... Where are you going?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- To me workshop.- No, Robert, you can't hide away again.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- SAWING AND HAMMERING - I need to find a sea view.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Wow, look at that, everyone! Robert's going to love this!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Robert, where are you? - Right here, sir.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- Did you have something to do with this?- I might have.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Robert, you are a genius. Well done. A big cheer for Robert, everyone!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13CHEERING
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Argh! Argh!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16CHILDREN: Mr Tailor!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Look, the sea! Lovely!
0:15:19 > 0:15:20YAWNING
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- We fooled him, sir, we fooled him. - I think he fell for it.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- He did.- Excellent. What's next?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- A delicious dinner, sir. - Oh, no problem.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33I happen to be a master chef, Robert. Yes, yes.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35I just need to get a few pans and then... Whoa!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38CRASH!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40CHILDREN: Mr Tailor!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Oh, oh!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- He moved!- Uh-h-h.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46(Well done. Thank you, everybody.)
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Sir, might I suggest - I- do the cooking
0:15:50 > 0:15:54and you pick lettuces outside, where you won't disturb Mr Tailor?
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- Right, I'll go and do that. - Use the door, the front door!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Mind the sea view. - I'll take the coastal path.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03All right, all right. I'll go this way.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Now...cooking.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10It's very important, when you're cooking, to find the real key to it.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12For me, the key is seasoning.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17- Autumn is an excellent season to cook.- Robert!- What?!
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- I found some lettuce leaves! - All right, thank you, sir.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- Will you bring them round to me, sir?- Right, be back in a minute.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27But use the front door, please.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Don't come by the...
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Oh, honestly.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39Who would run a hotel? I mean, we'll never get all of these things done
0:16:39 > 0:16:43by the time Mr Tailor wakes up. What are going to do, Robert?
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Panic button, sir?
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Hit it.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49ALARM BLARES
0:16:50 > 0:16:52WALTZ MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Ah, Robert, is there evening entertainment tonight?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Bavarian dancing, sir. I have an empty dance card.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05He's going! Stop him, sir!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Mr Tailor, wait, wait, wait!
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Would you care to stay for supper, as our special guest?
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- But I was just going to go... - Yes, come this way, come this way.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Now, Robert, our master chef, is preparing you a feast.- Not quite.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Sit down there and you can dine with all of our other hotel guests.
0:17:23 > 0:17:29- What?- OK, panic over, I've covered it. It's OK.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Yes, aside from the fact that we only have lettuce for dinner
0:17:33 > 0:17:37and you told Mr Tailor there were other guests in the hotel!
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Whoa, whoa, Justin Marylou Billybob Jeffrey Fletcher,
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- where do you think you're going? - Back in a tic.- Oh!
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Why do I think things couldn't possibly get any worse?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50DOOR CREAKS OPEN
0:17:50 > 0:17:52He-he-he-he! Eh!
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Oh, Robiet! Ho-ho!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Yes, may I help you, man-dam?
0:17:59 > 0:18:07- Oh, yes, I'm, erm, Mrs Ramsbottom, remember?- Mrs Ramsbottom?!- Yes!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- It's me, Justin.- I know it's you!
0:18:09 > 0:18:14Oh, Robiet, would you show me to my usual chair, please?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16(Is that it, just an arm?)
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Oh, I'll go there myself. Ha-ha!
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Whoa!
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Oh, thank you!
0:18:25 > 0:18:32- Hello, there. I'm Mrs Ramsbottom. And you are?- Mr Tailor.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Ooh, Mr Tailor, how charming!
0:18:34 > 0:18:38I've been coming here for over 62 years.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Well, I...I... - Yes, excuse me a second.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Ahem, ROB...! Oh.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Robiet, would you call the darling little waitress, you know,
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Little Monster, to come over here to take our order?
0:18:51 > 0:18:56- Yes, Mrs Ratsbottom.- Ratsbottom?! It's Ramsbottom.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Sorry, Ramsbottom. Ramsbottom. Right.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Little Monster! Little Monster!
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Have you finished filling the pool with water?
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Justin needs her to be a waitress. Doesn't matter, I'll do it.
0:19:09 > 0:19:15Right, erm, all right. Yes, there's a slight delay in the kitchen.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Oh, how unusual. - May I get you some drinks?
0:19:17 > 0:19:22Yes, please. I'll have a super banooza special,
0:19:22 > 0:19:27with a little glitzy-witzy little silver umbrella on the top.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Mr Tailor, what would you like?
0:19:30 > 0:19:34A glass of your finest mineral water would be magnificent, my dear chap.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Little Monster! Little Monster! Mr Tailor needs some water.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Tap, not mineral.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Mr Tailor, how are you finding your stay here at the hotel?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Well, it's frightful.- Frightful?!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Eh, I mean, erm, pardon?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51What I was going to say was, it's frightfully funny.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56I only came round to mend Robert's ritzy-glitzy jacket. I'm a tailor.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- I mend jackets.- Hang on a minute. So, are you saying you're not
0:20:00 > 0:20:02a hotel guest?
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- No. - Little Monster, Mr Tailor's water!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Little Monster, what are you doing? No, no! Come here!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- You'll get water everywhere!- Argh!
0:20:12 > 0:20:17Oh, Mr Tailor thinks Justin's House is the worst hotel EVER!
0:20:17 > 0:20:22- I've got news for you, Robert. Mr Tailor isn't a hotel guest.- What?!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- No, he's a...- Tailor!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Well, I'd wondered where you'd got to.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I popped back to the shop to get you this jacket.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33I sewed it this morning. I think it will be perfect.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Have it by way of a thank you
0:20:35 > 0:20:39for my fantastic stay here at Justin's House Hotel.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Oh, grease me gears! I've got to go and try it on!
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Mr Tailor, you don't think that Justin's House Hotel is awful?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Not in the slightest, my dear man.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Justin's House Hotel is the best hotel I've ever stayed in.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56In fact, I'd like to book another stay, please.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Why, of course. I'll check you in in a second.
0:20:59 > 0:21:05Oh, no, Mr Tailor, the Justin's House Hotel is closed for business!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08It's far too hard running a hotel. But you're welcome to come round
0:21:08 > 0:21:12- any time you like.- Oh, thank you. I will.- Oh, good!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:14 > 0:21:15I'm ready!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Ho-ho, here he comes!
0:21:33 > 0:21:38Wow, what do you think of Robert's new jacket?!
0:21:38 > 0:21:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I think we should celebrate that jacket with a song.
0:21:42 > 0:21:47- I think so, sir.- Mr Tailor, would you do the honours?- Too kind.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Hit it!- Hitting it, sir. - Here we go, come on, everybody.
0:21:50 > 0:21:55Heads, Shoulders, Knees And Toes! I'm coming down, here we go!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58# Heads and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes
0:21:58 > 0:22:02# Heads and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes
0:22:02 > 0:22:05# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
0:22:05 > 0:22:08# Heads and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes... #
0:22:08 > 0:22:13We're going to miss out some words, so nobody say the word "heads".
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Are you ready? Here we go!
0:22:16 > 0:22:20# ..And shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes
0:22:20 > 0:22:23# ..And shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes
0:22:23 > 0:22:26# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
0:22:26 > 0:22:30# ..And shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes... #
0:22:30 > 0:22:31What's next, Robert?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34We should leave out the shoulders, so no heads or shoulders.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38So, just the knees and the toes. Here we go!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40# ..Knees and toes, knees and toes
0:22:40 > 0:22:43# ..Knees and toes, knees and toes
0:22:43 > 0:22:47# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
0:22:47 > 0:22:50# ..Knees and toes Knees and toes... #
0:22:50 > 0:22:56Now, we're going to sing it twice as fast! Are you ready?!
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Here we go!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59# Heads and shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes
0:22:59 > 0:23:03# Heads and shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes
0:23:03 > 0:23:05# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
0:23:05 > 0:23:09# Heads and shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes
0:23:09 > 0:23:13# Heads and shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes! #
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Thank you, everybody!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Weren't they fantastic, Robert?
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Who has enjoyed their stay at the Justin's House Hotel?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24CHEERING
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Thank you so much for coming, everyone. Let's hear it for our
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- very special guest, Mr Tailor! - Thank you! Thank you!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Our wonderful waiter, Robert!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36CHEERING
0:23:36 > 0:23:39And what about our receptionist, Little Monster?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41CHEERING
0:23:41 > 0:23:47And, of course, our very special guests here at the hotel - you!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50We'll see next time, everyone in...
0:23:50 > 0:23:52CHILDREN: Justin's House!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Bye-bye!- Bye, everybody!
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