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0:00:08 > 0:00:10CHILDREN LAUGH

0:00:16 > 0:00:18CHILDREN CHEER

0:00:24 > 0:00:26ZEBRA NEIGHS AND SNORTS

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Generic drum track!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# My name is Robert I love to dust

0:00:39 > 0:00:40# Dust, dust, dust

0:00:40 > 0:00:43# In the house of Just... # Word up.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47Oh, hello, Little Monster, what did you think of my dusting rap?

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Cheeky! I made it up for our guests

0:00:49 > 0:00:53the next time they visit. I think they're going to like it.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Hang on, what are you up to? No, no, you don't! You know the rules.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00No messy things in my workshop. This is the one place

0:01:00 > 0:01:03that I can come to avoid the mess of Justin's house.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07Oh, Robert! Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Hi, Robert, good to see you.- Hello.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I was wondering if I could eat my extra-small bowl

0:01:12 > 0:01:15of munchy, crunchy flakes in here.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- So long as you don't make any mess, sir.- Oh, no, I won't, Robert.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Oh, hi, Little Monster. How are you?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Oh! Too messy for my workshop.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Oh! Sorry, Robert.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30DING-DONG

0:01:30 > 0:01:33# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

0:01:33 > 0:01:34# Someone better answer it #

0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Robert, get the door. - Can't you get it, sir? I'll be busy

0:01:38 > 0:01:41putting my workshop to the way it should be -

0:01:41 > 0:01:43a haven of peace and tidiness.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Yes, I suppose I did spill the odd flake or two.- Yes, one or two, yes!

0:01:47 > 0:01:51All right, I'll go and get it. (This time.)

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Oh. Look at that.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56JUSTIN GRUNTS

0:01:56 > 0:02:01Oh, agh! Oh, hi, you two, look at all of this post.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Who's it all from?- I don't know. Shall we read one of the letters?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Oh, here's one. Right.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12It says here, "Dear Justin, Robert and Little Monster.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15"So many funny things have happened in your house,

0:02:15 > 0:02:17"I'd love to see some of them again.

0:02:17 > 0:02:22- "Lots of love from Ida Down and Neil Down."- Oh, very good.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Well, it looks like Little Monster thinks it's a good idea.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29How are we going to see all of those funny things again?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Ah! Not the pie, Little Monster,

0:02:32 > 0:02:34it's too messy. What? What?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36You've invented a pie-cam

0:02:36 > 0:02:39and recorded everything in Justin's house on it?

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Well, I have to say, I'm impressed.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I thought I was the only inventor in this house.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48I suppose, if we could connect the pie-cam to the screen,

0:02:48 > 0:02:52we could see what's been recorded. Where are my tools?

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Ah, right. Oh, I get it, Little Monster. Right.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Ah.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00All right... Oh.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05Yes, I think inventor Little Monster is one step ahead of you, Robert.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09All right then, we just need to make the pie play back footage.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12If I turn it to 402 megahertz, it probably...

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Oh, or we could do that. Well done, Little Monster.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- CHILDREN: Justin's house!- Yeah.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Justin's house!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Let's see you bopping up and down! - Justin's house!

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Yeah.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Here we go.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- # Justin's house! - It's the place you want to play in

0:03:29 > 0:03:30# Justin's house!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- # You're my special guests today - Justin's house!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35# It's the place you want to stay in

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- # Everybody's welcome here in... - Justin's house!

0:03:38 > 0:03:39DING-DONG

0:03:39 > 0:03:42# There's Robert the Robot and Little Monster too

0:03:42 > 0:03:45# And someone else We think you know who

0:03:45 > 0:03:48# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- # He's... - Justin!- Yay!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53# And this is my place #

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Sing along, everyone. - Let's hear you.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57# Justin's house!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59# It's the place you want to play in

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- # Justin's house! - You're my special guests today!

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- # Justin's house! - # It's the place you want to stay in

0:04:04 > 0:04:07# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Whoo! - DING-DONG

0:04:09 > 0:04:11# We sing here and dance here Play silly games too

0:04:11 > 0:04:14# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on my face

0:04:17 > 0:04:20# You're brilliant

0:04:20 > 0:04:22# You really are ace! #

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Sing along, everyone.- Here we go.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- # Justin's house! - It's the place you want to play in

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- # Justin's house! - You're my special guests today.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- # Justin's house! - It's the place you want to stay in

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- # Everybody's welcome here in - Justin's house!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- One more time. - Oh, I think they want to, sir.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- # Justin's house! - It's the place you want to play in

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- # Justin's house! - You're my special guests today

0:04:45 > 0:04:47# Justin's house!

0:04:47 > 0:04:48# Is the place you want to stay in

0:04:48 > 0:04:51# Everybody is welcome here in Justin's house!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53# Everybody's welcome here

0:04:53 > 0:04:57# In Justin's

0:04:57 > 0:04:58# Justin's house!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Yay!- Aw!- Wasn't that lovely?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03We got to sing the Justin's House song again.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06I must say, Little Monster, it is very good.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- A tidier use for a custard pie than usual.- Yeah, all right, Robert.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14What is it, Little Monster? Oh, you want to read another letter?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Let's see what's in this one. Agh!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21- Oh, nearly pulled the paint off! - Oh, deary me.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26Ahem. Right, this one says, "Dear Dustbin..." Dustbin!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28ROBERT CHUCKLES

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- I'm sure that they mean "Justin". - I wouldn't be too sure!

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Anyway, it says, "Please, please, please could you

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- "and...Rabbit the Robot..." - Rabbit the Robot?

0:05:40 > 0:05:44- Ha-ha! Boing, boing, boing! - All right. Get on with it.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49It says... "And, of course, the wonderfully funny Little Monster."

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Hmm!

0:05:51 > 0:05:56"Could you show us some more funny moments from Dustbin's House?"

0:05:56 > 0:06:01- "Best wishes, Russell Sprout." - Russell Sprout? Ooh.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Well, I suppose we could...

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Oh, well, I guess that answers it.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08I've got one! Oh!

0:06:08 > 0:06:09LAUGHTER

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Hang on a minute, I'll try to... Eh!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Try it the other way round, sir.- OK.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Ah, this way, that's better, I'll just go.. Whoa!

0:06:19 > 0:06:23Hang on a minutes, I'll just climb under here.

0:06:23 > 0:06:29- Wait a second, there you go.- No, let me help you, sir. Coming through.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Wey-hey! What are you doing? Get out of it.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Oh, I can't believe it. Where's he gone now? Oh!

0:06:38 > 0:06:43Right, OK, let's give it a good pull after three. No, no, Robert,

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- we're all right. Will you help us count to three?- ALL: Yes!

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Sir, all I have to do...

0:06:48 > 0:06:50OK. I'll just do some warming up.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Here we go, ready, everyone? - No, but, sir...

0:06:53 > 0:06:56ALL: One, two, three.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Here we go.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Hey, hey, hey! Ow! Agh!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Robert! Look, could you take this ladder?

0:07:04 > 0:07:09- Right, can you help me up? - Of course.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Look, hold onto this.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15- I'm sorry, sir.- Really. Now, you go and get the paint.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- All right.- Er! Oh!

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Oh. Really.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Now...- What do I need? - "Remember to stir carefully."

0:07:22 > 0:07:24I need to get some brushes. Let's see.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Oh! It's all right, it's all right.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Robert, what are you doing?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32There's no time to mess around, is there, everyone?

0:07:32 > 0:07:33ALL: No!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35We have got some painting...

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Whoa! Ooh!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Are you sure that ladder's safe, sir,

0:07:40 > 0:07:42it does look little, well, rickety.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46- Yes. This ladder's safe, isn't it, everyone?- No!

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Yes, I made it this morning in your workshop.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Now, I'm going to climb up the top,

0:07:52 > 0:07:54then we can get on with the paint... Oh!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56LAUGHTER

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh, I have to hand it to Mr Joe King.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- That was funny, sir.- It was.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Especially when you broke the ladder. Whoo! Oh!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07All right. OK, Robert, I remember.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10What? Another letter, Little Monster?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13We've got time for another. Oh, Robert, look at this one!

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Ugh. Hang on a minute, this one's for you, Little Monster.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19What does it say?

0:08:19 > 0:08:24- It says, "Dear the great and famous Little Monster..." Hmm.- What?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Um, "You are so brilliant,

0:08:26 > 0:08:30"they really should call it Little Monster's House.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- That does have a ring to it. What?!- Wait a second.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36It says, "The most brilliant thing you do is get Justin

0:08:36 > 0:08:42"really, really, really, really, really, really messy.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46"I would love to see Justin getting messy again,

0:08:46 > 0:08:49"yours truly, Cliff Face."

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Cliff Face?- Yes!

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Well, sir, I'm not sure seeing you getting messy is...

0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Oh, no.- Oh, too late.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- TV:- Robert, look what's at the door.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05It is a scrum-diddly-umptious birthday cake.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Be careful with it, sir. We have to decorate it.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- We need to write "Happy birthday" on it.- Of course.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15- How do we write that, everyone? What do we use?- Icing!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Of course. We need some whirly, swirly, curly icing.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Are you sure about this, sir?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Yes, I can do it, can't I, everyone?- Yes!

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Remember, on your birthday, you spelt your own name wrong.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32- For a day we thought we lived in "Dustbin's house".- Er...

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- I'm not called Dustbin, am I?- No!

0:09:35 > 0:09:39I'll get it right this time. Icing bag, please.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Here you are, sir, icing bag. - Yes, there it is.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46It's a bit heavy, isn't it? Right, OK, stand back, everyone.

0:09:46 > 0:09:51I am a professional, Robert. Right. I'm now going to ice the cake.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Here we go.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55LAUGHTER

0:09:57 > 0:10:02Um, it's all right, sir, it's all right, I have another one.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Here we are.- Sorry about that, everyone. It must have been faulty.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- I don't know how it happened, sir.- Right. Here we go.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12I'm going to draw "Happy birthday".

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- I'll be here, sir. - All right. Here we go.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17A one, two, three. I'll just...

0:10:17 > 0:10:19SQUEALING AND LAUGHTER

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Have you got any more icing? - I have a third one, sir.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I promise this is guaranteed.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Right, I'm going to put... Ah.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Hang on a minute, I'm not going to make the same mistake.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- I'll turn it around this way. - But, sir...- Here we go.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36One, two, three.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39LAUGHTER

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- I didn't see that coming, really I didn't.- What are we going to do?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I have one other, sir.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52But, look, it's green, that's perfect, isn't it?

0:10:52 > 0:10:57- Just like Little Monster, isn't it, everyone?- Yes!- All right.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01- Let's give this a go. Ready. - Be careful, sir.- Yes, yes, yes.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06There we go, everyone. How about that?

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Yes!

0:11:09 > 0:11:13That is perfect for Little Monster's birthday party.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- Oh!- Oh, the cake is ruined.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Now, don't worry, Little Monster.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28How many balloons have you blown up? Have you blown them all up?

0:11:28 > 0:11:32No? Why don't you go and do that and we'll take care of this.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36I promise, it'll be fine, Little Monster, it'll be fine.

0:11:36 > 0:11:41- Oh, dear, sir, what are we going to do? The cakes are...- Ta-da!

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Amazing! Everybody, with the green fur and the bow

0:11:45 > 0:11:48and the eyes and the smile, who does it look like?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Little Monster!- That's right.

0:11:51 > 0:11:56You have single-handedly saved Little Monster's birthday party.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58PARTY BLOWER SOUNDS

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Oh, Robert!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05THEY LAUGH

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Oh, Clifford, good choice, good choice.

0:12:09 > 0:12:15- Do you know what, sir, it is very funny when you get messy.- Yes.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19But how come it's always me that gets messy, you two, eh?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Oh, um, I...

0:12:21 > 0:12:26Oh, look at that, sir, another letter. Let's have a look here.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27- Um...- What does it say?

0:12:27 > 0:12:31It's says, "Dear everyone at Justin's house."

0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Ooh, that's us.- Yes.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36"I enjoy watching you all so much that I wish

0:12:36 > 0:12:40"I could go back in time and watch you all over again.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44"Your good friend, Dinah Saur."

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Dinah Saur? Go back in time?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Do you know what, it does remind me of the time

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- when we all went... - BOTH: Back in time.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- TV:- Set the co-ordinates. There we are.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Right, and I'll check the duck capacitor. Here we go.

0:13:02 > 0:13:07- We're off, everyone. - Here we go. Sing along.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10(TO "DOCTOR WHO" THEME) # Back in time, back in time

0:13:10 > 0:13:13# Back in time, back in time Back in time, back in time... #

0:13:13 > 0:13:18Robert, I think we're coming into land. Everyone!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20BOTH: Oh!

0:13:20 > 0:13:25- We've landed.- Is everyone OK?

0:13:25 > 0:13:26ALL SHOUT

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Sir, I am so excited to meet Justinardo de Stinky.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Think of the wonderful, ye olde inventing secrets he could share.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37I know, but it's a bit messy in Justin's house.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39I'll go and see if I can find a broom

0:13:39 > 0:13:43and we will clean up before Justinardo de Stinky arrives.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Hang on, sir, that's very kind of you,

0:13:46 > 0:13:50but you don't want to miss your Uncle Justinardo.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51But, sir!

0:13:51 > 0:13:54HE HUMS A TUNE

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- Oh, Roberto!- Hang on, Justin. Weren't you just in...

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Wait a minute!

0:14:01 > 0:14:05It's Justinardo de Stinky, everybody. Say hello.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07- Hello!- Hello!

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Oh, dear, you really are stinky.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15I've got a fantastic invention to show you.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Really, sir, is it a machine that sucks up dust,

0:14:18 > 0:14:20or an automatic plate stacker?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22No, it's a lot more fun than that.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26It's a custard-pie flying machine.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Ta-da! - HE CHUCKLES

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Of course it is.- Yes, yes.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- Who wants to see my custard-pie flying machine?- Me!

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- See, they all do. - Are you sure about this?

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- It sounds very messy.- Right, here it is, a-ha. Da-da-da-daa!

0:14:41 > 0:14:46- Oh!- What happens is, you pull the lever down here like so

0:14:46 > 0:14:50and the custard pie flies into the sky. Do you want to see it?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Yes!- No, no!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Here we go.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58HE GRUNTS

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Hang on, Robert, it's not working properly.

0:15:01 > 0:15:06- Can you give me a hand, please?- All right, sir. Anything to aid science.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's stuck here? So if I just pull down like that...

0:15:09 > 0:15:14LAUGHTER

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh, look at that.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19A letter has fallen out of the post bag.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Perhaps we should read this next, sir.- All right. Off you go, Robert.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Let's have a look.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Um... Oh, that's very neat and educated handwriting, sir.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32"Dear Robert the robot, you are so talented

0:15:32 > 0:15:35"and clever and a brilliant inventor.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37"They should call it Robert's House.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41- I mean, it does have a ring to it. - Give me that letter.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Oh, what does it say? Blahdy, blahdy, blah.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45"Robert should be king."

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Blahdy blah. "Robert the movie."

0:15:48 > 0:15:50"Should make a statue in the town hall."

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Blah... "Justin needs a bath." Hang on a minute.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57It says here, "Why, oh, why, oh, why are things always

0:15:57 > 0:16:01"so messy when Justin is around?

0:16:01 > 0:16:04"Even when he's trying to be tidy?

0:16:04 > 0:16:10- "Your humble servant, Jobert." - Yes, good question, Jobert.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14Right, Little Monster, now, this can only go one way and that's my way.

0:16:14 > 0:16:19OK? So I'm going to give you a bath. Stay still. I'll just... Oh!

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- She's gone, where is she? Has anyone seen her?- There!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Little Monster. Quick. Come here!

0:16:27 > 0:16:33Oh, no! I don't believe it. Have you seen her? Where?

0:16:33 > 0:16:38Ooh, she's over there. Right, I'll get her. Little Monster, come here!

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Oh!

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Ooh! Where is she?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Have you seen her?- There!

0:16:45 > 0:16:49All right, here we are. It's bath time. Come here.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Oh. Hey!

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Where?- There! - Right, that's it, Little Monster.

0:16:55 > 0:16:59Quiet, everyone. I've only got one chance at this.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03Here we go. After three. One, two...

0:17:03 > 0:17:05How's it going in here, sir?

0:17:07 > 0:17:12Oh, well. Very good, very good. Yes.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Um, Robert.- Yes, sir.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- There seems to be another letter from the mail bag.- Really?- Yes.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24- Shall we read it?- All right. - All right. Oh, it's for me. Justin.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27It's got scruffy handwriting, sir.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30You'll find that people with handwriting like this

0:17:30 > 0:17:33are usually very creative and talented.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37- Hmm.- Shall we read on? - You can try, sir.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41Right, it says, "Dear Justin the great,

0:17:41 > 0:17:46"you are the funniest, most handsome, tidiest person

0:17:46 > 0:17:48"in Justin Town."

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Well, really, you shouldn't.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54No, they really shouldn't. Give me that here.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Yada, yada, yada. "Voice of an angel."

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Yada, yada. "Brighter than the sun." Yada, yada.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02"Quite clearly in possession of super powers."

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Um, yes, now, "I couldn't help

0:18:05 > 0:18:10"but notice that it always seems to be you that gets messy, Justin.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14"How come, with all the custard pies flying all over the place,

0:18:14 > 0:18:17"Robert never seems to get pied?

0:18:17 > 0:18:21"Your good friend," there's a "J" crossed out here, "Rustin."

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Well, I do think that what was his name,

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Rustin has got a good point.

0:18:27 > 0:18:34In fact, I can only remember one time when you got pied.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Well... Ah, Little Monster, don't you dare.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40I don't think anybody needs to see the time I got...

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Splatted! Ha-ha.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46All right, everybody, we're going to snooze now.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48# When you're dozy

0:18:48 > 0:18:51# And oh so cosy

0:18:51 > 0:18:54# You start to snore

0:18:54 > 0:18:57# Snore, snore, snore

0:18:59 > 0:19:02# There's a land to explore... #

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Come on, everyone! Here we go.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06# In the land of dreams

0:19:06 > 0:19:10# Nothing seems quite the same when you snooze

0:19:10 > 0:19:12# What you see and what you do

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- # You choose!- Yeah.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18# Little Monster steered a boat

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- # And Justin nearly got soaked. # - I did!

0:19:22 > 0:19:27# In your dreams what you see is really up to you

0:19:27 > 0:19:32# Catch a star, make a wish Your dreams can come true. #

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Here we go back to dreamland.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38# When you're dozy

0:19:38 > 0:19:41# And oh so cosy

0:19:41 > 0:19:43# You start to snore

0:19:43 > 0:19:47# Snore, snore, snore

0:19:49 > 0:19:51# There's a land to explore

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Come on, everyone, dance. Here we go.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57# In the land of dreams Nothing seems

0:19:57 > 0:19:59# Quite the same when you snooze

0:19:59 > 0:20:04# What you see and what you do you choose

0:20:05 > 0:20:08# Golden dusters plucked from trees

0:20:08 > 0:20:10# A tidy Justin, if you please... #

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Tidy?!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15# In your dreams what you see

0:20:15 > 0:20:17# Is really up to you

0:20:17 > 0:20:19# I caught a star Make a wish

0:20:19 > 0:20:21# My dream just came true. #

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Here we go, back to dreams.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28# When you're dozy

0:20:28 > 0:20:31# And oh so cosy

0:20:31 > 0:20:33# You start to snore

0:20:33 > 0:20:37# Snore, snore, snore

0:20:38 > 0:20:43- # There's a land to explore. - Come on, everyone!

0:20:43 > 0:20:46# In the land of dreams nothing seems

0:20:46 > 0:20:49- # Quite the same when you snooze - Yeah!

0:20:49 > 0:20:53# What you see and what you do, you choose. #

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Hey! I know.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58# Custard pies all over the place

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- # Robert getting splattered in the face!- Oh!- Yeah!

0:21:01 > 0:21:03# In your dreams nothing seems

0:21:03 > 0:21:06# Quite same when you snooze

0:21:06 > 0:21:08# Catch a star, make a wish

0:21:08 > 0:21:10# Your dreams can come true #

0:21:10 > 0:21:11A-ha!

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Hang on a minute. I've remembered the funny part of my dream.

0:21:17 > 0:21:23Oh, for once, it was Robert that got messy and not me,

0:21:23 > 0:21:25- wasn't it, everyone?- Yes!

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Are you sure, sir? It doesn't really sound that funny.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30I'll ask my friends.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34- Do you think it would be really funny if Robert got messy?- Yes!

0:21:34 > 0:21:38- Are you sure?- Yes!

0:21:38 > 0:21:43Ha-ha! Robert, we've got a custard pie for you.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Oh, sir.

0:21:44 > 0:21:50- You'd like to make my dream come true?- Well, yes.

0:21:50 > 0:21:51All right.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Oh, thank you, Robert.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56- Hand it over, sir. - You know what? No.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00You're our best friend, Robert. We've got a bigger pie for you.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- What?- A-ha!- Oh! Oh!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Here it is.- Oh!

0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Right, let's ask our friends. Shall I?- Yes!

0:22:09 > 0:22:14- I can't hear them, Robert. Shall I?- Yes!

0:22:14 > 0:22:19- Let's count to three. - ALL: One, two, three.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Robert!

0:22:21 > 0:22:23LAUGHTER

0:22:24 > 0:22:26There!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30A big cheer for Robert.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32HE LAUGHS

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Robert!

0:22:36 > 0:22:40Oh, that was funny. What would you say?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42"Oh, dot my diodes!"

0:22:42 > 0:22:45- I'll dot your diodes! - It was funny, though.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46All right, it was funny.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50Actually, do you know what the really funny thing is?

0:22:50 > 0:22:54Apart from the letters that were clearly written by you and me...

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- All right.- All of the other letters had the same handwriting.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Yes, that is strange. - If I'm not mistaken,

0:23:00 > 0:23:04I would say the other letters were written by...

0:23:04 > 0:23:06BOTH: Little Monster.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Oh!

0:23:08 > 0:23:12All right, your letters were very funny, Little Monster.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16But even more impressive was your pie-cam.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Wow! I mean, really good invention.- It was.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23Isn't it funny, sir, it looks like a genuine custard...

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Pie! Ah!

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I think it's time to go, don't you, Robert?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35- I think we should, yes.- All right.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Thanks for joining us, everyone, and we'll definitely see you

0:23:39 > 0:23:44next time in Justin's house! Bye-bye.

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