0:00:08 > 0:00:10Quack! Quack!
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Neigh!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Neigh!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Justin!
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Justin!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Justin, look what I've... Oh!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Oh, hello, everybody!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54KIDS: Hello!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- And welcome to... - KIDS: Justin's house!
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Yes, that's right. Now, talking of Justin, have you seen him?
0:01:01 > 0:01:02KIDS: No!
0:01:02 > 0:01:07Oh, dear. I wanted to show him this. It's my original robot music player.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09It's very old. I built it
0:01:09 > 0:01:12before I invented my robot music player one.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Shall we see if it still works?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15KIDS: Yes!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Little Monster, perfect timing. Would you turn that handle, please?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24This is Dustin' For Justin. Remember to sing along.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Oh, there we go.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30# Dustin' for Justin
0:01:30 > 0:01:31# Dustin' for Justin
0:01:31 > 0:01:34# Dustin' for Justin
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# In Justin's House! #
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Very good. Play it again, Little Monster!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44# Dustin' for Justin
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- # Dustin' for Justin... # - RECORD SLOWS
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Keep going, Little Monster!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53What's the matter? Why won't you turn it?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55We were having fun.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57# Da-da-da. #
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Ha-ha ha!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Hi, everyone!
0:02:02 > 0:02:03KIDS: Hello!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Now, have you seen Robert and Little Monster?
0:02:07 > 0:02:08KIDS: Yes!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Where are they? There they are.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Hang on a minute. Why are they arguing?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Little Monster, Robert, what's up?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Sir! Little Monster won't help me sing my song!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Why don't we sing a song together? What do you think, everyone?
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- KIDS: Yeah! - Fire up the old RMP1 player.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- All right, sir. Firing up. - And, hit it!
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Hitting it, sir.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Come on, everyone! Up on your feet. Here we go!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36KIDS: Justin's house! Justin's house!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Here we go. Sing along with us! Here we go.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- # Justin's house - It's the place you want to play in
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- # Justin's house - You're my special guests today
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- # Justin's house - It's the place you want to stay in
0:02:47 > 0:02:51# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house... #
0:02:52 > 0:02:55# There's Robert the Robot and Little Monster too
0:02:55 > 0:02:58# And someone else, We think you know who
0:02:58 > 0:03:01# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- # Heeeeeee's Justin! # - Yep!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07# And this is my place... # Sing along, come on! Here we go!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- # Justin's house - It's the place you want to play in
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- # Justin's house - You're my special guests today
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- # Justin's house - It's the place you want to stay in
0:03:17 > 0:03:19# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house. #
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Yeah, take it away, Robert! - # We sit here and dance here
0:03:23 > 0:03:24# Play silly games, too
0:03:24 > 0:03:27# But it wouldn't be fun If it wasn't for you
0:03:27 > 0:03:30# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on my face
0:03:30 > 0:03:33# You're brilliant!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35# You really are ace. #
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Come on, everyone. As loud as you can!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- # Justin's house - It's the place you want to play in
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- # Justin's house - You're my special guests today
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- # Justin's house - It's the place you want to stay in
0:03:46 > 0:03:49# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house... #
0:03:49 > 0:03:53# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's...
0:03:55 > 0:03:57# Justin's house! #
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Have a big huge cheer!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Well done. Very good, very good.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Ah, Robert. Weren't they all in fine voice today?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oh, they certainly were, sir, so why don't we see another song?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Would you like to sing another song? - KIDS: Yeah!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13All right, then. Well, fire up the old...
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Ah-ah! Robot music player winding up, sir.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- What?- This is my original robot music player.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22I was trying to tell you about it. I've your song on it.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, OK! Play it.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Here we go.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27# Wiggle your bottom
0:04:30 > 0:04:33# Da-da, da-da-da Da-da di da-da. #
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Justin!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Hello, I'm Justin!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Wait a second!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42That sounded a bit funny, didn't it? Could I have it a bit faster?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Yes. I just have to crank more quickly, sir. Here we go.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Right, here we go.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50# Wiggle your bottom
0:04:50 > 0:04:53# Da-diggle da-diggle da-diggle! #
0:04:54 > 0:04:56That was too fast, Robert!
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Sorry, sir.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Now, let's calm down a bit and take it easy.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04I know, why don't we get the remote control and watch a bit of telly?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Very good. - Where's the remote control?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- What remote control? - For the television set, of course.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13But we don't have a TV.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Oh.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17We make our own entertainment, sir, like in the good old days.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18For example...
0:05:20 > 0:05:21- The Justin Times!- Ah, yes.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Excellent. Coming over to you, sir.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25- Over here.- Alley-oop!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Ah!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31I'm sorry, sir. That was all my fault. Here we are.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh, good. I love the Justin Times.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Right, let's see what's going on, shall we? Aaaah!
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Hang on. Robert!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Yes?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43It's happened again. We've got a faulty Justin Times.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Look, it's upside down.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47# Try it the other way up, sir. #
0:05:47 > 0:05:52The other way up? All right, I'll give it a go!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Robert, it's still upside down.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Not you, sir. The paper.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Oh, erm...
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Come here, sir.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Thanks, Robert. Aaah!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10There we are.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Thanks, Robert. Look! Special news today.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19It says here that Dame Pui is in Justin Town!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh, Dame Pui, Dame Pui!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Who's Dame Pui?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Dame Pui is a very famous actress, isn't she, everyone?
0:06:27 > 0:06:28KIDS: Yeah!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oh, really?
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Yes, yes. She's performing her new play in the Justin Town Theatre.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Oh! Can we get tickets and go and see it?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I love the theatre!
0:06:38 > 0:06:44Yes. One problem, Robert. We don't have a Justin Town Theatre.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47It says here that the director of the play,
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Chris Jarvay, is very upset.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52He has nowhere to perform his play.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh, dear.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Well, Chris Jarvay could put on his performance here,
0:06:57 > 0:06:59in Justin's house!
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Robert!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Silly you.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Honestly, to put on a play you need a big audience, don't you, everyone?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09KIDS: Yeah!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12I mean, we need a big stage, as well, don't we, everyone?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13KIDS: Yeah!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16And I don't think... Ay-ay-ay!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Hang on a minute! You are the audience, aren't you?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22KIDS: Yeah!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26And look, we've got a lovely big stage area. Oh, Robert!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- I've just had the best idea ever! - Yes?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30We could put the play on here!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Yes. Genius is too small a word for you, sir.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Right, I'll phone Chris. Now, where's the phone?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Right, erm, now, I wonder.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43Chris might be able to give me a very tiny little part in his play.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Do you think I'd make a good actor, everyone?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48KIDS: Yeah!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Oh, I can picture it now. Oh, the lights!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Oh, the roar of the audience! Give us a big cheer, everyone!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, wonderful! What about the awards?
0:07:59 > 0:08:05I'd like to thank my mother, Sheila, my father, Guy, yes,
0:08:05 > 0:08:07and I'd like to thank my goldfish, Kevin.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Hello, Chris. Justin wants to talk to you.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Yes, just one moment.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Justin!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Yes, all right, I'd like to thank Robert
0:08:15 > 0:08:17for clearing up after me.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Yes, you're welcome, sir,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20but I have Chris on the phone, sir.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Chris Jarvay?- Yes.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Oh, right, yes. Put him through on three, please.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28All right, sir. Transferring you, Chris. Good luck.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Right, I'll just...
0:08:30 > 0:08:33There we are. Hello, is that Chris?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Oh, hi! Mwah, mwah!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Yes, Chris. I've a really good idea.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Would you like to put your play on here in Justin's house?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh, you would?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Lovely!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49You'd like some backstage help?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Yes, I think I know just the Little Monster, yeah.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56She could help, couldn't she?
0:08:56 > 0:09:02Chris, on another note, would there be a tiny little part for me
0:09:02 > 0:09:06in your play? Oh, there would?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Thanks, Chris! I won't let you down! See you later.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10'Bye-bye. I love you!'
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Oh, ha-ha!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Did you hear that, Robert?- No.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17I'm going to be a big star!
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Oooh!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20DING-DONG! # Who's at the door?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# Who's at the door?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24# Someone better answer it. #
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Robert, get the door.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Can't you get it, sir?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Oh, all right, I'll get it. I'll get the door.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Wait, that's your job!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Well, I'm busy listening in on your conversation, sir.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Sssh! Better not disturb you. You're on a phone call.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Wait a second, I was on the phone, wasn't I?
0:09:41 > 0:09:42KIDS: Yeah!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Has Robert tricked me again?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46KIDS: Yeah!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48All right, I'll get the door.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh, look, everyone!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52It's Chris Jarvay!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Hello, hello, hello!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Hi, Chris.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Hi, Justin.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Good to see you. What have you got? - Well, this is very important!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Oh, sorry. This is important directing equipment,
0:10:04 > 0:10:10and what we have here is important acting equipment for you, Justin.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11What is it?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12It's a costume.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- For me?- Yes. - Oh, am I in the play?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16You're going to a big star!
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Oh! I'd like to thank Chris for giving me this opportunity.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22When I first read the script...
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Put the costume on!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Oh, all right. I'll use Robert's dressing room.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- What?- Thank you, Robert.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35You're loving this, aren't you? Now, Chris, where is Dame Pui?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- She likes to make a big entrance. - Oh.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Oh, yeah. This way!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Boys and girls, Dame Pui!
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Oh! Oh, yes!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Hurray!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Yes, very good.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Big cheers, big cheers!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04What an entrance! Bravo!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07She is a very big star.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Oh, no I'm not. I'm a very, very, very big star!
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Oh.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16And she's just starred in Incey-Wincey Spider, The Musical!
0:11:16 > 0:11:20OPERATIC: # Out came the sunshine And dried up all the rain
0:11:20 > 0:11:27# Incey-Wincey Spider Climbed up the spout again. #
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Oh, the great reviews are all over the web!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Oh, really?- Yes.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Well, I mean, she is a very, very, very big star, isn't she?
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Oh, I've never met a very, very, very big star before.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44I don't know what to do! Oh, dear! Erm, now, are you all right?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I see! May I take your coat, Dame Pui? Thank you. Excellent.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Now, where do I put it?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Neigh!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Oh, yes. Thanks, Dave. Right. Would you like a cup of tea, Dame Pui?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56- This way.- Oh! Ah! Oh!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58What's the matter? Is it the tea?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Ah, now, Dame Pui is used to walking on red carpet.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Red carpet?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Yes. Big stars walk on red carpet.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Have you got some?- Right.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I may have some left over from when we did the stairs.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Oh, here we are. Coming, Dame Pui!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14You'll be OK, Dame Pui!
0:12:14 > 0:12:15How kind!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16This'll floor you!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh!
0:12:18 > 0:12:19There we are.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Try walking on the red carpet. And, action!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Nice pile, easy underfoot.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Oh! Oh!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- There's not enough carpet! - I want to go over there!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35I have offcuts! Wait!
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- You'll be fine, Dame Pui. Stay where you are.- Here we are.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Hold on. There.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Try walking again. And, action!
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- Ah! Ah!- Wait a minute!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, dear!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I've got a better idea! Wait!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Oh, don't leave me here! I'm marooned!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Marooned? I'd say it's more of a bright red.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Aaah!- Quickly!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Here I am! It's all right!
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Now, Dame Pui, try these for size. They're Robert originals.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Oooh! How marvellous!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09There we are.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Ah! Oooh!
0:13:10 > 0:13:15Let's get on with the play. Justin, are you ready?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Ha-ha-ha!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I'm ready!
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Hello, everyone!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36What do you think of my costume? Do you like it, everyone?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37KIDS: Yeah!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Thank you. Now, who am I playing in your play?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Well, you are playing Great Uncle Justington,
0:13:45 > 0:13:48because the play is called Justington Abbey.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53It's set way back in the olden days. Now, here is your script.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Thank you. Ah!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Oh, it's very heavy. I must be the lead.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04- Oh, yes. You've got lots of lines. You've got lots of acting to do.- Oh!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06And my part?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Here's your script.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Now, Robert, you play Robert the butler.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13- But...- Ler.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- But...- Ler.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Butler. Butler.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Yes, you play the Butler.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You look after the house of Great Uncle Justington.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Yeah, you clear up his mess.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Yes, I'm familiar with the process.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26A-hem!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28What is my starring role?
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Oh, Dame Pui. You play Ye Olde Little Monster.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Monster?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Yes, like our Little Monster, but Ye Olde.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42- Show me the monster costume. - Oh. Oh, right! I have an idea.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Thanks, Dave.- Neigh!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Coming. Coming, Dame Pui. Here we are.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Oh!- Oh, yes!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- How do I look?- Yes.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Very good. There's something missing.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Oh, thank you, Little Monster.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56There we are. Here we go.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Thank you, darling.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Perfect.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Are you ready, Dame Pui?- Yes.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05I'm ready!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Great, well, go and hide.- Huh? - That's what Little Monster does!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Oh, I'll never get seen or heard!
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Oooh!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Nearly there. Little Monster!
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Yes, darling. Is it me?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Oh, no, no. Sorry, Dame Pui. I mean the real Little Monster.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23You hide, Dame Pui.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Little Monster!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Yes?- No!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Don't worry, I'll sort this out. I'm used to calling for Little Monster.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Excuse me.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33WHISTLE
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Ah, Little Monster! I've got a very important job for you.
0:15:36 > 0:15:42I want you to do all the special effects in the play, like the wind.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Little Monster, the wind, action!
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Ah!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Oh! It's very windy.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52And the rain. Action!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Aaah!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Stop squirting me! Stop it, stop it! - Thunder! Action!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59CRASH!
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Is everybody ready?
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Yes, I think so.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06KIDS: Yes!
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Yes, feeling confident.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Positions!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Right, positions, everyone!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Don't panic, don't panic!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Right, I'm on it, I'm on it.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18No, no, Justin. You're over here.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19- Eh?- Yes.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Oh, of course. This is my starting position.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Thank you, Justin. I knew you'd remember. Cue music!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:30 > 0:16:31MUSIC SPEEDS UP
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Yeah, yeah, I think that's enough.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40I think that's enough! Little Monster! That's enough! Thank you.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Boys and girls, we present Justington Abbey!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Hurray!
0:16:45 > 0:16:46I can't wait!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Justin!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- What?- You're on! Go!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Oh, right, I'm in it, of course!
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Right, sorry.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59A-hem!
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Robert, Robert, wherefore art thou, Robert?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05What is it, sir? I'm waiting for my cue.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- You haven't got your line, yet! - Is it me, darling?
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Concentrate!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Oh, start again. Positions, everyone.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Sorry, sorry.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16OK.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19We present Justington Abbey!
0:17:20 > 0:17:25Robert, Robert, wherefore art thou, Robert?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29A-hem. The wind is howling!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Little Monster, the wind!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36And the leaves are blowing!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Aaah!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41And the thunder is crashing!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43CRASH!
0:17:43 > 0:17:47And night is about to fall.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Little Monster, the lights. Action!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Oh! I can't see a thing!
0:17:51 > 0:17:52The lights!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- I'm sorry, Chris.- Come over here.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57There you are. I thought you were the gramophone.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- It's going very well.- A-hem!
0:17:59 > 0:18:04And we are waiting for Robert to return with our custard pies!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Where is he?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Robert, you're on!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Oh, right!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Oh.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Enter stage left.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Sire, I have returned from Justin Village with Ye Olde Custarde Piee.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21You forgot to close the door!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Well, it is so windy, sir.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Yes, I know. It's very windy. - Oh, yes.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Stop blowing the wind!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29It's so windy!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Keep going! You're doing brilliantly.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34How can I keep going? I don't know what my line is!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Look, there's a crash of thunder.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38CRASH!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40And a sudden gust of wind.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- And in flies...- A dragon!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Ah!- Oooh!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47It's making me very dizzy.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Keep going! It's brilliant!
0:18:49 > 0:18:53There is a dragon loose. Shall I press Ye Olde Panice Buttone?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Open panic button door. Oh!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59No need, no need, Robert. Ha-ha.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04You see, legend has it you can put out the fire from the dragon
0:19:04 > 0:19:06using a custard pie.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Custard pies? Not on my face!
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Aaaah!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12She is hiding, sire.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Quick, after her! Hurry up, hurry up. Come on!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17The key is to go softly.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Softly, softly.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Where's the dragon?
0:19:21 > 0:19:22- Aaah!- Oh!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Oh, dear.
0:19:25 > 0:19:30I'm not having custard pie in MY face! I'm a very big star!
0:19:30 > 0:19:35- Well, we will get you with water, then.- Oh, no you won't!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Dame Pui, it's fine.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Soon, they realise you're not a scary dragon,
0:19:40 > 0:19:42but the friendly Ye Olde Little Monster!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Oh!- You all become friends,
0:19:45 > 0:19:49and you celebrate with a nice slice of custard...
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Oh!
0:19:53 > 0:19:57How very dare you!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Oh!- All of you!
0:19:59 > 0:20:04I have never worked with such silly, messy people in all my days!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10And I've never had so much fun!
0:20:13 > 0:20:17And everybody lived messily ever after!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Did you say everybody?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Everybody!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Well, in that case, Chris...
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Marvellous, darling!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Oh!
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Hold on! It's not over yet!
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Oh, not more pies!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38No, the play ends with a song!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Oh, thank goodness.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Oh, wonderful! OK, Robert. Fire up Ye Olde RMP1 player.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Firing up, sir.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- And, hit it!- Hitting it.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Come on, everyone! Up on your feet, dancing!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Yeah, all right!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Here we go, here we go! Here we go!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59# Come along
0:20:59 > 0:21:00# Play along
0:21:00 > 0:21:04# Play along with Our instrument song
0:21:04 > 0:21:05# You could be a big star
0:21:05 > 0:21:07# On the rock guitar. #
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Here we go!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10GUITAR PLAYS
0:21:10 > 0:21:12# Come along
0:21:12 > 0:21:13# Play along
0:21:13 > 0:21:17# Play along with our instrument song
0:21:17 > 0:21:18# You can play rum-tee-tum
0:21:18 > 0:21:20# On your rock 'n' roll drums! #
0:21:20 > 0:21:23DRUMS PLAY
0:21:23 > 0:21:25# You can be a big star
0:21:25 > 0:21:26# On the rock guitar. #
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Here we go!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30GUITAR PLAYS
0:21:30 > 0:21:31# Come along
0:21:31 > 0:21:33# Play along
0:21:33 > 0:21:35# Play along with our instrument song
0:21:36 > 0:21:38# You can be a big smash
0:21:38 > 0:21:40# With the cymbal crash! #
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Little Monster!
0:21:41 > 0:21:44CYMBALS CRASH
0:21:44 > 0:21:45# You can play rum-tee-tum
0:21:45 > 0:21:48# On your rock 'n' roll drums! #
0:21:48 > 0:21:50DRUMS PLAY
0:21:50 > 0:21:51# You can be a big star
0:21:51 > 0:21:53# On the rock guitar. #
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Here we go!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56GUITAR PLAYS
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# Come along
0:21:58 > 0:21:59# Play along
0:21:59 > 0:22:03# Play along with our instrument song
0:22:03 > 0:22:04# You can play high and low
0:22:04 > 0:22:06# On the piano. #
0:22:06 > 0:22:09PIANO PLAYS
0:22:09 > 0:22:11# You can be a big smash
0:22:11 > 0:22:12# With the cymbal crash! #
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Little Monster!
0:22:14 > 0:22:16CYMBALS CRASH
0:22:16 > 0:22:18# You can play rum-tee-tum
0:22:18 > 0:22:20# On your rock 'n' roll drums! # Here we go!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23DRUMS PLAY
0:22:23 > 0:22:24# You can be a big star
0:22:24 > 0:22:25# On the rock guitar. #
0:22:27 > 0:22:29GUITAR PLAYS
0:22:29 > 0:22:30# Come along
0:22:30 > 0:22:32# Play along
0:22:32 > 0:22:35# Play along with our instrument song
0:22:35 > 0:22:37# You can play a cool tune
0:22:37 > 0:22:39# On a slide trombone. #
0:22:39 > 0:22:41TROMBONE PLAYS
0:22:41 > 0:22:43# You can play high and low
0:22:43 > 0:22:45# On the piano. #
0:22:45 > 0:22:49PIANO PLAYS
0:22:49 > 0:22:50# You can be a big smash
0:22:50 > 0:22:52# With the cymbal crash! #
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Take it, LM!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56CYMBALS CRASH
0:22:56 > 0:22:58# You can play rum-tee-tum
0:22:58 > 0:22:59# On your rock 'n' roll drums! #
0:22:59 > 0:23:02DRUMS PLAY
0:23:02 > 0:23:04# You can be a big star
0:23:04 > 0:23:06# On the rock guitar! #
0:23:06 > 0:23:07- Come on!- Solo!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09GUITAR PLAYS
0:23:09 > 0:23:10# Come along
0:23:10 > 0:23:11# Play along
0:23:11 > 0:23:14# Play along with our instrument song
0:23:15 > 0:23:16# Come along
0:23:16 > 0:23:17# Play along
0:23:19 > 0:23:23# We play along With our instrument song. #
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Yeah!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Well done, everybody!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Well done. You were fantastic. Did you enjoy the play?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33KIDS: Yeah!
0:23:33 > 0:23:37We should take a bow. Let's take a bow, everyone. Thank you!
0:23:39 > 0:23:43And we'll see you next time, everyone, in...
0:23:43 > 0:23:45ALL: ..Justin's House!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Goodbye!
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