Lights! Camera! Action!

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0:00:08 > 0:00:11Quack! Quack! Quack!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18CHEERING

0:00:32 > 0:00:35CHEERING

0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Cleaning up for Justin again

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Cleaning up for Justin again

0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Cleaning up for Justin again

0:00:46 > 0:00:49# In Justin's House! #

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Well, hello, everybody...

0:00:51 > 0:00:52- CHILDREN:- Hello.

0:00:52 > 0:00:57..and welcome to Justin's House!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00How splendidly splendid to see you all.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Now, before we start, I must apologise for all of the mess.

0:01:04 > 0:01:09You see, Justin has spent days watching his entire film collection.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh, Justin, he loves films.

0:01:11 > 0:01:17In fact, he loves films so much that he's decided to make his own film.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Ooh!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23I know. But, you see, he's just gone off to get ready now,

0:01:23 > 0:01:27leaving me to clean up all of his film discs.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30I mean, honestly, look at them. They're everywhere.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32What have we got here? Let's have a look.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Oh, yes, now this is Justin's favourite superhero film.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Yes, Jellyman - only one man was willing to wobble!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43You see, that's a classic that is. What have we got here?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Little Monster! - Oh, look - it's Little Monster.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Say hello to Little Monster, everybody.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Hello, Little Monster. - Hello, Little Monster.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Have you found another one of Justin's films? Thank you very much.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Let's have a look. Oh, no, actually that's one of mine.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Yes, Pretty Robot. It's really rather lovely.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06At the end of the day, when I've cleaned up,

0:02:06 > 0:02:08maybe I'll sit down and watch that.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Little Monster, would you mind popping it on the end there

0:02:12 > 0:02:16while I get everything else...? No, wait, wait, wait, wait! No!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Robert, here I am!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Oh, sorry I'm late, everyone. Hi, how you doing?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24And it begins.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Here we go.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27# Wiggle your bottoms

0:02:27 > 0:02:28# Shake and grin

0:02:28 > 0:02:31# It's Ju-ju-ju, ju-ju-ju-ju

0:02:31 > 0:02:34# Ju-ju-ju-ju-ju... #

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Aaaargh!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Robert!- Ooh, sir!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Hi, Robert. Ta-dah!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44What do you think, everyone?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Thanks.- Yes, yes, WHEELIE good, sir.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Get it? Get it? WHEELIE good.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Honestly, I'm giving you gold here.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Sir, why are you dressed as a waiter?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00No, I'm not a waiter, Robert. I'm on a secret mission.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- I'm playing the lead part in my action movie.- And the skates?

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Ah, yes, well everyone knows that every action movie star

0:03:09 > 0:03:11needs their own set of speedy wheels.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Isn't that right, everyone? - Yes!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Why don't we park them for now, sir?

0:03:16 > 0:03:20What are you doing?! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Let me help you get them off, sir. - Oh, thank you, Robert.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Actually, the name's Nuff.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Nuff?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Yes, Justin Nuff.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32ROBERT LAUGHS

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Well, NUFF said.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36You see, it's the name of my character

0:03:36 > 0:03:38in the action movie, Robert.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39I'll be playing it.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43The movie is called, everyone, The Secret of the Pie Monster.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Ooh!

0:03:45 > 0:03:50- How thrilling, sir.- I'm playing the lead character, Robert.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Ooh, and Little Monster is playing the baddie,

0:03:53 > 0:03:55so I need a big boo after three.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- One, two, three. - BOO!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01She's going to be called Doctor Greenfelt.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Well, how heroic of you, sir, and how naughty of you, Little Monster.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09I know. Now, I've been working on the script, everyone, for months.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- There is it, Robert.- Urgh!

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Now, where are my shoes? Ah, yes. Let's have a look.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18There we go. Thank you, Little Monster.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Now, sir, would there be a small part

0:04:21 > 0:04:24in this rather large script for me?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27I'm afraid you're not IN the movie as such,

0:04:27 > 0:04:30but you've got a really important role.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Ooh!- Yes, Robert's going to be the director, everyone.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Ooh!- I know.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38And the camera operator.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Ah.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42And the make-up artist.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Oh.- Yes.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48You see, every lead character needs to look their best on screen.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Yes, well, that sounds wonderful, sir.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53So why don't we get MOVIE-ING?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55You see, get it? MOVIE-ING.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Honestly, I'm wasted in this house!

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- You know, I could write the jokes for your films, sir.- Er, yes.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Luckily for all of us, it's not a comedy, Robert.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- What?- It's a very serious film.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09It's an action movie, isn't it, everyone?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Yeah.- Oh, right. - Robert, let's get going.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17- Every big action movie starts with a song, doesn't it, everyone?- Yeah.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Come on, then.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Right, Robert, fire up the old RMP1 film canister.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Spooling up the film now, sir.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- And movie-makers, what do we say? - Hit it.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Hitting it now.- OK. Come on, let's see you dancing. Here we go.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35# Justin's House... #

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Let's see you. Yeah.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39# Justin's House... #

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Sing along.- Here we go. - # Justin's House

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- # It's the place you want to play in - Justin's House

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- # You're my special guests today - Justin's House

0:05:50 > 0:05:52# It's the place you want to stay in

0:05:52 > 0:05:55# Everybody welcome here in Justin's House

0:05:55 > 0:05:59# Yeah, there's Robert the Robot and Little Monster too

0:05:59 > 0:06:02# And someone else, we think you know who

0:06:02 > 0:06:04# He's funny and sunny

0:06:04 > 0:06:05# Has a smile on his face

0:06:05 > 0:06:08# Here's Justin

0:06:08 > 0:06:10# Yay! And this is my place... #

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Loud as you can, everyone. One, two, three.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- # Justin's House - It's the place you want to play in

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- # Justin's House - You're my special guests today

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- # Justin's House - It's the place you want to stay in

0:06:22 > 0:06:24# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Very good.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29# We sing here and dance here, play silly games too

0:06:29 > 0:06:31# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

0:06:31 > 0:06:34# You're funny and sunny, put a smile on my face

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- # You're brilliant! - Yes, you are

0:06:38 > 0:06:39# You really are great... #

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Come on, there's a movie to be made. - # Justin's House

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- # It's the place you want to play in - Justin's House

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- # You're my special guests today - Justin's House

0:06:48 > 0:06:51# It's the place you want to stay in

0:06:51 > 0:06:53# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

0:06:53 > 0:06:58# Everybody's welcome here in Ju-u-u-ustin's... #

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Everyone!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01# Justin's House! #

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Give yourselves a huge cheer.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05CHEERING

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Do you know what? That really does set the scene for our movie magic.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Actually, sir, as the official director slash camera operator

0:07:13 > 0:07:15slash make-up artist,

0:07:15 > 0:07:18may I show you my latest invention to help with the film-making?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Wow, that sounds fantastic.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Who wants to see Robert's latest invention?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Yes!- Oh, good. - Let's have a look, shall we?

0:07:26 > 0:07:31Now, as you know, sir, to make a film, you need a film camera.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36MUSICAL FANFARE

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Ooh!- Wow!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41APPLAUSE

0:07:41 > 0:07:44That is amazing, Robert.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46This is the Pop-A-Matic 4000.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Yes, it's the only film camera and popcorn maker,

0:07:50 > 0:07:54so you can make your film and then, when you're ready to watch it,

0:07:54 > 0:07:57make the popcorn to have at the same time.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Hang on a minute, Robert.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Are you telling me that's a film camera AND a popcorn maker?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I know, it's amazing nobody's thought of it before.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh, Robert, that is ridiculous...

0:08:08 > 0:08:10..ly brilliant, isn't it, everyone?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Yes!- Thank you.- How does it work?

0:08:12 > 0:08:17Well, of course, you see the film it's all captured on the reel there.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Yeah.- And the wide-angle lens, it's very good.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24I understand about the camera, but how do you make the popcorn?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28You normally make the popcorn after you've made the film,

0:08:28 > 0:08:30but there's no harm in getting ahead.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34What we have to do is we have to put a little bit of corn,

0:08:34 > 0:08:37which you'll do, Little Monster, into the chute just there

0:08:37 > 0:08:41and then we crank this handle and the popcorn comes out here

0:08:41 > 0:08:42and we catch it in cartons,

0:08:42 > 0:08:45which I'm going to go and get now, sir.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Literally, what could go wrong, everyone?

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Sounds very good to me.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Right, Little Monster, put a few little bits of corn in there.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Just a few, yeah.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57And a few more. Yeah, and more.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00That's it, put the whole sack in.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01I'm feeling quite hungry.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- That's right. Thank you, Little Monster.- I found the carton.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Found the carton. So you take that. - Thank you.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12I'll just start to turn the handle and let's get some popcorn.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Here we go.- Let's make some popcorn. How clever...

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Argh! What's going on?

0:09:22 > 0:09:27Little Monster, how much corn did you put in there?

0:09:27 > 0:09:30What, do you mean all of it? You put all in?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Oh, no, no, stop it!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Stop it! It's not stopping!

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Not the film! Look at the film, the film!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Got to stop the popping! - The film's coming off.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Argh!- Ugh!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47It's going to blow!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Oh, no!

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Oh!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57JUSTIN SIGHS

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Robert, I think we've got enough popcorn.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Yes, I think we'll be feeding the birds and Little Monster

0:10:04 > 0:10:06for a few weeks now.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I don't believe it.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Look, Robert, at all the popcorn.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14The machine's broken and the film camera's broken.

0:10:14 > 0:10:19Robert, I'm not going to be able to make my action movie after all.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22No, no. Don't panic, everybody. Don't panic.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26I've already thought of this. This is, after all, Justin's house,

0:10:26 > 0:10:28so if you'd like to move, I'll get the film.

0:10:28 > 0:10:33You see, what I did is, I'd already got another reel of film, sir.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Don't you worry.- Really? - Yes, yes, it's just here.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40So I'm going to pop this on here like that.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44Robert saved the day, everyone! A big cheer for Robert.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- CHEERING - Thank you, everybody. Thank you.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Thank you so much, Robert, that's brilliant.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Let me tell you a bit more about my movie.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Yes, you see, it's full of action and intrigue.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56And guess what, everyone?

0:10:56 > 0:11:00I'm going to do all of my own stunts!

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Yes. I'm going to do some hiya-hoo-ya-ha-hoo-hee!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I like that. What do you think, Robert?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I'm just tidying up, sir.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Whoa, Robert!

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Oh!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Ta-da...! What do you think, Robert?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20I've got to be honest, sir, I think it's better

0:11:20 > 0:11:24if we got professional help with the stunt work, don't you?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Ah, yes, maybe you're right.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Little Monster, can I have the phone, please? Thank you.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- What's the number for the Stunt Tumblers?- Ah, yes.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36That'll be three, because it rhymes with "whee"!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- AUDIENCE:- Whee! - That's right.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Of course it does. Three. All right. Here we go.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44PHONE RINGS Is it ringing?

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Still ringing.- 'Hello!' - Ooh, hello, yes.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Is that the Stunt Tumblers? - 'Ta-da, ta-da, ta-da!'

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Oh, yes, great finish.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55It's Robert here, learned friend and servant of Justin.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- 'The clumsy one?' - That's right, the clumsy one.

0:11:58 > 0:12:03We're making our own action film and we need some action Stunt Tumblers.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05- 'Oh, we'll be right over!' - Oh, you will?

0:12:05 > 0:12:09That's wonderful, thank you. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13- Ah, right. The Stunt Tumblers are on their way, sir.- Oh, good.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14DOORBELL RINGS

0:12:14 > 0:12:17# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19# Someone better answer it... #

0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Everyone! ALL:- Robert, get the door!

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Do you know what, I would love to get the door, everybody,

0:12:26 > 0:12:30but only a true action hero can do something as dangerous

0:12:30 > 0:12:31as answering a door.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Yes, of course.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Who's the action hero, everyone?

0:12:34 > 0:12:35- ALL:- You!

0:12:35 > 0:12:38That's right. I'll get the door. OK.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42Hang on a minute - has Robert just played a stunt on me?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44HE LAUGHS

0:12:44 > 0:12:49I'll get the door. Right, let's see who it is, shall we? Ooh. Wow!

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Oh!

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Fantastic, guys.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56It's the Stunt Tumblers. A huge cheer!

0:12:56 > 0:12:58CHEERING

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Wow. Hi, guys.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Lovely to see you, and thank you for being in my action movie.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06You're here to help the lead character, you know,

0:13:06 > 0:13:09the hero in our film, look good.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13And the thing is... Hang on, I'm the lead character, not Robert.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Over you go.- Thank you.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Autographs later, everyone.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Now, we have to audition you first to see what you've got, OK?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Are you ready for the Stunt Tumblers?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27- AUDIENCE:- Yes! - OK, take it away!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Here we go!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31MUSIC PLAYS

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Ooh, Robert!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Wow.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Whoa!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Wow, I can't believe it.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Me neither.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Whoa, that is amazing.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Oh, Robert!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53That's incredible.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Did you see that tumbling? Oh!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58What oil do you use?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Oh!

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Oh!

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Little Monster, I hope you're not going to try that.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14They are trained professionals, you know.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Oh, my goodness.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Whoa!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Plenty of popcorn.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Oh, no!- We can't look...

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Whoa!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- That's incredible.- Amazing.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33What's going on?

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Two.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37Whoa!

0:14:38 > 0:14:41What's happening now, Robert?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Wow.- Whoa!

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- What's happening?- Right, right.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Whoa!

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Wow.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01- APPLAUSE - Huge round of applause!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Biggest cheer ever for the Stunt Tumblers!

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Oh, that was amazing.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09That was just, oh, incredible!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Do you think they should be in the film?

0:15:12 > 0:15:13- AUDIENCE:- Yes!

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Yes.- Well, guys, it was a hard audition,

0:15:16 > 0:15:19I understand that, but I have decided

0:15:19 > 0:15:21that you can't...

0:15:21 > 0:15:23- AUDIENCE:- Aw!

0:15:23 > 0:15:24..NOT be in the movie!

0:15:24 > 0:15:26CHEERING Well done.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30Go to the dressing rooms in the glamorous waiting area

0:15:30 > 0:15:32and we'll give you your scripts - thanks a lot.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Well done. Brilliant!

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Which glamorous waiting area would that be, sir?

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Your shed.- Naturally.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Right, let's get making movies. Now, Little Monster.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46She's going to play the baddie, Dr Greenfelt.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Where's that "boo", everyone? Have you got a "boo"?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- AUDIENCE:- Boo! - Ooh, yes.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55Right, let's just clear the area a bit. There we go.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Now, this is going to be your secret lair.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00So we need a few adjustments here.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Agh! Do it! There you go.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04And we need to do this.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07There we go. Excellent.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11Right, now, here's your control board, Little Monster.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14You're going to be protecting the golden pie.

0:16:14 > 0:16:19Every time you see Dr Greenfelt, give a big boo!

0:16:19 > 0:16:21- AUDIENCE:- Boo! - That's right.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Now, Robert, if you switch the camera on...

0:16:24 > 0:16:28Oh, hang on a minute, where's our director, Robert?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Let's call for him after three. One, two, three...

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- ALL:- Robert!

0:16:33 > 0:16:35I'm ready.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37DRAMATIC FILM MUSIC

0:16:38 > 0:16:40I don't believe it.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- AMERICAN ACCENT:- Places, everybody!

0:16:55 > 0:16:58All right, let's have quiet on the set, please.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Quiet! - BELL RINGS

0:17:00 > 0:17:03All right, where is my hero? Where is the star?

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- I'm here.- Is he late again? Where is he, everybody?

0:17:06 > 0:17:10- Where is that guy?- I'm here. - Where is he?- Get out of it!

0:17:11 > 0:17:13- BOTH:- Don't do that!

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Hold on, kid, you need some make-up.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Oh, yes, of course. The lead character, you know,

0:17:18 > 0:17:21the action hero, has to look his best.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Make-up!- Agh! - All right, honey, what do you want?

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Let's take a look, I'll make you look like a million dollars.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32We just need to take the shine off. OK, here we go.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36This side, this side. There we go.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37- There you are.- Argh!

0:17:37 > 0:17:39One more, I think.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Argh!

0:17:41 > 0:17:44There you go. It's good, honey, you look like a doll.

0:17:44 > 0:17:49All right, everybody, let's shoot this thing! OK, first position.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- What are you doing?- Get over to your first position.- All right.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56OK, everybody. Lights!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Nice. Camera!

0:17:58 > 0:18:00CAMERA ROLLS

0:18:00 > 0:18:02- ALL:- Action!

0:18:02 > 0:18:07It's night-time, and the scene opens on our hero, Justin Nuff.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09OK, I need you to look heroic, kid.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Look heroic! More heroic.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15More.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Too much.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18All right. That's poifect!

0:18:18 > 0:18:21So, Justin Nuff sneaks quietly

0:18:21 > 0:18:24into the lair of naughty monster Dr Greenfelt.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Right, I'm going quietly, Robert.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Ooh! TOYS SQUEAK

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- I said quietly.- OK. Shh!

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Let's go very quietly. Right.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37CRASH!

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Suddenly, Justin spots the naughty Dr Greenfelt,

0:18:43 > 0:18:46and quickly hides so as not to get caught.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Where shall I hide?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Just down there, just down there.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Ah-ha!

0:18:53 > 0:18:58While Dr Greenfelt is not looking, Justin seizes his opportunity.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01He tries to sneak in and take back the golden pie.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Oh, right.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05It's your line, sir. Your line.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Ah-ha. I see you, Dr Greenbelt.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- No, it's Green-FELT, not Green-belt.- Oh, yes.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- He shouts a lot, doesn't he? Yes. - Well, never mind.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18As our hero gets closer, suddenly he is surprised

0:19:18 > 0:19:20by Dr Greenfelt's naughty henchmen,

0:19:20 > 0:19:23who had been guarding the secret lair.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25What henchmen? I can't see anyone.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Where are they? AUDIENCE:- Behind you!

0:19:30 > 0:19:31Over this way?

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Ooh!

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Argh!

0:19:38 > 0:19:40But Justin Nuff never gives up.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43You never give up, sir, you never give up.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Dr Greenfelt.- Oh, yes, of course.

0:19:45 > 0:19:50Dr Greenfelt, your pie-taking days are over.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Give me back that golden pie.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Little Monster, you're supposed to give me the pie back,

0:19:56 > 0:20:00otherwise you'll ruin the movie! Come on, let's have it.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03This isn't in the script. Cut.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04- Cut!- What are you doing?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Little Monster, give me the pie!

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Oh.- Oh, sir! Are you all right?

0:20:17 > 0:20:21This was supposed to be a serious action movie, everyone,

0:20:21 > 0:20:25and, well, I ended up making a disaster movie instead.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28I failed, everyone!

0:20:28 > 0:20:29- ALL:- Aw.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Oh, no, sir. You haven't failed.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34You may not have made an action film,

0:20:34 > 0:20:38but I think you've made something even better.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41The funniest film! Didn't he, everybody?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- ALL:- Yes!

0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Really, Robert?- Yes, sir.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50And I think you deserve your very own award.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Little Monster, if you please.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Oh! Wow.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Thank you, my dear.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Sir, may I present you

0:20:58 > 0:21:02with The Robert for making the funniest film,

0:21:02 > 0:21:05the only film in Justin Town.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07Thank you, everyone.

0:21:07 > 0:21:12I'd like to thank Robert and, of course, Little Monster

0:21:12 > 0:21:16and, well, all of my friends, thank you, everyone.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20- When I was young and I wanted to get into films...- That's a great speech.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Big cheer for Justin! - CHEERING

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Yes, very good. Very good, sir. - Thank you. Oh, so many friends.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Do you know what? Every big blockbuster action movie

0:21:30 > 0:21:34always finishes with a big song at the end, doesn't it, everyone?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36It does indeed, sir.

0:21:36 > 0:21:41OK, Robert, fire up the old RMP1 Spool Projector once more.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Yes, sir. Firing up.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47And what do we say, movie-makers?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- AUDIENCE:- Hit it! - Hitting it now.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53All right! Let's go! Let's see you dancing.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Here we go.- Yeah! Whoo!

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- BOTH:- # We've had a lot of fun

0:21:58 > 0:22:00# Good times and a half

0:22:00 > 0:22:03# When I think about it I laugh and laugh and laugh

0:22:03 > 0:22:04# We go....

0:22:04 > 0:22:06# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:22:06 > 0:22:08# Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:22:08 > 0:22:10# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:22:10 > 0:22:11# Come and laugh with me... #

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Oh, very good, sir.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Yes, thank you, Robert. Take it away.- Here we go.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18# A funny photograph That would make me laugh

0:22:18 > 0:22:22# Now, custard in a bath That would make me laugh

0:22:22 > 0:22:25# A pink and green giraffe That would make us laugh

0:22:25 > 0:22:29# Come on, everybody We can make you laugh... #

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Here we go. Don't forget to laugh along.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Here we go.

0:22:33 > 0:22:34# We go...

0:22:34 > 0:22:36# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38# Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:22:38 > 0:22:39# Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41# Come and laugh with me

0:22:41 > 0:22:42# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:22:42 > 0:22:44# Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:22:44 > 0:22:48# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Come and laugh with me... #

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Ooh, I've got one, Robert. - Oh, have you?- Ready, everyone?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54# Pull a funny face That will make you laugh... #

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Come on, pull a funny face!

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Very good. Very good funny faces.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Have you got one? - Oh, I've got one. Here we go.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05# Give a little tickle That would make you laugh... #

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- Tickle the person next to you. - Yes, tickle, tickle.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Oh, no, not me, sir!

0:23:12 > 0:23:15# A funny photograph That would make me laugh

0:23:15 > 0:23:18# Now, custard in a bath That would make me laugh

0:23:18 > 0:23:22# A pink and green giraffe That would make us laugh

0:23:22 > 0:23:25# Come on everybody We can make you laugh... #

0:23:25 > 0:23:29Here we go. Are you ready?

0:23:29 > 0:23:30# We go...

0:23:30 > 0:23:32# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:23:32 > 0:23:34# Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:23:34 > 0:23:36# Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:23:36 > 0:23:37# Come and laugh with me

0:23:37 > 0:23:39# Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41# Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:23:41 > 0:23:43# Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:23:43 > 0:23:44# Come and laugh with me

0:23:44 > 0:23:47# Come and laugh

0:23:47 > 0:23:51# With me! #

0:23:51 > 0:23:52HONK!

0:23:52 > 0:23:56- Yay!- Give yourselves a big cheer.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Wow. Have you had a good time today?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01- AUDIENCE:- Yes! - Oh, good.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05Well, let's have a huge cheer for our wonderful guests,

0:24:05 > 0:24:08the Stunt Tumblers!

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Yay.

0:24:09 > 0:24:14Let's hear it for our Hollywood starlet, Little Monster!

0:24:15 > 0:24:19And, of course, our movie-magic director, Robert.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21And we'll see you next time in...

0:24:21 > 0:24:25- ALL:- Justin's House!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27All right. That's a wrap, everybody!

0:24:27 > 0:24:32I liked the bit when Robert put the make-up on Justin.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35The Stunt Tumblers was amazing.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38My favourite bit was when

0:24:38 > 0:24:42the henchmen in the film squirted Justin.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45When Justin got the pie in his face.