0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Katie Morag
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Far away across the ocean
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Katie Morag
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Over the sea to Struay
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Katie Morag
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Far away across the ocean
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Katie Morag
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Over the sea to Struay. #
0:00:31 > 0:00:33'My name is Katie Morag McColl
0:00:33 > 0:00:36'and I live on the island of Struay.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39'I suppose it's quite wee, but it's ginormous to me
0:00:39 > 0:00:41'and everyone looks out for me
0:00:41 > 0:00:43'when I'm out and about having my adventures.'
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# Katie Morag. #
0:00:46 > 0:00:48'Everyone's good at some things
0:00:48 > 0:00:50'and not so good at others.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51'Take me for example.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53'I'm a champion at Pooh sticks,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56'brilliant at coming up with good ideas
0:00:56 > 0:01:00'and I can say the entire alphabet in less than five seconds.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01'What I'm not so good at
0:01:01 > 0:01:05is making posters for Struay's Grand Concert.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10'We only have Grand Concerts every once in a while.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12'This was an extra special Grand Concert
0:01:12 > 0:01:15'because they asked me to sing in front of everyone
0:01:15 > 0:01:18'for the very first time.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20'But that's another thing I'm not so brilliant at.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24'My best friend Agnes is a great singer.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25'She's usually the star of the show,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28'but I get shy and nervous and forget the words.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30'Not this time, though.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34'This time, I was going to practise and practise till I was perfect.'
0:01:37 > 0:01:40'This year's concert was extra special
0:01:40 > 0:01:43'because Grandad Island was coming over from Norway
0:01:43 > 0:01:45'with Uncle Sean and Uncle Sven.'
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- GRANNIE ISLAND:- Here they are!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Hi, Grandad.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Well, who on earth could this be? - It's me, silly!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh, stop tormenting the girl.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Well, as beautiful as ever.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01'Sean and Sven were proper musicians
0:02:01 > 0:02:04'who've been on TV and everything.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07But, best of all, they're actual real-life twins.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Hello, Katie Morag. - Hi, Uncle Sven.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I'm Sean. He's Sven.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14I'm Sven? I thought you were Sven.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Somebody find a mirror, we'd better check!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Oh, behave yourselves, boys.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Shall we behave? - I don't think so!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24No, no!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Put me down! Put me down!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Please tell them to put me down!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34'My uncles always made everyone laugh.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36'Everyone except Liam, that is.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39'He was upset cos he wanted to be in the concert, too,
0:02:39 > 0:02:41'but Mum said he was too young.'
0:02:41 > 0:02:44'Sean and Sven had been playing and singing together
0:02:44 > 0:02:46'ever since they were little.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49'They'd even had a special name back then.'
0:02:49 > 0:02:53The Twin Tunes! I have not heard that name in years.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Well, you're topping the bill, so I hope you've been practising.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- GRANDAD ISLAND:- What about you, Katie Morag?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I hear you're doing a solo.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Will you let us hear it? - KATIE GROANS
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oh, you're not shy, are you?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Uncle Sven was shy when he started out.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10You're not shy any more, though.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Not a bit.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13What about you, Liam?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Why don't you sing us your song?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24'I wasn't feeling anywhere near as nervous about the concert now.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27'Uncle Sven was shy and he got over it,
0:03:27 > 0:03:29'so why shouldn't I?'
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Hi, Katie Morag, fancy a game of hopscotch?- Yes.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34'And that's when I bumped into Agnes.'
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Yes, yes!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52'I was supposed to be getting ready,
0:03:52 > 0:03:55'but there was always time to play hopscotch.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58'We played five rounds and Agnes won every single time.'
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Yes!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10I've never lost five in a row.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Just not your day, I suppose.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Looking forward to the concert?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I can't wait!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Practising your song?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I've been practising all of them.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22What you mean "all of them"?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Well, I was only meant to be doing one,
0:04:25 > 0:04:28but when Mr Mackie heard how good I was, he asked me to do three!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Anyway, see you there.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33'Three songs!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36'no-one had ever done three songs,
0:04:36 > 0:04:39'not once in the entire history of the Grand Concert.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42'It didn't matter how much I practised now,
0:04:42 > 0:04:45'Agnes was going to be the star of the show again.'
0:04:47 > 0:04:48THEY LAUGH
0:04:48 > 0:04:49BUZZING
0:04:49 > 0:04:52That's the second time the lights have done that today.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I hope we don't have a power cut.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57The Grand Concert would be ruined.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- There she is.- Katie Morag?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04BUZZING
0:05:12 > 0:05:16You know, there are three sure-fire ways of cheering yourself up.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20One of them's chocolate.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22That usually works.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24But you mustn't use it too often!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Second is a visit to the hairdressers.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Sugar-free,
0:05:29 > 0:05:31but it gets a tad expensive.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35But if you were to ask me,
0:05:35 > 0:05:39my number one all-time favourite ways
0:05:39 > 0:05:42of cheering myself up,
0:05:42 > 0:05:46I'd tell you it was getting a new dress,
0:05:46 > 0:05:49a coral-coloured dress...
0:05:51 > 0:05:55..with green and blue bows to be precise.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Dad, look what Granma Mainland bought me.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09My goodness!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19You know,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21I don't think I've ever seen such a beautiful dress
0:06:21 > 0:06:23in my entire life.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31'Granma Mainland was right.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34'The new dress had totally cheered me up.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36'It didn't matter how many songs Agnes sang,
0:06:36 > 0:06:38'with my brand-new party outfit,
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I'd definitely be the star of the show.'
0:06:40 > 0:06:43So what duet will you be singing tonight?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45An all-time classic.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47One of the Twin Tunes' greatest hits.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Can I hear it? - Why not, take a seat.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57THEY SING IN NORWEGIAN
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- # Do - Do re mi fa so la ti do
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- # Re mi fa so - Do re mi fa so
0:07:44 > 0:07:52- # Do re mi fa so - BOTH: La ti do
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- # Do - Do re mi fa so la ti do
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- # Re mi fa so - Do re mi fa so
0:07:59 > 0:08:06- # Do re mi fa so - BOTH: La ti do
0:08:06 > 0:08:11- # Do - Do re mi fa so la ti do
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- # Re mi fa so - Do re mi fa so... #
0:08:28 > 0:08:30This is Sven and that's Sean.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34NEILLY GROANS
0:08:34 > 0:08:36'Everyone was having a brilliant time
0:08:36 > 0:08:38'and the concert hadn't even started yet.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42'Everyone except Liam.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44'It was already past his bedtime,
0:08:44 > 0:08:46'so now he was tired as well as miserable.'
0:08:51 > 0:08:54If there's a prettier girl this side of the Trossachs,
0:08:54 > 0:08:55I've yet to meet her.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Hi, Katie Morag!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh, my!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Oh, dear!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04BOOTS STOMP
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11What is it, darling? What's wrong?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'm not singing.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15We have a wardrobe situation.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh!
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Well...
0:09:18 > 0:09:21You just sit down here next to...
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Peter, where's Liam?
0:09:23 > 0:09:24He was right there.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27I know he was, but he's not there now.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28BUZZING
0:09:28 > 0:09:30EVERYONE STARTS TO TALK
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Oh, dear! Oh, my!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Liam!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Quiet please. Liam seems to have wandered off.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Can everyone please look for him?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42THE TWINS: Righto.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- NEILLY:- I'll go crank up the generator.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Liam!- Liam!- Liam!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Liam!- Liam!
0:09:51 > 0:09:57ALL: Liam! Liam! Liam!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00OWL HOOTS
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Right, now...
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Which one is it?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19An, tan, twosie, jerg
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Erky, berky, fiddly, fell
0:10:23 > 0:10:26El, dell, toorie, lum
0:10:26 > 0:10:28You are it!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Ah, you're some man, Neilly Beag.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35SNORING
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Ha!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Bingo!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Don't you ever go off wandering like that ever again!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Of course, an ordinary man would never have noticed,
0:10:53 > 0:10:58but my hearing has always been quite exquisitely sensitive.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01We found him!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03He was fast asleep in the back room.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- CROAKING:- Oh, thank goodness.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Sorry, I don't speak Norwegian.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10He's lost his voice. All that shouting!
0:11:10 > 0:11:11- GRANNIE ISLAND:- Lost his voice?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13What about the duet?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Sean'll have to do it himself.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17SEAN: I can't.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- NEILLY:- Duets are usually a two-man job.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22We'll have to cancel.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- GRANNIE ISLAND:- Cancel? Oh, surely not!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27There's nothing we can do.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30I was so looking forward to seeing my boys up there.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34'I don't think I'd ever seen Grannie Island so upset.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37'I'd been so worried about my silly dress,
0:11:37 > 0:11:41'I hadn't realised how much tonight's concert meant to her.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45'But, like I said, brilliant ideas are one of my strong points.'
0:11:48 > 0:11:50MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:55 > 0:11:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Well, wasn't that wonderful, ladies and gentlemen?
0:12:04 > 0:12:05ALL: Yes!
0:12:05 > 0:12:09But now onto our grand finale.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13And tonight, and for one night only,
0:12:13 > 0:12:18accompanied on the guitar by the original Twin Tunes,
0:12:18 > 0:12:22our very own New Twin Tunes!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Take it away!
0:12:23 > 0:12:24APPLAUSE
0:12:29 > 0:12:32# Oh, you cannae shove your grannie off a bus
0:12:32 > 0:12:34# Push, push!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38# Oh, you cannae shove your grannie off a bus
0:12:38 > 0:12:39# Push, push!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42# Oh, you cannae shove your grannie
0:12:42 > 0:12:44# Cos she's your mammy's mammy
0:12:44 > 0:12:48# Oh, you cannae shove your grannie off a bus
0:12:49 > 0:12:53# You can shove your other grannie off a bus
0:12:54 > 0:12:57# You can shove your other grannie off a bus
0:12:57 > 0:12:59# Shove, shove!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01# You can shove your other grannie
0:13:01 > 0:13:04# Cos she's your daddy's mammy
0:13:04 > 0:13:08# You can shove your other grannie off a bus
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# Oh, we'll all go round to see her after school
0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Hello, Grannie
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# Oh, we'll all go round to see her after school
0:13:17 > 0:13:19# Hello, Grannie!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21# We'll all go round to see her
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# We'll all go round to see her
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# We'll all go round to see her after school
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Hello, Grannie! #
0:13:29 > 0:13:30APPLAUSE
0:13:36 > 0:13:39'I'm not at all sure who the star of the show was
0:13:39 > 0:13:43'and it didn't seem to matter at all in the end.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45'What mattered was that Liam was safe
0:13:45 > 0:13:47'and we were all together.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49'And that will do just perfectly.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54'Good night, Grannie Island, from me and Liam.'