The Beautiful Game

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04KAZOOPS!

0:00:04 > 0:00:05Hi! I'm Monty.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# He's a boy with a big imagination... #

0:00:08 > 0:00:09And this is Jimmy Jones

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Meet the pig who's truly a sensation... #

0:00:12 > 0:00:13He's my best friend.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# He's always wondering why Kazoops

0:00:16 > 0:00:17# Kazoops

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Kazoops... #

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Come on! Let's go!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say... #

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Just imagine and they're on their way... #

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Woohoo!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# On an adventure of discovery and play

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Kazoops

0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Kazoops. #

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Just imagine.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Goaaaaaaaal!

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, Oh, yeah, Oh, yeah!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Wee!

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- What's that you're playing, Monty? - Finger soccer. Fancy a game, Dad?

0:00:54 > 0:00:59We could or, better still, how about a game of real soccer?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Wow! Really?

0:01:01 > 0:01:06- Real soccer?- Really real! It's been ages since we've had a proper game!

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Right, you get it all set up. I'd better get changed.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Where are you off to, Stan?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Me and Monty are going to play...soccer!

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- And I'm going to win! Ha-ha-ha! - I wouldn't be so sure.

0:01:19 > 0:01:24Your dad knows his football. He likes things just so, remember!

0:01:24 > 0:01:29- He even irons his bootlaces. Ah-ha-ha!- No way!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Come on, Jimmy Jones! Let's get ready.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33HE SNORTS

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Mmph! Ah! Oh! Ah! Here's one!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40No! Argh! Oh! Nope!

0:01:40 > 0:01:42You'll have to do.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Got the ball, Jimmy Jones? HE SNORTS

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Great! Let's go! HE SNORTS

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Anyone seen my other soccer boot? - Not in here, Monty.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Maybe try in the hall.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04One and two, and one and two...

0:02:04 > 0:02:08- Ready, Monty?- Ready, Dad! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Monty! Look at you! You can't play soccer in your wellies!

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- I could only find one boot, Dad. - Really?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Well, the other one must be somewhere.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Meantime, let's get the proper goalposts up.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Where did we put them? - Um... Gran's got them!

0:02:25 > 0:02:26GRAN WHISTLES

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Gran, can we have the goalposts, please? We need them for soccer.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35- Sorry, Stan. You can have them back when I've picked the beans.- Oh, OK.

0:02:35 > 0:02:41- When will that be?- Oh, about four months.- Four whole months?!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Well, we must have a ball, right?

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Um...it's not as bouncy as it was.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Oh, dear. How can we play soccer without a goal,

0:02:53 > 0:02:56or proper soccer boots, or even a decent ball?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- But...- Sorry, Monts. Match abandoned.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00BLOWS WHISTLE

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Woo?- Game over. - HE SNORTS

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- We're not playing?- Wee.- But...

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Sorry, Jimmy Jones. I want to play real soccer.- Hmm.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- What happened with the game, Monty? - Match abandoned.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19We haven't got the right stuff to play a game with.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24Oh, that's a shame. I did say your dad likes things just right.

0:03:24 > 0:03:29Yes, but does everything have to be just right for soccer?

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Do you really need all the proper stuff to play a game?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Just imagine...

0:03:38 > 0:03:41# There's a tropical island in the Caribbean

0:03:41 > 0:03:45# Every year they have a carnival and everyone is welcome

0:03:45 > 0:03:49# They come from far and wide to see the animals play

0:03:49 > 0:03:53# All sorts of different games in their own special way... #

0:03:53 > 0:03:54DOO DOO

0:03:54 > 0:03:58# The soccer ball is a watermelon wrapped in banana leaves

0:03:58 > 0:04:01# They play upon the golden sand with a gentle ocean breeze

0:04:01 > 0:04:05# The turtle takes to the field pineapple boots on each feet

0:04:05 > 0:04:08# Kicks the ball into the palm tree goal

0:04:08 > 0:04:10# He'll be hard to beat

0:04:10 > 0:04:11# Oh-oh!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14# It's the carnival games

0:04:14 > 0:04:18# We can play them anywhere all you need is a touch of flare

0:04:18 > 0:04:20# Oh-oh!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22# How I love the games

0:04:22 > 0:04:24# Come along it's time to play... #

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- What's next, Jimmy Jones? - # Softball is a favourite

0:04:27 > 0:04:30# The dolphins watch from the water's side

0:04:30 > 0:04:33# The toucans have a lovely view from the palm trees

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- # Way up high - A turtle hits a home run

0:04:36 > 0:04:38# With a branch from the Banyan tree... #

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Did you see that?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43# He does a little dance because it made him so happy

0:04:43 > 0:04:44# Oh-oh!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46# It's the carnival games

0:04:46 > 0:04:48# Doesn't matter what you wear

0:04:48 > 0:04:51# All you need is a touch of flair... #

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Ha-ha-ha! # Oh-oh!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55# How I love the games!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57# Come along it's time to play!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02# Flamingos play beach tennis over a seaweed net

0:05:02 > 0:05:05# And the basketball, they use a big sea sponge

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- # That's better dry than wet... # - Oink!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10# The umpire blows a conch shell

0:05:10 > 0:05:12# The games have reached half-time

0:05:12 > 0:05:16# They don't have any oranges but a mango will do just fine

0:05:16 > 0:05:17# Oh-oh!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19# It's the carnival games

0:05:19 > 0:05:23# We can play them anywhere all you need is a touch of flair

0:05:23 > 0:05:25# Oh-oh!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27# How I love the games

0:05:27 > 0:05:30# Come along it's time to play

0:05:31 > 0:05:34# Caribbean carnival games! #

0:05:34 > 0:05:35DOLPHINS CLICK

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43You CAN play all kinds of games without all the proper stuff.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45HE SNORTS Oh!

0:05:47 > 0:05:51So you can use whatever's hanging around.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53HE SNORTS

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Come on! Let's get set up! HE SNORTS

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Ah! There. Oh!

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Anyone else for welly soccer?

0:06:07 > 0:06:11I'm in! How about it, Stan?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14You'll never know till you try.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Welly soccer.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Welly soccer.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Welly soccer!- Yay! HE SNORTS

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Yours, Mum!- Uh!- Huh! Yeah!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Oh, ho, ho!- I've got it! Huh! No, I haven't!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Gooooaaaaal!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38THEY ALL CHEER

0:06:50 > 0:06:56# Kazoops

0:06:56 > 0:06:58# Kazoops! #

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Just imagine.