0:00:04 > 0:00:05Hi, I'm Monty.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# He's a boy with a big imagination... #
0:00:08 > 0:00:09And this is Jimmy Jones.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Meet the pig who's truly a sensation... #
0:00:12 > 0:00:13He's my best friend.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# He's always wondering why Kazoops
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Kazoops
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# Kazoops... #
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Come on, let's go.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say... #
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Just imagine, and they're on their way... #
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Woohoo!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# On an adventure of discovery and play
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Kazoops
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- # Kazoops. # - Just imagine!
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Well, here we are, gang. The Fill-up Diner.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- ALL:- Yeah! - JIMMY JONES GRUNTS
0:00:49 > 0:00:52The funniest and fanciest diner in town.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I'm starving! HE SQUEALS
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Let's go!
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Honk!
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Sniff! Sniff!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Ah, this place takes me back.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Me and your mother came here on our first date.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- No, we didn't.- Didn't we?
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Er... Oh, come on, everyone. Let's eat.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15HE GRUNTS Tag, you're it, Gran!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Not for long. Tag! Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22HE SQUEALS Here I come! Nee-owww!
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Right then, what does everyone want?
0:01:27 > 0:01:32I'm going to have the rhubarb burger with cinnamon salad
0:01:32 > 0:01:34and double dippy dressing...to start.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37To start?! Dad!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40You don't get guns like these on starters alone.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Oh, Stan!
0:01:42 > 0:01:46So, for main I'll have the house pasta with the chilli sliders
0:01:46 > 0:01:49and a superstar smoothie with three straws.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'll have what he's having.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52And I'll go for a salad.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Rumble! Rumble!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Who is that?- Sorry.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Not your stomach, Dad. The lady in the pointy hat.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Oh, Monty. That's the Queen.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07It says here that she once ate at this very table.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Maybe that's who you took on your first date.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Er...
0:02:14 > 0:02:16So if everyone chooses what they're having,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19we can eat at this very table, too.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21GRAN HUMS
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Tag, you're it!- Tag! Got you back!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh, yeah? Triple super tag.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Monty! Gran! What's got into you?
0:02:31 > 0:02:32- BOTH:- Sorry!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Monty, why don't you and Jimmy Jones go and wash your hands?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40And try being a little bit more like Her Majesty.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Yes, I'll bet she's always on her best behaviour.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Okey-dokey. I'll try being a little more like Her Majesty.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51The Queen sure looks like she's got good manners, Jimmy Jones.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53HE GRUNTS It must be hard to be on
0:02:53 > 0:02:56your best behaviour all the time.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Do you think she's always on her best behaviour?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04HE GRUNTS Just imagine.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09# The Queen, it would seem, has grace and manners quite supreme
0:03:09 > 0:03:13# One would think she's only ever gracious
0:03:13 > 0:03:19# But little did we know that when the castle door is closed
0:03:19 > 0:03:22# She's lively, loud and totally outrageous
0:03:26 > 0:03:30# She rides her skateboard and she loves to go fast
0:03:32 > 0:03:35# Bellowing a yodel as she flies on past... #
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Yodel-yodel-yodel!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40# She's a punk rocker in the grand ballroom
0:03:43 > 0:03:45# Playing lead guitar on the royal broom
0:03:48 > 0:03:51# She loves to bounce on the trampoline... #
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Oh, yeah!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55# She loves to ride on a rodeo machine, she's the Queen
0:03:59 > 0:04:02# She pulls faces at the guards just to make them laugh
0:04:05 > 0:04:08# She walks on her hands up the garden path
0:04:10 > 0:04:13# She can even break-dance Her moves are cool
0:04:16 > 0:04:19# She does a human cannonball into the swimming pool
0:04:21 > 0:04:23# She does a juggling routine
0:04:24 > 0:04:27# Loves to ride on a rodeo machine
0:04:27 > 0:04:28# She's the Queen
0:04:32 > 0:04:35# She finds cucumber sandwiches a total bore
0:04:35 > 0:04:38# Give her peanut butter and she'll eat four
0:04:38 > 0:04:41# She jumps around in a sumo suit
0:04:41 > 0:04:44# To top it all off she plays a mean jazz flute
0:04:44 > 0:04:46SHE PLAYS A TUNE
0:04:46 > 0:04:49# She dyes her hair bright green
0:04:49 > 0:04:52# She loves to ride on a rodeo machine, she's the Queen
0:04:54 > 0:04:55# She's the Queen
0:04:56 > 0:05:00# She's the Queen, the Queen the Queen. #
0:05:04 > 0:05:06HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Wow, that was great, Jimmy Jones.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10The Queen really knows how to have fun
0:05:10 > 0:05:14and be on her best behaviour when she has to.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16HE GRUNTS I'm starving. You?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18HE SNORTS AND SQUEALS Come on!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Great, here come Monty and Jimmy Jones.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- GRAN SNORES - We can finally...order.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28After you, Sir Jimmy of the Jones.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31HE SNORTS If you insist.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Do you know, the Queen does know how to behave just right
0:05:34 > 0:05:36for every occasion.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Mm. And it looks like her good behaviour has rubbed off.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42GRUNTS AND SNORTS
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Even on Jimmy Jones.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46ALL: Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Ohh! I think I need a lie down after that lot.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I have to say, Monts,
0:05:54 > 0:05:59I was really impressed with how much your behaviour improved over dinner.
0:05:59 > 0:06:05Thanks, Mum. I suppose when one is at school or at the dining table,
0:06:05 > 0:06:09one should try to be on one's best behaviour.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12One is quite right, Your Majesty.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Then, at other times, when you're playing with your friends,
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- you can be yourself. - Yes, I think you're right, Monty.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- In fact, I couldn't have put it better...- Tag! You're it!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Well, let's put your theory to the test.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Can't catch me!- I'll only hold you back, Violet.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39One is coming, ready or not! Ha-ha!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52# Kazoops
0:06:52 > 0:06:54# Kazoops
0:06:54 > 0:06:55# Kazoops
0:06:55 > 0:06:58# Kazoops. #
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Just imagine.