Dr Funny Bones

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Kazoops!

0:00:04 > 0:00:05Hi, I'm Monty.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# He's a boy with a big imagination

0:00:08 > 0:00:09And this is Jimmy Jones.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Meet the pig who's truly a sensation

0:00:11 > 0:00:13He's my best friend.

0:00:13 > 0:00:14# He's always wondering why

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Kazoops

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Kazoops

0:00:18 > 0:00:19# Kazoops

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Come on, let's go.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Just imagine and they're on their way

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Woohoo!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# On an adventure of discovery and play

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Kazoops

0:00:35 > 0:00:37- # Kazoops. # - Just imagine!

0:00:41 > 0:00:45And the ground a-shook, and the trees a-quivered,

0:00:45 > 0:00:49and Doddy the dinosaur popped from volcano to volcano.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51"Ouch! Eek! Ow! Eek!"

0:00:51 > 0:00:54JIMMY JONES SNORTS And then, with a mighty r...

0:00:54 > 0:00:56DISTANT HOWL

0:00:56 > 0:00:58What was that?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01HOWLING CONTINUES A dinosaur! Argh!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Erm...what are we doing?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09We both love dinosaurs! JIMMY JONES SNORTS

0:01:09 > 0:01:12So, let's go and say hello. JIMMY JONES SNORTS

0:01:12 > 0:01:14HOWLING CONTINUES

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Gran! There's a dinosaur outside!

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Yes...a Stanosaurus by the sounds of it!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28What? It's Dad?!

0:01:32 > 0:01:37- Oww!- Oh! What's wrong, Stan?- This.

0:01:38 > 0:01:43- Ouch! That splinter looks hurty. - It is.- Ooh.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- You'd best yank it out, then. - Huh? Yank it out?

0:01:47 > 0:01:50But... But...won't that hurt?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Not with my special splinter tweezers, it won't.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Could you bring the patient with you, please, Monty?

0:01:57 > 0:02:02- Come on, Jimmy Jones. You don't want to miss this.- Careful! Ah! Ow! Ooh!

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Now, don't worry. This is a first for both of us.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Well, that's a relief! Ooh, careful! Ouch! Don't hurt it.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- It hurts.- Ugh. I've not touched it yet!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16My finger is moving, not me.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- It's scared of those tweezers. - JIMMY JONES SNORTS

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Your finger is scared?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I think I'll take my finger next door to try and calm it down.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28There, there. The nasty tweezers have gone now.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30We could use the vacuum cleaner to suck it out.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35- JIMMY JONES SNORTS Ooh, yes, we could!- No, we couldn't!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Aww. HE GASPS

0:02:37 > 0:02:40We could always sneak up and pull it out really quickly.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44I can still hear you! And no, we couldn't!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46But we can't just leave it, Gran.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Maybe you could tell a joke, to cheer your dad up.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53But how will cheering Dad up make his finger better?

0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Well, they do say that laughter is the best medicine.- Huh?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Laughter isn't a medicine! Is it?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02How can Dad laughing make his finger feel better?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05JIMMY JONES SNORTS I mean, Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Can laughter really make you feel better about things?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Just imagine...

0:03:10 > 0:03:13MONTY LAUGHS Hey, look who's here!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Dr Funny Bones.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16HE HONKS

0:03:16 > 0:03:20# If you're feeling sad or just a little blue

0:03:20 > 0:03:23# There's a doctor who will gladly come and tend to you

0:03:23 > 0:03:28# He'll write you a prescription and on it, it will say

0:03:28 > 0:03:31# Laugh loudly 50 times 100 times a day

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- DR FUNNYBONES HONKS - # Dr Funny Bones

0:03:34 > 0:03:36# He'll have you giggling with glee

0:03:36 > 0:03:39# Dr Funny Bones You'll feel better instantly

0:03:39 > 0:03:42# You will laugh so much that you might even snort

0:03:42 > 0:03:44JIMMY JONES SNORTS

0:03:44 > 0:03:48# Cos nothing fixes sadness like a chuckle and a chortle

0:03:48 > 0:03:51# There was a juggling robot who really needed care

0:03:51 > 0:03:55# And with a giant feather Dr Funny Bones was there

0:03:55 > 0:03:58# He tickled the twisted robot and it was so much fun

0:03:58 > 0:04:02# Without him even noticing his pedals came undone

0:04:02 > 0:04:05# Dr Funny Bones He'll have you giggling with glee

0:04:05 > 0:04:09# Dr Funny Bones You'll feel better instantly

0:04:09 > 0:04:12# You will laugh so much that you might even snort

0:04:12 > 0:04:13JIMMY JONES SNORTS

0:04:13 > 0:04:17# Cos nothing fixes sadness like a chuckle and a chortle

0:04:17 > 0:04:20# A young alien was not quite tall enough to ride

0:04:20 > 0:04:24# Her disappointment was too much for her to hide

0:04:24 > 0:04:27# Dr Funny Bones, well, he knew just what to prescribe

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- SHE LAUGHS - # A great big dose of laughter and

0:04:29 > 0:04:31# an even better ride

0:04:31 > 0:04:36# Laughter is the best medicine for when you're feeling sad

0:04:36 > 0:04:41# Or if you're feeling fidgety or a little mad

0:04:41 > 0:04:46# It might not fix a grazed knee or a stubbed toe

0:04:46 > 0:04:52# But it sure helps to visit Dr Funnyb-o-o-o-nes

0:04:52 > 0:04:53DR FUNNYBONES HONKS

0:04:53 > 0:04:56# Dr Funny Bones He'll have you giggling with glee

0:04:56 > 0:04:59# Dr Funny Bones You'll feel better instantly

0:04:59 > 0:05:02# You will laugh so much that you might even snort

0:05:02 > 0:05:04JIMMY JONES SNORTS

0:05:04 > 0:05:05# Cos nothing fixes sadness

0:05:05 > 0:05:11# Like a chuckle and a chortle. #

0:05:11 > 0:05:13HE LAUGHS Bye!

0:05:13 > 0:05:16MONTY LAUGHS, JIMMY JONES SNORTS Wow, Jimmy Jones,

0:05:16 > 0:05:20laughter may not be able to pull a splinter from a finger...

0:05:20 > 0:05:24but it CAN help Dad take his mind off the hurt for a minute.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- JIMMY JONES SNORTS - And that's all the time I'll need!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31I know just how to do it, Gran.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Laughter guaranteed!

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Hey, Dad.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Do you remember when you took us fishing on the beach

0:05:38 > 0:05:41and you caught a crab...or should I say, it caught you?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43And Jimmy Jones, too!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Ha. Oh, yes. My toe still hurts thinking about it.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48JIMMY JONES SNORTS

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- DAD LAUGHS - It was so funny!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Hey, remember when Jimmy Jones

0:05:52 > 0:05:54jumped into Mum's bubble bath?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- HE LAUGHS - Oh, yes!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58I'd forgotten all about that.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01THEY LAUGH

0:06:03 > 0:06:04PING!

0:06:06 > 0:06:12- So, how is your splinter feeling now, Stan?- Eh? Oh...

0:06:12 > 0:06:17It still feels... Hey, the splinter's gone!

0:06:17 > 0:06:19It must have worked its way out on its own!

0:06:19 > 0:06:22MONTY LAUGHS Yeah, worked its way out!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24GRAN LAUGHS

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Yes, funny, that, isn't it?- Funny?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29If you want to see something funny,

0:06:29 > 0:06:32check out this picture of you on a water slide!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Oh! - ALL LAUGH

0:06:37 > 0:06:39AMUSED CHATTER

0:06:50 > 0:06:51# Kazoops

0:06:52 > 0:06:54# Kazoops

0:06:54 > 0:06:56# Kazoops

0:06:56 > 0:06:58# Kazoops. #

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Just imagine!