Same Old Story

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Kazoops!

0:00:04 > 0:00:05Hi! I'm Monty!

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# He's a boy with a big imagination!

0:00:07 > 0:00:09And this is Jimmy Jones!

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Meet the pig who is truly a sensation!

0:00:11 > 0:00:13He's my best friend!

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# He's always wondering why

0:00:15 > 0:00:19# Kazoops! Kazoops! Kazoops!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Come on, let's go!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Kazoops, Jimmy Jones!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# You just imagine and they're on their way

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Woohoo!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# On an adventure of discovery and play!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Kazoops!

0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Kazoops! #

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Just imagine!

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Huh... Er... Oof...

0:00:45 > 0:00:49No sign of that dastardly piggy dragon here.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Aah...

0:00:50 > 0:00:51OINK!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53The piggy dragon!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Huh? Ha! - Hello!

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Run! There's a piggy dragon on the loose!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Oh, my! - Monty, it's past your bedtime!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh. OK.

0:01:06 > 0:01:11I know, I've got the perfect bedtime story.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Yes! OINK!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Now, this is a special book I read to your father

0:01:16 > 0:01:18when he was little.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Huh! The Little Knight! My favourite story EVER!

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Well, I suppose you can stay for story time too.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27- Ha-ha!- Ha-ha!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30"Once upon a time, there was a little boy

0:01:30 > 0:01:32"who dreamt of being a knight."

0:01:32 > 0:01:38- That's me!- "One day, a ferocious dragon came to town."

0:01:40 > 0:01:42A piggy dragon, Jimmy Jones!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46"The dragon licked his lips hungrily

0:01:46 > 0:01:51"because he wanted to eat all the town's...

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- "Vegetables." - Ah!

0:01:54 > 0:01:58"He scooped every last cabbage, carrot and potato

0:01:58 > 0:02:02"into a giant sack and carried them back to his cave."

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Then what happened?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07"The townsfolk didn't know what to do.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11"Until the little boy said he'd get the vegetables back."

0:02:11 > 0:02:13So brave.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16"The little knight took a shield and a sword

0:02:16 > 0:02:19"and marched to the dragon's lair."

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Ah-ha!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24"The dragon loomed over him, breathing out fire."

0:02:24 > 0:02:25And then?

0:02:25 > 0:02:29"And then the little knight asked the dragon to

0:02:29 > 0:02:31"give back the vegetables.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32"The dragon agreed

0:02:32 > 0:02:35"and he promised never to steal them again.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37"The End!"

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Is that it?

0:02:38 > 0:02:39What's wrong, Monty?

0:02:39 > 0:02:44I just...thought the ending could have been a bit more...

0:02:44 > 0:02:45I don't know, exciting!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Well, I think it's perfect just as it is.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52And besides, you can't change how a story ends, Monty.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55OK, time for sleep.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Goodnight!

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Goodnight, little knight.- Ha-ha!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I did like that story at first,

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I just wish the ending was more exciting.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10If only there was a way we could make it...better.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Kazoops, Jimmy Jones!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Can you never change the way a story ends?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16OINK!

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Just imagine...

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Don't worry, it's only Suzie!

0:03:22 > 0:03:26# Three little pigs ran from the wolf so big and mean

0:03:26 > 0:03:29# The most unpleasant wolf there's ever been

0:03:29 > 0:03:33# He was huffing and puffing, blowing houses down

0:03:33 > 0:03:36# But what if the wolf became the nicest guy in town?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39# Let's make the wolf sweet and fair

0:03:39 > 0:03:43# He finds a better way of using all that air

0:03:43 > 0:03:46# He starts blowing up balloons for free

0:03:46 > 0:03:50# And he and the pigs are as happy as can be

0:03:50 > 0:03:51- Wheee! - Ha-ha!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54# Next we go into a great big castle

0:03:54 > 0:03:57# Where a princess finds a great big parcel

0:03:57 > 0:04:01# A frog jumps out she gives it a kiss

0:04:01 > 0:04:05# But alas it turns into just another prince

0:04:05 > 0:04:08# What if instead the frog became a monster truck?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11# The princess can't believe her luck

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Awesome!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16# Never had so much fun

0:04:16 > 0:04:20# She went off and married the cobbler's son

0:04:20 > 0:04:24# You can change the way a story ends

0:04:24 > 0:04:25# Anyway you'd like

0:04:27 > 0:04:31# There's endless situations deep in your imagination

0:04:31 > 0:04:34# That can give an old story new life

0:04:34 > 0:04:37# Little Miss Muffet was eating her curds and whey

0:04:37 > 0:04:41# But a big hairless spider visited her one day

0:04:41 > 0:04:43# And instead of being frightened away

0:04:43 > 0:04:48# What if she turned into a great big dinosaur?

0:04:48 > 0:04:52# The spider was scared but then the dinosaur shared

0:04:52 > 0:04:55# Her bowl of curds and whey instead

0:04:55 > 0:04:58# Everybody smiled with glee

0:04:59 > 0:05:03# It's nice when a story ends happily

0:05:03 > 0:05:07# You can change the way a story ends

0:05:07 > 0:05:09# Anyway you'd like

0:05:10 > 0:05:14# There's endless situations in your imagination

0:05:14 > 0:05:18# That can give an old story new life. #

0:05:19 > 0:05:25It's fun to play with stories. They can end however you want them to!

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Come on, Jimmy Jones. We've got a story to fix.

0:05:29 > 0:05:35You know... Maybe the ending isn't quite as good as I'd remembered.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Then let's make a brilliant new ending!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Monty?! You should be in bed.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43This won't take long, I promise!

0:05:43 > 0:05:49"The dragon loomed over the little knight, breathing out fire."

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Whoa! And then what happened?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Over to you, Monty.- Well...

0:05:54 > 0:05:57The flame bounced off the little knight's shield.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Phew!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01And then, er...

0:06:01 > 0:06:04The little knight swung his sword!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Ooh, aah, take that!

0:06:06 > 0:06:10But the sword got stuck in a pile of vegetables...

0:06:10 > 0:06:13That the dragon was saving for his next meal!

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Oh, no, my sword has skewered onions, peppers and mushrooms!

0:06:17 > 0:06:22The dragon sneezed, shooting flames out of his nostrils.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23And... And...

0:06:23 > 0:06:27The knight held up his sword, the flames roasted the vegetables

0:06:27 > 0:06:30and they shared a flame-grilled kebab for dinner.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Ha-ha!- Ha-ha!- Ha-ha!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- And it all ended happily. Woohoo!- Ha-ha!

0:06:50 > 0:06:54# Kazoops! Kazoops!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57# Kazoops! Kazoops! #

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Just imagine!