Follow the Rules

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04KAZOOPS!

0:00:04 > 0:00:05Hi! I'm Monty!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# He's a boy with a big imagination... #

0:00:08 > 0:00:09And this is Jimmy Jones.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Meet the pig who's truly a sensation... #

0:00:12 > 0:00:13He's my best friend!

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# He's always wondering why Kazoops

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Kazoops

0:00:18 > 0:00:22# Kazoops... # Come on! Let's go.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say...

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Just imagine and they're on their way... #

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Woohoo!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# On an adventure of discovery and play

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Kazoops

0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Kazoops! #

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Just imagine!

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Yay! This is going to be great!

0:00:45 > 0:00:49- I've always wanted to play Slides and Rainbows!- It's a great game.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53And I can teach you how to play. It's really simply, Monts.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57- Um, doesn't look simple, Jeanie. - WEE! SNORT SNORT SNORT.- Ha-ha!

0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Jimmy Jones has never seen anything like it!- Hee-hee-hee!

0:01:01 > 0:01:06You put dice into the cup, throw the dice and... Six! Make your move.

0:01:06 > 0:01:12One, two, three, four, five, six! You climb up the rainbows, see?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- SNORT SNORT!- A-ha-ha. I like that.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19A four! One, two, three, four. Uh oh!

0:01:19 > 0:01:23- You slide down the slides. Never mind!- Oh!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27First one to reach the final square wins. And those are the rules.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- OINK OINK OINK OINK. - Got it! Let's play!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- DAD: Come down, you three! - OINK OINK?

0:01:33 > 0:01:34DAD: Tea's ready!

0:01:34 > 0:01:39- Aw! Can we play after tea, Jeanie? - Oh, sorry, Monty.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- I've got band practice.- But I've only just learned how to play!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Sorry, Monts.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50- WEE... OINK OINK! SNORT SNORT. - OK, Jimmy Jones.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52- You and me will play later. - OINK OINK.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55DAD: Uh, it's ON the table!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Coming, Dad!

0:01:58 > 0:01:59WEE!

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- So, what's new, Monty? - Slides and Rainbows, Gran.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Me and Jimmy Jones are playing after tea.- WEE!

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- I've showed them the rules, Gran. - Oh, how lovely.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18- Slides and Rainbows is a grand game. - It certainly is!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Your mum and me used to play all the time.- Did you really, Mum?

0:02:21 > 0:02:25When you were little we'd go camping, and it would always rain

0:02:25 > 0:02:27so we'd get out the Slides and Rainbows.

0:02:27 > 0:02:32Hmm. And the interesting thing is, I used to win all the time.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Um, are you sure, my love.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Wait, correction.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Your mum used to win all the time.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43THEY LAUGH

0:02:43 > 0:02:48It's a good game, Monts. You and Jimmy Jones will have lots of fun.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50But don't rush your food!

0:02:52 > 0:02:57- Oh, now your move, Jimmy Jones! - WEE! OOP?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00You got a six?! Wow.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07- Aw... You won?- WEE!- Again?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10You've won three games and I've won none!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Huh.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16WEE WE WE WEE WOO SNORT OINK!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19You know, I think this game would be better

0:03:19 > 0:03:22if you could go up the rainbows AND up the slides.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25OINK? WEE WEE?

0:03:25 > 0:03:30- No, no, no. I don't mean cheating. Not at all.- WEE! OINK.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33I just mean changing the rules now and again.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- You know, to make it more interesting.- OINK.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42Hmm. Kazoops, Jimmy Jones. Why do games need rules anyway?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Just imagine...

0:03:44 > 0:03:48- We're going somewhere super exciting, Jimmy Jones!- SNORT SNORT!

0:03:48 > 0:03:53# Out in space past the milky way There's a robot world

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- # And they love to play... # Come on!- WEE WEE WEE, OINK...

0:03:56 > 0:03:58# All kinds of games with bright coloured pieces... #

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh, that is so cool!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02# A robot arrives, smiles and greets us

0:04:02 > 0:04:04VIDEO GAME JINGLE

0:04:04 > 0:04:06# Welcome, Earthlings Come and see

0:04:06 > 0:04:09# Let's start a game Won't you play with me?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13# A huge chequerboard that's started to glow

0:04:13 > 0:04:17# Roll the dice and on with the show... #

0:04:17 > 0:04:19I guess we jump, Jimmy Jones!

0:04:19 > 0:04:24# I landed on a purple square and the robot left me standing there

0:04:24 > 0:04:28# He had five gos, one after the other

0:04:28 > 0:04:31# Was this in the rules? I started to wonder... #

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Hey! Not fair!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35# The game progressed and how confusing

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- # The rules kept changing to his choosing... #- Hahahaha!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39WOO?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42# He declared himself the winner I couldn't see how

0:04:42 > 0:04:45# I think we should bring the rules back now... #

0:04:45 > 0:04:47He can't win like that!

0:04:47 > 0:04:51# Rules are there to keep it fair... # Wooow!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54# When they're gone A game's no fun... # Yes! Wow!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57# Rules are so we can play happily

0:04:57 > 0:04:59# So what I'm saying... # Yeah!

0:04:59 > 0:05:03# Without rules, a game's not worth playing... #

0:05:03 > 0:05:04- Ah!- SNORT SNORT SNORT!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07# And so we played again with the rules in place

0:05:07 > 0:05:10# It was so much better See the smile on my face

0:05:10 > 0:05:13# We each took turns and all played fair... #

0:05:13 > 0:05:14WEE!

0:05:14 > 0:05:18# It's more fun when the rules are there... #

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- He won, far and square!- OINK OINK

0:05:20 > 0:05:22# Rules are there to keep it fair... #

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Wee! Ahahaha!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26# When they're gone a game's not fun... #

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!- OINK! - # Rules are so we can play happily

0:05:30 > 0:05:32# So what I'm saying

0:05:32 > 0:05:36# Without rules a game's not worth playing! #

0:05:40 > 0:05:45- OK, rules are definitely a good thing.- WEE! OINK OINK.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Without rules, the game isn't fair.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52- And it has to be fair to be fun, right?- OINK OINK OINK.- Another game?

0:05:52 > 0:05:56- OINK WEE! SNORT SNORT SNORT.- And I don't mind if I lose, Jimmy Jones.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I just like playing properly. So give it all you got.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02SNORT SNORT SNORT. WEEEEE!

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- OINK OINK OINK WEEEE! - Fancy that. A six.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- SNORT?- Yes, Jimmy Jones.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11I know it's a rainbow.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Now my go.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Four. Not bad. Still anyone's game.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22One, two, three, four.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25And it's a slide. Wheee...!

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Your go!- OINK OINK! SNORT SNORT SNORT! WOO?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh, yes. Another six.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Ahahaha!- OINK OINK!- Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52# Kazoops

0:06:56 > 0:06:58# Kazoops! #

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Just imagine.