Half a Pair

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Kazoops

0:00:04 > 0:00:05Hi, I'm Monty.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# He's a boy with a big imagination... #

0:00:08 > 0:00:09And this is Jimmy Jones.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Meet the pig who's truly a sensation... #

0:00:11 > 0:00:13He's my best friend.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# He's always wondering why Kazoops

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Kazoops, Kazoops... #

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Come on, let's go.

0:00:22 > 0:00:23# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say... #

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Kazoops with me, Jones.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# And just imagine they are on their way... #

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Whoo-hoo!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# On an adventure of discovery and play

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Kazoops, Kazoops. #

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Just imagine.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Half a pair.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47Squelchy, squelchy, squelchy. Ha-ha!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Squelchy, squelchy.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Ha! It's all about the squelch, Jimmy Jones.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Whoops. Nearly lost one.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09You can't squelch with just one welly.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS Ha-ha!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Yeah.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Snack time, Monty.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Yay!

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Oh.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Hang on a minute. We need to clean the pair of you up, first.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30I guess my wellies are a bit mucky.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Give them a scrub under the sprinkler.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- They'll soon be clean again. - Yeah.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37I'll go and turn it on.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Hey, while we're at it,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42we can give Jimmy Jones a hose-down, too.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I'll be back in a minute with the shower kit.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46HE WHIMPERS

0:01:50 > 0:01:53HE MUMBLES TO HIMSELF

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Oh, I wondered where that was. Phwoar!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Tongs, no.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03A-ha. Gloves.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Strange.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11I could have sworn I had a matching pair. Oh.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Sprinkler's ready.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Jimmy Jones. A-ha.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25HE WHIMPERS They you are.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Jimmy Jones, come on.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Taking a shower is not so bad.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I know you don't like getting your ears wet,

0:02:35 > 0:02:38but the sooner we get you clean, the sooner we get to eat.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Ooh.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Sorry, Monty, Jimmy's shower will have to wait.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Why, Dad?- I can't find my other rubber glove.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51And half a pair of gloves isn't any use at all.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Really?- No.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56So, pop that in the bin and I'll go get a new pair

0:02:56 > 0:02:58then Jimmy Jones can have his shower.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Ah, ah, ah, ah. Feet!

0:03:05 > 0:03:07It seems a shame to throw it away.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Ha-ha! Oops.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Ha-ha.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Hmm.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23It's sort of sad that a glove is thrown out

0:03:23 > 0:03:24just because it's on its own.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Is half a pair really no good?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33There must be a use for the one that's left.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Just imagine.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40# Cos in a pair, there is two So what are you supposed to do? #

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Whee!

0:03:43 > 0:03:45# If you've only got one... #

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Oh.

0:03:46 > 0:03:51# No need to despair, we'll make use of every half a pair

0:03:53 > 0:03:54# Let's have some fun

0:03:56 > 0:04:00# Fishing in the swamp with half a pair of goggles

0:04:00 > 0:04:03# Pirate grabs them and puts them on... #

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Ha-ha!

0:04:05 > 0:04:06# They're a perfect match

0:04:06 > 0:04:09# Cos on his other eye he wears a patch... #

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Ha-ha!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13# He says thanks Now I've got to run

0:04:14 > 0:04:18# Next week catch a boot Who knows who a boot might suit

0:04:18 > 0:04:21# And a warthog plucks it right out of the net... #

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Whoa! Ha-ha!

0:04:23 > 0:04:28# He puts it on his head Ties the laces round his chin

0:04:28 > 0:04:30# Now he's got his very own crash helmet... #

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Cool.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34# In a pair there is two

0:04:34 > 0:04:36# So what are you supposed to do... #

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Ha-ha!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40# If you've only got one

0:04:42 > 0:04:43# No need to despair

0:04:43 > 0:04:46# We'll make use of every half a pair

0:04:48 > 0:04:49# Let's have some fun

0:04:51 > 0:04:54# Soon we catch a flip there's no sign of the flop... #

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Ha-ha!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58# We give the flip to a frog who loves to surf

0:05:00 > 0:05:04# A pair of jeans rips at the seams and now it's half a pair

0:05:04 > 0:05:07# They're snapped up by a green tree snake who's happy

0:05:07 > 0:05:09# She's no longer bare

0:05:10 > 0:05:14# In a pair there is two so what are you supposed to do

0:05:16 > 0:05:17# If you've only got one

0:05:19 > 0:05:23# No need to despair we'll make use of a every half a pair

0:05:26 > 0:05:30# Let's have some fun. #

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Whee!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Ha-ha!

0:05:35 > 0:05:39You see, Jimmy Jones, just the one can be fun.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40And useful, too.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

0:05:43 > 0:05:45And this glove might be on its own,

0:05:45 > 0:05:47but I know how it can be really useful.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Time for that shower, Jimmy Jones.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56HE WHIMPERS

0:06:00 > 0:06:03I'm back and I've got the gloves.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Shower time, Jimmy Jones. Huh?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Hi, Dad. Look!

0:06:08 > 0:06:12A one-of-a-kind shower cap for a one-of-a-kind pig.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Whee!- Nice one, Monty.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Maybe we don't need my new gloves after all. Ha-ha!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21That's it, Jimmy Jones.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24You look like a whole new you.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Ha-ha!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Ha-ha. Now how about those snacks?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Race you to the kitchen. Whoa!

0:06:31 > 0:06:32HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Yeah! Ha-ha!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Come on.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Don't start without me.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53# Kazoops

0:06:53 > 0:06:57# Kazoops, Kazoops, Kazoops. #

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Just imagine.