0:00:04 > 0:00:05Hi, I'm Monty.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# He's a boy with a big imagination... #
0:00:08 > 0:00:09And this is Jimmy Jones.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Meet the pig who's truly a sensation... #
0:00:11 > 0:00:13He's my best friend.
0:00:13 > 0:00:14# He's always wondering why
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Kazoops
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Kazoops
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# Kazoops... #
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Come on, let's go.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say... #
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Just imagine, and they're on their way... #
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Woohoo!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# On an adventure of discovery and play
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Kazoops
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- # Kazoops. # - Just imagine!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43DAD HUMS
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Not long now.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Mm!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Mm!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Om...
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Ooh!
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Mm!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Woohoo!- Yeah!
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- What's cooking, Dad?- Ha-ha, I knew you wouldn't take long!
0:01:23 > 0:01:27The smell of my famous breakfast cooking works better
0:01:27 > 0:01:29than any alarm clock around here.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- MONTY SNORTS AND GRUNTS ALL:- Huh?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33What are you doing down there, Monty?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I'm being a pig for the day! HE GRUNTS
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh, you are funny.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I'm a funny pig. HE GRUNTS
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- One slice or two? - JIMMY JONES SNORTS
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Three. Like usual then, Jimmy Jones.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50MONTY GRUNTS
0:01:50 > 0:01:54I hear you, three for Monty Pig too.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Mm!- Mm-mm!- Oh...
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Mmm!- Mm!
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Delicious.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Yummy, Dad.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Ew, gross!
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Oh, Monty.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I haven't heard chomping that loud
0:02:12 > 0:02:16since a crocodile took a liking to my surfboard.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17What?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20You sound like a vacuum cleaner, that's what.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23A greedy piggy, more like.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25MONTY GRUNTS Snort, snort, snort!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Er, but where are you going?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30To get some apples from the tree then roll in some mud.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I don't think so, sunshine.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Monty, rolling around in mud is gross.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37You can't be a proper piggy.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I've never heard such a thing.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Huh? But you love Jimmy Jones being a pig.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Of course we do, but you're a human
0:02:46 > 0:02:49and humans don't do piggy things.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- Why?- Well, pigs do piggy things for a reason
0:02:53 > 0:02:57and humans do human things for their own reasons too.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh...
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Oh, all right, then.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08Come on, Jimmy Jones. Let's go and play something NOT muddy.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13What are we going to do now?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15JIMMY JONES GRUNTS Hmm, maybe.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19But I don't want to ride my bike like a boy.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I wanted to roll in mud like a pig. JIMMY JONES SNORTS
0:03:22 > 0:03:27Dad said there are reasons that humans can't behave like pigs.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29But what are the reasons?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I mean, kazoops, Jimmy Jones,
0:03:31 > 0:03:35surely it doesn't matter what animal you behave like.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Just imagine.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Look, Jimmy Jones, a farm!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44# You are you and I am me
0:03:44 > 0:03:47# And that's what we do perfectly
0:03:49 > 0:03:52# We're all different and do things differently
0:03:52 > 0:03:55# So stick to what comes naturally
0:03:55 > 0:03:58# To what comes naturally... #
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Come on!
0:03:59 > 0:04:03# A horse is big and strong, he can pull a heavy cart all day long
0:04:03 > 0:04:07# But if a pig tried to pull the cart, he just wouldn't get very far
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# A bird is sat up in her nest
0:04:09 > 0:04:11# Doing what a little tiny bird does best
0:04:11 > 0:04:13# Imagine a cow on a branch up there
0:04:13 > 0:04:16# I don't think that's such a good idea
0:04:16 > 0:04:20# You are you and I am me
0:04:20 > 0:04:25# And that's what we do perfectly
0:04:25 > 0:04:28# We're all different and do things differently
0:04:28 > 0:04:33# So stick to what comes naturally, to what comes naturally... #
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Look, Jimmy Jones.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39# Penguins play in the snow and ice, it gets cold but they don't mind
0:04:39 > 0:04:41# If a zebra tried the very same thing
0:04:41 > 0:04:43# He'd spend the whole time shivering
0:04:43 > 0:04:46# Down at the parlour where the poodles go
0:04:46 > 0:04:48# To look their best at the poodle show
0:04:48 > 0:04:50# If a boy and a pig had a poodle trim
0:04:50 > 0:04:53# I'm not sure that they'd fit in
0:04:53 > 0:05:01# Everybody is special in their own way
0:05:01 > 0:05:04# Pretending can be fun
0:05:04 > 0:05:08# But I'm going to stick to being me and this is how it's done... #
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Home? JIMMY JONES GRUNTS
0:05:10 > 0:05:12# You are you and I am me
0:05:12 > 0:05:16# And that's what we do perfectly
0:05:16 > 0:05:20# We're all different and do things differently
0:05:20 > 0:05:24# So stick to what comes naturally
0:05:26 > 0:05:30# To what comes naturally. #
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Ooft! Woo! Maybe we are who we are for a reason.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40Ha-ha! I mean, a cow swinging in a tree like a monkey
0:05:40 > 0:05:43would be a really bad idea.
0:05:43 > 0:05:50Or a zebra being a penguin sliding on the ice would be so silly.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54And maybe even a boy being a pig isn't a great idea.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57My knees ache from walking on them.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Aw, thanks!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01It was fun being you for a while, Jimmy Jones,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04with all your piggy ways. JIMMY JONES GRUNTS
0:06:04 > 0:06:08And there are still lots of things a boy and a pig can do together.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Catch!
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Like eating apples.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16JIMMY JONES BURPS Ha-ha! And burping.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20But there are some things that pigs should keep for themselves.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Uh-oh, wait!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Ew!
0:06:26 > 0:06:31You were right, Mum, being a boy is the best thing for me to be.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Well, I'm glad that's sorted, then.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- THEY LAUGH - I better run a bath.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Jimmy Jones! - THEY LAUGH
0:06:50 > 0:06:52# Kazoops
0:06:52 > 0:06:54# Kazoops
0:06:54 > 0:06:55# Kazoops
0:06:55 > 0:06:57# Kazoops. #
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Just imagine.