Crazy Racy Golf

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Answer the questions and get them right

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Grab a Pod that's out of sight

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Take your racers round the track

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Use those Mods to get you back

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# In Kerwhizz

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# The quiz with added whizz!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Kerwhizz

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# The quiz with added whizz

0:00:30 > 0:00:31# It's the biz

0:00:31 > 0:00:35# You'll never want to miss... # ALL: Yay!

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# In Kerwhizz

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Cos that's where it is

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Kerwhizz

0:00:44 > 0:00:49# The quiz with added whi-izz! #

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Hi, Kerwhizz Kids!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Hi, Kerwhizzitor!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Hi, I'm Kerwhizzitor, your quiz controller

0:00:57 > 0:01:01on this rock-and-rollercoaster of a show!

0:01:01 > 0:01:06But you know, there's no show without our totally terrific teams!

0:01:06 > 0:01:07So...

0:01:07 > 0:01:09please welcome them all.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Ninki and Pip!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14# I'm Ninki, I thinki, that's how I'm the best

0:01:14 > 0:01:17# With my hot pooch, Pip, we'll beat the rest! #

0:01:17 > 0:01:19CHEERING

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Twist and Snout!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29- # I'm Twist - I'm Snout

0:01:29 > 0:01:31# We're cool, we're neat With skill

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- # And sprouts - We're the team to beat! #

0:01:34 > 0:01:36CHEERING

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Kit and Kaboodle!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- # I'm brainy - I'm zainy

0:01:44 > 0:01:45# We're Kit and Kaboodle

0:01:45 > 0:01:47# I'll electrify you

0:01:47 > 0:01:49# I'll use my noodle. #

0:01:49 > 0:01:50CHEERING

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Welcome, teams.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00You know the rules.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Answer the questions, get them right -

0:02:03 > 0:02:05have a racer that's out of sight!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07So, let's play...

0:02:07 > 0:02:10ALL: Kerwhizz!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12I've a good feeling about this, buddy!

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Me too! - Me three!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17THEY GIGGLE

0:02:17 > 0:02:22Round one! Join in if you know the answer.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Before the question, here's another.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Who's the toad who's top of the track?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29ALL: Natterjack! BOINGING

0:02:29 > 0:02:33And here's that hopping, bopping bouncer now!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Hi, Natterjack!

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Hmm, Natterjack's holding something. But what is it?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41It's the shadow

0:02:41 > 0:02:44of one of these items. But which one?

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Is it red? A baseball bat.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Blue? A golf club.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Green? A tennis racket.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Or yellow? A smelly sock.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Can you spot what our top toad's got?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Start the Kerwhizzical clock!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11- ALARM RINGS - We're out of time.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Let's shed light on the answer. Ninki and Pip?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18The answer's blue! The golf club.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Team Twist?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Blue, for the club.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Team Kit?

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Blue!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27And you say? What's your answer?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32If you chose blue, then you're right on target!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Hey! All our teams were right!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38They each win one point.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40CHEERING

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- We're on the ball today, Snout.- Mmm.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47What's wrong? We got the answer right.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51Well, there were a lot of sporty things in that question,

0:03:51 > 0:03:52- and...- And?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55You know I'm not very good at sports.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Don't worry, Snout, you can't be good at everything.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Unless you're like me, of course. LAUGHTER

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Rowl. - PIP LAUGHS

0:04:05 > 0:04:07OK, teams, without further ado,

0:04:07 > 0:04:10we're swinging into Natterjack - question two!

0:04:10 > 0:04:17Look at Natterjack's artful artwork. Is it the moon? Is it a ball?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Oh, it's a ball.

0:04:19 > 0:04:24It is, Snout! A golf ball picture with one piece missing.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26But which piece is it?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Is it this one?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30The blue.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31This? The green.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33This? The yellow.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Or this? The red.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Which bit fits? Let's start the clock.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- ALARM RINGS - Oh, how time flies.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Did you manage to make the match? Let's see

0:04:52 > 0:04:54who's correct.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Ninki and Pip took a shot at green.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57- But missed.- Oh!

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Team Kit and Twist - you went straight for the yellow.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03But does it fit in the hole?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07It does!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- You picked the matching piece. - CHEERING

0:05:10 > 0:05:12And how did you do?

0:05:12 > 0:05:15If you got it right, you're really flying.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17If you got it wrong, keep on trying.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Snout, we're on a roll!

0:05:20 > 0:05:26Twist, today's raceworld will be a sporty raceworld, I just know it!

0:05:26 > 0:05:27- Ohhh.- Oh.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30We'll soon see if Snout is right about the raceworld.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Between you and me, he's better than he thinks at sport.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39Let's take a look at the scoreboard, see who's top of the shots!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Soaring into the lead with two points

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- are teams Twist and Kit! - CHEERING

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Er...Kerwhizzitor?

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Yes, Kaboodle?

0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Can we race now? Can we race now? - Not yet, Kaboodle.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- We haven't had all the questions yet. - Right, Kit,

0:06:00 > 0:06:02we haven't even seen today's Pod Mods!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Would you like to see them?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06ALL: Yes!

0:06:06 > 0:06:10ALL: Pod Mods! Pod Mods! Pod Mods!

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Aha. Will our teams be hitting the mark with the Right-On Cue?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16ALL: Oooh.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Or will they pick up the Putt-Putt Putter?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20ALL: Aaaah!

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Or maybe, they'll close the gap with this - the Plug Mod.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26ALL: Ooooh!

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Some really crazy Mods for today's raceworld.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Have you guessed where today's race will be?

0:06:33 > 0:06:38Snout thinks he knows. Perhaps a pong will help you along.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41It's that funny skunk! SHE GIGGLES

0:06:41 > 0:06:44ALL: King Pong!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47How do you do, Your Highness?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Pip, Snout, Kaboodle, get this question right -

0:06:50 > 0:06:53you could win that special prize...

0:06:53 > 0:06:56ALL: The Mystery Mod!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58That's right.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Now, King Pong's found some top holes to hide in!

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Here they are.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05All four of them.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Our funky skunk will be popping

0:07:07 > 0:07:10in and out of these hidey-holes very fast.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13But which will be the hole he hides in last?

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Will you be able to tell, Kerwhizz Kids?

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Let's play...

0:07:17 > 0:07:21ALL: Hunt The Skunk!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Which hole is King Pong hiding in now?

0:07:37 > 0:07:39The blue?

0:07:39 > 0:07:40The green?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42The yellow?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Or the red?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Hmm. Do you think you know?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Pip says...- Rowl!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Snout says...- Blue.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Kaboodle says...- Yellow!

0:07:55 > 0:07:59What do you think? King Pong...

0:07:59 > 0:08:01show yourself once more!

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Snout!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07You found Pong's last hiding place.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09CHEERING

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Nice one, Snout. I knew you could do it!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17This prize could help you win the race!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20But it may put you into last place.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Do you want it in today's raceworld?

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Yeah...- No, thanks, Kerwhizzitor, I don't think it'll help.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29What's wrong with Snout?

0:08:29 > 0:08:33He thinks today's raceworld is sporty.

0:08:33 > 0:08:39He's not keen on sport. We won't take the Mystery Mod today, Kerwhizzitor.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40AUDIENCE: Huh?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43It's your choice, team Twist.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Do you want a sneaky peek at the Mystery Mod?

0:08:46 > 0:08:47ALL: Yeah!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51It's a mega-bouncing ball.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53If Snout doesn't like sport,

0:08:53 > 0:08:56then maybe he was right not to take the Mystery Mod.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58BURPING

0:09:01 > 0:09:03It's my favourite dinosaur...

0:09:03 > 0:09:05ALL: Burping Herbert!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Our bumbling, bungling, burposaur

0:09:08 > 0:09:11has brought some fancy flags to look at.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13And they all have numbers on them.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Apart from one.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Look...4...6...

0:09:19 > 0:09:21BURPING

0:09:21 > 0:09:23..10.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26There's a pattern there. But one number is missing.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Which number is it?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Is it red? The number 2.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Yellow? Zero.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Green? 8.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Or blue? 180.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Which number makes a perfect pattern? Start that clock!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- ALARM RINGS - Time's up!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Let's flag up the answer, and see who's correct.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Teams, what did you choose?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Number 2.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05I think it's zero.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07It's number 8.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Did you match that missing number?

0:10:10 > 0:10:11CHEERING

0:10:11 > 0:10:12BURPING

0:10:12 > 0:10:14LAUGHTER

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Thanks, Burping Herbert. The missing flag was the number 8.

0:10:18 > 0:10:224, 6, 8, 10.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Oh, no, Pip, we've only got one right!

0:10:27 > 0:10:31True, Ninki. But who's answered the most questions correctly?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Who's out in front?

0:10:34 > 0:10:39Rolling into the lead with three - it's Kit and Kaboodle!

0:10:39 > 0:10:43ALL: Kit and Kaboodle! Kit and Kaboodle!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46I'm sorry, Twist, I'm just no good at sport.

0:10:46 > 0:10:51Cheer up, little buddy. The game's not over yet.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- We're flying.- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Does that mean we're winning? - KIT GIGGLES

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- Yes.- Yay, yay, yay!

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Have you guessed the raceworld?

0:11:03 > 0:11:06You may agree with Snout that it's sporty.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Which sport's the place we're going to race?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Oh, yes. Welcome to...

0:11:13 > 0:11:16ALL: Kat Kool's sound round!

0:11:16 > 0:11:21Kat Kool's saxophone can play the sweetest tune! Have a listen.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23HE PLAYS JAZZ

0:11:28 > 0:11:31He can play high, and he can play low.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35But tell me, how low can Kat Kool go?

0:11:37 > 0:11:41Listen to these notes, and tell me which note is the lowest.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Is it this? The red note.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47LOW NOTE SOUNDS

0:11:47 > 0:11:49This? The green note.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53HIGHER NOTE SOUNDS

0:11:53 > 0:11:54This? The yellow one.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58MEDIUM NOTE SOUNDS

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Or this? The blue.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02MEDIUM NOTE SOUNDS

0:12:02 > 0:12:08Which note goes low? Do you think you know?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Start the Kerwhizzical clock!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14HE PLAYS FOUR DIFFERENT NOTES

0:12:20 > 0:12:23ALARM RINGS

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Which note's the lowest? Do you think you knowest?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Team Ninki says...

0:12:29 > 0:12:34Green! That one's low.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Team Twist says...

0:12:35 > 0:12:39Yellow. Snout and I think it's yellow.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Team Kit says...

0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Boodle?- Red!

0:12:44 > 0:12:45And you say?

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Kat Kool, please reveal your low blow.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51HE PLAYS LOW NOTE

0:12:52 > 0:12:54That was low!

0:12:54 > 0:12:57If you chose red, you're well ahead.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Well done, Team Kit!

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Yes!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03At the end of our quiz, who's our top twosome?

0:13:03 > 0:13:09The team who got today's top score with four, are Kit and Kaboodle!

0:13:09 > 0:13:10THEY CHEER

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Yay!

0:13:14 > 0:13:18How did you do? Did you do as well as Team Kit?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21However you did, you're all great Kerwhizz Kids!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24THEY ALL CHEER

0:13:24 > 0:13:27At last, it's time to pick your Pod Mod.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Kit and Kaboodle, the first choice is yours.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Will you choose the Putt-Putt-Putter,

0:13:33 > 0:13:35the Right-On Cue,

0:13:35 > 0:13:38or the Plug Mod?

0:13:38 > 0:13:42We'll take the Putt-Putt-Putter, please, Kerwhizzitor.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Yeah, putt-putt-putt!

0:13:44 > 0:13:48That might just "putt" you into the lead!

0:13:48 > 0:13:52Time for seconds. It's Twist and Snout's chance to choose.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59- What do you think, Snout? - I don't mind, you choose.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04The Right-On Cue, please, Kerwhizzitor.

0:14:04 > 0:14:09Right on! It's yours. Which leaves one Mod for our third-place team.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10NINKI GASPS

0:14:10 > 0:14:14I don't believe this is happening.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18A plug? I don't want to be seen with a plug.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20It won't go with my Pod.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21PIP GROWLS

0:14:21 > 0:14:24OK, "our" Pod.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27We'll take it, please, Kerwhizzitor.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31You've chosen your Mods, teams. Now you need your Pods.

0:14:59 > 0:15:04It's time to find the place where our teams will race.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Balls, flags, Putt-Putt-Putters...

0:15:07 > 0:15:10It is a sports world, but which one?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Reveal the race world!

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Wow...

0:15:36 > 0:15:40It's a golf world! Crazy Racy Golf World!

0:15:40 > 0:15:45Teams, you'll roll down into hole one, Natterjack's Sphinx Street,

0:15:45 > 0:15:48zoom through to hole two, Pong's Parade,

0:15:48 > 0:15:52then steam up to hole three, Kat Kool's Causeway,

0:15:52 > 0:15:56before racing away to the finish!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Two laps of the track, teams.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Round and back. Ready?

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Ready... Ready... Ready!

0:16:04 > 0:16:07BEEPING

0:16:10 > 0:16:14Our teams have driven off, heading for the first crazy golf hole,

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Natterjack's Sphinx Street.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Look, Snout! Natterjack's playing golf!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23He's better than me...

0:16:39 > 0:16:43A few holes-in-one, and this race will be won!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Nothing crazy about this place.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Time to take the lead!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54What's that smell?

0:16:54 > 0:16:56ALL: King Pong!

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Quickly, to the hole!

0:17:05 > 0:17:10- Aaah!- It's OK, Snout. Nothing to worry about now!

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Really, Twist?

0:17:13 > 0:17:18Our teams need to be top dodgers to get through Kat Kool's Causeway!

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Great driving!

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Teams Kit and Ninki are swip-swapping places

0:17:31 > 0:17:36while at the back, but still on track...it's Twist and Snout.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39How will they do in lap two?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44To get the lead we need more speed!

0:17:44 > 0:17:48- But how?- Putt-Putt-Putter in Pod Mod!

0:17:48 > 0:17:52Good idea! Hit it, Kaboodle.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Uh-oh...

0:18:03 > 0:18:06No! Closing the hole!

0:18:14 > 0:18:19Teams Ninki and Twist are a "hole" lot faster than Team Kit now!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Pip...

0:18:29 > 0:18:33We're out in front with a Pod Mod to burn!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Or should I say... Plug Mod!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Oh, no!

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Ninki's used her Plug Mod to block the hole!

0:18:53 > 0:18:56What are we going to do?

0:18:56 > 0:18:57CHILDREN SHOUT

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Yes - use our Pod Mod,

0:19:00 > 0:19:03the Right-On Cue!

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Oh! Ker-rumbs.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Never mind. You tried.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Snout, you have a go!- Me?

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- I'm no good...- Think of the ball as a sprout, Snout.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Mmmm... Sprouts...

0:19:25 > 0:19:28No! They're not for eating!

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Shoot them at the hole!

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Umm... Well, I'll try.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Ooh! Almost.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Great shot, Snout. Hit it a bit harder this time!

0:19:48 > 0:19:52While Snout thinks sprouts, whereabouts are Ninki and Pip?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Not far to the finish, now, Pip!

0:20:02 > 0:20:06Ohh... I think we might be in trouble, Pip!

0:20:10 > 0:20:14One more time, Snout. It's nearly out!

0:20:14 > 0:20:17One, two, three...

0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Yay!- You did it, buddy!

0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Great shot, Snout!- Yeah, brilliant!

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Thank you.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Snout, you drive.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Me?- Why not?

0:20:32 > 0:20:38Just imagine there's the biggest sprout ever at the finish!

0:20:41 > 0:20:45It looks like Team Kit will be the winners today.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48They're weaving through Kat Kool's Causeway.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51But wait - Twist and Snout are catching up!

0:20:54 > 0:20:58It's close! It's close! It's...

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Team Twist who win Crazy Racy Golf!

0:21:02 > 0:21:06- You did it, little buddy!- Ohh...

0:21:06 > 0:21:13- To win at any sport, you just have to think about...- Sprouts!

0:21:13 > 0:21:16CHEERING

0:21:21 > 0:21:26Well done, Twist, and really well done, Snout!

0:21:26 > 0:21:30But where's Team Ninki? Still in a sticky situation?

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Uh, Kat Kool?

0:21:33 > 0:21:38Can you help us, please? We seem to be stuck in your saxophone.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42HE BLASTS A NOTE

0:21:42 > 0:21:46Thank yo-o-o-o-u-u-u-u...!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52See you next time, Kerwhizz Kids!

0:21:56 > 0:22:00Who'll win the next cool, crazy race

0:22:00 > 0:22:03in Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz?

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