Funfair Freeway

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Answer the questions and get them right

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# You'll have a pod that's out of sight

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Take your racers round the track

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Use those mods to get you back

0:00:18 > 0:00:22# It's Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# It's the bizz you'll never want to miss

0:00:36 > 0:00:40# It's Kerwhizz Cos that's where it is

0:00:42 > 0:00:49# Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz #

0:00:49 > 0:00:54- Hi, Kerwhizz Kids. - KIDS: Hi, Kerwhizzitor!

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Welcome to Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01I'm Kerwhizzitor, your quiz controller

0:01:01 > 0:01:04on this rock and roller coaster of a show.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09We can't have a quiz without our top whizzes!

0:01:09 > 0:01:14Who will you root for when our contestants hit the floor?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Please welcome them all.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Ninki and Pip.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22I'm Ninki I'm dinky, that's how I'm the best.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26With my hot pooch Pip, we'll beat the rest.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30CHEERING

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Twist and Snout.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- I'm Twist.- I'm Snout. - We're cool. We're neat.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- With skill,- and sprouts, - we're the team to beat.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43CHEERING

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Kit and Kaboodle!

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- I'm brainy.- I'm zany. - We're Kit and Kaboodle.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- I'll electrify you. - I'll use my noodle.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58CHEERING

0:02:07 > 0:02:12Practising my smile, Pip, for when we win the race!

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Grr?

0:02:13 > 0:02:19I know we have to answer questions first but I have to look my best.

0:02:19 > 0:02:26- I'm feeling full of confidence. - Snout's feeling empty of sprouts.

0:02:26 > 0:02:34Teams, answer the questions and get them right and you'll have a racer that's out of sight.

0:02:34 > 0:02:39- Let's play... - KIDS: Kerwhizz!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Grr.

0:02:41 > 0:02:47I AM concentrating - on my victory pics, Pip. Look!

0:02:47 > 0:02:51KIDS GIGGLE None of them look cool.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54And when I DID look my best,

0:02:54 > 0:02:57look who spoiled my smile!

0:02:57 > 0:03:02Ninki, no-one will be smiling if we don't get this quiz under way.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- OK, Kerwhizzitor. - Grrr.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09It's round one. Join in if you know the answers.

0:03:09 > 0:03:14- Here's our fun 'n' fair friend... - KIDS: Natterjack!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Hi, Natterjack.

0:03:16 > 0:03:23Teams, look at what our topmost toad is holding on the end of his stick.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Is it green, an ice-cream?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Red, a coconut?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Yellow, a duck?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Or blue, a swan?

0:03:33 > 0:03:37What do YOU think, my clever Kerwhizz kids?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Let's start the clock.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48We're out of time.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Let's see who's answered correctly. Team Ninki says...?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57It's green. Mm. Ice-cream.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Team Twist says...?- Yellow. Duck.

0:04:01 > 0:04:07- Team Kit says...? - It's beautiful blue, the swan.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09What's YOUR answer?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Team Ninki, team Kit, you're...offline.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17The answer is yellow, the duck!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19CHEERING

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Twist and Snout, you're doing fine.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Did YOU know that, Kerwhizz kids?

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Oh, no!- Grr! - That's right, Pip.

0:04:29 > 0:04:36We need those points to fit MY smile into a beautiful victory picture.

0:04:36 > 0:04:41- Grr! - OK. OUR smiles.

0:04:41 > 0:04:47OK, teams. Without further ado, onto Natterjack question two.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Natterjack has a tricky jigsaw and he needs your help.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Can you find the missing piece?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Is it the yellow?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01The green?

0:05:01 > 0:05:06The blue? Or the red?

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Kerwhizz kids, pick your piece please.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Let's start the clock.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Tick-tock, stop!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Who's got the correct answer?

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Teams Ninki and Twist, I don't wish to be mean,

0:05:26 > 0:05:29but Kit and Kaboodle are right.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31They chose green.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34CHEERING

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Well done, Kit.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Just examine the dimensions of the empty space

0:05:40 > 0:05:43and place those next to the four pieces.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Kit only guessed cos it's my favourite colour.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Er, well, yes. - GIGGLING

0:05:51 > 0:05:56What was YOUR answer? If you said green, you're super-keen.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Let's take a look at the scoreboard.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04Team Ninki has yet to score. Teams Kit and Twist have one each.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06CHEERING

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Kerwhizzitor, when do we get our Mod?

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Not yet! The team with the most correct answers

0:06:16 > 0:06:21gets the first choice of mod to fit onto their pod.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23To help us win the race!

0:06:23 > 0:06:29What Mods have we got for your pods today? Do you want to see?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Yes! - Excuse me?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- LOUDER: Yes! - Pardon?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37LOUDER: Yes!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Pod mods! Pod mods! Pod mods!

0:06:40 > 0:06:46- Mm. We've got some rubber bumpers! - Ooh!

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- A set of balloons. - Aah!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- And a candyflosser. - Huh?

0:06:53 > 0:06:58Some fairly fun-tastic mods for today's race world.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Have you guessed where today's race will be? Keep ker-watching!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- How about this, Pip?- Grr.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- OK. This?- Grr-rrr!

0:07:09 > 0:07:14I've got to find the right smile before we start the race!

0:07:14 > 0:07:19BUR-R-P! Yay!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Yay! It's Burping Herbert!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Uh-oh. What has that burp-osaur done this time?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Our not-so-shy burposaur has burped over a coconut.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33We still have coconut number 7,

0:07:33 > 0:07:36coconut number 5

0:07:36 > 0:07:39and coconut number 4.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42But what number used to be here?

0:07:42 > 0:07:457...

0:07:45 > 0:07:475...4...

0:07:48 > 0:07:50The red number 6?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52The green number, 149?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54The yellow number 8?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Or the blue number 3?

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Come on, tell me. Which one will it be?

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Start that Kerwhizz-icle clock!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Your number's up.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Let's take a glance and find out the answer.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Teams, which number did you choose?

0:08:18 > 0:08:24It was green last time, so let's stick with that. 149.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28The number er...8?

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Twist, it IS 8...minus 2, of course. The answer's 6.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37What do YOU think? I can count on you for the right answer.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46The answer was red, 6.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Well done, team Kit.- Yeah! CHEERING

0:08:50 > 0:08:53You're in the lead with two points.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Team Twist is resting on one.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Team Ninki, there's work to be done.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Kerwhizzitor's correct. I HAVE to get my smile right.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10How about this? Eugh!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Poo!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15There's nothing wrong. It's only...

0:09:15 > 0:09:17ALL: King Pong!

0:09:17 > 0:09:21It's our smelly disappearing skunk.

0:09:21 > 0:09:27King Pong's round can help you win that extra special prize.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30ALL: The mystery mod!

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Pip, Snout, Kaboodle, this round's for you.

0:09:33 > 0:09:38Our disappearing skunk will pop in and out of these crazy cutouts.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Which one will he pop in and out of last?

0:09:42 > 0:09:47- Let's play...- Hunt The Skunk!

0:09:59 > 0:10:04So, which cutout was King Pong's last pop-out?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07The red...? The green?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10The yellow...? Or the blue...?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Pip says...- Grr!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Snout says...- Red.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- And Kaboodle says...- Yellow!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21What do you think? King Pong!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Place your face in the correct space!

0:10:28 > 0:10:32Snout, you win today's mystery mod.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34CHEERING

0:10:34 > 0:10:41This prize could help you win the race, but it could spoil your fun.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45- Do you want it in today's race world?- Um... Er...

0:10:45 > 0:10:48We'll take it, Kerwhizzitor.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Do you want a sneaky peek at today's mystery mod?

0:10:52 > 0:10:56It's a free ride token.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58A free ride on what?

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Before we find out, it's time for...

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Cat Cool!

0:11:05 > 0:11:10Cat Cool's tooting his bumper car horn.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- TOOT TOOT - Did you hear loud and clear?

0:11:13 > 0:11:17- TOOT TOOT - Toot that hooter one more time.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19TOOT TOOT

0:11:19 > 0:11:24Tell me, which note is the same as the toot that hooted?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Was it the red note?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29HONK HONK HONK

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- The green note? - TRUMPET!

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- The yellow note? - TOOT TOOT

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Or the blue note? - WA-OOO!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Do you think you know?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Start that Kerwhizz-icle clock!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50HONK HONK

0:11:50 > 0:11:52TRUMPET

0:11:52 > 0:11:55TOOT TOOT

0:11:55 > 0:11:57WA-OOO!

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Time's up!

0:12:00 > 0:12:06Was the correct toot coming from the red, green, yellow or blue note?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Team Ninki says...- Yellow!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Team Twist says...- Yellow.

0:12:11 > 0:12:16- Team Kit says... - We think it's yellow, too.

0:12:16 > 0:12:22Which note got your vote? Cat Cool, reveal the correct sound.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24TOOT TOOT

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Yes!

0:12:26 > 0:12:32All our teams were correct. Where does it leave our tuneful twosomes?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Ninki and Pip on one point,

0:12:34 > 0:12:37were pipped by Twist and Snout on two points,

0:12:37 > 0:12:40who were routed by today's top team,

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Kit and Kaboodle!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44CHEERING

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Kit and Kaboodle!

0:12:46 > 0:12:50They got three questions out of four.

0:12:50 > 0:12:55Did you get more? However you did, you're all great Kerwhizz kids.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57CHEERING

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Now stand in line.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04It's pod mod time!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Pod mod! Pod mod!

0:13:07 > 0:13:13Kit and Kaboodle, you have first choice of mod to fit onto your pod.

0:13:13 > 0:13:19The balloons, the bumpers or the candyflosser?

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I can't choose. I'm SO excited!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25BOING!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Looks like we could do with some protection.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Oh. I boodled my noodle.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35We need the rubber bumpers please, Kerwhizzitor.

0:13:35 > 0:13:40Good choice! They may give you extra...bounce.

0:13:40 > 0:13:45What's left for our second place team, Twist and Snout?

0:13:45 > 0:13:49We need to think carefully. Don't want to rush it.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53Candyfloss Kerwhizzitor, please!

0:13:53 > 0:13:56How's that going to help us win?

0:13:56 > 0:14:00No idea, but Snout loves sprout and candyfloss pie.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04The flosser could make you tasty racers.

0:14:04 > 0:14:10And you have the mystery mod so you may be the team that's hardest to beat.

0:14:10 > 0:14:16- What's left for our third team? - The balloons?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Oh, c-rumbs!- Grr!

0:14:18 > 0:14:25If we float over the finish line, I'll be too high for my picture.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Rrrr!

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Time to build those pods and add those mods.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Now it's time to reveal the race world!

0:15:03 > 0:15:07Have you guessed where it is yet? Take a look and see.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09CHEERING

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Wow!

0:15:27 > 0:15:30It's a funfair.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Funfair Freeway!

0:15:34 > 0:15:39Let's shoot round the route to see where our teams will scoot.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42We spiral through the Helter-Skelter Belter,

0:15:42 > 0:15:45rumble along Bumper Car By-Pass

0:15:45 > 0:15:50and fly down the Faster-Than-Moster Roller Coaster.

0:15:50 > 0:15:55Keep an eye out for the cunning shortcut, too, the Hall of Mirrors.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Two laps of the track, teams, round and back. Ready?

0:16:00 > 0:16:04- Ready!- Ready!- Ready!

0:16:07 > 0:16:12They're away, hurtling towards Helter-Skelter Belter.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21SNOUT: Ooooh!

0:16:21 > 0:16:26Kit tears ahead, as they enter Bumper Car By-Pass.

0:16:26 > 0:16:32By my calculations, our pod plus one thump equals game over!

0:16:32 > 0:16:36What are we going to do? KIDS: Pod mod!

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Yes! Use our pod mod, the rubber bumpers!

0:16:39 > 0:16:45Hang on, Kaboodle. We're in for a bumpy ride!

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Yay! We're through! And look!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52There's the shortcut.

0:16:56 > 0:17:01One knock from those cars and I could get a hair out of place!

0:17:01 > 0:17:06What do we need? CHILDREN: Pod mod!

0:17:06 > 0:17:10Of course! Our pod mod balloons!

0:17:18 > 0:17:22Pip, we'll use that shortcut next time around.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26So I'll have more time to smile at the finish.

0:17:31 > 0:17:37- This is fun, eh, Snout?- Ooh! - Come on! Dodging is my middle name!

0:17:37 > 0:17:41You don't have a middle name!

0:17:41 > 0:17:45Team Twist is making up lost time. Is Team Kit too far ahead?

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Wow! The Hall of Mirrors!

0:17:51 > 0:17:55Amazing! Terrific! Brilliant!

0:17:55 > 0:17:58I wonder what Ninki would make of these mirrors!

0:17:58 > 0:18:03- Pip, we're going the wrong way! - Rrr!

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Let's leave Ninki to float.

0:18:06 > 0:18:12Team Twist's starting to climb the Faster-Than-Moster Roller Coaster!

0:18:17 > 0:18:21- You opened your eyes in time, Snout! - Oh, good.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Huh? Oooh!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Time for the end-of-lap recap!

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Twist and Snout are on lap two. Team Kit are...

0:18:31 > 0:18:35- Amazing. Terrific. Brilliant. - ..still in the Hall of Mirrors.

0:18:35 > 0:18:41- Team Ninki are... - Still going the wrong way.

0:18:41 > 0:18:46Will teams Ninki and Kit find a way to win the race? Keep ker-watching!

0:18:46 > 0:18:51- Can we go now, Kaboodle? - Amazing. Terrific. Brilliant.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Some shortcut THAT was!

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Pip, we can't keep floating for ever.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Time to go down below.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Uh-oh.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Ninki and Kit are back in the race.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19This calls for our pod mod!

0:19:19 > 0:19:24- The candyfloss should slow them down.- What a waste!

0:19:26 > 0:19:30Cheer up, Snout. Press the mystery mod button.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- It might give you a sprout!- Mmmm!

0:19:35 > 0:19:42- A free ride! Let's do the helter-skelter again!- Um, Twist...?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45The flo-o-oss!

0:19:48 > 0:19:52I wish I could have some sprouts with this floss.

0:19:55 > 0:20:00My victory is going to taste so much sweeter than Twist's pod!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Look, Pip! The shortcut!

0:20:05 > 0:20:07KABOODLE: More mirrors!

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Oh, no. Not this time, Kaboodle!

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Time to practise my smile for the finish, Pip.

0:20:18 > 0:20:24Huh? I can't have a victory photo looking like this!

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Or this!

0:20:26 > 0:20:31While Ninki's reflecting, teams Twist and Kit are neck-and-neck

0:20:31 > 0:20:35as they enter the roller coaster for the last time.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42- Snout, is that your tummy? - Don't think so.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44GURGLING

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Pip, we're catching up!

0:20:52 > 0:20:56We're slowing down. Fire up the boosters.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Here comes a big,

0:20:59 > 0:21:02beautiful...

0:21:03 > 0:21:06..ball of candyfloss!

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Team Kit wins!

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Yay!

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Team Kit were the main attraction at today's funfair.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21CHEERING

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Did Ninki get a great photo at the finish?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Rrr!- No, Pip!

0:21:32 > 0:21:37I do NOT look good in a beard.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:21:45 > 0:21:50Who'll win the next crazy race in Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz?