Swimming with the Sharks

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0:00:09 > 0:00:11HE SCREAMS

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Cannonball!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Woo-hoo!

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Hi, Mr Nelson!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04It should be here by now.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Would you like me to punish the delivery guy

0:01:07 > 0:01:08for the inconvenience?

0:01:11 > 0:01:14We'll give him one more minute.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- One more minute it is. - HE CACKLES

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Boy, oh, boy. Can't wait. Voltar?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22What are we waiting for?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25We, Red Menace, are waiting for our very own

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Little Swimsy self-inflating easy-slide pool.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30HE SNIGGERS

0:01:30 > 0:01:33That will teach that snooty lifeguard to ban us

0:01:33 > 0:01:35from the public swimming pool.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37LAUGHTER

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Hi, Voltar.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Oh, wow! The water's warm over here. And purple too.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47WHISTLE BLOWS

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Hey, you! Piddle boy!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Out of the pool!

0:01:51 > 0:01:52BEEPING

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

0:01:57 > 0:02:02Six seconds late. Prepare to meet thy...

0:02:09 > 0:02:11It's perfect.

0:02:11 > 0:02:16By tomorrow morning, we'll have inflated pool supremacy.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Red, grab the hose. - Sure thing, Voltar.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Not our hose - the neighbour's hose!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Now, that's evil.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Good morning, glorious pool of evil.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Prepare yourself for the most diabolical cannonball

0:02:37 > 0:02:39ever known to water.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42HE CACKLES

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I meant to do that.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Oh, my!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53What is the meaning of this?!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Ahem, ahem.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59There's something floating in my pool.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Oh, that's Jimmy from down the street.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- What's he doing in my pool?! - Gee, Voltar.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08He must have seen the blue, sparkly water.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11And that twisty slide is like a magnet to kids.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:03:16 > 0:03:20I don't care! Go tell him to get out.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22HE SIGHS

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Well,

0:03:25 > 0:03:31- what did he say?- He said, "No." - What do you mean, "He said, 'No'"?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33"No" wasn't even an option.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34I'm sorry, Voltar.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Did you use your...angry voice?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40You know I hate using my angry voice.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41HE GROWLS

0:03:41 > 0:03:44I have just the thing, Voltar.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Presenting the bazooka.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49HE CACKLES

0:04:02 > 0:04:04HE SIGHS

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Huh? No, no, no!

0:04:06 > 0:04:11Don't feed it. That will only encourage it to stay.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Ohh, never mind.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I'll do it myself.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Ah, yeah.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21You, there. Yes, you!

0:04:21 > 0:04:24I, the great and evil Voltar,

0:04:24 > 0:04:28demand that you get out of my pool.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Whoa. He's tough.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48I told you.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Um, no, you didn't.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Well, I meant to.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55If only we had a vicious attack beast.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57A creature so fierce,

0:04:57 > 0:05:01it would make that pool-moocher quake in his trunks.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03IT ROARS

0:05:03 > 0:05:06I've got it. We'll get a shark.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08HE CACKLES

0:05:15 > 0:05:17OK, men, move quick,

0:05:17 > 0:05:21and watch out for mermaids.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24What's that, Doktor Frogg?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26My shark detector.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28It's working.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31There! In that cave.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Excellent.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34HE CACKLES

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Now, get in there. And Frogg,

0:05:36 > 0:05:37I want a ferocious one

0:05:37 > 0:05:40with no less that three rows of pointy teeth.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Yes, Voltar.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48HE SCREAMS

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Well, where's my shark?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Don't make me go back in there, Voltar.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Ooh, can I try, Voltar?

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Here, sharky, sharky, sharky.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03THUMPING >

0:06:05 > 0:06:07I got one.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- And it's a whopper!- Good work, Red.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14Tomorrow, Voltar will swim in peace.

0:06:14 > 0:06:19Back again, I see.

0:06:19 > 0:06:25Little do you know, urchin, that this swim might be your last.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Oh, I can't watch.- Oh, I can.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Oh, no. Aah!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Aah!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51HE LAUGHS

0:06:52 > 0:06:55What?! I asked for a vicious man-eating shark

0:06:55 > 0:06:58with no less that three rows of pointy teeth.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Not a fun-loving dolphin.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05- Red Menace!- Sorry, Voltar. They all look the same in the dark.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08HE LAUGHS

0:07:08 > 0:07:09That's it.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I'm gonna show our aquatic friends

0:07:12 > 0:07:15who the real boss of this pool is.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20HE LAUGHS

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Out of our pool.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27What?

0:07:29 > 0:07:35That much hi-tech weaponry on a dolphin seems unusual.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Listen up, folks.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42We've got a super-secret military dolphin on the loose.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48This is a highly-trained aquatic soldier

0:07:48 > 0:07:50capable of inflicting heavy damage.

0:07:50 > 0:07:57Anyone fool enough to cross its path is in for some serious pain.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Dolphins are very smart. Maybe we can reason with it.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06You can't reason with a fish, Red.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Attack!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Run!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22We'll be safe in here.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Dolphins need water to live.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Red! No!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- What? I was thirsty.- You never know.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31DOORBELL RINGS

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Hello?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42It's just a vacuum cleaner salesman.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44THEY SIGH WITH RELIEF

0:08:47 > 0:08:49IT LAUGHS

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Quickly, hide!

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Huh?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04THEY SCREAM

0:09:08 > 0:09:11It's in the closet.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Block the door.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Yes! Victory!- Oh, yeah.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25And who's the hyper-intelligent aquatic mammal now?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Oh, no.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- THEY SHRIEK - Quickly!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Do you think we lost it?

0:10:09 > 0:10:14Back in our own pool? We'll be sitting ducks.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17HE GASPS

0:10:21 > 0:10:23HE WHIMPERS

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Hey, the water just got warm again.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29And purple.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Oh, gross!

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Victory!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Finally, the pool is mine.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45HE CACKLES

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Ugh! You can have it!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49BUBBLING

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Sorry.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Red?! What...? Did you...?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57OK, that's it. No more bedtime milk for you, mister.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59HE GIGGLES

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