0:00:02 > 0:00:04Oh, no.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06It's happening AGAIN!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Wah-ha-ha, huh?!
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Hee-hee...
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Oh.- Huh?- Ah!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36- Oh!- Ah!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02APPLAUSE
0:01:02 > 0:01:07At Rotten Core Technologies we know being evil is a full-time job.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08CHEERING
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Yeah, yeah. Get to it, tiny inter-web person.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17That's why Rotten Core is introducing the next wave in villain technology.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20The iDestruct.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- CHEERING - That Evil Stevens is a genius.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27I don't even know what it does yet and I want one!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Now, let me tell you what makes the iDestruct so special.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34It's an atomising destructo-ray.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39This little devil packs such a wallop it can disable 30 city blocks!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44CHEERING
0:01:44 > 0:01:47That's 30 city blocks in your pocket.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Boring! Gimme something useful.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56And that brings us to its second feature, mind control.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00We must have one.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Bah! Who needs that stuff?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07How about a voice activator, remote-controlled garage door opener?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Now we're talking! With one of those things,
0:02:11 > 0:02:15our garage door will finally submit to my will!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21HEYYYYY!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27League of Super Evil, we have a mission!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Obtain one of those fancy garage door openers at any cost!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Are you sure? I bet they're expensive.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Didn't you hear me say "any cost"?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Ah, you missed the best part.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Evil Stevens just said that for the first five customers in line,
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- they're free!- To the V mobile!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Hmm... To the bus stop!
0:03:00 > 0:03:01What's the big long line for?
0:03:01 > 0:03:05What, already?! What kind of loser lines up this early?!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07The Line Master!
0:03:07 > 0:03:12Wherever there is a line, I, the Line Master, will always be first!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Big summer blockbuster?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15First in line!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18That cool new video game? First in line!
0:03:18 > 0:03:23No-one can camp out longer, no-one can line up faster!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Are you kidding me?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Voltar, it's OK. We'll just cut in behind him.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Ha-ha-ha! Devious plan, Doktor Frogg!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Only one problem with it, though.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39My holographic line-bots
0:03:39 > 0:03:44already have free iDestruct numbers two, three, four and five.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48One for each colour. Oh, and one other thing,
0:03:48 > 0:03:53when the Line Master rules the queue, there are no cut-ins!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Lemme guess, you tried to cut in on the Line Master, right?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Grr!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04The end of the line isn't so bad, Voltar.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I can still see the front of the store.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09End of the line?!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13No-one sends the League of Super Evil to the end of the line!
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Voltar, we'll never be able to get our mind control...
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- Ah! Garage door opener. - Ohh, garage door opener,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23if we actually have to pay for it.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Full frontal assault, men.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Use brute force to knock that nerd to next Wednesday!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Who's Bruce Force, is he here?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Oh, this line is nothing compared to the time I waited a month
0:04:40 > 0:04:44for tickets to see Ultimo Supremo set his pants on fire.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Or when I was first in line for the Game Blog 64...
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Red, when I say "go",
0:04:51 > 0:04:52you clobber him!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Well, I don't know, Voltar,
0:04:54 > 0:04:58I mean, he really hasn't done anything to us.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Except stand in the way of MY garage door opener! Oh!
0:05:02 > 0:05:06I'll take care of him and everyone else in line.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Wah-ha-ha!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11This, my friends, is an Opera Blaster
0:05:11 > 0:05:15and soon everyone will beg for mercy!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Hardcore, Frogg. Knock yourself out.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25SINGS OPERA
0:05:25 > 0:05:28THEY SCREAM
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh! Oh!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33See, it's working!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34And it's catchy, too.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Must. Stay. In. Line!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Lemme guess, you tried an Opera Blaster, right?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55HONK!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Hmm... Ha!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Can I help you?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04A hearty congratulations to you, my evil friend,
0:06:04 > 0:06:08you and your robotic associates have qualified
0:06:08 > 0:06:11for the advanced buyer station at the back of the store!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Woo! Yeah! OK, woop-woop, oh, you!
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Ya-ha!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18This is highly unusual.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Hmm, suit yourself, buddy.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23No, wait!
0:06:24 > 0:06:28I accept...that I master as triumphant yet again!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31So long, suckers!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Victory!
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Just think, you'll never have to open a garage door again.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42And think of all the puny minds we can control.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45TANNOY FEEDBACK
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Attention, villains!
0:06:46 > 0:06:51The Rotten Core Store will be opening in a few seconds!
0:06:51 > 0:06:52This is it!
0:06:52 > 0:06:57There was no advanced buyer station. You tricked the Lie Master!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00That's right, friend. Now, stand aside,
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- we've got a garage door opener in there with our name on it.- Maybe.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08But you'll need to be in the VIP line to get in first.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11What VIP line? Nobody told me about a VIP line.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Ooh, it's got a velvet rope and everything.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20It could be a trick. Frogg...
0:07:21 > 0:07:23..check it out.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26BEEPING
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Yep, it's real velvet, all right.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Yes! First in line!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Um, you know, if we faced the other way
0:07:34 > 0:07:37it's just like we're at the back of the line.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43You're not as dumb as you look, big guy.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Wah-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Back of the line?!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51NO!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Always first, for I am... BING-BONG!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Store is open, folks! Grab 'em while you can!
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Red, get me to the next door, throw me!- But, Voltar...
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Throw me!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17In and over!
0:08:18 > 0:08:23WHISTLE BLOWS I'll take my free iDestruct now.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26As always, the Line Master is first in...
0:08:28 > 0:08:33Take that, Line Loser! I'm first!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36One free garage door opener, please.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Yes! With this garage door opener I shall rule the...
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Wait a minute,
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- it's pink?!- Special edition pink!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48That one's one of a kind.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oh, you got one!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Ooh, Voltar, this changes everything!
0:09:01 > 0:09:05With mind control and a destructo-beam
0:09:05 > 0:09:09we can truly be a force to be feared!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13I refuse to own a pink garage door opener, Frogg. Pink is not evil.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Gimme a black one!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Sorry, kid, we're sold out. He bought the last five.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I've got midnight black,
0:09:23 > 0:09:26sinister black, dark black,
0:09:26 > 0:09:30sinister black the sequel and extreme black!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Line-bots, move out!
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Mutant Pinata part 6 opens next week
0:09:39 > 0:09:41and we shall be the first in line!
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Mind control, Voltar, use the mind control!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49That's it. Frogg, you're a genius!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01I'll take that and thank you very much.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03SMASH!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Garage door mode.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Open!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17O-pen!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Hmm, maybe if I reset it.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22OK, try it now.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Open!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Open, open. Now, now, now, now! Open!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Ohhh! Curse that Rotten Core for wasting my time!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39This thing is useless!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42It has a built-in letter opener.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Really?! I've always wanted one of those.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Someday, men, in the near or distant future,
0:10:51 > 0:10:54we will get a letter and when that letter arrives,
0:10:54 > 0:10:58oh, it shall be opened.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Yay!- Oh!
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