0:00:02 > 0:00:04Behold! The mighty Voltarsaurus Rex!
0:00:04 > 0:00:05CHICKEN CLUCKS
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Easy, big fella...
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Nice doggie...
0:00:11 > 0:00:12CHICKEN CLUCKS LOUDLY
0:00:12 > 0:00:16OK, Voltar. Stay calm.
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Yes!
0:00:18 > 0:00:23The stupid beast is no match for the super villainous mind of Volt...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24HE GASPS FOR BREATH
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Red, Doktor Frogg! Help me!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37# League Of Super Evil
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# League Of Super Evil. #
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Mwa-ha-ha...
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Mwa-ha-ha...
0:01:16 > 0:01:21It wasn't funny the first 200 times you did it either!
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Here's a thought!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27If you really want to do something evil,
0:01:27 > 0:01:31why don't you come up with a plan to, say, oh I don't know,
0:01:31 > 0:01:32RULE THE EARTH?
0:01:32 > 0:01:38Oh! It says here in my book that dinosaurs once ruled the earth!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Rrrr! Rrrr!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42That's the spirit, Red!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45We'll get a dinosaur!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Except you can't! They're extinct!
0:01:48 > 0:01:53Don't bore me with the details. Can't you do something sciency?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Well, we could always use
0:01:55 > 0:01:58my experimental Clone-O-Tron 9000 machine!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Just think! With an actual dinosaur,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05we can change the course of human history!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Imagine the possibilities!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING AND SIRENS ARE HEARD
0:02:11 > 0:02:17Yes, Frogg! No lawn ornament will be safe from our vengeance!
0:02:17 > 0:02:22Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24That's one way to use it.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# League of Super Evil. #
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Oh, boy! The Natural History Museum!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33This isn't a field trip, Red Menace.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36We're here on an important mission!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Why are we here again, Frogg?
0:02:38 > 0:02:43To borrow a dinosaur bone and use its DNA to make our clone!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Then we can rule the earth!
0:02:46 > 0:02:50And grind those lame garden ornaments into dust! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Everyone! Follow me!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57The sign says this way to the dinosaurs.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59If you had any sense of history,
0:02:59 > 0:03:04you'd know that the prehistoric creatures should be over here!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09With the pioneers?!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Everybody knows cowboys use dinosaurs
0:03:12 > 0:03:14to pull their stage-coaches!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18And, let's not forget dino's distant cousin - the mummy!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22It's just history, Frogg.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24You see these ancient Greeks?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Without the past,
0:03:26 > 0:03:30they never could have built that first fire on the moon!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32But that's a caveman
0:03:32 > 0:03:35and they weren't around with the dinosaurs either!
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Of course they were!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Who do you think taught the T-Rex to sing and dance?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Not that wooly mammoth!
0:03:41 > 0:03:46By the way, nice job you did with the printing press, big fella.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48WHAT? You know nothing about history!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- We're never going to find...- The...
0:03:51 > 0:03:54dinosaur room!
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Told ya!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57It's just like the dino in my book!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59But bonier.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Hey! No flash photography!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06You!
0:04:06 > 0:04:07ALL: You!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13So...we meet again, Justice Gene.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18Oh, no. It's not Justice Gene anymore. It's Museum Gene -
0:04:18 > 0:04:20night watchman.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22PIN DROPS
0:04:22 > 0:04:24THE LAUGH
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Sure, you're laughing now, but soon,
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I'll work my way up to day watchman. THEY SNIGGER
0:04:33 > 0:04:34And then...
0:04:34 > 0:04:37after a few remedial summer school courses,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I'll be a fully-fledged superhero.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43ALARM RINGS
0:04:43 > 0:04:46It's past six o'clock. Museum's closed.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Please head for the nearest exit. You!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54No fondling the fossils. Out!
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- Voltar, we need that bone. - Not to worry, Dr Frogg.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04What this superhero wannabe doesn't realise
0:05:04 > 0:05:07is he's dealing with an evil mastermind.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09HE SIGHS
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Huh? Wha...? Who's there?
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Hey, where d'you go?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Where...? Where are you?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Wha...? No touching!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Get away from my dinner!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36That's it.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38You've left me no choice
0:05:38 > 0:05:41but to physically eject you from the premises.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Huh? I know someone's there - I felt you tap me.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49WAAHH!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56OK, everyone. I know you're in here. Freeze!
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Hmm.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17Sure is weird how the eyes in these displays seem to follow you.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Huh? Eek!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26IT BELCHES
0:06:32 > 0:06:38Aha! I knew ancient Greeks didn't have marshmallows on the moon.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42I'll have to strike fast. They'll never see it coming.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Waaahh!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Huh?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Ha-ha. Take that rule-breaker!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52What do you want, one of these right here?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Go, Gene. You got that mannequin where you want him.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Hold on. Oh, boy. Hey, wait.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02One, two, three... Winner!
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Red!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06We've got dinosaur bones to borrow.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Oh, right.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Ughh!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Hey!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13No running in the museum.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Wait a second. They're after the dino-bones.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Well, not on my watch.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Rematch, later.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Yes, once again, the league of...
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Where'd it go?- Voltar? I gotta go to the bathroom
0:07:32 > 0:07:35You don't need my permission. We've been over this.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40No, Voltar, I can't. The bathroom's all filled up with bones.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Yes. We've done it.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Not so fast, evil-doers!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Thanks to Museum Gene, you won't be stealing any bones today.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52ALL: Ooh!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Oh, impressive!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00We just wanted to borrow a tiny bone,
0:08:00 > 0:08:03but you dismantled an entire exhibit.
0:08:03 > 0:08:09They really frown on superheroes doing things like that, you know.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Wha...? No. Now, wait, I...
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I was just trying to help and then I, uh...
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oh, no. What have I done?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24I'll never make day watchman now, let alone superhero.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Ha!
0:08:26 > 0:08:31You've gotta help me. I'll do anything. ANYTHING!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Anything?
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Anything.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Will you calibrate our lasers?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Eat worms? Dig to the earth's centre?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Pick fleas out of Doomageddon's favourite blanket?
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Put new batteries in our clock radio? Buy us a flying monkey?
0:08:47 > 0:08:52- And give us back rubs while cheering our supreme evilness?- Voltar?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Dinosaur bone?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Wha...? Oh, right.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59And don't forget to give us a dinosaur bone.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Oh, fine, but only a small one.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08Can we get started on rebuilding that skeleton before I get fired?
0:09:17 > 0:09:21I don't know, Voltar. It doesn't look like the book.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23HE PLAYS A TUNE
0:09:23 > 0:09:25It's PERFECT!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Oh, I owe you guys big time.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32That's right. You do.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Now, aren't you forgetting something?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh...!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Boy, you're really tense.- Not that!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45The bone.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Huh? Oh.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Yes! Victory is ours!
0:09:54 > 0:09:55HE CACKLES
0:09:55 > 0:10:00Pretty snazzy jazzy.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Pretty slick, huh?
0:10:08 > 0:10:13And take your leftovers with you.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Now, we shall release a new history of evil
0:10:17 > 0:10:19upon the world.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21HE CACKLES
0:10:31 > 0:10:33CLUCKING
0:10:33 > 0:10:35You what?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38He's so cute.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Step aside as we set off to rule...
0:10:42 > 0:10:44the world!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47How did this happen?
0:10:49 > 0:10:50SOBBING
0:10:50 > 0:10:52One, two, three, four...
0:10:52 > 0:10:56I thought this was a five-piece chicken meal.
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