0:00:04 > 0:00:06Eat my dust!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Deploy the speed boosters, Red Menace.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Ha-ah! Victory! In your face, slow pokes!
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Whoa! Ah!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:01:02 > 0:01:07At long last, a sinister machine worthy enough to call our own!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Now, that's what I call an upgrade!
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- Wow!- I'm just glad to have it back on the road.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18You have no idea how dangerous it is riding the city bus...
0:01:29 > 0:01:34It's time to unleash this evil ride on the neighbours.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Men, I propose we back the V-Mobile into the driveway,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39turn up the radio to full blast,
0:01:39 > 0:01:43and set off all the neighbours' car alarms!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Maybe after, can we take it out and race someone?
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Fuzzy dice and flame decals make anything go faster!
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Yeah, whatever, Red...
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Wait a minute, forget the car alarms.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56I've got an even better idea!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Let's take it out and race someone!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Whoo-hoo!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02I'll get my helmet and knee-pads.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Can we race her?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Too slow, too grey, too wrinkly.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Or her?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Too young, too sweet, too freckly.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Ooh!- Too slimy, too legless, too...dirty.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25If you'd stop being so picky, we'd be racing already.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28There's gotta be someone in this town worthy enough
0:02:28 > 0:02:31to race against the V-Mobile extreme!
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! What about that guy?
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Flame decals...
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Must be fast.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Can I help you?
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Yes. You can help me... by eating my dust!
0:02:55 > 0:02:56HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:03:01 > 0:03:06Um, maybe you didn't hear me? I said, EAT MY DUST!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Eh, what's the matter?! Why won't you race me?!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Do you know who I am?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I think I have an idea.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I am Doom Driver!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30For centuries, I have rid the streets of renegade racers,
0:03:30 > 0:03:34by challenging them with my dreaded Doom Mobile.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Winner gets the loser's ride.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41And I never lose.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43HE YAWNS LOUDLY
0:03:43 > 0:03:48That's because you've never raced against the V-Mobile Extreme!
0:03:48 > 0:03:54Now, Voltar, please don't upset the very menacing, un-dead racer.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Race? You? Ha! Perhaps some other time.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02But don't you want to rid the streets of our dangerous racing nightmare?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Look, I'm gonna level with you.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I have loads of chores to do for Mrs Driver today...
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I can't waste my time racing against a bunch of...
0:04:11 > 0:04:13whatever you are...
0:04:13 > 0:04:15in a golf cart, OK?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19GOLF CART?! Mark my words, Doom Driver,
0:04:19 > 0:04:24by this days end, you will race the League Of Super Evil!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Hum-ha-la-hum-hum-hum...
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Wha...?!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Race me!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I'd like to make a deposit, please.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47And I'd like you to...RACE ME!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Whoa!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Grr...
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I'm just grabbing a bite, sweetie.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56See you in a bit...
0:04:56 > 0:04:59No, I love you more! Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I do, mwah!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Race me!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Aargh!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Eh... Hey!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Grr!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Fine! We'll race.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Anything to get you to stop bothering me.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Thank you!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Come, Red Menace, our work is done.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Try the creme brulee, it's divine!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35The rules of this race of the doomed are simple -
0:05:35 > 0:05:38first one around the block and back is the victor,
0:05:38 > 0:05:39and if I win, I claim your ride.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44Well, I guess that means I get yours when I win.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Yeah. Sure... Whatever.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02The race is over. I am victorious, your loss will cost you dearly,
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- yada, yada, yada...- We lost?!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08We're gonna lose the V-Mobile?!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11You mean your golf cart?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12You can keep it.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16You know, like I'd want that slow piece of junk.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23We get to keep the V-Mobile!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27And I don't have to ride the bus!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Voltar...?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39CURSE THAT DOOM DRIVER!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42What's wrong with the V-Mobile Extreme? Hmm?!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Not COOL enough for Doom Driver to take from us?!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, oh we'll show him. I want a re-match!
0:06:47 > 0:06:52But this time we'll make the V-Mobile so cool that when we lose,
0:06:52 > 0:06:54he'll have to take it from us!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Yeah, but... But, Voltar...
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I want you to turn it into the coolest,
0:06:58 > 0:07:02most awesomest losing vehicle the world has ever seen!
0:07:02 > 0:07:07The V-Mobile Super-Duper Extreme!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17ENGINE ROARS
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Whoa.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Turbojet engines,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23scoop and close double pumper carburettor,
0:07:23 > 0:07:26grass skirt luau girl on the dashboard!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29What's the matter, Doom Driver?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Never seen a sweet-looking ride before?
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Ahem... I'm gonna have to race you for it.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Oh, you're on, Doom Driver.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42And may the best ride lose.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53The rules of this race of the doomed are simple...
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Hey! I wasn't done my pre-race speech!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Look at her go!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13We're doing great. We're gonna win!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14WHAT?! No...
0:08:16 > 0:08:18We can't win... Aargh!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Yes - Yes we can!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42We need to start losing, and fast!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Good boy, Doomageddon!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Let's wreck this ride.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Don't make me ride the bus.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I wanna win!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Oh!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28He's catching up, Voltar.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Keep it up, guys, we're slowing down!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Please win, please win!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Sorry, Frogg, not today.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Yes! The race is over.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I, Doom Driver, am victorious.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Your loss will cost you dearly, and that...- Lost!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04We lost! Whoo-hoo!
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Yeah!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- What?!- In your face, Doom Driver!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Ooh. Hurrah.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Then I guess I'll be taking what's mine.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24The rest, you can keep.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Oh, that's right, Doom Driver - you know you won our cool upgrade!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ha-HA!
0:10:34 > 0:10:40Gentlemen, we lost. We were crushed, defeated. I CLAIM VICTORY!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:10:41 > 0:10:46And best of all, I won't have to ride the public bus!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Ha-ha-ha... Eek!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Ha-ha... Nice, Doomy...
0:10:59 > 0:11:01No!
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