0:00:02 > 0:00:03Ha-ha! OK, here's one.
0:00:03 > 0:00:04Knock, knock.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06- Who's there?- Evil!
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- Evil who?- Knock, knock.- Who's there?
0:00:08 > 0:00:09- Evil!- Evil who?
0:00:09 > 0:00:11- Knock, knock!- Who's there?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Evil!- Evil, who?- Knock, knock!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18Argh! Is it too much to ask that you finish the infernal joke, already?!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- Knock, knock!- Who's there?- Evil! - Evil who?
0:00:21 > 0:00:22- Knock, knock!- Aaargh!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Aaaargh!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27MEOW! Boy, that really is evil.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Knock, knock!- Who's there?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Wah-ha-ha...huh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Hee-hee...
0:00:33 > 0:00:34- Ah!- Huh?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Ah!- Ooh!- Aah!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06HE SNORES
0:01:12 > 0:01:13No! Don't hurt me!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- ALARM RINGS - Yikes!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21No, no, no, no. Ssh, quiet, quiet!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Phew!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- CLANG! - Oh, no. They heard!
0:01:30 > 0:01:31MEOW!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Huh! Oh, no!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Good morning!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Ha! You'll never catch me!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Doomageddon, he's on the move!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58There's no frog in here!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Ooh... OK, you caught me.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10I beg you, please, make it quick and painless.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Happy birthday, Doktor Frogg!- Aargh!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Er, yeah, yeah, happy birthday, Frogg.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Will you keep it down? I'm trying to watch Slime Snail Smackdown.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27That's fine by me. I'm going back to my lab,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30where I can wait out this miserable day in peace.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33What about your fun birthday party?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Fun?! It's never fun!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Every year's the same thing.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Pain, humiliation
0:02:41 > 0:02:44and ruin.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49That's because I've never been in charge of planning your party.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51In fact...
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- this will be my next mission! - Oh, no.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59I, the great Voltar, will plan for you
0:02:59 > 0:03:03the most stupendously evil birthday party in history.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07And you, my friend, will have fun!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Yay!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18As you can see, Frogg, except for the money,
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I've spared no expense for your birthday.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Now go pin that tail on the donkey.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27You know how I feel about blindfolds.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Whoa...
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Argh!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oooooh!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Look to the left, Frogg!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44I mean right! To your right!
0:03:44 > 0:03:48That's it, Doktor Frogg. You're right on target.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51I have a bad feeling about this.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Oh, no!
0:03:57 > 0:04:02What's the challenge in pinning the tail on a picture of a donkey?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05FROGG SCREAMS
0:04:10 > 0:04:15It's called Smack-A-Mole. As soon as anything pops out of the hole,
0:04:15 > 0:04:16you whack it.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21- You didn't get real moles for this game, did you?- Frogg!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I am insulted.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Anyone can hit a blind rodent.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Argh!
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Phew.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40FROGG SCREAMS
0:04:44 > 0:04:48So I got a giant mutant mole who can see.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Wow, high score!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oh, come on, Frogg. It's just a birthday cake.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Red baked it himself.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09What flavour is this?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12My favourite - liver.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18FROGG VOMITS
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I don't think he's having any fun, Voltar.
0:05:21 > 0:05:28He will, Red. This will soon be a birthday none of us will forget!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Is this really necessary?
0:05:34 > 0:05:39Not to worry, Frogg. Fun is now guaranteed.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41HONK!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I love clowns!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Voltar, no. You're making a huge mistake.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Whatever you do, do not wind it up.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00All right, Red! Wind it up!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05CLOWN LAUGHS
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Is someone havin' a birthday?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Hello, birthday boy!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23I hope you're ready for a big birthday surprise!
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Say che...
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Oh. Oh.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36What kind of robot birthday clown is this?
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Put some muscle in it, Red! - Wait, wait!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45RED GRUNTS
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Uh-oh.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51..Cheese!
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Now let's kick this birthday bash into high gear.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Run! Run away while you still can!
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- Hey! What gives?- Voltar, we need to get away, trust me.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Who's up for a game of Smack-A-Voltar?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Voltar, what were you thinking?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Chuckles was not designed for fun.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46When I was a kid, I built him to ruin
0:07:46 > 0:07:51all the neighbourhood birthday parties I never got invited to.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53SCREAMING
0:07:56 > 0:07:59'It was my first invention.
0:07:59 > 0:08:05'My greatest triumph, until my own creation turned on me.'
0:08:10 > 0:08:14I've had him buried in my lab ever since.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24You can't run from fun!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26RED LAUGHS
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Oh, you like to laugh, do ya? Well, put it here, pal.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40All right, clowny. That's enough.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45The great Voltar is in charge of this party and you're ruining it!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Hey, look. It's a giraffe.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55OK, birthday boy,
0:08:55 > 0:09:00time for your birthday surprise!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02No, it's OK, really.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- I don't need anything. - Go ahead, open it.
0:09:06 > 0:09:13All right, but only if you close your eyes and count to 10.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Ooh, games! I love games!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20OK. One, two...
0:09:20 > 0:09:24three, four, five...
0:09:24 > 0:09:30Oh, don't you want your... special present?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh, yeah!
0:09:35 > 0:09:40We'll never escape. I built him to be relentless.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Oh, I just know you're angling for a present.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46No, thank you.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Oh, hey, maybe you could use a hand.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Here, allow me.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Now, make a wish.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Don't tell anyone or it won't come true.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14FROGG BLOWS
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Wow! Whaddya know? Midnight!
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Guess it's not your birthday anymore.- Phew.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Oh, well. See you next year, kids.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32CHUCKLES GIGGLES
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Hang on a minute, if it's past midnight...
0:10:36 > 0:10:40that means TODAY is TOMORROW.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Happy birthday, Voltar!
0:10:44 > 0:10:49Oh, Red. You remembered!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Frogg, you bake the cake.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Did I hear it was somebody's birthday?
0:10:59 > 0:11:00No!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Email subtitling@bbc.co.uk