Injustice Gene

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06What did I say about playing with

0:00:06 > 0:00:11- our Evil Uncatchable Flying Disc Of Doom inside the house?- Have no fear!

0:00:11 > 0:00:15I put a self-destruct feature on the Flying Disc Of Doom!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17BANG!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19And the chair.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21BANG!

0:00:21 > 0:00:22And the painting.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24BANG!

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Oops, there goes the TV!

0:00:25 > 0:00:26BANG!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- OW!- Oh, there goes Voltar!

0:00:28 > 0:00:31He-he-he-he-he!

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Eh?!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# League of Super Evil

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Voltar

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Doktor Frogg

0:00:45 > 0:00:46# Red Menace

0:00:47 > 0:00:49# Doomageddon

0:00:52 > 0:00:55# League of Super Evil. #

0:01:01 > 0:01:03SLURPS

0:01:03 > 0:01:06You know, I really do enjoy our picnics in the park.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Oh, well, that's...very nice.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Thank you, I guess.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Hey, Henchbot, catch! >

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Voltar!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Ah, success!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28The Evil Flying Disc Of Doom works!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30But they didn't catch it.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Don't you see, Red?

0:01:32 > 0:01:33That's the point.

0:01:33 > 0:01:39The Evil Flying Disc Of Doom is completely uncatchable!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Grr!- Ha ha!

0:01:41 > 0:01:42< Observe.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48He-he-he-he-he-he!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52What?!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Let me try that again.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Sure, totally uncatchable(!)

0:02:02 > 0:02:04- GRRR!- Can I try?

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Can I? Try and catch it, Doomageddon!

0:02:08 > 0:02:10WAAAAAAAAAAH!

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Oops!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15SPLAT!

0:02:15 > 0:02:18HE GROANS

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- You were right, Voltar.- Urgh!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Even you couldn't catch it and you were holding on to it.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28A lot of good that does when you've thrown it into the yard of...

0:02:28 > 0:02:31The Halls Of Glory!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Red, go get it.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36ELECTRONIC FANFARE SOUNDS

0:02:36 > 0:02:38'Greetings, citizen.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42'How may I best heroically assist you on this glorious day?'

0:02:42 > 0:02:47Um, our Uncatchable Evil Flying Disc Of Doom landed in your yard.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Could we have it back, please, Mr Glory Guy, sir?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53'Uncatchable? Ha ha!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56'Well, that's not evil. Annoying maybe.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59'Hmm, wait here. I'll go get it.'

0:02:59 > 0:03:01What does he mean "not evil"?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04With a few of my modifications it will be.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07All I need is some depleted neutronium

0:03:07 > 0:03:10and a laser-guidance system and we'll have...

0:03:10 > 0:03:13..Discombobulator!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15'Wait just a minute'.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Now, that sounds evil.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24This is going to have to go into my Hall Of Confiscated Villain Loot!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Oh yeah? Well, we're not leaving

0:03:27 > 0:03:32until you give us back our Uncatchable Destructo-Disc Of Doom!

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Eeek!

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Yikes, the Halls Of Glory security defences!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Run away!

0:03:44 > 0:03:51Oh, I sure did like that Uncatchable Evil Flying Disc Of Doom.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55I guess we have no choice but to sneak into the Halls Of Glory

0:03:55 > 0:03:59to get all that gloriously evil villain loot!

0:03:59 > 0:04:00That's the spirit, Frogg.

0:04:00 > 0:04:06We'll be throwing our Destructo-Disc Of Doom before you can say...

0:04:06 > 0:04:08..Someone broke into our lair!

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Right. Before you can say, "Someone broke into our lair".

0:04:12 > 0:04:17Actually, Voltar, someone REALLY broke into our lair.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Urgh!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22THEY SHOUT

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Someone's been sleeping on the couch!- Touching my experiments!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Someone's been eating Doomageddon's food!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36BU-U-URP!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Someone's been using the bathroom!

0:04:40 > 0:04:41TOILET FLUSHES

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Someone's been using the bathroom and they're still here!

0:04:47 > 0:04:48THEY GASP

0:04:52 > 0:04:55ALL: Justice Gene?!

0:04:55 > 0:04:59JUSTICE GENE SOBS

0:05:00 > 0:05:05Voltar, our arch-nemesis is crying in our lair!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07HE SOBS

0:05:07 > 0:05:11I'm a loser. I've been fired from every good guy job in town.

0:05:11 > 0:05:17Public security officer, night guard, warehouse cop, pizza guy.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19I got nowhere else to go!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22HE SOBS

0:05:22 > 0:05:24You got anything to eat?

0:05:24 > 0:05:29The League Of Super Evil can't have a superhero wannabe in its lair!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Is that my toothbrush?

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Oh, sorry.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Maybe a superhero can't hang around your lair

0:05:37 > 0:05:43but another super villain could, right?

0:05:43 > 0:05:47After all, I'd be learning from the best, right?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51I mean, if I was really bad at being good, then that must make me...

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Really good at being bad.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56He could become a super villain just like us!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I could never be as bad as you guys.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Stop! You're too much.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Very well!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06From now on, you will be...

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Injustice Gene, probationary minion.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14You guys are the best. I'll make you all proud.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17I'll be the best probationary minion ever!

0:06:17 > 0:06:19# League of Super Evil

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- # He was so bad at being good - Ah-ah

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- # And not so good at being bad - Ah-ah

0:06:25 > 0:06:28# He could never be as good

0:06:28 > 0:06:31# As a super hero should...

0:06:31 > 0:06:34# And he will never be as bad

0:06:34 > 0:06:36# As the super evil lad

0:06:36 > 0:06:37# Injustice Gene

0:06:37 > 0:06:41# Probationary minion! #

0:06:43 > 0:06:45HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Loyal minions,...

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- and probationary minion,... - Ha-ha!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55..at 0-1100 this morning,

0:06:55 > 0:06:58our Evil Uncatchable Flying Disc Of Doom

0:06:58 > 0:07:03was stolen from us by that goody-goody Glory Guy.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05We are getting it back!

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Yeah!

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Get it back!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Wooh, that's right! >

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I like your enthusiam, Injustice Gene.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Now, here's the plan.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19We shall march down to the Halls Of Glory,

0:07:19 > 0:07:24where we will unleash Frogg's latest diabolical creation,

0:07:24 > 0:07:27the Voltarpolt!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30This Voltarpolt will safely propel me over that wall

0:07:30 > 0:07:36and right to the Uncatchable Evil Flying Disc Of Doom.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Oops.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Eaaargh!- Aaargh!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44CRASH!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Ooo-oh.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50We still have my back-up Giant Slingshot.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Mm.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Er, excuse me, do you have the time?

0:07:55 > 0:07:59- Oh, sure, it's 4...- Aaaargh!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03SPLAT! THUD!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06And our back-up back-up Jetpack.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh. Oh, boy...

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Waaaaaaoooh!

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Aaargggh...

0:08:20 > 0:08:22He-he!

0:08:22 > 0:08:23HE GROWLS

0:08:23 > 0:08:25# League of Super Evil! #

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Ho-ho... - HE SOBS

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Injustice Gene, you're fired.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34HE SNIFFS

0:08:34 > 0:08:39Here's your lunchbox, your dirty underwear, your toenail clippers

0:08:39 > 0:08:43and your all access security card to the Halls Of Glory.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47All access security card to the Halls Of Glory!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I was Janitor Gene at the Halls before I got fired.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53They even had a slushy fizz machine.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- HE SNIFFS - I really miss those.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00It's our ticket back into the Halls Of Glory!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Onward to victory!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Trophy room is this way.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11SCREECHES TO A HALT

0:09:11 > 0:09:14It's...beautiful.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Skullossus' Hand Canon!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Commander Chaos' Disco Blaster!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21HE GASPS The Cougar's Perfume Of Pain!

0:09:21 > 0:09:25The Linemaster?

0:09:25 > 0:09:30Must hoard! OOOOH!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34E-e-e-e-evil!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37It's the Uncatchable Evil Disc Of Doom!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Victory! Yes!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Sweet Flying Disc Of Doom.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Hey, Frogg!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Catch!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47It's uncatchable!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Oh, no!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54ALARM SOUNDS

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Retreat!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Leave no villain behind!

0:10:06 > 0:10:12Ex-Janitor Gene! What in Glory's name is going on here?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14I can explain...

0:10:14 > 0:10:16This isn't what it looks like.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18CLATTERS

0:10:19 > 0:10:22I think this is exactly what it looks like.

0:10:24 > 0:10:29Well done! You stopped a super villain from stealing

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- the Awesomely Evil Amulet Of Zildrax!- What?!

0:10:32 > 0:10:37I think a certain someone may have earned their old job back.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42SLURPING

0:10:42 > 0:10:45It's nothing personal, Froggo, buddy old pal.

0:10:45 > 0:10:51You know. This place has a slushy fizz machine, you know what I mean?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54SLURPING

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Oh!

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Well, they better feed us in here.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01WHIMPERING

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