0:00:29 > 0:00:32HE LAUGHS
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Doomageddon! Dinner time.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- CROWD ROARS - Uh-oh!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06HE SIGHS
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Yes!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hey, look!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12A penguin in a spacesuit.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17I win again.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Voltar!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Dr Frogg, we have a little problem.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27The angry mob is back and this time I think they mean business.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32ALL: Scoop your poop! Scoop your poop!
0:01:32 > 0:01:33We'd better get on that.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38Doomageddon's crater is attracting more than flies.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40IT RAZZES
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Red, you will do no such thing.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47The League of Super Evil does not stoop to scoop poop!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50We have minions for such menial tasks.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Ahem! Henchbots?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02See, Red. All taken care of.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04DOOR OPENS
0:02:08 > 0:02:12You need to cut back on the uranium, mister.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Well, Frogg, so much for plan A.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19It is obviously now time for plan C.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Um...- Red, I am perfectly aware that I skipped plan B.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26That is because plan C stands for...chilli!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Which is what we're having for lunch.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31But what about Doomageddon's mess,
0:02:31 > 0:02:34the neighbours and the radioactive flies
0:02:34 > 0:02:36and all the other...?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Fine! Frogg? Figure something out.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Oh, we could try out my newest prototype -
0:02:42 > 0:02:44cloning machine.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Entrada!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Aah!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Um, it still needs some fine tuning.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Ow!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Now, all I need are some DNA samples from each of us.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14That sounds scary.
0:03:14 > 0:03:21Nothing to worry about. I only need a single, tiny strand of hair.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Who's first?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32THEY SCREAM
0:03:40 > 0:03:47Gentlemen, I give you our exact duplicate clones.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54It's like looking in a mirror.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Welcome, newly-formed clone Red.
0:04:07 > 0:04:14It seems that my fine tuning had unexpected consequences.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Don't you worry.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20I'll fill your empty mind with every evil trick I know.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Ooh! That's a good one.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27You have to show...
0:04:30 > 0:04:34THEY CACKLE
0:04:35 > 0:04:36You there, clones.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Stop wasting valuable electricity with your tacky back-lighting.
0:04:42 > 0:04:48Now you inferior clones have had a few minutes to get adjusted to...
0:04:48 > 0:04:50the big scary world,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52it's time for your first menial task.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55So you take these, hurry outside
0:04:55 > 0:04:58and start scooping Doomageddon's you-know-what.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02THEY LAUGH
0:05:02 > 0:05:07Most amusing, but we have much grander plans in mind.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Taking some initiative? That's good.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13You can clean the bathroom after scooping.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15League, connect to the interweb.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Identify all strategic targets and prepare for world conquest.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22No! Hold on a minute!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26I am the leader here. You listen to me.
0:05:28 > 0:05:34If it wishes to challenge us, there is another way to settle this.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Whoa! A stare-down?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41I was thinking down the lines of a laser duel.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Aah!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44But, sure, why not?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Ugh!
0:06:07 > 0:06:08THEY LAUGH
0:06:11 > 0:06:14League, we have no more time to waste on these...
0:06:14 > 0:06:17inferior originals.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Now, we must crush all other supervillians
0:06:20 > 0:06:22to achieve world domination.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Because, when evil beckons,
0:06:25 > 0:06:29the true League of Super Evil answers the call.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31HE CACKLES
0:06:43 > 0:06:48That was a great line about evil beckoning and stuff.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51How come we never say stuff like that?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Great?! It was cliche.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Those clueless clones will be hopeless
0:06:56 > 0:06:58without my supreme evil guidance.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00'This just in -
0:07:00 > 0:07:03'on a rise from obscurity, the League of Super Evil
0:07:03 > 0:07:07'has made a stunning series of evil conquests.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09That has to be a case of mistaken identity.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12'It was no case of mistaken identity
0:07:12 > 0:07:16'when the League of Super Evil
0:07:16 > 0:07:19'defeated Commander Chaos in a 3.2-second battle.'
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Beginner's luck!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23'Their success isn't beginner's luck,
0:07:23 > 0:07:27'and for a limited time their evil patent-pending techniques
0:07:27 > 0:07:30'can be yours for 19.95.'
0:07:30 > 0:07:32'These little guys are seriously evil.'
0:07:34 > 0:07:37That's it! I refuse to sit here
0:07:37 > 0:07:40while those impostors pretend to be us.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45They have tarnished our evil name for the last time.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Scoop your poop!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49It is time...
0:07:49 > 0:07:53for plan B!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55As in sneak out the back.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Hey, look. Skullossus. Maybe he can help.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Yes, it's time for plan... Um, what are we up to?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Plan D.- It's time for plan D.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19We will sneak aboard and order him to crush our clones.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Skullossus! The League of Super Evil
0:08:31 > 0:08:35commands you to crush these inferior clones
0:08:35 > 0:08:36pretending to be us.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41The mighty Skullossus is...
0:08:41 > 0:08:43tied up at the moment.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45HE CACKLES
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I command you to stop this nonsense.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Be good clones and go back to the lair
0:08:51 > 0:08:52and get scooping.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Crush them like bugs.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Crush them like bugs?! Seriously, is that the best line...
0:09:03 > 0:09:09So, that's how it's going to be? Red Menace, show these clones the door.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24You're gonna give me another wedgie, aren't you?
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Mmm-hmm.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Oh!
0:09:27 > 0:09:33Doctor Frogg, destroy these inferior versions.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37See, now you're talking sense.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Voltar, I think he means us.- Oh.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Well, at least I'm being destroyed by my own genius.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Wow, those clones lasted four hours. That's a new record.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13'Attention, League of Super Evil.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17'We are ready to surrender.'
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Voltar, we have control over those commandos and the army.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24We could do anything!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28HE CACKLES
0:10:28 > 0:10:34Don't say another word, Frogg. I'll handle this from here.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36HE SIGHS
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Like I said,
0:10:49 > 0:10:55the League of Super Evil will never stoop to scoop poop.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01HE CACKLES
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