0:00:02 > 0:00:05- No-one can stop the mighty Skullossus!- Wanna bet?
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- Let our ultimate battle begin. - Yaaaah!
0:00:07 > 0:00:10All right, I want a good, clean fight.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14Nothing below the belt, no cheap shots or plasma-blasters.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17No riding your bike without a helmet,
0:00:17 > 0:00:19no elbows on the dinner table...
0:00:19 > 0:00:23And please don't put your feet on the seat in front of you.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- Let's have a good, clean fight. - DONG!
0:00:25 > 0:00:28What were we fighting about again?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Wah-ha-ha, huh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Hee-hee.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Oh!- Huh?
0:00:35 > 0:00:36- Oh!- Ah!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:00 > 0:01:02I wanna fudgie-yummy-fudge bar!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06It's here!
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Woo-hoo!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15This time victory shall be mine!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19CRASH!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20What can I getcha, Mister?
0:01:21 > 0:01:26The great Voltar demands one fudgie-yummy-fudge bar!
0:01:26 > 0:01:31Sorry, sold out again. Everyone loves fudgie-yummy-fudge bars. Ha-ha!
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Oh!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39CRASH!
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Hmm, they sold out, again!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Why? Because I...- Oh, shoot!- Awww!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Why doncha have a tasty Tofu Pop instead?
0:01:50 > 0:01:54I got plenty of those and they're good for you. Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:56 > 0:02:01Tastes like paste mixed with glue topped with paste!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02I'll have eight!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04CRASH!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10He's always out of fudgie-yummy-fudge bars!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14If only there were a way to make them less delicious.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Well, I can't make them less delicious
0:02:19 > 0:02:23but if we swap the ice cream trucks regular chime with,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26say, oh, I don't know, my patented mind control chime!
0:02:26 > 0:02:31We could brain wash those kids into buying Tofu Pops, thus leaving
0:02:31 > 0:02:35all the fudgie-yummy-fudge bars for me, ha-ha!
0:02:36 > 0:02:37I mean, us.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45After that we could control every mind in the city.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Ah-ha-ha!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52ICE CREAM VAN CHIME
0:02:52 > 0:02:54KIDS SHOUT
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Oh!- Oh, ha, sorry.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09FUDGIE-YUMMY-FUDGE BARS!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12FUDGIE-YUMMY-FUDGE BARS!
0:03:12 > 0:03:13FUDGE BARS, FUDGE BARS!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16FUDGE BARS! FUDGE BARS! FUDGE BARS!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20FUDGE BARS! FUDGE BARS! FUDGE BARS!
0:03:20 > 0:03:21FUDGE BARS! FUDGE...
0:03:22 > 0:03:25TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Hee-hee-hee!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32It's working!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Wah-ha-ha!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35HA! HA! HA...
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Voltar! Your anti-mind control ear muffs!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40HA! HA! HA!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Wah-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52They don't pay me enough for this! I'm outta here!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00I've always wanted to be an ice cream guy!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Ha-ha! Wah-ha-ha!
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Now, let's get those fudgie-yummy-fudge bars!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12TOFU POPS FOR ALL!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16There you go. OK, yeah. Next, what'll it be, young lady?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18There's your change.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20No, you can have one of those. Careful.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28So beautiful!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31There you go. Here's one for you. And you, yeah.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Hey, watch your fingers! Ow!
0:04:33 > 0:04:38Oh, boy. Sorry, tofu-crazed zombie kids, it looks like we ran out.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Uh-oh!
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Voltar!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46This better be good!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50OK, so I was selling Tofu Pops to the kids and I was having fun
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- and then I ran out... - Yeah, great story, Red.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56CRASH!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Gelato to Soft Served. Come in, Soft Served!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08We have the fudge bars, you can turn off the charm now!
0:05:08 > 0:05:14No can do, Gelato. It seems I "forgot" to build an off switch.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I can only turn this thing on
0:05:16 > 0:05:18and more on.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Hee-hee-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Aah!
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Argh!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Frogg, what've you done?!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Ah-ha, I may have slightly miscalculated
0:05:49 > 0:05:53the amplitude of the hyopno-chime, a little.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56It will wear off...
0:05:56 > 0:05:58eventually. Ooh!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Whoa, looks like everyone wants Tofu Bars now.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06You're the ice cream guy, Red.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Do something!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I've got an idea.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Everybody, buckle up!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23I had no idea being the ice cream guy was so much fun!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I feel like an action hero!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Hero?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Ah! I mean, an evil, villainy action hero, you know.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Aaah!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36THE TOFU BARS ARE TASTY!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Get us outta here!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Aaaargh!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Just keep 'em off our tail, Red!
0:06:48 > 0:06:53In the meantime, I'll be enjoying some fudgie-yummy goodness.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Red! Wait, what, did you...- Aargh!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Ah! Maybe he'd like a fudgie-yummy-fudge bar instead.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14What?! Are you crazy? I'm not sharing these.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17On second thought...
0:07:23 > 0:07:26TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I don't think he liked it.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Get us outta here!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33This always works in action movies!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40YAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Yes! The ice cream factory.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I can restock on Tofu Pops and sell some more.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Then everyone'll be happy tofu-crazed zombies!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Good thinking, Red!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Huh?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02And since someone ate the last box,
0:08:02 > 0:08:07I can restock my fudgie-yummy-fudge bar supply!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I hope you get brain freeze.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11BANG!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Please let that be hail.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Whoa!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Foolish humans. Tofu Pops are tasty!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Woo-hoo! We're gonna make it!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34And not a moment too soon.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Well, bad news there, Skippy.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44If we don't sell six million Tofu Pops by the end of the day
0:08:44 > 0:08:47the bank's gonna take away our factory.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Mm, I should've stuck
0:08:48 > 0:08:52with the fudgie-yummy-fudge bars, like you said.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Woof! Woof!- Eh? What's that, Skippy?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Hearing aid must be on the blink, can't hear a darn thing.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Look out, little doggy!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03CRASH!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07- Ah!- Whoa!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09TOFU BARS ARE TASTY!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Get off!- Stop!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Wants ear muffs! No! No!
0:09:17 > 0:09:22Look here, Skippy. Everybody loves Tofu Pops, the factory's saved!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25And we're gonna be rich, ha-ha!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Ha! That should take care of them!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Yes!
0:09:40 > 0:09:44At last! All the fudgie-yummy-fudge bars I can eat!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49BURP!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52No, no, no! They can't all be gone. This isn't fair.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Fudge bar! I need a fudge bar!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03No, Frogg!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Your ear muffs! Where are your ear muffs?!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Not you too, Red!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Get away from me!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ah! Get off!
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Ah! Aaaaargh!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20TOFU POPS ARE TASTY...
0:10:20 > 0:10:22ICE CREAM VAN MUSIC
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Aaaah!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29BANG!
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Owww!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Well, what can I get you, Mister?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41TOFU POPS ARE TASTY!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Sorry, sir, I'm all out.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Everyone loves tasty Tofu Pops.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Ooh, why don't you have a fudgie-yummy-fudge bar?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I got plenty of those.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56TOFU POPS
0:10:56 > 0:11:00ARE TASTY!
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