The Bank Job

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Raisin or pumpernickel?- Raisin!

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Eek!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17No! Bad Doomageddon!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Huh! Ah!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24- Ah!- No! Don't touch that!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28CLANG!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32MANIACAL LAUGHTER

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- He-he!- Ah!- Huh?

0:00:59 > 0:01:04OK, Red Menace, what's next on the "To do" list of doom?

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Pick up helmet polish for Voltar.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Obtain Voltar noo-nan minty flavour of toothpaste.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Open a new bank account.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13What?! That's not on the list!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15No. Look!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18The First National Bank of Villainy.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Open a new account and get a free toaster!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Did you say "free"?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Ohhh! Not just any free toaster.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29A 2-39 atomic toaster!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32It can go from zero to dark brown in 0.05 seconds!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Ohh!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Oh, but then again, think of all the things that could go wrong.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43I've got it set on light and flaky!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46No, Voltar! Don't press that!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- NOOOO! - BANG!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Oh, this is a bad idea, Voltar.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Besides, I'd never trust a bank.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58That's why I keep my loot on me at all times.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00JINGLES

0:02:01 > 0:02:04HE SCREAMS

0:02:04 > 0:02:05# League Of Super Evil. #

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Wow!

0:02:11 > 0:02:16Hello. One Criminal Mastermind Supersaver Account, please.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20And what ill-gotten gains will you be depositing in your account today?

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Stolen treasures? Collectable death rays? Midget kill bots?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26One-of-a-kind clones, world's largest diamond,

0:02:26 > 0:02:28crystal, ruby and or brain in a jar?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Um, Frogg?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Red?- I've got my lucky penny!

0:02:35 > 0:02:40Oh, sorry, there's a five dollar minimum to open an account.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42GRUMBLES

0:02:42 > 0:02:44BING!

0:02:45 > 0:02:50Wait a minute! I just thought of the most brilliant plan ever!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52HE LAUGHS

0:02:52 > 0:02:58We get jobs as security guards? When does the brilliant part start?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01When we GUARD our way into the vault,

0:03:01 > 0:03:04BORROW the minimum deposit required

0:03:04 > 0:03:08and then use that BORROWED five dollars to open an account

0:03:08 > 0:03:09at the bank!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11MANIC LAUGHTER

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Best keep on your toes, boys.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Rumour is, our bank's about to get hit by an alluring Super Thief

0:03:19 > 0:03:21named The Cougar!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23GROWLING

0:03:23 > 0:03:29Ha! This so-called Super Thief will never get our five dollars!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- That's the spirit.- Red, keep an eye out for this Cougar.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34GROWLING

0:03:34 > 0:03:35You bet ya!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39HE WHISTLES

0:03:39 > 0:03:41If we're going to get into the vault,

0:03:41 > 0:03:43we'll need that security manual.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46HE LAUGHS

0:03:51 > 0:03:53COUGHING

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Excuse me, Miss.

0:03:54 > 0:03:59Want me to hold your camera so you can be in the shot, too?

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Uh...ha...ha.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Say, "Evil."

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Evil.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08SHE PURRS

0:04:29 > 0:04:32You're such a good photographer.

0:04:32 > 0:04:38How about you take my picture in front of these security switches?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Ha! Sure!

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Frogg, give me a boost!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Er, yeah, but I could just...

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Boost! Boost!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55HE SCREAMS

0:04:57 > 0:04:59HE GROANS

0:05:00 > 0:05:03We were just...eh...

0:05:03 > 0:05:04He did it!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Silly me! I completely forgot to give you the security manual.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10After all, you are security guards!

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Ah-ha! Work it!

0:05:13 > 0:05:19Oh, yeah! You got it! That looks great. Chin up! Beautiful!

0:05:20 > 0:05:24- Thanks, handsome.- No problem, Ma'am.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27HE WHISTLES

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Oh, my! You must be strong

0:05:32 > 0:05:39to be able to lift such a big, heavy security manual.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41SHE PURRS

0:05:43 > 0:05:45HE BABBLES

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Oh! Can't tell you how glad I am you three volunteered

0:05:55 > 0:05:57for the overnight shift, too.

0:05:57 > 0:06:03Oh! This bank's security is of the utmost importance to us.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05HE GIGGLES

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Right! We can never be too safe from The Cougar!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11GROWLING

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Men, to the vault!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20EVIL LAUGHTER

0:06:27 > 0:06:30SHE PURRS

0:06:30 > 0:06:33SHE LAUGHS

0:06:33 > 0:06:35EASY LISTENING MUSIC

0:06:40 > 0:06:42RED SINGS TO HIMSELF

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Laser trip wires?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Ha! I can do this blindfolded.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52In fact, it'll help me concentrate.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Just watch and learn from the master!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01You guys are next!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11HE BURPS

0:07:19 > 0:07:21ALARM GOES OFF

0:07:24 > 0:07:28My security guard flash light!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Oh, are you OK, Dr Frogg? - Just peachy.

0:07:37 > 0:07:42Now, gentlemen, here's the key part of my brilliant plan!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45MANIC LAUGHTER

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Huh?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59THEY SNORE

0:08:03 > 0:08:07MANIC LAUGHTER

0:08:07 > 0:08:13Yes! The minimum deposit requirement is ours!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Red Menace, what are you doing?

0:08:15 > 0:08:19- Just doing my job, sir.- What?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21We can't take this five dollars, Voltar.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23It's stealing.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27No! No it's not! It's...borrwing. Yeah...

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Um...

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Besides, this is all villain loot. It's already stolen.

0:08:33 > 0:08:38But we promised the nice bank lady we'd protect her vault.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43And we promised ourselves a free atomic toaster.

0:08:43 > 0:08:49Well...I do like toast. And if it's just borrowing...

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Yes!

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Uh, where did all the villain loot go?

0:08:57 > 0:09:02Mmmm. Looks like the calling card of some alluring Super Thief.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04You mean The Cougar?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07GROWLING

0:09:07 > 0:09:10ELEVATOR BELL RINGS

0:09:10 > 0:09:12After her!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Give us back our minimum required deposit!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Deposit this!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27HE SCREAMS

0:09:29 > 0:09:31VOLTAR LAUGHS MANICALLY

0:09:32 > 0:09:35THEY SCREAM

0:09:42 > 0:09:44BRAKES SCREECH

0:09:44 > 0:09:47No escape now, Cougar!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49GROWLING

0:09:49 > 0:09:51OK, that's really beginning to bug me now.

0:09:53 > 0:09:58And now, to retrieve our five bucks!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01HE SHOUTS

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Wo-hoo!- Come on, boys!

0:10:03 > 0:10:04SHE COUGHS

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Argh!- Give Momma some sugar!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Argh!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Ha! You'll never catch The Cougar!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16SHE COUGHS

0:10:16 > 0:10:17POLICE SIRENS

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Coppers!- And this time, you're caged, Cougar.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23SHE SCREAMS

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I just can't believe it.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27It was all his idea!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Come on! It's gotta be in here somewhere.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33You actually caught The Cougar! Ha!

0:10:33 > 0:10:37You realise there's a 100,000 reward for her capture?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Yes! Ha-ha! Did you say something? No. Who cares.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43We got what we came for.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45EVIL LAUGHTER

0:10:48 > 0:10:51One Criminal Mastermind Supersaver Account, please.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57EVIL LAUGHTER

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Victory!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01FROGG GROANS

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