0:00:02 > 0:00:03Green dragon.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Upside down circle.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Your cereal box has almost every shape.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12The Chaos Crunch cereal giveaway is as good as ours!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15And...pink flamingo!
0:00:15 > 0:00:16THEY CHEER
0:00:19 > 0:00:21It's not Chaos Crunch?!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25Of course not. All that sugar's bad for you.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28These are Flax-Flavoured Fibreos.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Oh!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31He-he-he-he-he!
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Eh?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# League of Super Evil!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39# Voltar!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Doktor Frogg!
0:00:45 > 0:00:46# Red Menace!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49# Doomageddon
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# League of Super Evil! #
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Voltar, we've been waiting here for hours. I'm leaving!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Uh-uh, you will do no such thing, Doktor Frogg.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10At any moment now, one of those snot-nosed neighbour kids
0:01:10 > 0:01:12will fall for my sinister trick.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14You glued a penny to the sidewalk.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18And when one of those brats tries to pick it up,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20they won't be able to!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Heh-he-he-he-he!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Oh, Voltar, you are truly evil(!)
0:01:27 > 0:01:31You know, Voltar, foot traffic has been pretty light today.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Maybe it's cos all the kids are over there playing that video game?
0:01:35 > 0:01:39A video game in the way of MY evil plan?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Not for long!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Stand aside, children.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48This game is about to be defeated
0:01:48 > 0:01:52by the nimble fingers of the great Voltar!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54When humbled by my high score,
0:01:54 > 0:01:58you will no longer have any interest in playing.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01And then perhaps you'll stroll in that direction.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06VIDEO GAME STARTS
0:02:06 > 0:02:09'Are you ready for the Brain Dump?'
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Brain Dump?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13What kind of a blast 'em up game is that?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16It's not that kind of game.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17It's trivia.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19You know, for SMART people?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Pah! Well no-one is more trivial than me.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Prepare to be awed by my brilliance.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Oh, this could get ugly.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33'Question 1 - What emerges from a cocoon and has pretty wings?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35'Challenger?'
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Pah-huh! You call that a challenge?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41A-hem, the answer is...
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Big Foot!
0:02:42 > 0:02:43'Wrong!'
0:02:43 > 0:02:44THEY LAUGH
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Giant robots!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46'Wrong!'
0:02:46 > 0:02:48A computer!
0:02:47 > 0:02:48'Wrong!'
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Doktor Frogg?
0:02:48 > 0:02:49'Wrong!'
0:02:49 > 0:02:52'You're SO wrong!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54'Calculating player intelligence...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56'Player is as smart as...
0:02:56 > 0:02:58'Celery!'
0:02:58 > 0:02:59THEY LAUGH
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Wait! Where are you going?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Don't you want to walk that way?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05'New high score!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07'Calculating player intelligence...
0:03:07 > 0:03:09'Triple Einstein!'
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Woo-hoo! Yeah!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14# League of Super Heroes. #
0:03:14 > 0:03:16HE MUNCHES
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Celery?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Those kids think I'm not as smart as them.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Oh, well, they'll see.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25My plan of revenge is brewing!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27I've done it! >
0:03:27 > 0:03:30After reverse engineering the Brain Dump game,
0:03:30 > 0:03:34I have all the answers to every one of its questions.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Great work, Doktor Frogg!
0:03:37 > 0:03:41"What language do they speak in Germany?"
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Germs can talk?!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45All you have to do is study the answers
0:03:45 > 0:03:47and you'll get a perfect score!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Nuh, no-one's ever gotten smarter by studying.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54No, Frogg, I have a simpler plan.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58The League Of Super Evil will infiltrate
0:03:58 > 0:04:00the local elementary school.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I will pose as a substitute teacher
0:04:02 > 0:04:07and teach those know-it-all kids all the wrong answers to the game.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08He-he-he-he-he!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Then we'll see who gets laughed at.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12BELL RINGS
0:04:12 > 0:04:14EXCITED CHATTER
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Hee-hee!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22The teachers are still in the lounge.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Frogg, Red, dig the alligator pit. I'll rig the electrified fence.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Those teachers must not leave the lounge.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Hmm.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38All right! Coffee cake!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41The kids won't miss us for a few minutes.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43But...what?!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46No self-respecting teacher can resist Red's coffee cake!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49The special ingredient is love.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Fine. You three stay here and make sure those teachers stay put.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I, meanwhile,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58will be filling the minds of Miss Johnson's fifth grade class
0:04:58 > 0:05:00with lies!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03CHALK SQUEAKS
0:05:03 > 0:05:07I am Mr Voltarski, your substitute teacher.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10What happened to Miss Johnson? Is she sick?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Yes, she is.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Sick of the falsehoods and wrong-y-ness she had to teach you.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22I will reveal secrets the education system has been keeping from you,
0:05:22 > 0:05:27like, what is the main language of Germany?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Duh, German.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Naaaaa! You are SO wrong!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34That is what the system WANTS you to think.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37The right answer is Martian.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38You mean like you?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41THEY LAUGH
0:05:43 > 0:05:45THEY LAUGH
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Ugh!
0:05:46 > 0:05:51Standing guard?! What a waste of my evil scientific mind.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55It's easy if you stay focussed and don't get distrac...
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Ooh, shiny!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59HE SNIFFS
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ugh, that stench.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's like a foul-smelling fungus.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Time to do something evil.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Ooh!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Shiny!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Is that dodge ball?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I've always wanted to learn how to play dodge ball.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23CHILDREN LAUGH
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Do I... Do I win?
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Oh, how I love primordial goo.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30That's the tuna surprise.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Well, let's make it...
0:06:32 > 0:06:33really surprising.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37HE CACKLES
0:06:38 > 0:06:43Mr MCV is busting into his house, y'all.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:45 > 0:06:48# A groovy teach tells you what's what
0:06:48 > 0:06:50# You know this from the bottom of your gut
0:06:50 > 0:06:53# Like what is wood with leaves and roots
0:06:53 > 0:06:56# It's not a tree it's a space mon...key
0:06:57 > 0:07:01# Puttin' books on your roof, boyyyz! #
0:07:01 > 0:07:04That wasn't cool - at all. Miss Johnston is cool.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07She doesn't give us homework on Fridays.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Oh, yeah! Well, Mr Voltarsky is so cool,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13he won't give you homework...ever!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Ever?!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18As long as you pay attention to this simple lesson.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22And if you don't... homework every day
0:07:22 > 0:07:24forever!
0:07:24 > 0:07:25THEY SCREAM
0:07:25 > 0:07:32Now, let the un-learning begin.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- SPLAT! - Oh! Huh! Hey!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- How about I teach you kids something- I- like to do?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Who wants to make friendship bracelets? Ha!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44SHOUTING AND CRASHING
0:07:44 > 0:07:49Would you look at the time - it's almost lunch.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51THEY CHATTER
0:07:51 > 0:07:54The capital of France is...?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Paris.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Apple sauce. Who was the first man on the moon?
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Trick question - the moon's too small to land on.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- KNOCKING - Um, hold on.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07This had better be good, Frogg.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08HE GASPS
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Now, how about a pop quiz before we break for lunch.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14That was Miss Johnson.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15No. No, it wasn't.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19It was a holographic robot teacher sent from the future
0:08:19 > 0:08:21to give you extra homework for the weekend.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24THEY GASP
0:08:26 > 0:08:28HE CACKLES
0:08:28 > 0:08:30HE GASPS
0:08:34 > 0:08:40What, this? Well, this is just a special seasoning.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41HE CACKLES
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Behold,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48the new blue plate special.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50HE CACKLES
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- ROARING - Not me!
0:08:53 > 0:08:54HE SQUEALS
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Aw, sweet corn.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01That there gravy monster did look pretty darn tasty.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Ah, well.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09Remember to weave the thread through the bead - not around.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Hey!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12What are you doing with my gym class?!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Uh-oh!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17What's going on in there?!
0:09:17 > 0:09:22Hurry up. Extra summer vacation to the first one to hand in their quiz.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24THEY CHEER
0:09:24 > 0:09:26BELL RINGS
0:09:26 > 0:09:28KIDS CHEER
0:09:33 > 0:09:40Wrong! Wrong! Yes! All of their quizzes are wrong.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Ha, ha! I did it.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46HE CACKLES
0:09:46 > 0:09:49'Are you ready for...the brain dump?'
0:09:49 > 0:09:52What do you think?
0:09:52 > 0:09:53'Question one.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57'What is the capital of France?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58'Challenger?'
0:09:58 > 0:09:59HE LAUGHS
0:09:59 > 0:10:02The capital of France is...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04MAN SCREAMS >
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Ooh, no!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11ROARING
0:10:14 > 0:10:17SLURPING
0:10:17 > 0:10:21MONSTER SQUAWKS IN ALARM
0:10:21 > 0:10:23No!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25This is boring. Let's go home.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Wait! Just a minute. The capital of France is...
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Paris.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33THEY LAUGH
0:10:33 > 0:10:36That was the right answer. If that dumb game was on,
0:10:36 > 0:10:37it would have said so.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39We learned that at school.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Everyone knows the capital of France is apple sauce. Dumb-dumb.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46THEY LAUGH
0:10:46 > 0:10:51- OOOH!- Don't worry, Voltar. I don't think you're a dummy.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Thanks, Red. Ooh, look.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56A penny!
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