0:00:02 > 0:00:05- What's that, Doktor Frogg? - This is my new hypno-fire device.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Now, walk like a chicken.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09- HE CLUCKS - This works better
0:00:09 > 0:00:11than I thought. Make funny face.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17- Now, make me a sandwich, minion. - Make it, yourself.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20- I thought you were hypnotised. - No, I was having fun.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Worthless thing.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24HE CLUCKS
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Gee, thanks a lot, mister.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06See you next year.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Curse those cute little do-gooder
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Suzy Scouts and their infernal once a year cookie sale.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15It's just impossible to say no.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17GIGGLING
0:01:17 > 0:01:19DOORBELL RINGS
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Coming!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26GIGGLING >
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Oh, you squirrel. You've tricked me for the last time.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35SQUIRREL GIGGLES
0:01:35 > 0:01:37DOORBELL RINGS
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Rodent!
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Show yourself, rodent.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Morning, sir.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- I'm selling...- What? No. I'm not interested.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- I've got a squirrel to stop. - Oh, but sir...- No!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I don't believe it. He said, "No."
0:01:55 > 0:01:58That guy actually said, "No."
0:01:58 > 0:02:02I can't believe my ears.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06MUMBLING OF "NO?"
0:02:06 > 0:02:08ALARM RINGS
0:02:09 > 0:02:11What do you mean, "He said, 'No.'"?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Nobody refuses Suzy Scout cookies.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18That's what I said and he slammed the door right in my face.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20He was a a great big meanie.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Did you bat your eyelashes? Did you say "pretty please"?
0:02:24 > 0:02:25I'm no rookie.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29I earned my cutesy badge way before the other girls figured out
0:02:29 > 0:02:31how to put their sashes on.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I did everything by the book.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Listen, missy. You're a Suzy Scout.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40You're going back out there and you're gonna sell, sell, sell!
0:02:40 > 0:02:44I will not fail, sir.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Hey! There's a crowd of people on the lawn
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Maybe they're protesting Doomageddon's yard pies again?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57HE LAUGHS
0:02:57 > 0:03:01I heard he's a giant of a man.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06Not so much in the tall sense but in the brave sense
0:03:06 > 0:03:09for saying, "No" to Suzy Scout cookies.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Well, I was there and I saw the whole thing.- Ooh!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15A witness! A witness.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20Share with us the story of how this great one said, "No."
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Uh, well,
0:03:21 > 0:03:26the Suzy Scout kid walked right up to his door and rang the doorbell.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Like this.- Ooh!- Yes?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- And then the guy said...- Yes? - .."no, go away,"
0:03:33 > 0:03:35and slammed the door.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36"Slammed the door"!
0:03:36 > 0:03:41It's clear he possesses a strength so great, he can say, "No"
0:03:41 > 0:03:43and live without guilt.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48If only he would grace us with his teachings.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50CROWD: No! No! No!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Look!
0:03:53 > 0:03:57That guy's trimmed our hedge to look like Voltar.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Should I vaporise... I mean, shoo them away, Voltar?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Would you keep it down.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I'm putting the finishing touches to my squirrel trap.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07HE CACKLES
0:04:07 > 0:04:12That flea-ridden nut-chucker won't know what hit him.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Voltar, maybe you should leave the sinister devices to me.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18DOORBELL RINGS
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'll handle this.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23It's him!
0:04:23 > 0:04:24THEY GASP
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Hey, get off my lawn.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30A test? The one who said "No" is testing us.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Are we going to get off his lawn?
0:04:33 > 0:04:34CROWD: No!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36HE MUTTERS
0:04:36 > 0:04:40All hail the one who said "No"!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43CROWD: No! No! No!
0:04:43 > 0:04:49Uh, maybe I was a little rash.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51All right. I've changed my mind.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56All those bowing and chanting in favour of me may stay.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00THEY CHEER
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Not bad, considering I haven't unveiled
0:05:03 > 0:05:05my evil squirrel-catching plan yet.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Wow, Voltar.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11You have your very own following. I'm gonna whip up some iced tea.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Voltar, this is wonderful.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18We can make these glassy-eyed nay-sayers do our evil bidding.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Keep your cruddy claws off, Frogg!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24These gassy no-sayers are mine.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28And I've decided they're gonna help me build my squirrel trap.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29HE CACKLES
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Yes, Voltar.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35He has a name. The one who says "No"...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37has a name.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40All hail...Voltar!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43THEY CHEER
0:05:43 > 0:05:46< Hey, mister.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I'm back!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52THEY GASP
0:05:52 > 0:05:55CROWD: Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59I'll warn you, you won't be able to say, "No" this time.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00SQUIRREL GIGGLES
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Back again, you little pest? Well, now I have an army to defeat you.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09You think you can mess with me. I say, "No!" Scram!
0:06:09 > 0:06:14He did it again. He said, "No."
0:06:14 > 0:06:17THEY CHEER
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Voltar! Voltar! What are you doing?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25You can't say "no" to the Suzy Scouts!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I'm sorry, Frogg,
0:06:27 > 0:06:32I can't hear you over the cheers of my adoring minions.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38You're gonna be so sorry you tangled with this Suzy Scout!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I'll be BACK!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43CROWD: No! No! No!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44No again?
0:06:44 > 0:06:49It looks like he's built up an army of nay-sayers. This means WAR!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52We are sending in the Cookie Commandos!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59CROWD CHANTS: No! No! No! No!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Imagine a world without those irksome little twerps.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07It shall be a paradise!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09CROWD CHEERS
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Eh?!
0:07:12 > 0:07:13I knew it!
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Nobody says no to the Suzy Scouts and gets away with it!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Voltar, we're under attack!
0:07:26 > 0:07:31Of course we're under attack...by tiny pests who ring our doorbells.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34CROWD: Hear hear! Hear hear!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36These are the commandos.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38They're the dumbest cookies.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Don't just stand there, DO SOMETHING!
0:07:41 > 0:07:46Not to worry, brother. Voltar has the power of no. He will protect us.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51Red, it's up to us. We've got to save Voltar.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Followers, I have been thinking.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09It is time we took my message to a wider audience.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14No!
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Mmm!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19THEY SCREAM
0:08:41 > 0:08:45These cute little invaders have taken advantage for too long.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Behold, as Voltar says no to the invaders.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52CROWD CHANTS: No! No! No! No!
0:08:52 > 0:08:57No! No! No! No! No! No!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05What?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh, no!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13At first I thought they were cute. So little, so harmless.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15The more they came knocking,
0:09:15 > 0:09:18the more I realised how insidious they were.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20The time to act is now!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Cookie!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30THEY SCREAM
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Voltar has triumphed once again!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Hoo-ha ha-ha!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37My trap worked.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42Now those little doorbell ringers will never bother me again!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Mmmm!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:48 > 0:09:50THEY GASP
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh, I've gotta have more of these.
0:09:52 > 0:09:58Red Menace, why didn't you tell me it was Suzy Scout time again?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00You know how much I love those cookies.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Um, I'll take three, no, four boxes of Misty Minties.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Right away, Mister.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13Five boxes of Coconut Chocolates. Just give me everything you've got!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15B-But I don't understand?!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18You said "yes"?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Of course I said "yes". No-one says no to Suzy Scouts.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26You're nothing but a fraud and a phoney!
0:10:26 > 0:10:31- We believed! - So we didn't catch a squirrel.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37THEY GRUMBLE
0:10:37 > 0:10:40So much for our army of mindless minions!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Mmmm!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Grrr, squirrel!
0:10:47 > 0:10:48THEY GIGGLE
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Hey!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Curses!
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