0:00:02 > 0:00:04Go fetch, boy! Urgh!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Fetch!
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Go fetch!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Go fetch!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Uh-urgh!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24GO FETCH!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- Well, hey!- Urgh!- Ha-ha!
0:00:27 > 0:00:28HE SNIGGERS
0:00:28 > 0:00:30EVIL LAUGHTER
0:00:30 > 0:00:32NEEDLE SCREECHES Huh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- Eek!- Pw..urgh!- Huh?
0:00:35 > 0:00:36- Ow!- Aaargh!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01You might as well give up now, Doktor Frogg!
0:01:01 > 0:01:06As you know, the great Voltar is the undisputed champion of this game.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08But...I'm winning.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09SHRIEKING
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Hmm, sounds like he got his head stuck in the sock drawer again.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15FIENDISH CACKLE
0:01:15 > 0:01:18HYSTERICAL SHRIEKING
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Let me guess. You swallowed a time-delayed explosive bon-bon?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Your vocal chords were affected by aliens?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- They can do that?- Oh, yes!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30"Nimron The Dark One: The Movie"?!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34And it's opening tonight?
0:01:34 > 0:01:35HIGH-PITCHED GRUNT
0:01:35 > 0:01:38A movie based on a comic book? Ooh!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Now THERE'S an idea! Will there be explosions?
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Yaaaah!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Giant battling space robots?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47GIGGLES UNCONTROLLABLY
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Red, use your words, please.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Oh, right, yeah!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52There probably aren't space robots,
0:01:52 > 0:01:54but I think there's a dragon!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57That settles it, men, we're going!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Really?!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Voltar, there is nothing evil about the movies!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Except the prices.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10The League Of Super Evil brings supreme evil wherever we go!
0:02:10 > 0:02:16The movies shall tremble in our presence! Mua-ha-ha!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Uh, this isn't a scary movie, is it?
0:02:23 > 0:02:24VOLTAR GROANS
0:02:29 > 0:02:32This is just like Nimron's first great task!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35In the comic book, he had to navigate the Great Labyrinth.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39This isn't a labyrinth, it's worse! It's a mall parking lot.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh! There's one! Move! Move! Move!
0:02:46 > 0:02:47GRRRR!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53ALL: Aaaaw!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Wait a minute, drive in there!
0:02:55 > 0:02:56But, but...that's the...
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I know!
0:02:58 > 0:02:59EVIL LAUGHTER
0:02:59 > 0:03:01ELEVATOR BEEPS
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Oh! Nimron's second great task
0:03:12 > 0:03:17was to fight his way past the Gauntlet of Hideous Ghouls!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20It's just like the comic book!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Argh! We'll never get good seats now!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25That shouldn't be a problem, Doktor Frogg!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27We'll tunnel to the front of the line!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Yes! Ok, Red,
0:03:38 > 0:03:43one more shovel full, and the front of the line is ours!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Mua-ha-ha!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Eh...
0:03:47 > 0:03:48FOOLISH HUMANS!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49ALL: Aaargh!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Um...what just happened?
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Nimron's next great task was to get past the Gatekeeper!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03What?! You mean the ticket guy?!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Forget about him, Red!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07The great Voltar has a plan.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Gentlemen, time for evil!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Goo-goo! Goo-goo!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18CLEARS THROAT Erm...one discount seniors ticket,
0:04:18 > 0:04:22and I believe babies are free?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Ga-ga-goo-goo!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Well, he's a pretty big baby!
0:04:27 > 0:04:32Are you trying to hurt his feelings?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Whoa! What? Oh! Right!
0:04:36 > 0:04:37WAAAAAAH!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39WAAAAAH-AAAH-AAAAH!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42I'm sorry! Sorry! Here, take 'em!
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Just go!
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Thanks, mister!
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Hey!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Wait a minute!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52WAAAAH! WAAAAH! WAAAAH!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58He took everything!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Oh! Now I can't even buy my liquorice twisty blobs!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Ah! Liquorice twisty blobs! Nnngh! Come on!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Don't you see, Voltar? This is destiny!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13We've made it through the Labyrinth, past the Hideous Ghouls,
0:05:13 > 0:05:17past the Gatekeeper, just like Nimron and his great tasks!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20What in the name of evil are you talking about?!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23The pathway to Forbidden Knowledge!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Once travelled, you'll be Master Of All Darkness!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Hmm! If I were the Master Of All Darkness,
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I wouldn't need to sleep with the light on!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38EVIL GIGGLING
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Red Menace, the League of Super Evil will complete these great tasks!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49And I shall become the Master Of All Darkness!
0:05:49 > 0:05:54What we really need is to find Theatre 846 before the movie starts!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Oh! The next task!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00We have got a theatre to find!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Let's...move out!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07A love story!
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Waaaah!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Urgh! Ngah!
0:06:14 > 0:06:15ALL SCREAM
0:06:17 > 0:06:19EVIL LAUGHTER
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Uh, Doktor Frogg?- Oh!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Aaah! Theatre 846!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28And it looks like we're the first ones here!
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Ha-ha! No-one can deny the League of Super Evil perfect seats!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38THEY CHEER
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Yo! Yuh-huh!
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Oh!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48THUMPING AND THUDDING
0:06:48 > 0:06:50CATS SCREECH
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Did Nimron find a giant hair monster in his next task?!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Uh, no! Nimron fought a tree sloth!
0:06:56 > 0:07:00I bet it was a giant bushy-haired tree sloth!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Frogg, I need you to create a flying electric octopus
0:07:04 > 0:07:06that will destroy everything around us
0:07:06 > 0:07:10and remove the bushy-haired tree sloth from blocking my view!
0:07:10 > 0:07:14If Nimron did it, then so will we!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Would a flying atomic octopus do?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25You never know when you need to prune, right?
0:07:26 > 0:07:31In the next great task Nimron had to rule the Cave of Shadows!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Cave of Shadows?
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Huh? Who writes this stuff?!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Who buys it, is the real question.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Wait! No! Wait! Not yet!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45We have to rule the Cave of Shadows first!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Can't we just watch the movie?!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I will not be denied our ultimate evil destiny, Frogg!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53MOVIE REEL SPLUTTERS
0:07:53 > 0:07:56AUDIENCE BOO
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59GASPS
0:08:00 > 0:08:03And this... What's this? Ha-ha!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04W-What's that one?!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07OK...no...wait...
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- APPRECIATIVE GASPS - Ha-ha! Oh, wait...no, no...
0:08:10 > 0:08:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Pfft! You call THAT ruling the Cave of Shadows?!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Nnngh! Urgh!
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Ha-ha! Hey, it looks like you!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Except taller!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30LAUGHTER Grrr! Stop that!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Stop it! No laughing!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35No-one insults the great Voltar and gets away with it!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37You will all pay dearly!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- LAUGHTER - Is this a good time for the octopus?
0:08:40 > 0:08:45Even better, Frogg - I'm going to find out the ending of the movie
0:08:45 > 0:08:48and spoil it for everyone!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Hey, that could be the Forbidden Knowledge!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Ha! You see, Frogg?
0:08:55 > 0:09:00Even on our day off we are the Masters Of All Darkness!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Mua-ha-ha-ha! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Hey, down in front, short stuff!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Don't try to follow me.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I must do this alone.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Good. The movie's starting!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Yeeees!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17HE CACKLES
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Oh, no!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27ROARING AND SNARLING
0:09:27 > 0:09:30844..845...
0:09:30 > 0:09:33300? What?! No!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Where is 846?!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38THEY WEEP
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Oh!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Huh? Whoa!- Oh! No!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Urgh!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Ah! At last!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Projector 846!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Mua-ha-ha...- Hey! You're looking at the end of the movie
0:09:53 > 0:09:55so you can spoil it for everyone!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57And what if I was?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Wheeeeeee...urgh!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Oh! You have no authority to ban me from this theatre!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09You're just the ticket-taker, usher, projectionist, rude audience guy!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11And I'm also the manager!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Oh! Nnngh...oh!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17It was the greatest movie ever made!
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Oh, you should have seen Nimron fight the giant sloth!
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Yeah, and brave the labyrinth!
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Oh, oh! And escape the cruel monster hordes!
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Or in the end, when Nimron learns that he's his own father!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Oh! I don't wanna see it now!
0:10:33 > 0:10:34My life is ruined!
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Red! You've spoiled the ending! Ruined!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Did you hear that, Red? Ruined!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45You did it! The Forbidden Knowledge has been revealed!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49We are the Masters Of All Darkness! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Swell! Now all we have to do is get the V-Mobile out of the elevator.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59I wonder if that's another great task!
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