The Henchbot Elites

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Red Menace, are you prepared to claim the moon

0:00:05 > 0:00:08in the name of the League Of Super Evil?

0:00:08 > 0:00:10Sir, yes, sir!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Ahh!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24I hereby claim what's left of the moon

0:00:24 > 0:00:28for the League Of Super Evil. Ha-ha.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:32 > 0:00:36- Hehe.- Ah!- Huh?- Ah!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Puny neighbourhood ants.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Blissfully going about their business,

0:01:07 > 0:01:12unaware that they're being watched by an evil mastermind.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19ALARM BLARES

0:01:19 > 0:01:22The League Of Super Evil emergency meeting alarm!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Quickly! To the secret meeting spot!

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Er...maybe we should find a MORE secret spot.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Ahh!

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Voltar, what's going on?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Did the radioactive chinchillas escape?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Is the smoke detector out of batteries?

0:01:40 > 0:01:41No!

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Even worse.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Steve, our next-door neighbour, my sworn enemy...

0:01:48 > 0:01:51got a trampoline.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53NO-O-O-O!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Eh, wait, that's it?

0:01:56 > 0:02:01Doktor Frogg, you OBVIOUSLY lack the vision to see how a trampoline

0:02:01 > 0:02:05could propel the League Of Super Evil to evil new heights!

0:02:05 > 0:02:10Gentlemen, we are going to "borrow" that trampoline!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14We must venture into uncharted territories,

0:02:14 > 0:02:19possibly the most dangerous place in all of Metrotown...

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Steve's back yard.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Pink lawn flamingoes. Sprinklers!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Ahh! Bird feeders! Lawn gnomes!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30That yappy poodle, Precious!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Maybe even a gate of some sort.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36There's no way of knowing what tacky terrors wait for us

0:02:36 > 0:02:38over that back-yard fence.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39THUNDER RUMBLES

0:02:39 > 0:02:43We can't expect to go over that fence and come back alive.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47THAT'S why we're gonna send in the henchbots.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48# League Of Super Evil. #

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Poor guys. They never saw that poodle coming.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Every second we waste here, buying parts to fix the henchbots,

0:02:56 > 0:03:00is a second we COULD be wasting on Steve's dangerous evil trampoline!

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Every second I spend fixing these junky henchbots

0:03:03 > 0:03:06is a second I could be spending taking over the world!

0:03:06 > 0:03:11Hey! Couldn't help overhearing you guys are having henchbot problems.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Ah, I see. Henchbot Classics.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Hey! We came here to buy two tiny screws to fix our henchbots,

0:03:19 > 0:03:20and that's IT.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25You're a smart guy, I can tell. Isn't he smart?

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Eh...

0:03:26 > 0:03:31Listen, I wouldn't dream of trying to sell an evil genius like you

0:03:31 > 0:03:33something he didn't need.

0:03:33 > 0:03:39If all you want are two tiny screws, well, they're right over here

0:03:39 > 0:03:43next to our brand new Rottencore Henchbot Elites De Luxe Edition!

0:03:43 > 0:03:45It's mine!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Sweet evil!

0:03:48 > 0:03:53They come with charging action, three pre-programmed theme songs,

0:03:53 > 0:03:58and...OH! Two free glow-in-the-dark, rub-on tattoos!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01We demand that you sell us these Henchbot Elites!

0:04:01 > 0:04:06Well, I don't know. These Elites aren't cheap.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09But for you guys, I'm willing to make a deal!

0:04:09 > 0:04:13- What have you got?- Um, er, er, er...

0:04:13 > 0:04:18Henchbot parts and these two pieces of pocket...lint?

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Hmm. You drive a hard bargain.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Tell you what.

0:04:23 > 0:04:29I'm gonna take your junky, smelly old henchbots off your hands.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31And I'll even let you keep your lint.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Deal!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Sucker!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Don't worry, guys. I'll visit you every day.

0:04:40 > 0:04:46Suckers! Ha-ha! Ultra-rare Classic models.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh, I've got big plans for you boys.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Big plans.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Ha-ha-ha!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59HENCHBOT BLEEPS MECHANICALLY

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Looking good, boys. Looking good.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Loyal minions!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Soon, the entire neighbourhood will tremble

0:05:11 > 0:05:13before our new mechanical menaces

0:05:13 > 0:05:16AND our soon-to-be-borrowed trampoline.

0:05:16 > 0:05:22Rise, Elites 33 and 34. Ri-i-ise!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25What are your orders, master?

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Did you hear that? They called me master!

0:05:28 > 0:05:33Elites! I order you to infiltrate Steve's back yard

0:05:33 > 0:05:36and "borrow" his trampoline!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38By your command.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Negative. Cannot comply.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Require jetpack upgrade to go over fence.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Eh, er... A jetpack upgrade?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Affirmative.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Jetpack can be purchased at your nearest Rottencore store.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Act now, quantities are limited.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Jetpack upgrades! They're a beauty!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Makes a good thing better, if you get my drift.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00And how will you be paying for these?

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Bye-bye, TV. I'll visit you every day.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07HENCHBOTS BLEEP MECHANICALLY

0:06:10 > 0:06:15Now, Elites, I want you to get that trampoline!

0:06:15 > 0:06:16By your command.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Ha-ha. Now THAT'S more like it!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Where's the trampoline?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Negative result. Enemy defences substantial.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Require amphibian infiltration upgrade.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Amphibian infiltration upgrade?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44VOLTAR GASPS

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Amphibian upgrade can be purchased at the Rottencore store.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50VOLTAR SIGHS

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Ooh, ooh.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Bye-bye, phoney. I'll visit you, too.- He-he!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Woof! Woof, woof!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07He-he-he.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Bye-bye, toasty. Nice knowing ya.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22NO!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Bye-bye, fridgey.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Stovey.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Last clean pair of underweary.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Ah!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35OK! We got these upgrades - jetpack, amphibian,

0:07:35 > 0:07:38radar, night-vision, lawn-ornament defence,

0:07:38 > 0:07:41BUT we still need the lock-picking upgrade.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Oh! What do we have left to trade?

0:07:45 > 0:07:49I guess we could trade in that pile of garbage.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Garbage?! Hey!

0:07:50 > 0:07:54I thought I told you Elites to take out the trash!

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Negative. Require...

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Sanitation upgrade.

0:07:57 > 0:08:05Oooh! AHH! The League Of Super Evil does NOT take out its own trash!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Henchbots 17 and 32 might have been junk,

0:08:08 > 0:08:11but at least they followed orders...

0:08:11 > 0:08:13most of the time...

0:08:13 > 0:08:14when they worked.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18We are getting them back!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Woo-hoo!- Oh!- Yeah!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22He-he-he!

0:08:22 > 0:08:27Exchange?! Woah! That's precious!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Besides, if I give you back your Henchbots Classics...

0:08:32 > 0:08:34..who's gonna stock my shelves?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36It won't be these clowns.

0:08:36 > 0:08:41Have any idea how much their shelf-stocking upgrade costs?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Sorry, boys. No deal.- Oh-h-h-h...

0:08:44 > 0:08:51No! 17 and 32 aren't just henchbots. They're family!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Oh, sure, they might be a little rusty and smell funny

0:08:56 > 0:08:58and need the occasional tune-up.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02But I'd take rusty, unreliable 17 and 32

0:09:02 > 0:09:06over LAZY 33 and 34 any day of the week!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Give us back our friends.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Please!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18THEY ALL SOB

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Oh, boo-hoo-hoo(!)

0:09:25 > 0:09:30Elites, could you please escort these suckers off the premises?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32And make sure they take their sob story with them!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36YOU can't order OUR Elites around!

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Can you?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Loyalty upgrade required.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Back to work, Classics. Those shelves won't stock themselves!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Oh, so THAT's how it's gonna be, huh? Elites!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Take care of these junkers!

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Negative. Cannot comply. Require robot combat upgrade.

0:10:07 > 0:10:1217, 32. If you would be so kind?

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Woah! Ow! ah! Ooh!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Way to go, henchbots!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34# League Of Super Evil. #

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Ah, there! Good as new.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I'm just happy to have them back!

0:10:42 > 0:10:46And we'll never take them for granted ever again!

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Henchbots!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Take out the trash, PLEASE.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54What? Stop! Henchbots!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57AHH! OW!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Ooh, you henchbots!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01When I get my hands on you...!

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