0:00:02 > 0:00:03Into the escape pod!
0:00:09 > 0:00:10THEY SCREAM
0:00:16 > 0:00:22Woohoo! League Of Super Evil - one, killer bunny - zero.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Er, make that one.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Um...12.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31EVIL LAUGHTER
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Huh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33HE GIGGLES
0:01:01 > 0:01:07Greetings, puny viewers, and welcome to Voltar's safari adventure.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11For days, I, the great Voltar, have led an expedition
0:01:11 > 0:01:13through this wild and untamed forest
0:01:13 > 0:01:15to be the first to capture a legend,
0:01:15 > 0:01:21the fierce and terrifying...Bandango!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23# Dun-dun-dun! #
0:01:23 > 0:01:24HE GIGGLES
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Wait! I hear something.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Could it be the legendary Bandango?
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Roar.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Argh! Bandango! I'll save you, Voltar.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Cut!
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Urgh, for the 37th time, Red Menace,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46it's just Frogg in a Bandango costume.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49FROGG GROANS
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Can't be too careful with Bandangos around.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Bandangos are not real!
0:01:54 > 0:01:55THUD!
0:01:56 > 0:01:57CHILD LAUGHS
0:01:57 > 0:02:01They certainly wouldn't hang out in a city park if they were.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05I want to go home. This is ridiculous.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10Urgh, if, by "ridiculous", you mean brilliantly evil,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12then, yes, Frogg, making a fake documentary
0:02:12 > 0:02:15about the terrifying Bandango to fool the city
0:02:15 > 0:02:17into thinking it exists and then yelling,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20"Ha-ha, I fooled you all!" is ridiculous.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Now, places, everyone. The League Of Super Evil
0:02:25 > 0:02:28has an evil fake documentary to shoot.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29EVIL LAUGH
0:02:29 > 0:02:30THUD!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Urgh, I'll be in the bushes.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Greetings, puny viewers,
0:02:44 > 0:02:48and welcome to Voltar's safari adventure.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49For days, I...
0:02:49 > 0:02:52SCREAMING
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Sweet sand in the bathing suit, this thing is itchy.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00And...slimy?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01GROWLING
0:03:01 > 0:03:03HE STAMMERS IN FEAR
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Wait! I hear something.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08SCREAMING
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Wait. Hold on a second.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Could this be the legendary Bandango?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16CLEARS THROAT
0:03:16 > 0:03:20I said, could this be the legendary Bandango?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26It's a cute, cuddly bunny.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Maybe a real Bandango ate him.
0:03:33 > 0:03:39That lazy Frogg ditched us and his evil Bandango impersonating duties.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43But Frogg's forgetting he's dealing with an expert tracker here.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Time to put this safari hat rental to good use.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Get a shot of this, Red.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I got the shot, Voltar.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Hmm, oh, what?
0:04:00 > 0:04:05Urgh, feeling a little bit more upside-down than usual.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09HE SCREAMS
0:04:13 > 0:04:15BANDANGO!
0:04:16 > 0:04:21HE SCREAMS AND CRIES
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Don't eat me. I'm skin and bones and metal.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I just oiled my claws. I haven't bathed in a week.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33HE SOBS
0:04:38 > 0:04:39What? What?
0:04:39 > 0:04:44Oh. Oh! No, no, no. This is all just a big misunderstanding.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47It, it, it's just a costume.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55I'm no Bandango. I'm no Bandango!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00HE SCREAMS
0:05:02 > 0:05:06My loyal smell hound has led us directly to Frogg...
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I mean the Bandango's hiding place
0:05:08 > 0:05:11where I have laid a trap for the beast.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Now to lure out the beast with a Bandango call.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18VOLTAR HOWLS
0:05:18 > 0:05:20HOWL ECHOES
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Huh? What? Oh, oh, Voltar.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Oh, they've come to save me. I'm here!
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Bleurgh! Urgh!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Red, camera.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39GRRR!
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Ha-ha! Gotcha!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Thought you could get away, eh, Frogg?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Voltar, that's not Frogg!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I think you caught a REAL Bandango.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Tut-tut, don't be ridiculous, Red.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54This, my friend, is the...er...
0:05:54 > 0:05:57all too common, North American black-footed ape bear.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00BANDANGO ROARS
0:06:02 > 0:06:04VOLTAR SQUEALS
0:06:04 > 0:06:05THUD!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Got the shot.
0:06:08 > 0:06:14Er, dinner was nice, but I really should get going, you know.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19I've got to alphabetise my bacteria collection. Hee-hee, yeah.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22SHE CHUCKLES
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Oh, just look at that lazy Frogg.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27He'd enjoy a boat ride with that ape bear
0:06:27 > 0:06:30than co-star in our evil fake-umentary,
0:06:30 > 0:06:32but not for long.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34EVIL LAUGH
0:06:34 > 0:06:35HE GASPS
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Doktor Frogg's bazooka. Did the Doktor say you could use that?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Huh? What? Did you say something, Red?
0:06:42 > 0:06:43VOLTAR SCREAMS
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Not my bazooka! I've got to get out of here.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57I'm DOOMED!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05You...you saved me.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Did I...get him?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15VOLTAR SQUEALS
0:07:15 > 0:07:16SPLASH!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Got the shot.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22# League Of Super Evil. #
0:07:23 > 0:07:25FROGG GIGGLES
0:07:25 > 0:07:29I can't believe it. Voltar used one of my inventions against me
0:07:29 > 0:07:31and I wasn't horribly maimed or injured.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35And I owe it all to you.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40WHIRRING
0:07:41 > 0:07:43FROGG SCREAMS
0:07:43 > 0:07:46My horrendously, dangerously experimental magnet planes!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48VOLTAR GIGGLES
0:07:51 > 0:07:52FROGG SCREAMS
0:07:55 > 0:07:57SHE GASPS THEN GROWLS
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Your lazy days are over, Frogg.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Time to get back to work, ha-ha!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Are you getting this, Red?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Well, I'm trying, but that ape bear keeps getting in the shot.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08What?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23You're like my own personal level three plasma shield upgrade.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Like a...a big mean hairy bodyguard.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28VOLTAR LAUGHS MENACINGLY
0:08:28 > 0:08:31You're mine now, Frogg-dango!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35ROAR!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41GRRR!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59FROGG SQUEALS
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Ha-ha!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I'm invincible!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08VOLTAR GRUMBLES
0:09:08 > 0:09:12You see, with this lovestruck Bandango by my side,
0:09:12 > 0:09:15I can finally realise my full potential -
0:09:15 > 0:09:17injury-free!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20And nothing can tear us apart.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21RIPPING
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Uh-oh. Typical!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25FROGG SCREAMS
0:09:25 > 0:09:26THUD!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I fell on my keys.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Wait, wait, wait. I can explain.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37FROGG NERVOUSLY GIGGLES
0:09:37 > 0:09:38It was all his fault!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Eeek!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Ha-ha. Hello, angry ape bear.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46BANDANGO GRUNTS AND GROWLS
0:09:46 > 0:09:48SCREAMING AND GRUNTING
0:09:50 > 0:09:55Adventure, romance, action - this documentary's got everything.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56VOLTAR SQUEALS
0:09:56 > 0:09:58DOOMAGEDDON CHUCKLES
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Don't worry, I got the shot.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02# League Of Super Evil. #
0:10:02 > 0:10:06'We now bring you a special Metrotown action news bulletin...'
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Guys, it's on.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11'The Bandango - urban legend or scientific fact?'
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Humph!
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Shh!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16'The eternal debate was laid to rest today
0:10:16 > 0:10:18'when we received this amateur video.'
0:10:20 > 0:10:21'Roar.'
0:10:21 > 0:10:22VOLTAR LAUGHS
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Ha-ha, I fooled you all!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27The Bandango doesn't exist.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31It was all a fake. A fake! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:31 > 0:10:32FROGG SIGHS
0:10:32 > 0:10:35'Yes, Tom, if we zoom into the upper left corner of the screen
0:10:35 > 0:10:38'next to the guy in the shoddy ape bear costume,
0:10:38 > 0:10:42'you can just make out the blurry shape of an adult Bandango.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46'A truly outstanding scientific discovery.'
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Ah, at least I'll be safe with my memories.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58FROGG SCREAMS
0:10:58 > 0:10:59CRASH!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01DOOMAGEDDON CHUCKLES
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