0:00:02 > 0:00:04About time, Voltar! Grrr!
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Oooh!
0:00:06 > 0:00:07TOILET FLUSHES
0:00:07 > 0:00:11- Did you use air freshener?! - Lilac Explosion!
0:00:12 > 0:00:17Uh? Can't you use the tree in the backyard like normal doomhounds?
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Aaaaah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25BUZZING
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Yeeeaaaargh!
0:00:27 > 0:00:28HE SNIGGERS
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Tee-hee!- Urgh!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Huh?- Ow!- Aaargh!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04T'was the night before Chaos-mas
0:01:04 > 0:01:06All villains were asleep
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Except for that naughty old scamp
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Kinder Creep
0:01:11 > 0:01:15So up from the toilet he popped with a sneer
0:01:15 > 0:01:19With gifts for the villains who'd been evil all year
0:01:19 > 0:01:23The fish-heads were placed under the carpet with care
0:01:23 > 0:01:28So the horrible stench would soon stink up the air.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Fools! A lair doesn't have a fireplace!
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Chaos-mas! Oh!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Baa-hooee!- Huh? Oh! Doktor Frogg!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Don't you believe in Kinder Creep? - Pfft! Of course not!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45I am a scientist.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Plus the meanie didn't bring me the atom smasher I wanted!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Even though it was at the top of my Chaos-mas list
0:01:53 > 0:01:55in my neatest handwriting!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Ah! Time to watch my favourite Chaos-mas special,
0:01:59 > 0:02:01It's A Horrible Life.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Aaargh! No TV! Life really is horrible!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Why don't you help us trim the tree, Voltar?
0:02:10 > 0:02:15- Kinder Creep is coming tonight! - He never leaves me anything!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Except for these lousy form letters.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22"Dear villain, Mr Creep regrets to inform you
0:02:22 > 0:02:26"that you've not been naughty enough to receive a gift... Nah-nah."
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Ouch!
0:02:27 > 0:02:32Meanwhile, all the other villains in Metrotown get really great gifts!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Oh! Hey!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Now THAT'S a naughty idea!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Ha-ha! Disguised as Kinder Creep and his evil helpers,
0:02:45 > 0:02:49we'll sneak into the other villain's lairs,
0:02:49 > 0:02:51open their new toys, and lick them!
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Eurgh!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Exactly! And then take all the batteries,
0:02:55 > 0:02:59so they'll have to make a trip to the store to buy new ones!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02What if the real Kinder Creep finds out?!
0:03:02 > 0:03:06He might get mad! And he knows where our toilet is!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Oh, pish-posh!
0:03:07 > 0:03:12Don't be such a Kinder Wimp! We're sneaking in AFTER he leaves the toys.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Our sewer-sleigh is ready!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Let's jump the draindeer!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Grrrr! Aarf!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25How does he get Doomy to glow like that?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Depleted nutroniam doomhound biscuits.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Wooah!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Eurgh!- Eeeew!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34It looks like we've found our first stop!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Nnngh...urgh...aaah!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53THEY CACKLE FIENDISHLY
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Rrrrr...beep-beep!
0:03:57 > 0:03:58LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Eurgh!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Oh! Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14FIZZLING AND CRACKLING
0:04:21 > 0:04:22GASPS
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Big mistake!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Not this place!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Pfft! Nonsense, Frogg!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Since Skullossus is extra evil,
0:04:31 > 0:04:36I bet Kinder Creep gave him extra sweet toys.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41What?! Where are the toys?!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Maybe Skullussos wasn't naughty this year.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Oh, please! He's the Dean of Mean!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Obviously Kinder Creep hasn't been here.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- DOOR OPENS - Huh?!
0:04:52 > 0:04:58Ho-ho-haaaa! Merry Chaos-mas!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Kinder Creep! Is it really you?!
0:05:01 > 0:05:06Obviously, this is another impostor trying to weasel in on our plan!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Pure pillow!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Gink, gink, gink...
0:05:10 > 0:05:11OK, so that's real.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13But this fake-y beard? Ha!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Nnngh...nngh...
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Woooaah! Urgh!
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Aaargh! Merry...Chaos-mas!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Merry, indeed!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Kinder Creep began firing his plungers with glee...
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Ha-ha-ha! Oh!
0:05:38 > 0:05:43- ..in what could only be called a Chaos-mas...- Splat-o-spree!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Kinder Creep?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Is that you?!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Or...is that you?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15And where are my Chaos-mas toys?!
0:06:17 > 0:06:23Yes, Kinder Creep! Where are Skullossus' toys, hmm?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Uh...toys, right!
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Well, um...ahem!
0:06:28 > 0:06:34Bad little boys have to go sleepy-bye if they want toys in the morning.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Oh!
0:06:36 > 0:06:42Aren't you going to drink the sour milk and eat the rancid cookies?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44GAGS
0:06:44 > 0:06:50Well, what are you waiting for, Kinder Creep? You know the drill.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Oh! Yummy, yummy!
0:07:06 > 0:07:11- Why, he just loves them! Right, Kinder Creep?- Thank you!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Night, night, Kinder Creep!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Now, why don't you skip on over here
0:07:21 > 0:07:25and get what you deserve?!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Noooo!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Three naughty boys and their doomhound compete
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Trying to out-fly the Kinder Creep!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Hey, that part's not in the book!
0:07:52 > 0:07:57On, draindeer! Go, go! Yee-haa!
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Grrrr!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Eeek!
0:08:10 > 0:08:16Flush, flush, flush, why the big rush?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Quick! Close the lid!
0:08:22 > 0:08:27There's no way Kinder Creep could possibly get into our lair now!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Mua-ha-ha... TOILET FLUSHES
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Uh...I forgot about the toilet in my potty bathroom.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36You have your own bathroom?!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Yeah, but it's mostly for my pet iguana.- You have a pet iguana?!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Ho-ho!
0:08:43 > 0:08:44ALL: Kinder Creep!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49You can hide all you want,
0:08:49 > 0:08:52but know this, you four,
0:08:52 > 0:08:54the things you want most?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Check the living room floor.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Waaah-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Er...
0:09:01 > 0:09:05I think Kinder Creep is leaving.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14ALL: Oh! Yipee!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Yipee! Ha-ha!
0:09:15 > 0:09:21Oh, thank you, Kinder Creep! I never got a Chaos-mas gift from you before.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Mwah-ha-ha-ha.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26That's because, until this year,
0:09:26 > 0:09:30you've never done anything particularly naughty, Voltar.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Yes! Exactly! What?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Ho-ho-ho!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37RED MENACE GIGGLES
0:09:37 > 0:09:42But your scheme was very rotten this year.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I decided you deserved a special reward.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Oh!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50ALL: Thank you, Kinder Creep!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54You're very welcome. Ha-ha.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58And now I'm off to spread some more Chaos-mas fear
0:09:58 > 0:10:01to the other little villains in Metrotown.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06Ho-ho-ha!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08ALL LAUGH EXCITEDLY
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Oh! A portable atom smasher!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Now I can endanger civilisation while I'm on the road!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Cool! A new mask!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20And with real eyeholes!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25What did you get, Voltar?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oh! It's just a big dumb book.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Wait!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35It's the Big Dumb Book Of Evil Plans! Ha-ha!
0:10:35 > 0:10:39"A gazillion and one naughty things for the evilly-impaired."
0:10:39 > 0:10:44Er...er... "Chapter one - how to turn a book into a stink bomb."
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Oooh!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- ALL COUGH - Euch!
0:10:49 > 0:10:54And we heard the Creep laugh as he rode off in a rush
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Stinky Chaos-mas to all
0:10:57 > 0:10:59And don't forget to flush.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01TOILET FLUSHES
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