0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm...
0:00:06 > 0:00:07THUDDING
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Aaaaaaaargh!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32EVIL LAUGHTER
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Wow, what a great morning...
0:01:07 > 0:01:11For evil!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15What a great morning for gardening!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Sorry, little weed. Gotta go. Say bye-bye, now, you're out!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Red! No! NO!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26NO!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Red Menace, what in the name of evil are you doing?!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Steve next door says our yard is an, "Eye-sore."
0:01:36 > 0:01:39I'm just sprucing it up a little.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Of course it's an eye-sore! That's exactly the point!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43It's...
0:01:43 > 0:01:47EVIL!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Ho, ho... (To the left, to the left!)
0:01:50 > 0:01:52(Henchbots, where's my music?!)
0:01:54 > 0:01:55JOLLY MUSIC
0:01:58 > 0:02:00No, the evil music!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02SINISTER MUSIC
0:02:02 > 0:02:04That's better. Now!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08If we want to be truly evil, Red Menace,
0:02:08 > 0:02:11we need to be...
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Erm...- Rude and...annoying?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Yes! Exactly!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Now, Red, look around and tell me what you see.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Oh! I see Mr Nelson mowing his nice lawn.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27HI, MR NELSON!
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Morning, Red!
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Red, stop that! What this is is an opportunity...
0:02:33 > 0:02:36FOR EVIL!
0:02:38 > 0:02:44And, tell me, Red - what do people want most on a hot summer day?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Snowstorm?- No.- Penguin?- No. - Swimming pool?- No.
0:02:47 > 0:02:53- Ooh! Lemonade! - No... Yes! Exactly! Lemonade!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57BUT, when you're evil, like we are,
0:02:57 > 0:02:59you replace the lemons...
0:02:59 > 0:03:00with turnips!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Making...Doom-ade.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Yo, what you tryin' to push on me? Give me back my money, fool.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15All sales final, kid. Ho-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Aaaargh!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Keep up the good work, Frogg!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27And what do kids love more than anything at birthday parties?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Balloons?- No.- Birthday cake?- No. - Uh, pony?- No.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Uh, face-painting? Clowns?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35A lot of clowns?
0:03:35 > 0:03:39No, an evil pinata!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41It looks like you!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47That's because it's an...EVIL pinata!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51CHILDREN: Eugh! Uh! Ooh...
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Filled with stinky cheese!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:03:56 > 0:03:59And now, our crowning achievement...
0:04:02 > 0:04:06A postal grinder!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12But...isn't that our mailbox?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15We are the undisputed tyrants of this neighbourhood, Red.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18And no-one can stop us. NO-ONE!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:04:24 > 0:04:26SIREN BEEPS
0:04:26 > 0:04:31The name's Justice Gene, and I'm here to clean...
0:04:31 > 0:04:33up this neighbourhood.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37And you just got my first ticket of the day. This your house?
0:04:37 > 0:04:41It's not our house! It's our top-secret evil lair.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Well, it's my duty to inform you
0:04:43 > 0:04:46that your lawn is in direct violation
0:04:46 > 0:04:48of article 35B and 66D of the UNC-double O-L.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50UNC-double O-what?!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53The Uniform Neighbourhood Code Of Orderly Living. UNCOOL.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Um, that spells, "Uncool."
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Say that again, kid, and I'll throw the book at you.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Uncool! Uncool! Uncool!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Don't say I didn't warn you.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Oh, and if I were you, I'd brush up on those rules.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Have a nice day.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Ooh!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Too fast, granny.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31FREEZE!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34That's littering, young man.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36HE SOBS
0:05:38 > 0:05:4232J. Crying like a baby.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Don't even think about it, scruffy!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50This neighbourhood will be up to code in no time flat.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Then - I'll get a promotion.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Then a side-kick, and before you know it...
0:05:55 > 0:05:59I'll be a real, honest-to-goodness superhero.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03EVIL LAUGHTER
0:06:03 > 0:06:08Oops. Looks like "somebody" left that manhole open.
0:06:12 > 0:06:18Interfering with an UNCOOL official - that's a double ticket!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Ha! What do you say about that?!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I say, "Cheese!"
0:06:25 > 0:06:27(Frogg, do it!)
0:06:32 > 0:06:36My regulation uniform! Covered in stinky cheese!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38LAUGHTER
0:06:42 > 0:06:44This just got personal.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Excellent work today, boys.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Have the last pork chop.
0:06:51 > 0:06:57Uh-oh. The rulebook says pets must be on a leash at all times.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Rules? Pah! Nobody tells the League Of Super Evil what to do.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05SIRENS BEEP
0:07:08 > 0:07:11THAT was for obstructing Justice.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Aaagh!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19And that's for chewing with your mouth open!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Salad fork on the wrong side. Eating soup with your hands.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Taking the last pork chop without asking.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30At this rate, I'll be a superhero in no time.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Aaaaaaaargh!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Oh, that Gene!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- He's so...- Rude and annoying?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49He's actually more annoying than we are.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52And more rude, too.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54That's our job!
0:07:55 > 0:08:00Gentlemen, it's time we took the neighbourhood law into our own hands.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03And REALLY break it!
0:08:06 > 0:08:073.5 inches.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Impressive, Gene!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Ha.- This neighbourhood is in tip-top shape.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Looks like you've earned yourself a promotion.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Ha-ha, next up, superhero!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I've got a good feeling about you, Gene.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24WOLF WHISTLE
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Hey, Gene!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Ooh-ah, ooh-ah, oh!
0:08:29 > 0:08:3254B, break-dancing at a cross-walk.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Organic nut-less.
0:08:34 > 0:08:3615J, selling brownies without nuts.
0:08:36 > 0:08:3998W, using a fish as a telephone!
0:08:39 > 0:08:45WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'm using a fish as a phone!
0:08:45 > 0:08:4852M, digging without a permit!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51This neighbourhood isn't cleaned up at all!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53RAAAAAAAAA!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Voltar, he's coming. What do we do now?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Uh! I don't know. Um, RUN!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Wow, he's fast!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14And gaining on us, Voltar.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Oh, I'm done for.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Just...leave me.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Hey, where you going? I was kidding!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I was being dramatic!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35I can't see! I can't see!
0:09:39 > 0:09:44That's it. I'm writing you a 75J540.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46What does it mean? What does it mean?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Whoa. Community service.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50AAAAARGH!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Red, do something!
0:09:56 > 0:09:582732B!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00What did you say?
0:10:00 > 0:10:042732B. All public security officers...
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Must wear black socks with their regulation uniforms.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Uh, pa... Well, uh...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14And I had such high hopes.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17But...my other ones had stinking cheese on them.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20It's all their fault!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23It's back to basics for you, Gene.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25NO!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31VICTORY!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Where's my music?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39JOLLY MUSIC
0:10:41 > 0:10:43HE SOBS
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- You gotta give me another chance! - Let go, Gene.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Right, sorry.
0:10:55 > 0:10:5732J.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Crying like a baby.
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