Counting on Victory

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- What's the package?- It's for Steve.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07He wasn't home, but someone had to sign for it. Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Aaaargh!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Steve next door wants to know

0:00:20 > 0:00:22if you signed for his shipment of honey bees?

0:00:22 > 0:00:24BUZZING

0:00:25 > 0:00:28THEY SCREAM

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Mwah-ha-ha...

0:00:31 > 0:00:33- Huh?- Hee-hee!

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Can't. Hold. Much. Longer!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05You must! Everything depends on this.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06OK, clear.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Yes! Mwah-ha-ha!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Victory!

0:01:12 > 0:01:18Now Mr Unsuspecting Neighbour has to mow our lawn. Mwah-ha-ha!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23We...don't really have a lawn.

0:01:24 > 0:01:29They got helicopters! Army assault vehicles!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32I knew sooner or later our diabolicalness

0:01:32 > 0:01:35would attract the army. Initiate camouflage attack mode!

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Here they come.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Closer, closer...

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Attack!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58CAR HORN BEEPS

0:01:59 > 0:02:01No-one guards anything that well

0:02:01 > 0:02:04unless it's either royalty or valuable.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05To the V-Mobile!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Mwah-ha-ha! I think it's top-secret military hardware

0:02:11 > 0:02:14that can be used to incite fear and panic to the city.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Huh, no, the world!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18They're turning.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Probably headed for a secret underground bunker

0:02:22 > 0:02:26protected by barbed wire state-of-the-art laser blasters

0:02:26 > 0:02:27and a moat filled with tigers.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Wouldn't the tigers drown? - Tigers with boats!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Mall-o-Mart?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Oh, there it is!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Curses, the impenetrable velvet rope defence.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Noooooo!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Gentlemen, please step back.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05If you want to win the fabulous Mall-o-Mart mystery prize,

0:03:05 > 0:03:07you've got to guess how many gumballs

0:03:07 > 0:03:10are in the jar like everyone else.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh, really?!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15We're going to win that mystery prize!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Ha! Fat chance, mister.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19I have calculated the gumball density

0:03:19 > 0:03:22with Kepler's sphere packing formula.

0:03:22 > 0:03:250.7408 x 4/3 pi r cubed.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Let me translate that into loser for you.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33I. Have. Already. Won.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36See YOU here tomorrow.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Bring a bucket to cry into.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Grrrr!

0:03:40 > 0:03:45Somebody just underestimated the League of Super Evil!

0:03:45 > 0:03:49Yeah, and that's really hard to do.

0:03:49 > 0:03:54Gentlemen, I have the most diabolical plan ever!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57We are going to hide in-store until it closes,

0:03:57 > 0:04:00emerge from our diabolically clever hiding spots,

0:04:00 > 0:04:04count the gumballs, put our "guess" into the ballot box

0:04:04 > 0:04:09and be home in time to watch Dancing With The Pets Of The Stars!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11ALL: Yes!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13# League Of Super Evil! #

0:04:13 > 0:04:16"Cheese wheel for food department.

0:04:16 > 0:04:21"Please leave in-store overnight and unguarded."

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Oh, OK!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Mwah-ha-ha!

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Excellent Trojan cheese wheel, Red Menace.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Euch, I could do without the stinky cheese aroma.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Um, that's not the cheese...

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Pfffft!

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Bad, Doomageddon!

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Euch!- Got to get out of here!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Where's the door?! Where's the door?!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Cheese doesn't have a door.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Pfffft...!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55THEY GASP FOR AIR

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Stinky!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Mwah-ha-ha!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Victory is within our grasp!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Ohhh, where's Red?!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Wah! La-la-la-la-la!

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Woohoo! Yay, yay, la-la-la!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Rrr, ooo-ah-ooh-ah.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Ha-ha-ha! Oh!

0:05:18 > 0:05:23Red Menace, every second counts. We can't waste valuable... Oh, cool!

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Ahem! I'd like to thank the world

0:05:26 > 0:05:29for providing me with so many things

0:05:29 > 0:05:33to borrow, destroy and pitilessly vanquish.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Mr Voltar, your evil greatness, sir.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38What do you say to the millions

0:05:38 > 0:05:42of aspiring evil children who look up to you?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46You know, that's a great question, Barbara.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I say "Stay in school, kids.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52"And slip a live crab into your teachers gym pants."

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Mwah-ha-ha!

0:05:54 > 0:05:55HE SNORES

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Ow.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Red? Get me in that hatch!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02This ought to do the trick.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Need I remind you that those things are dangerous?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Nonsense!

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Red?

0:06:10 > 0:06:11CRASH!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Yup, never saw that coming.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18A little lower. Lower.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Too low.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Higher!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Fire!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25What? No! Not fire, higher!

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Waaah!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Ow.- Sorry!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Good shooting, Red!

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Ha-ha-ha!

0:06:36 > 0:06:389,534,

0:06:38 > 0:06:419,545,

0:06:41 > 0:06:43that prize is ours!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Hee-hee! 9,546,

0:06:46 > 0:06:489,547...

0:06:48 > 0:06:50This blue one looks familiar.

0:06:55 > 0:07:00Someday I will invent a way around the dreaded velvet rope.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Frogg! Frogg!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Guess how many steps there are on the escalator?

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Well, so far...

0:07:06 > 0:07:089,548...

0:07:08 > 0:07:11There are 5,948.

0:07:11 > 0:07:135,949...

0:07:13 > 0:07:18There aren't 5,948. At the most there's only 50 or 60.

0:07:18 > 0:07:2261, 62...d'oh!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Wait!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29One, two...

0:07:30 > 0:07:3525,711...

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Frogg, write this down!

0:07:37 > 0:07:42Answer: 25,711. Got it!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46There are a lot of people outside.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53That's because the Mall-o-Mart is about to open.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55We've got five minutes to get out of here!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Uh-oh.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Wait a minute.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Can you...?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04RUMBLING

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Red!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Wha...?- We've got four minutes

0:08:12 > 0:08:15to get all these gumballs back in the jar!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Go-oal!

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Ah-oww!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43# League of Super Evil! #

0:08:43 > 0:08:45We did it! Let's go.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Wait! Our guess for the contest.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Victory!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56THEY GIGGLE

0:08:56 > 0:09:00And the automatic counter says...

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Wish we'd known about that.

0:09:03 > 0:09:0525 thousand...

0:09:05 > 0:09:07seven hundred...

0:09:07 > 0:09:09and 11!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14What? No! 25,712!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16That's not what you told me.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Frogg! You numbskull!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20But...we won!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Frogg! You brilliant numbskull!

0:09:24 > 0:09:30With the exact number, the League of Super Evil!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32CHEERING

0:09:32 > 0:09:33We did it!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36But...Kepler's sphere packing formula is never wrong.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39It couldn't have been one gumball too high.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50I would like to accept this as the public's awestruck tribute

0:09:50 > 0:09:52to our potent evil supremacy.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Show us our magnificent prize!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57CROWD GASPS

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Bubble wrap!

0:09:58 > 0:10:03Uh! Think of the hours of knuckle-snapping enjoyment!

0:10:03 > 0:10:07With one big pop, we can annoy people up to 30 metres away!

0:10:07 > 0:10:12You didn't win the bubble wrap, you won the super computer inside it!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Yes!- What?!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18I didn't sneak in here inside a fake cheese wheel

0:10:18 > 0:10:23and spend all night counting gumballs for a lousy computer.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I want my bubble wrap!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Huh! You cheated?!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Well...I, uh...

0:10:31 > 0:10:35The prize goes to Lemnear Dorkill.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Yes!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Thank you, Pythagoras!

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Ohhh.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Wait, look!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46He left the bubble wrap!

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Yeah!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Whoopee!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Hey, Doktor Frogg, catch!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55POP! POP! POP!

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Whee!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Victory!

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