0:00:02 > 0:00:03OK, let's hear it.
0:00:03 > 0:00:04GIRLY GIGGLE
0:00:04 > 0:00:06No, no!
0:00:06 > 0:00:10That was more of a... "mwaaah" type of sound.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Mwaah-ha-ha-ha...ha-ha!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Don't even think, just do!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17OK. I'll try.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21BELLOWS: Mwaah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23CRASHING
0:00:24 > 0:00:25HE COUGHS
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- Too much?- Yeah.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Maybe a little.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- Huh?! - NERVOUS LAUGH
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Huh?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01HE HUMS A TUNE
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Ah!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Red Menace, what are you doing?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Um, I'm just reading, Voltar.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Reading?! What has gotten into you, Red?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Reading is NOT evil!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16But this is the new Genius Book Of World Wreckers.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Some of the records are amazing!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Most destructor rays aimed at a continent.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Largest skull-shaped island lair.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Oh, oh! Longest toss of a sidekick.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Skullossus!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31HE'S in there?!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32114 times.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- And that's a record.- Oh!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I guess I have to be in this record book
0:01:37 > 0:01:38just as much as any super villain.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41BANG, SCREAMING
0:01:42 > 0:01:47- HE COUGHS - I see you found my stink grenade.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Let the search for the record that will ensure my place
0:01:51 > 0:01:56as the greatest and most evil of villains, begin!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Mmm, no. That doomsday device looks too heavy.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Where would we get all that plutonium?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06An alternate universe is really expensive.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Oh, I've found it!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10The most evil and vile record of all!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Mwaah-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16OK, things needed for Voltar's record-breaking attempt -
0:02:16 > 0:02:18official world records judge...
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Check.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23..Voltar holding a bucket of water while attached
0:02:23 > 0:02:25to a giant slingshot... Check.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28You expect to beat Skullossus' record
0:02:28 > 0:02:30for extinguishing the most suns using a bucket of water
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- and a slingshot? - That would be pure folly.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37That's why I'm taking sun screen!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Let's go! I've got my first sun to extinguish!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Here we go!
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Hee! Aha!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Darkness.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53The Great Voltar has extinguished his first of many suns!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I figured darkness would be way less bright.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Now, OK, attempt number two.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07Most cities enslaved. Current record holder - Skullossus.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11The cities of the world don't stand a chance against...this!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13HIGH-PITCHED INTERFERENCE
0:03:13 > 0:03:17People of Metrotown, I, the Great Voltar,
0:03:17 > 0:03:21hereby command you to bow to my greatness!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23GENERAL HUMDRUM CONTINUES
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I said, bow down!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30See? It's just a matter of time before the rest of the city
0:03:30 > 0:03:32bows before me!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Record number 264 - most Mongolian fighting voles stuffed down shirt!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39VOLE SNARLS
0:03:41 > 0:03:43VOLTAR CRIES OUT NERVOUSLY
0:03:49 > 0:03:54Record number 632 - most candy stolen from a baby.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57BABY LAUGHS AND GURGLES
0:04:00 > 0:04:02BABY CONTINUES TO LAUGH AND GURGLE
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Ah...
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Record number 1003 - loudest soup slurping.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14HE SLURPS
0:04:14 > 0:04:17LOUD SLURPING
0:04:19 > 0:04:21HE BURPS LOUDLY
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Ooh! Not good book full of silly records...
0:04:25 > 0:04:28impossible to break! Oooh!
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Why...won't...you...be...destroyed?!
0:04:35 > 0:04:36HE GASPS Voltar!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I've found the perfect record for you.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41And it's really easy.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43All you have to do is crush some flowers
0:04:43 > 0:04:46while you bounce on a pogo stick for a measly 30 minutes.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Pogo stick? 30 minutes? That's all?
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Well, start etching my name into that record book, Red Menace.
0:04:52 > 0:04:58Cos those flowers are as good as bounced on! Mwaah-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Hey, what's a pogo stick?
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Ta-da!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05The Self-Levelling Gyropogominator!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oooh, good name.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Very catchy.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Let me see that!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14And very comfortable.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oooh!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Is that electronic foot-massaging action I feel?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Of course!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Oh, what's this dial do?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- No!- Hey!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Do not, under any circumstances, touch that dial!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32The slightest increase in power could cause
0:05:32 > 0:05:36the Self-Levelling Gyropogominator MK1 to overload!
0:05:36 > 0:05:37And...
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- MUFFLED:- Oh, my God. Don't turn the dial.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Yeah, yeah, yeah! I get it.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Now, less peeping, more leaping.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47CRASHING
0:05:47 > 0:05:50You know it might work better if we wait till we're outside.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54New attempt - evil pogo jumping.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58You must remain on the bouncing apparatus at all times.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Each bounce must have a destructive result.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Time to beat - 30 minutes.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Ready, set...
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Y'arr! Avast ye flower lubbers!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Who is that guy?!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15And what's a "lubber"?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18That's the current record holder - Briny Bart
0:06:18 > 0:06:19the Bouncing Barbary Barnacle.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24What?! How can this maritime misfit hold any kind of evil record?
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Unless it's for smelling like a sun-dried sea cucumber. Phew!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Scoff all ye might.
0:06:30 > 0:06:36But I be here to defend me flower-bouncing record.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Frogg's awesome turbo pogo thingy against a wooden leg?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Yeah, that ought to be good for a laugh.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Y'arr!
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Ho! Yo ho!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52THEY GASP Yo, ahoy!
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Watch me. Once up the mast! HE LAUGHS
0:06:58 > 0:06:59We're doomed.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02How can my Self-Levelling Gyropogominator MK1
0:07:02 > 0:07:05beat a guy with a pogo stick for a leg?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Not to worry, Frogg.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11We will do what every super-villain team in existence has done
0:07:11 > 0:07:15when faced with double whopping odds - we'll...cheat.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17THEY ALL SCREAM
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Cheating is not only allowed, it's encouraged.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21These are evil records.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23And...go!
0:07:24 > 0:07:32- These flowers and leaves are both to be crushed, Matey!- Oh, so you say!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Mwahahahaha!
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Ooh!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Aaargh!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Arrr!
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Oh, my!- Hi there, Mrs Johnson.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56You know when the best time to garden is, right?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Later.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Well...
0:08:00 > 0:08:02'Scuse me, I...
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Oh, boy!
0:08:04 > 0:08:09- I think a cougar just wandered into your house.- Ooh!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Ha-harrr!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Arr!
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Ha-harrr!
0:08:14 > 0:08:1730 minutes. The record is broken.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21You're both still standing, so the first one to drop loses.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Arrr! You look a little under the weather, lad!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Ready to swim ashore, eh? Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30OH! Why, you...!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34'Do not touch that dial.'
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Voltar! Stop!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Aaaaaaaaaaargh!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49He-hee, ha-ha.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Aaaaaaargh!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Waah!
0:09:05 > 0:09:06DOOR OPENS
0:09:07 > 0:09:11# La, la, la, diddy oh do... #
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Aaaaargh!
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Y'arr! Ha, ha-ha har!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Aren't I to be crowned the winner yet?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Not so fast!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34It'll take a lot more than jumping out of control for ME to lose!
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Oh!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Argh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Oh!
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Congratulations, you are the last man hopping.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46The new world record is yours.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Y'arr!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Better luck next time, chum.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Ha, ha-ha!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Uh? Uh? NO!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58HE PANTS
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Congratulations!- Huh?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04You broke the record for the most failed attempts at a record.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Oh!- Now don't call us again!
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Ever.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Yes!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Not only did I make a new evil world record,
0:10:11 > 0:10:15I left an undeniable path of destruction in my wake!
0:10:15 > 0:10:21Let this neighbourhood once again tremble in my presence!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Thanks for the treats!
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Oh, ho-ho!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Yup, definitely trembling.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Can you believe it?
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Mrs Johnson was just about to tear out here OWN flower garden
0:10:33 > 0:10:38and plant mixed European legumes! We did her a big favour.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40What?! Oh, nuts.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43At least you've got your award.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Hmm, you're right, Red.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I declare victory!
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Ah!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Argh! Skullossus?
0:10:52 > 0:10:57Number of awards destroyed - 352.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59And that's a record.
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