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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Doktor Frogg, if you see the remote, tug twice.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Come on, throw your back into it.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Here, I found it.

0:00:20 > 0:00:21THEY SCREAM

0:00:21 > 0:00:23THEY STRUGGLE IN THE SOFA

0:00:23 > 0:00:25INAUDIBLE

0:00:26 > 0:00:27Is that your foot?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31EVIL LAUGHTER

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Huh?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01GIGGLING

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Code red! Code red!

0:01:05 > 0:01:09OK, OK, forget code red. This is code extremely bright red!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11HE SCREAMS

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Let me guess, you're out of Hubble Bubble bubble bath?

0:01:15 > 0:01:20Worse! Red Menace forgot to tape Battle Of The Cyborg Chefs.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23What's the point of having a muscley henchman like Red

0:01:23 > 0:01:25if he forgets to tape my shows?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Red Menace! Where have you been?

0:01:28 > 0:01:33Around and nowhere. Mostly nowhere. So...

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Hey. Whoa, noon. Is it noon already?

0:01:36 > 0:01:41Doomy's nails are not going to trim themselves now, are they? So see ya.

0:01:41 > 0:01:47You know, I've got a hench my hunchman is up to something.

0:01:58 > 0:02:03Suspiciouser and suspiciouser. Quickly, follow him.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05HE SQUEALS

0:02:09 > 0:02:133:20pm. The subject carries a backpack

0:02:13 > 0:02:15with something secret and round inside.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Possibly...evil.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25No, stop. Bad, Doomageddon.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27SCREAMING

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Hmm.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31HE GIGGLES

0:02:32 > 0:02:35# League Of Super Evil. #

0:02:37 > 0:02:38He's meeting with someone.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43And he's about to hand over one of our top secret roundish things.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44We must put a stop to this.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Ah-ha!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Oh, hey, guys.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52I was just going to play basketball with my official Cool Buddy.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57You're going to neglect VCR duties to play hoops with this twerp?

0:02:57 > 0:02:58This is Malakai Milk.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01The Cool Buddy Foundation made me his mentor.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05I meet him everyday at 3:15 to shoot hoops, hang out,

0:03:05 > 0:03:09talk...though Mal doesn't really talk much.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10MAL SLURPS

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Or at all, actually.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15You're not angry are you, Voltar.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16HE MUTTERS ANGRILY

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Er...- It's...genius! Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22What better way for future generations

0:03:22 > 0:03:24to learn the ways of evil villainy

0:03:24 > 0:03:26than to be taught by the greatest evil mastermind

0:03:26 > 0:03:29the world has ever known? Me!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32You? If anyone should be mentoring the twerp,

0:03:32 > 0:03:36it should be a scientific genius like me.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37MAL SLURPS

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Uh, Mal's right. You don't need to fight over him.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44We can all be his Cool Buddies.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47SNIFFING

0:03:48 > 0:03:49DOOMAGEDDON WHIMPERS

0:03:51 > 0:03:52GRUNTING

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Doomageddon, be nice to Mal.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03We'll settle this matter in the usual fashion.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Winner gets first crack at Mal.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Rock crushes scissors.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Rock crushes scissors.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Rock crushes scissors. I win.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Scissors? That's paper. That's clearly paper!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20VOLTAR CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Pay attention, Mal.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27That was the first lesson of how to be an evil mastermind -

0:04:27 > 0:04:30know your enemies weaknesses.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34COUGHS

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Yes. To continue,

0:04:35 > 0:04:38as evil mastermind, I alone

0:04:38 > 0:04:42devise the League Of Super Evil's nefarious plans.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46And this, of course, is thanks to my impressive cranial capacity.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50TICKING

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Ah, Doomageddon.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57They say Doom hounds are completely untrainable,

0:04:57 > 0:05:00but for an evil mastermind like myself...

0:05:00 > 0:05:01HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Doomageddon...sit up.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05HE GRUNTS

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Excellent.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11HE GIGGLES

0:05:11 > 0:05:15You see, Mal, a mastermind has ultimate control.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20VOLTAR GIGGLES MENACINGLY

0:05:20 > 0:05:22TICKING

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Hello?

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Ah, a chip off the old claw.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32You know, this will really bring out the evil genius in you.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34MAL SLURPS

0:05:36 > 0:05:40One size too big. Don't worry, you'll grow into it.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45Oh, that. It's the trithunderous laser blaster.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49So far it's all try and no thunderous laser blasting,

0:05:49 > 0:05:51but, you know. Argh!

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Well, sure you could tighten that stop up with all those wires around.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59The hover battle poster.

0:05:59 > 0:06:05Perfecting the ratio has been more difficult than I anticipated...

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Ah! You've got a good eye.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14That is my greatest non-working invention ever.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16The time plunger!

0:06:16 > 0:06:21When operational, it controls the very flow of time itself.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28But then we wouldn't have anything to unclog the toilet.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29HE GROWLS

0:06:31 > 0:06:33COCK CROWS

0:06:35 > 0:06:38A good henchman is a team player.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Pick up that tank, punch through this steel-enforced vault,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- open this jar of pickles... - Red Menace!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Are you setting the VCR to tape my show?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Time's all set, Voltar.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52And I've taught Mal all he needs to know

0:06:52 > 0:06:55about being a good evil henchman.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Excellent!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I suggest a field trip.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02A diabolical one!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04HE LAUGHS

0:07:08 > 0:07:11I'm not sure this diabolical field trip is

0:07:11 > 0:07:14an approved Cool Buddy activity, Voltar.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Nonsense, Red! This is character-building.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Now, open that clock.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26After we set the clock ahead five minutes,

0:07:26 > 0:07:29all who gaze upon it will think they're late for work,

0:07:29 > 0:07:33school or even...hair appointments!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Operation Tardy Pants commences in ten...

0:07:37 > 0:07:39..nine...

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Mal!

0:07:54 > 0:07:55What are you doing?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Is that our plunger?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Not just any plunger!

0:08:00 > 0:08:04It's a fully functional time plunger!

0:08:04 > 0:08:09Oh! Noon?! I've missed my eleven o'clock hair appointment!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11THEY SCREAM

0:08:11 > 0:08:16..three, two, one...and mark!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19What? Twelve o'clock?!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Is that our plunger?

0:08:21 > 0:08:26- Mal! What are you doing? This isn't part of the plan!- You there!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28On the clock tower!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31You have five seconds to surrender!

0:08:31 > 0:08:35Oh! The army! Mal, see what you've done?!

0:08:35 > 0:08:40All right. Let me handle this with a threatening taunt.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42EXPLOSIONS

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Stop that! One evil mastermind per group. That's the rule.

0:08:46 > 0:08:51(DEEP VOICE) Then you, Voltar, have just been demoted.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52HE LAUGHS

0:08:52 > 0:08:56That's a much deeper voice than I was expecting.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Mal! You talked!

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Oh...Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03So young, so much to learn.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07It takes more than one diabolical evil blinking clock plan

0:09:07 > 0:09:11to achieve the pinnacle of super villainy. Like me.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Um, Voltar?

0:09:12 > 0:09:17If all the clocks are messed up, the VCR won't record your programme.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20HE SCREAMS Evil runt!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23I will not miss another episode of Cyborg Chefs!

0:09:23 > 0:09:28Red, take care of that pint-sized VCR...mess-arounder.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32I don't want to be a stickler, but didn't you just get demoted?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Frogg?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36I'm with Red on this one.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Doomageddon - attack!

0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Eeek!- See you never, gentlemen.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45THEY SCREAM

0:09:45 > 0:09:47MAL LAUGHS

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Noooo!

0:09:59 > 0:10:05No! Those floating pions are my... are my Cool Buddy mentors.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06They taught me evil!

0:10:06 > 0:10:10What? Those three? They don't even look like they could tell time.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13You're clearly the brains behind this disaster, punk.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14You're coming with us.

0:10:14 > 0:10:21With every waking hour, I will plot your downfall, losers!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Your end will come!

0:10:24 > 0:10:28Ah... I miss his quiet voice.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32VOLTAR LAUGHS

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Victory is ours! Metrotown is now officially five minutes late.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37VOLTAR LAUGHS

0:10:37 > 0:10:41If time is working again, the VCR should be taping the show

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- on Channel Seven, as per your instructions.- Yeah.

0:10:44 > 0:10:49Except Battle Of The Cyborg Chefs is, of course, on Channel Two.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55THEY MOO

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Oh...!

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Noooooo!

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