The League of Super Hockey

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Monkey, ooo-ooh! Monkey! Ha-ha!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Can you believe this thing?

0:00:08 > 0:00:12It thinks it's people! Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Oh, ha-ha-ha!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Uh-oh...

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Ooo-ooh! Ooo-ooh!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Wah-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:32 > 0:00:33Hee-hee!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Aaaah...- Huh?- Arrgh!- Arrgh!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# League Of Super Evil. #

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Be na-na, na-na, na-na, bum-bum!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02CLUNK! CLUNK! CLUNK!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Put some muscle into it, boys!

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Our most diabolical creation, ever, is almost complete.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Wah-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13WHOOSH!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Mwha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:22 > 0:01:23CLUNK!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Sorry, mister. It's kind of tricky not to hit you

0:01:27 > 0:01:31when you're building a ramp in the middle of our hockey game.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Well, maybe YOU'RE playing hockey in the middle of OUR...

0:01:35 > 0:01:38top secret, V-mobile launch ramp.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40You guys can play us, if you want.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Oh... oh, but... oh, ha-ha-ha!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:45 > 0:01:46- Ha-ha!- Ha-ha!

0:01:47 > 0:01:52Very well, we accept your sporting challenge.

0:01:52 > 0:01:57Team League Of Super Evil versus Team League Of...

0:01:58 > 0:02:00..Insignificant Urchins!

0:02:00 > 0:02:05The winner gets complete and total control of the neighbourhood street.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08FOREVER!

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Ha-ha!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Waaah! Arrgh!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Stop it! That's too hard!

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Arrgh!

0:02:24 > 0:02:25GOAL BUZZER

0:02:28 > 0:02:31There it is. Oh, sharing is caring.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35CHEERING

0:02:41 > 0:02:44CHEERING

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Team League Of Insignificant Urchins, 22.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50CHEERS

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Team League Of Super Evil...

0:02:54 > 0:02:55zero.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00The worst three minutes of my life.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Urrgh!

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Too bad you accidentally blocked Red's slapshot with your face,

0:03:06 > 0:03:09otherwise you might have scored a goal!

0:03:09 > 0:03:10I demand a rematch!!

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- WHAT!! - Tomorrow, same time, same place.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17But this time, oh, this time,

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Team League Of Super Evil will be victorious!

0:03:22 > 0:03:23OK.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27N-no, don't send me back in there, Voltar! We were...we were horrible!

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Yes, Frogg, you guys WERE horrible.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35But I rocked. Which is why I'm going to make a few changes

0:03:35 > 0:03:38for tomorrow's rematch. Hmmm-ha-ha!

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Mwha-ha-ha!

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Sorry!

0:03:48 > 0:03:55Welcome, nonexistent crowd, to the...highly anticipated rematch.

0:03:55 > 0:04:00Pitting rivals, Team League Of Insignificant Urchins...

0:04:00 > 0:04:02CHEERS

0:04:02 > 0:04:06..against Team League Of Super Evil.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Um, where's your team at?

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Oh...they'll be here.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Mmm-hmm. Hmmm-hmm!

0:04:18 > 0:04:19BANG!

0:04:19 > 0:04:20BANG!

0:04:20 > 0:04:21BANG!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23BANG! CREAKING

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Arrgh!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28ENGINE RUMBLES

0:04:28 > 0:04:31ROCK GUITAR MUSIC

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Yaaargh!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh! Skullossus,

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Doom Driver, Commander Chaos

0:04:38 > 0:04:39and Rock Gothlington!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's about time.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Where is the Sceptre Of Ultimate Evil?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Eh...s-s-sceptre?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, is that what it says?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Sorry, must have been a typo.

0:04:52 > 0:04:58I actually invited you here to play a not-so-friendly game of hockey!

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Hockey?!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Yeah. Against the neighbourhood kids.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Let me get this straight.

0:05:07 > 0:05:12You want the city's most powerful super villains to play hockey,

0:05:12 > 0:05:16against a bunch of defenceless kids?!

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Uh-huh.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Gaaaaame on!!

0:05:22 > 0:05:28Unbelievable. Voltar has somehow managed to assemble

0:05:28 > 0:05:32the most vile villain line-up the world has ever seen!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35And he's using them to play hockey!

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Against kids!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38HE SOBS

0:05:38 > 0:05:40What a waste!

0:05:40 > 0:05:45OK, I want a good, clean game and remember to have fun.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48With a team of super-evil super villains

0:05:48 > 0:05:51AND the game's referee on my side,

0:05:51 > 0:05:53there's no way I can lose!

0:05:53 > 0:05:54WHISTLE BEEPS

0:05:58 > 0:05:59CHEERING

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Huh?!

0:06:06 > 0:06:07GOAL BUZZER

0:06:08 > 0:06:09GOAL BUZZER

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Ah, that's it. Oh...

0:06:11 > 0:06:12GOAL BUZZER

0:06:12 > 0:06:13CHEERING

0:06:13 > 0:06:16You guys are supposed to help me win!

0:06:16 > 0:06:17DO SOMETHING!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21WHISTLE BLOWS

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Attempted plasma blaster interference. To the penalty curb.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27What?! Come on, ref!

0:06:27 > 0:06:28WHISTLE BLOWS

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Urghh!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Red! What are you doing?!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33I'm refereeing.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36CHEERING

0:06:38 > 0:06:39WHISTLE BLOWS

0:06:39 > 0:06:41No doom chains!

0:06:43 > 0:06:44WHISTLE BLOWS

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Two minutes for attempted giant robot interference.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48WHISTLE BLOWS

0:06:48 > 0:06:50No destructo-beams!

0:06:50 > 0:06:51WHISTLE BLOWS

0:06:51 > 0:06:53No plasma bombs!

0:06:53 > 0:06:54WHISTLE BLOWS

0:06:54 > 0:06:56No ice-rays!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Hmph! No fun!

0:06:58 > 0:06:59WHISTLE BLOWS

0:06:59 > 0:07:00- What?!- No complaining!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Urrgh!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04THAT'S IT!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07GRRRRR!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I can't watch.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Arrgh!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I was being dramatic!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Huh...huh. - CLICK!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Hee! Hee-ha-ha!

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Hey, come on!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26In your puny face, Earth kid. Mwha-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:26 > 0:07:30I'm probably safer in here.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Arrrgh...ah!

0:07:37 > 0:07:38CRASH!

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Goal!

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Yes!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:46 > 0:07:47ALARM BEEPS

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Force Fighters, the city's most powerful villains

0:07:50 > 0:07:54have joined forces. The day of dread we've been dreading, is upon us!

0:07:54 > 0:07:55What's should we do, Rose?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Summon the alliance of really, really good guys!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Force Fighters V!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Ahhh, hoo-hoo!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04What a sudden turn of events!

0:08:04 > 0:08:05A tied game!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10POW!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14What?! Hey, no fair!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Huh? The Force Fighters V?!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21And friends, Glory Guy,

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Lightning Liz,

0:08:22 > 0:08:23General Sergeant,

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Susie Scout Master, Sweets!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Ah, superheroes!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Stand aside, children. This could get messy.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Your destructive evil rampage of rampaging destruction ends now!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh, goody...

0:08:37 > 0:08:39more players!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41A most unusual way to do battle.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43But we accept.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Ha-ha-ha!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51CHEERING

0:08:51 > 0:08:55OK, now I want a good, clean game.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Ya!- Hi-ya!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Eat plasma, Glory Guy!

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Ha!

0:09:04 > 0:09:05- Argh! - DING DING

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Woo-hoo! Hero-villain fight! Yeah!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13SCREAMS, CRUNCHES, YELPS, WAILS

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Arrrrgh!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Take the shot! TAKE THE SHOT!

0:09:40 > 0:09:41DING, DING, DING!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Arrrgh!

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Team League Of Super Evil wins!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Woo-hoo! Yeah!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Eh, good game, that? - Yeah, that was...fun

0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Same time next week? - I love a good game of hockey.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- I think I've pulled something. - Slushy pops on me.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Viiiictory!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21The street is all ours!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23DISTANT WHISTLING

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Arrrgh!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27BOOM!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30CAR ALARMS RING

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Fetch the ramp, Red Menace.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37# League Of Super Evil. #

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Onwards, League Of Super Evil!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43VROOM!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Yes, yes, yes!

0:10:46 > 0:10:47CRASH!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52SPLASH!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Victory!

0:10:56 > 0:10:59He-he! Mwha-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01# League Of Super Evil! #

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