Evil Never Sleeps

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Voltar, please don't do this. He's the fastest on the block.

0:00:06 > 0:00:11I have to for the honour of the League Of Super Evil.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15And go!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18VOLTAR LAUGHS

0:00:18 > 0:00:20VOLTAR GASPS

0:00:20 > 0:00:21Fix these things!

0:00:21 > 0:00:23VOLTAR SCREAMS

0:00:25 > 0:00:26SIREN

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Did I win...?

0:00:30 > 0:00:32CACKLES

0:00:32 > 0:00:33VOLTAR GASPS

0:00:33 > 0:00:36THEY YELP AND GRUNT

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Gentlemen, the moment has arrived.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Tonight, the League Of Super Evil faces its greatest rival...

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Doktor Frogg, status report.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Stupid screwdriver... Ow!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Who put that there?!- On schedule. Red Menace?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Supply list alphabetised and triple-checked!

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Then you may proceed.

0:01:17 > 0:01:22I need you back in exactly 38 minutes with those supplies.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Yes, sir, roger that, Voltar!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31This time, victory will be ours!

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- Oh, pardon me.- Why, hello there.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44May I say, what excellent posture you have.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I wish I could say the same for my sweet cat Minsey,

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- but she put the "hunch" in hunchback.- LAUGHS

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I think she does it on purpose to get attention.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Think of all the yoga positions named after cats.

0:01:59 > 0:02:04It proves they can manipulate their bodies whichever way they want.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06SHE GIGGLES

0:02:06 > 0:02:10'Be back with the supplies in exactly 38 minutes!'

0:02:11 > 0:02:15...Can you believe that? I said, "Cat, it's your lucky day..."

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Sorry, got to go!

0:02:17 > 0:02:22I got them! Microwave popcorn, fizzy soda, classic and mega fizzy,

0:02:22 > 0:02:26mint flavoured toothpicks, glow-in-the-dark adhesive bandages.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Hee-hee, now nothing can stop us from staying up late

0:02:30 > 0:02:33to watch the midnight monster movie marathon!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35HE CACKLES

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Except that it comes on way past our bedtime

0:02:40 > 0:02:43and we've never been able to stay awake for it... Ever!

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Which is why Doktor Frogg has invented his...

0:02:48 > 0:02:52whatchamathingadoodle, eliminating all need for sleep!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55CACKLES THEN SNORES

0:02:55 > 0:02:58RED YAWNS

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Say good night to bedtime and good morning to...

0:03:03 > 0:03:05the Awakenator!

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Wow!

0:03:06 > 0:03:11Now, if you would just step into the sleep-depriving gaze.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16WHIRRING

0:03:18 > 0:03:20I feel surprisingly refreshed!

0:03:20 > 0:03:25Men, tonight we shall conquer the midnight monster movie marathon

0:03:25 > 0:03:28ONCE AND FOR ALL!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I can't blink.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Isn't it great, Doomy? Now, we can stay up all night just like you do.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Ssh, Red, the movie is starting.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47The Monster Of Comatown!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Oooh, that sounds scary.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- Does that boy remind you of someone? - Sssh.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Argh!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05MAN SNORES

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Agh! Uh-oh! Oh no! No!

0:04:08 > 0:04:09BOY SCREAMS

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Agh! I can't watch.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16I...I...I can't shut my eyes! AGH!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Tell me when it's over!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25SCREAMING AND WHIMPERING

0:04:25 > 0:04:29We did it, men, and still wide awake!

0:04:29 > 0:04:30A-ha-ha!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Red, you can come out now.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Agh!- I was looking for my lip balm.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Found it! Ha-ha...

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Do you realise what this means?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Other villains may have cornered the market on daytime evil,

0:04:44 > 0:04:47but with the Awakenator, we'll own the night!

0:04:47 > 0:04:48THUD

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Ow.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Tonight, we will...

0:04:56 > 0:04:59..make macaroni salad! Huh?

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Ugh!- No, wait, that's my recipe cabinet.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Tonight, we will execute one, if not many,

0:05:09 > 0:05:11of these supremely brilliant plans!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Why, you ask?

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Because evil never sleeps. CACKLES

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Red Menace.- Supplies!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23I'm on it.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25CRASH!

0:05:27 > 0:05:28SHOP ASSISTANT SCREAMS

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Hello there again!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Have you ever stared at a light bulb too long?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36You know how you get that fuzzy spot stuck in your eye?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Yesterday, I was on my motorcycle... - I got to go!

0:05:39 > 0:05:41..the neighbour's window.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43WIND WHISTLES

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Huh?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Agh! - MAN SNORES

0:05:51 > 0:05:54No! This can't be happening!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57It's just like that movie.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Wah! Oh! Agh!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Ugh! Argh! Agh!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Voltar, Metrotown is turning into Comatown!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08People are falling asleep everywhere!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11That's because they don't have an Awakenator.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13But, Voltar...

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- I yawned! - HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH

0:06:16 > 0:06:18To the Awakenator!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Oh, feels like I just woke up!

0:06:25 > 0:06:26VOLTAR MUMBLES

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Spring beach umbrella, no!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30High noon hang-glider heist? No!

0:06:30 > 0:06:34I know the perfect plan for night time evil is in here!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37I am sure the metatonic time formula is conversely affected

0:06:37 > 0:06:39by the light-distance continuum,

0:06:39 > 0:06:42but if only I could figure out why these pencils keep breaking.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Hey!- Argh!- I've got an idea.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48How about we stay home tonight? You and Frogg can ramble incoherently

0:06:48 > 0:06:51in the comfort of our own lair and I'll make fudge.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Not a chance, Red.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Why? Because I've found it!

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Tonight, we'll unleash our biggest evil scheme yet.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05While Metrotown sleeps, we will be

0:07:05 > 0:07:07putting this rainbow wig

0:07:07 > 0:07:09on the statue of city founder Jeremiah Metrotown.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11CACKLES DEMONICALLY

0:07:11 > 0:07:15DOKTOR FROGG AND VOLTAR LAUGH

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Hey, when you got 24 evil hours in a day,

0:07:23 > 0:07:26you can afford a little extra evil laugh time.

0:07:26 > 0:07:31Red Menace, go get these crucial items for tonight's mission!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38WIND WHISTLES

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Something is very, very wrong.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Did you know that one in four people can whistle through their nose?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49My grandfather's a champion nose whistler.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I remember the day he won the nasal gold in the all-nasal...

0:07:52 > 0:07:54It's just like that movie.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57You're the monster of Comatown!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59..fabulous recipe for a beet salad that my...

0:07:59 > 0:08:01No-o-o-o-o!

0:08:01 > 0:08:05I'm too young to sleep!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- PANTS:- I thought she was a nice lady,

0:08:10 > 0:08:14- but she put the neighbourhood to sleep and we're next!- Red!

0:08:14 > 0:08:15You're talking nonsense.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19The Monster Of Comatown was just a movie!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20VOLTAR SNORES

0:08:22 > 0:08:25I yawned! Doktor Frogg, charge up the Awakenator

0:08:25 > 0:08:28for a maximum blast!

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Higher!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Well, I feel perfectly refreshed!

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Actually, the machine blew up before we could even...

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Idle chit-chat, Frogg!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Now, under the invigorating cloak of darkness,

0:08:51 > 0:08:57our plan to funkify Jeremiah Metrotown will triumph!

0:08:57 > 0:08:58THUD

0:09:02 > 0:09:05FROGG YAWNS

0:09:05 > 0:09:08SNORING

0:09:08 > 0:09:11You see, she was here too.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15For the last time, Red, there is no...

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Agh!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Beautiful night for a stroll, isn't it?

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- CHATTERS:- Oh, it's her...

0:09:22 > 0:09:25You know, the healing properties of lint were...

0:09:25 > 0:09:28She's no monster, she's simply boring people to sleep.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29THUD

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Oh no! We've lost Frogg!

0:09:32 > 0:09:36My plan is foolproof, nothing can stop the great...

0:09:36 > 0:09:40let me just shut my eyes for a second...

0:09:40 > 0:09:41HE SNORES

0:09:41 > 0:09:47Everyone seems so tired these days. I wonder if it's anything to do...

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Those birds seem to be chirping at a slightly higher...

0:09:50 > 0:09:54You know, Jeremiah Metrotown here is a great listener.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Oh my, don't you have such great chiselled features?

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Argh!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06RED SIGHS

0:10:08 > 0:10:09THUD

0:10:09 > 0:10:11RED SNORES

0:10:11 > 0:10:14..with a windshield wiper...

0:10:14 > 0:10:18SNORING

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Ugh! Red, what happened? Tell me! Tell me!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25CRASH!

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Ye-e-es!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Victory! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:28 > 0:10:32We're so good, we can do evil in our sleep!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Early this morning, recent super-villain escapee

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Cat Chatsworth was recaptured after ravaging Metrotown

0:10:39 > 0:10:42with her sleep-inducing power of non-stop talking.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Since when has it been a crime to have a friendly conversation?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I might have put that wig on and...

0:10:49 > 0:10:52She is also suspected of defiling the city's most beloved landmark.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55What! No! That was us.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58That was... SNORING

0:10:58 > 0:11:00CAT CONTINUES TALKING

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