0:00:02 > 0:00:04HE HUMS
0:00:20 > 0:00:22FLUSHING
0:00:30 > 0:00:32EVIL LAUGHTER
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Look, Voltar, we made another wobbly chair.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11Another evil accomplishment for our scrapbook of evil accomplishments.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Meh. - What's the matter, Voltar?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16No, "Victory"?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Or, "Moo-hoo ha-ha-ha"?
0:01:19 > 0:01:24Do you realise we've managed to pull of our last 87 evil schemes
0:01:24 > 0:01:26completely un-opposed?
0:01:26 > 0:01:31What's the fun in being evil if no-one tries to stop you?
0:01:37 > 0:01:42Oh! Glory Guy - the city's greatest hero.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:44 > 0:01:48And Skullossus - the city's greatest villian!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Now that's more like it!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Enjoy your plight, Skullossus!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Aaargh! Curse you, Glory Guy...!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03All in a day's work, citizens.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Whoa. Did you see that?!
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Why can't we have someone try and stop US like that?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh! Our very own arch-nemesis!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Interesting...
0:02:16 > 0:02:20What about Glory Guy? I'll go ask him.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Wait! What are you doing?! No, not him!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Ahem, excuse me, Mr Glory, sir?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Thanks for the support, citizen.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Ah... No, I want you to have this.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35It's my team's scrapbook of evil accomplishments.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39We want you to be our arch-nemesis.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40NERVOUS GIGGLES
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Adorable!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49I'll put it on my fridge as soon as I get back to the Halls Of Glory.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53You're quite the talented little artist, young man.
0:02:53 > 0:02:58Now, remember to brush your school, eat your teeth and stay in veggies!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Glory awaits!
0:03:00 > 0:03:05What did he say?! What did he say?! Is he going to be our arch-nemesis?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Uh, no.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08HE GROANS
0:03:08 > 0:03:13Don't worry there, boss. We'll find us an arch-nemesis.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14I promise.
0:03:15 > 0:03:21Ha-ha-ha! Why, look, it is time to clean up aisle 10.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Yeah, sorry, you're not quite what we're looking for.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Don't quit your day job. Next!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Aaaargh!
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Next!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Hwuh!
0:03:38 > 0:03:43Hey, come on, guys, give old Injustice Gene a chance.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Next.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55This is an arch-nemesis audition, not a talent show.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00(Put the bunny in the maybe pile.)
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Aw, evil scrapbook. Ha-ha-ha.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12HE GASPS Having a barbecue and not inviting any of the neighbours! Littering!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14HE GASPS Cloning chickens!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Sweet glory! This league IS super evil!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Glory away!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Beat it, Gene. NEXT!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Is every decent hero in this city
0:04:33 > 0:04:36too scared to face the League Of Super Evil?!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38CRASHING
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I, Glory Guy, am here to put an end
0:04:41 > 0:04:46to this league of evil's tyrannical reign of...uh...evil!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Now that's what I'm talking about!
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Congratulations, Glory Guy, you've got the job!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Might I add, on a personal note,
0:04:55 > 0:04:59that I'm very glad you reconsidered, Mr Glory, sir.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00But... I...
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Now, I'm warning you - being the League Of Super Evil's foil
0:05:03 > 0:05:04won't be easy.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08We ARE the city's most diabolical villains, after all.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Now, you go home and get yourself a good night's sleep.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Shoo, shoo, shoo.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16We'll see you tomorrow morning, 9 o'clock sharp.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Uh... But I...
0:05:18 > 0:05:23- Ahem...- We just got ourselves an arch-nemesis!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Whoo-hoo!- YES!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27GASPS
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Foolish humans of Earth,
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I, the mighty Skullossus,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34have initiated my most dastardly plan yet -
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Operation Shoot Earth Into The Sun!
0:05:38 > 0:05:39GRUMBLING
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I... I know it doesn't sound as catchy
0:05:42 > 0:05:45as my other operation names, but...
0:05:45 > 0:05:46hey, what can you do?
0:05:53 > 0:05:58Meh. Glory Guy'll save us, he always does.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Yeah, whatever...
0:06:05 > 0:06:08HE CHUCKLES EVILLY
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Aaaargh!
0:06:11 > 0:06:16This city is now safe from malicious littering!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19EVIL CHUCKLING
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Zap!
0:06:21 > 0:06:25This city is now safe from sinister science experiments.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Hey! That was a chocolate shake!
0:06:29 > 0:06:30HE SIGHS
0:06:32 > 0:06:34CLINK
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Aaaargh!
0:06:43 > 0:06:49I declare victory over your evil parking violations!
0:06:49 > 0:06:53He's like some kind of extra-super hero.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Ssh! He's going to hear you!
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Maybe if we stop being evil for a day of two
0:07:00 > 0:07:03he'll find some other villain to heroically defeat.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08Pur-lease! That's like, like, like, like asking the sun
0:07:08 > 0:07:12to stop growing unnaturally large in the sky!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15The League Of Super Evil will not be intimidated.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20We will laugh in the face of super-heroic harrassment. Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Ready to fire, Voltar!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26All right, minions,
0:07:26 > 0:07:32commence Operation Make People Slip And Maybe Even Fall Down...
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Huh, I know it's not as catchy as my other operation names,
0:07:35 > 0:07:36but what can you do?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Fire the banana peel gun!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49I added a few drops of mutation serum for kicks, you know.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Aaargh! Aaaargh!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53EVIL CHUCKLING
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Now cars will have to slow down
0:07:56 > 0:08:00or risk careening slightly out of control!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Cars careening slightly out of control?!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Sorry for being late, I was on my lunch break.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Glory, charge!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:17 > 0:08:22Computer, Glory Guy IS on his way to stop me, right?
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Negative, Skullossus.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27What do you mean?! He always tries to stop me!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Glory Guy, located.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33'Glory Guy demands you pick up those banana peels!'
0:08:33 > 0:08:37He's fighting another villain?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Man! It's hotter than my heat vision out here.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Come on, let us do evil just this once.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Think of all the time you'd save - you could take up scrapbooking.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Please?!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55No.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I don't mean to interrupt your whole hero thing,
0:08:58 > 0:09:02but can I attract your attention to the more pressing matter of,
0:09:02 > 0:09:03oh, I don't know,
0:09:03 > 0:09:06the sun growing unnaturally larger in the sky?!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Caught you red-handed, Glory.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Skullossus! Uh... This isn't what it looks like.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I was going to call you, honest!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I thought WE were arch-nemeses.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25I thought we had something special.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Uh... I, I guess I got a little carried away. You know me.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37I even went to the trouble of launching the Earth into the SUN!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39The...Earth...
0:09:39 > 0:09:41into the sun?!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44You...did that for me?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I didn't know you cared so much.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Here's a taste of Glory, Skullossus!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Huh, I missed that.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Prepare to be vapourised, Glory Guy!
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Glory, away!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Ya!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13CHEERING
0:10:20 > 0:10:23You're the only arch-nemesis for me, Skullossus.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Ya-ha!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Aaaaargh! Cool!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31CHEERING
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Yeah, that's right, Glory Guy!
0:10:38 > 0:10:43You'll never stop the League Of Super Evil's evil banana peels!
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Ah... Victory.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53ALL: Whoo-hoo!
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