Table for Four

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Aaargh!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07Hey, it really worked. I'm brilliant!

0:00:07 > 0:00:08Huh?

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Woo-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Huh?

0:00:32 > 0:00:33Hee-hee!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Huh?- Ah!

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Ah!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03This is so exciting!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05A night on the town.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Where we going, Voltar?

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Let me answer that question with another one, Red Menace,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14what do all great villains have in common?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Hmm...

0:01:16 > 0:01:17cool costumes?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19State of the art weaponry?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21A faster ride, maybe?

0:01:24 > 0:01:28What all great villains have in common, my friends...

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Is they dine...

0:01:30 > 0:01:32HERE!

0:01:32 > 0:01:37Villaynes, the most famous super villain restaurant in the city!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39I can see it now, guys...

0:01:39 > 0:01:41we'll be the talk of the town.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Rubbing elbows with the big shots!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Ha-ha-ha, oh, good one, my man!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53And the food, guys, ohhh!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Don't get me started about the food.

0:01:56 > 0:02:01Hello(!) Reservations at Villaynes are booked decades in advance.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Villains cryogenically freeze themselves

0:02:04 > 0:02:06while waiting for their table.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Has it been 12 years already?!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Ouch!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16We'll never get in, Voltar. Ever.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Don't be so negative, Frogg.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24When you have the right attitude you don't need a reservation.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Ow!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28May I help you?

0:02:28 > 0:02:33Of course you can help us, my man. Why don't you fetch your best table?

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Chop, chop!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Do you have a reservation?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Um, hello...

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Great Voltar here, League of Super Evil. Ring a bell?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45I am sorry, sir, you are not in de book.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Yikes!- No reservation,

0:02:48 > 0:02:50no table.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Well, we're not leaving until YOU get us a table.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Aaaaah!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Wow, those waiters are fast!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Gee, I never saw that coming.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08HIS TUMMY RUMBLES

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Hey, can we got to Cheese Wrap Charlies instead?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Of course not, Red.

0:03:13 > 0:03:19We're getting into Villaynes if it's the last thing we do!

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Um, sorry we got off on the wrong foot there.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Perhaps...THIS

0:03:27 > 0:03:29will smooth things out?

0:03:30 > 0:03:35I am sorry, sir, as I explained, we are fully booked.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Aaargh!

0:03:42 > 0:03:46I haven't a reservation, but I demand a table!

0:03:46 > 0:03:51Ah, say no more, Mr Skullossus, I have ze perfect table for you.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Here, a little something for your troubles.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59You are too kind, sir.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Right zis way.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Oh.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Hoo!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Hello!

0:04:17 > 0:04:21My name is Mysterious Villaino.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25I believe there is a reservation for me?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Ah, yes, Mr Villaino.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Right zis way, sir.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Hoo!

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Woah!

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Hello!

0:04:37 > 0:04:41My name is Mysterious Villaino.

0:04:41 > 0:04:47Please, do you honestly think I'd be fooled by zat ridiculous disguise?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Aw, man!

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Ooh!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Bring me back, I'm losing it!

0:04:56 > 0:04:57Oh!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Oh.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Maybe we should've gone in before the other guy.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06We were so close I could taste it.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Take this as a sign.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10We should call it quits.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Go home. No reservation, no table.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15That's IT!

0:05:15 > 0:05:18If we get our names in that reservation book

0:05:18 > 0:05:21that monkey will HAVE to let us in!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Frogg! Break out...

0:05:23 > 0:05:26the stealth kit.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28But I'm still working on the bugs.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35Bah! The League Of Super Evil doesn't let bugs stand in their way.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38We crush them!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Ah! Get it off! Get it off!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45# League Of Super Evil! #

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Quit pushing, Red.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Move over.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53You're on my head.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Aaah!

0:05:57 > 0:06:01One moment, madam, I will check on your order.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Someone's coming. Hide!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Oh...

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Hmm?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Ha-ha-ha...

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I thought I warned you.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27Your break was over five minutes ago. Mustn't keep our guests waiting.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28- Chop, chop!- Huh?

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Red! What're you doing?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36He said not to keep the guests waiting.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Aaah!

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Huh!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48The restaurant blueprints!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Good work, Frogg!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Here's the deal, gentlemen.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I'll sneak into this air duct here and crawl here,

0:06:59 > 0:07:01right above the reservation book.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Frogg, you'll lower me down with your extendo claws.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Red, Doomageddon, you two will distract the monkey,

0:07:09 > 0:07:12then I'll add our names to the reservation book,

0:07:12 > 0:07:15thus securing a table at Villaynes

0:07:15 > 0:07:18for the League Of Super Evil! Wah-ha-ha!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Um, I said we're fine with bread and water. Now go away.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28# League Of Super Evil! #

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Big Mac Daddy to Little Bay,

0:07:33 > 0:07:37commence operation Monkey Business!

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Got it.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Ahem!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43We got a complaint, sir.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47A guest found a pan-dimensional hellhound in their soup.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Again?! Come with me.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55All right, Frogg. Bring me down gently.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Waaaah!

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Too long.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- CRASH - Too high!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04That's better.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Just a moment.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07How careless of me.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18ALARM

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Frogg! Get me out, get me out!

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Oh no.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Ah-ha, ah-ha, ha.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38We got it! We got it! We...

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Aaaah!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43ZIPS FASTENING

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Now, move!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Frogg, stop!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Frogg, quick! Write our names in that book!

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Don't let them write their name in that book!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Faster, Frogg! Faster!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Stop pressuring me, man!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15More breadsticks on table 20.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Huh?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Red! The book!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Huh? This book?

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Ha-ha!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Good boy, Doomageddon!

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Bad boy, Doomageddon! Frogg, do something!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Come on, let's get me...

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Yes!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Voltar, I got it!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Our name's in the book, monkey!

0:10:04 > 0:10:07And no! I am not food!

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Aaargh!

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Aargh!

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Oh no!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh no!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28I think for starters we'll have...

0:10:28 > 0:10:30PING!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36A job well done, gentlemen!

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Ha-ha, I told you we'd be seen eating at Villaynes.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42SIRENS

0:10:42 > 0:10:47Monkey! Um, more breadsticks for the table. Chop, chop!

0:10:48 > 0:10:49This is fun!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Can we eat here every night?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I believe that can be arranged, Red.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Ha-ha-ha!

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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