Degrees of Evil

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07Gentlemen, round trip to Paris for the price of a stamp awaits!

0:00:07 > 0:00:08Tee-hee!

0:00:08 > 0:00:09Mwah-ha-ha!

0:00:18 > 0:00:19Woohoo!

0:00:19 > 0:00:22The city of Paris! Prepare to...

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Uhh...

0:00:24 > 0:00:28I told you we should have put our travel pod further from the trash!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Mwah-ha-ha!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33- Huh?!- Hee-hee!

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Aargh!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02HE WHISTLES

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oh!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06HE CONTINUES WHISTLING

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Huh? It's here! It's here!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Yes! Woohoo! Yeah!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Red Menace, what's happening?!

0:01:19 > 0:01:23It's the most specialist day of my life!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25I just got a diploma!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28You interrupted my pirate time for that?!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31It's official! There's the Seal of Merit

0:01:31 > 0:01:33from Herb Geezler's Dial-a-Diploma,

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- just like the TV commercial. - Give me that!

0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Master of Milkshake Mixology.- Ha-ha!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Watch my mastery in action.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45BANGING AND DRILLING

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh! Oh, boy! Hey!

0:01:47 > 0:01:48BOOM!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Keep it, keep it moving!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Ha-ha, woohoo!

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Now that's what I call a solid milkshake.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Made by a certified expert.

0:01:58 > 0:02:03Hmm, I don't need a piece of paper to prove myself.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06I'm already supreme master of evil!

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Yeah, ditto!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11No, give, give!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Hello?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23One expert diploma, please. And more expert than Red Menace.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28I want one too! But better than Voltar's!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32# League of Super Evil! #

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Yes!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Bow down before my new expert status!

0:02:38 > 0:02:43As of now, I am a slumber pod adjustment technician!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Tee-hee-hee! You just got a diploma in bed making!

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Hee-hee!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Oh! I just got one in bet wetting!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56I wouldn't underestimate the evil potential

0:02:56 > 0:02:58of slumber pod adjustment, Doktor Frogg.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Especially once I determine what that potential is!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Oh, what did you get, Doktor Frogg?

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Hoo-hoo!

0:03:07 > 0:03:11You are now looking at a certified pie inspector.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I love pie!

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Tsk, now everyone has a diploma. What's yours for - flea wrangling?

0:03:18 > 0:03:22It says Doomageddon is a doctor of particle physics.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Hey, now we have two doctors on the team.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Plllttt!

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Well! I...

0:03:28 > 0:03:30uh...

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- I must get more diplomas! - Get to the phone!

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Code Red! Repeat, Code Red! I want a unit wide search pattern.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43I want to see every soldier on the floor,

0:03:43 > 0:03:46combing every square inch of this complex.

0:03:46 > 0:03:51This is the most crucial mission of our facility!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53How could this happen?

0:03:53 > 0:03:56I was just taking Snookums out to do its business,

0:03:56 > 0:04:00and it just...broke free!

0:04:00 > 0:04:06- We found Snookums, sir, but we have a small problem.- Grr!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Nothing like the problem we're going to have

0:04:09 > 0:04:12if my daughter finds out her guinea pig got away.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Aaah! No, Snookums! Ow!

0:04:16 > 0:04:21I'd say that's a BIG problem. Ohhh.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Rooooaaaaaar!

0:04:31 > 0:04:36With all these diplomas, we must be the smartest people on the planet!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Right you are, Professor Red.

0:04:39 > 0:04:44And now that we're experts in every skill known to evil,

0:04:44 > 0:04:50it's time the neighbourhood got a taste of our genius! Mwah-ha-ha!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Prepare to witness my newest expertise,

0:04:53 > 0:04:56as a certified moustache twister!

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk, my man. Such sloppy technique.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Allow me.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Voltar, wait!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09It's OK. I'm a moustache twiddling expert!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Grr!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Ah-ha-ha!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20How many times do I have to tell you,

0:05:20 > 0:05:24you can't just leave radioactive gigantonium cookies lying around,

0:05:24 > 0:05:27especially where Snookums can get at them!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Look at that!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32That tree-eating beast is heading for the city!

0:05:34 > 0:05:37You better hope he takes the bait.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Good gravy!- But, sir, we have tried everything to coax it back.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50It's going to take some very specialised experts for this.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51I don't care how,

0:05:51 > 0:05:52FIND THEM!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57These guys? Are you sure?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Well, they do have diplomas.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Oh, genuine fake gold seals.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06So, I see word of my notorious

0:06:06 > 0:06:09moustache twisting incident has gotten out.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14No, but according to these, we've got a rodent anger management counsellor,

0:06:14 > 0:06:20a tree-hugger, an animal weight loss specialist and a particle physicist.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Bleugh! Actually, he's the particle physicist.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Yeah, fine. You're exactly what we need

0:06:26 > 0:06:28to take charge of this operation.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Take charge?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Mm-hmm-hmm!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Ah-ha-ha!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Eat plasma! Waaah!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Rah-ha-ha!

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Tee-hee!

0:06:48 > 0:06:52We should have become experts years ago.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59Nah, too much milk, not enough shake. I'm an expert.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04While you're at it, I need some more spicy cheese goo.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07What does this have to do with Operation Snookums?!

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Absolutely nothing.- Sir, Snookums has nearly reached the city.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Grr!- Ah-ha-ha...

0:07:15 > 0:07:17ROOOAAAR!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22It's a giant, angry, radiation-blasting, tree-eating,

0:07:22 > 0:07:25overweight guinea pig. What do you expect us to do?!

0:07:25 > 0:07:29You're the experts, figure it out! Just get it back to the base.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31We'll take care of it from there.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35You know, he's right. We ARE the experts.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38They don't just give these fake diplomas to anyone.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Let's do it!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46What are those experts doing?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Running around in a panic, sir.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52We're doomed! And I'll never hear the end of it from Lizzie.

0:07:52 > 0:07:58As an expert tree-hugger, I demand you stop your tree-eating rampage

0:07:58 > 0:07:59and go back to your cage!

0:08:06 > 0:08:12Yes. As an certified animal weight-loss specialist...

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I'd like to propose a strict diet of...

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Aaaargh!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Wait here!- Wait here?!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Hop in!

0:08:29 > 0:08:32What are you waiting for, Red? Drive!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35But, as a certified rodent anger management counsellor,

0:08:35 > 0:08:38I can help Snookums find more constructive outlets for his rage.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40You see?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43He's really just hungry for recognition.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Grr!- Aaargh!

0:08:57 > 0:09:02- Sir, they are headed this way.- I don't know how they pulled this off.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Ready the shrink beam!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Aaargh!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Aaaah!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23ROARRRR!

0:09:30 > 0:09:31I can't watch!

0:09:46 > 0:09:51Oh, I guess Snookums wasn't hungry for recognition after all.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52He was just hungry!

0:09:52 > 0:09:57Ha! And we all know how much rodents like chewing on paper.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Hee-hee-hee...

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Burp!- Come here, little Snookums.

0:10:04 > 0:10:10And to whom may we deliver a bill for our...expert services?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Not so fast. I just got an all ports bulletin.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19Police are searching for a moustache vandal and his accomplices.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22They seem to match your description.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29# League of Super Evil. #

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Uck, I'm finished with these phoney diplomas!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34You're right, Frogg.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36We don't need a piece of paper

0:10:36 > 0:10:41- to tell us we're brilliant, skilled geniuses.- It's here! It's here!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I just got my mail order space ranger badge.

0:10:44 > 0:10:49Now I'm a badge carrying space ranger, first class!

0:10:56 > 0:10:57- It's mine!- Mine!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Just let go!- It's mine!

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