20,000 Crunches Under the Sea

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04I hope everyone's hungry for pie!

0:00:08 > 0:00:12I really tried to like it, Doktor Frogg, but I just can't.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15This is, by far, the most vile baked good

0:00:15 > 0:00:18ever to emerge from an oven, Doktor Frogg.

0:00:18 > 0:00:22So, in other words, perfect for the neighbourhood bake sale.

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Ah...!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25- GURGLING - Oh...

0:00:25 > 0:00:26PRRRRRRP!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Do something!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32EVIL LAUGHTER

0:01:00 > 0:01:01VERY LOUD CRUNCHING

0:01:03 > 0:01:05'Ahoy, there!'

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Weigh anchor and set sail for the all-ahead full flavour

0:01:09 > 0:01:13of Admiral Crispwell's Crispy Cracks.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16It might be the fresh potatoes,

0:01:16 > 0:01:19the 900 degree crisping boiler

0:01:19 > 0:01:21or the mysterious chemicals we add for flavour,

0:01:21 > 0:01:27but my Crispy Cracks are now 1,000% guaranteed

0:01:27 > 0:01:29to give a satisfying crunch.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31VERY LOUD CRUNCH

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Yep, that's a great crunch.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39I will vince this invincible crunch.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44VERY LOUD CRUNCH

0:01:44 > 0:01:46All right, so... this isn't going to be easy.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- We'll need a plan.- A plan?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50It's simple. All we need to do is...

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Use my plan.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54GROANS

0:01:54 > 0:01:59Now. The Crispy Crack expects to be crunched,

0:01:59 > 0:02:01so we'll have to surprise it.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03With a party?!

0:02:03 > 0:02:04No!

0:02:04 > 0:02:08With EVIL!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14BOTH: Aaaargh!

0:02:15 > 0:02:16VERY LOUD CRUNCH

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Oh...

0:02:18 > 0:02:21I'm telling you, Voltar, all you have to do is...

0:02:21 > 0:02:26You're absolutely right, Frogg, plan B it is.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- We bore the crunch.- Oh...

0:02:39 > 0:02:41VERY LOUD CRUNCH

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Aaaargh!

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Curse you, Admiral Crispwell and your guaranteed crunch.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51If anyone was asking me, you could always just get them wet...

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Ah-ha!

0:02:52 > 0:02:57I've just had the most brilliant guaranteed crunch-busting plan ever!

0:02:57 > 0:03:01We...will get the chip wet!

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Oh...

0:03:04 > 0:03:08I give you the Sog-bogger Extreme!

0:03:08 > 0:03:13This ingenious device will force a cubic tonne of water

0:03:13 > 0:03:16into one single Crispy Crack!

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:25 > 0:03:29In the morning, this Crispy Crack will be soggier than...

0:03:29 > 0:03:31An aquatic Siberian sea hamster

0:03:31 > 0:03:33who's frantically swimming across the frozen tundra

0:03:33 > 0:03:36trying to escape hungry alligators and anacondas?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Uh... Sure. Why not?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45SNORING

0:03:56 > 0:03:58BRRRRRRR!

0:04:03 > 0:04:07That's strange, I never noticed this big aquarium before.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08HE GASPS

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Guys! The whole city is...

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Uh... Under water. Yes.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19Well, the Sog-bogger Extreme seems to have developed a small...leak

0:04:19 > 0:04:24overnight and, well, the city's been...completely evacuated.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Do you know what this means?!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30That Crispy Crack must be soaked!

0:04:30 > 0:04:31To the yard!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Eh...

0:04:41 > 0:04:42# League Of Super Evil. #

0:04:42 > 0:04:45No crunch can survive this much water.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49SQUELCHING

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Now that's an unsatisfying crunch.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57VICTORY! Now,

0:04:57 > 0:05:03let's go and make Admiral Crispwell honour his so-called guarantee.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05I hope he didn't evacuate with everybody else.

0:05:05 > 0:05:10Oh, he'll be there, Red. A captain always goes down with his chip.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14And he will go down.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22This is neat.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25We have the whole city to ourselves.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27To ourselves...?

0:05:27 > 0:05:31That Crispwell and his guarantee can wait.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36The League Of Super Evil will swim rampant through Metrotown!

0:05:36 > 0:05:41And no-one can stop us! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49The city may have been evacuated,

0:05:49 > 0:05:53but there's no telling what evil may still lurk beneath the surface.

0:05:53 > 0:05:58Fortunately, men, we have just the weapon for this.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Go get 'em, boy.

0:06:10 > 0:06:15I pity any villain foolish enough to swim rampant through Metrotown

0:06:15 > 0:06:19on Dipper's watch.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20HE GIGGLES EVILLY

0:06:20 > 0:06:25Let the evil rampage...begin!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Waaaaa!

0:06:42 > 0:06:47CANNON BALL!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Aw, nuts.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Wheee yaaahooooooo!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Oh...

0:07:00 > 0:07:02HE GIGGLES EVILLY

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Not now, Red, I'm busy.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12I've had my eye on this diamond for...

0:07:14 > 0:07:15..years.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Oh, no.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19'Aaaargh!'

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Is that a tuna playing basketball with a squid?

0:07:26 > 0:07:31Whatever it is, it won't stand in the way of our evil aquatic rampage.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37We should go.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44We have to surface.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47We can't stay down here with that crime-fighting porpoise!

0:07:47 > 0:07:51And let this chip re-crispify? No way, Frogg.

0:07:51 > 0:07:56We're getting to that snacktory and nothing can stop us.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Voltar?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00All this water makes me need to...

0:08:00 > 0:08:03..you know.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I can hold it.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Into the aqua cave!

0:08:21 > 0:08:26Voltar? I really got to go.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Get a hold of yourselves.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Our ticket to a 1,000% guarantee

0:08:30 > 0:08:32is right there.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33The snacktory!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36I hope they have a bathroom.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Swim for it!

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Um, Red - you distract the tuna.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Uh, hi, Mr Army Dolphin.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51THUDDING AND SCREAMING

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Aaargh! He didn't go for my delay tactic.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Eh, shouldn't we let him in?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03It's too late for him now, Frogg.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Are you sure? Cos, you know... it seems like we had time.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07CRASHING

0:09:07 > 0:09:08'Ah, oh, no!'

0:09:08 > 0:09:09SILENCE

0:09:09 > 0:09:10There.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11NOW it's too late.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh...

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Welcome aboard, friends.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20I thought I was the only hen left on deck in the city.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23You wish! We demand satisfaction.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27Your Crispy Cracks are crunchless!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29SQUELCHING

0:09:29 > 0:09:33A guarantee's a guarantee, and here ye are.

0:09:33 > 0:09:39One extra large family-sized bag of Super Crispy Cracks.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Eh?!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42OK, two.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44VICTORY! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46THEY BOTH LAUGH EVILLY

0:09:46 > 0:09:47CRASHING

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Sorry, I really have to go. Is there a little sailor's room around here?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Down the hall, just past the periscope.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58To the victor goes the crunch!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00No, no, wait! There's too much water!

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Ah!

0:10:03 > 0:10:04SQUELCHING

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Oh...

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Aaargh!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11TOILET FLUSHING

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Uh, your towels are a little bit soggy.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25And now that we're back on dry land

0:10:25 > 0:10:28the fish is out of a job!

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Mwah-ha-ha-ha! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Eh...

0:10:43 > 0:10:48This is why straws were invented, gentlemen.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50To drink soggy Crispy Cracks?

0:10:51 > 0:10:58Victory has never tasted so good. Mwah-ha...ow.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Mwah-ha...ow.

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