0:00:02 > 0:00:07I think I've just discovered the formula for cold fusion!
0:00:07 > 0:00:11I'll be the talk of the scientific community!
0:00:11 > 0:00:15That's great, Frogg(!) What'll it be, red, white or wheat?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17CLOCK TICKS
0:00:18 > 0:00:22I can't handle the pressure! Argh!
0:00:22 > 0:00:28- Why do I even bother?! - White or wheat?- Wheat.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01ALARM BLARES
0:01:03 > 0:01:05HE YAWNS
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Huh?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26HE GASPS
0:01:26 > 0:01:30My hair must have grown a full three millimetres last night!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35We'd better go get Doktor Frogg.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43Thanks for the trim, Doktor Frogg. I know how allergic you are to hair.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46For a chance to try out my new laser trim 5500,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48it's worth the risk.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52This should cut through even the most indestructible,
0:01:52 > 0:01:58- super-soldier hair.- Oh! Perfect for my weekly toenail trim. Me next!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Ugh! Fine! Hold still.- OK.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07Any sudden movement could be...extremely dangerous.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15HE SIGHS
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Ah!- My turn, my turn, my turn!- Argh!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29HE SNEEZES
0:02:29 > 0:02:33My hair! I need that hair for the Hair Fairy!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36BOTH: Hair Fairy? CRASH!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Yes, the Hair Fairy.
0:02:39 > 0:02:45My Grand Menace always told me that when the stars and planets align,
0:02:45 > 0:02:50when hamsters rain down, when the sound of bells fills the air,
0:02:50 > 0:02:54the Hair Fairy will come to give untold riches
0:02:54 > 0:02:58to those who have saved up enough hair for her.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Riches?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Oh! This is ludicrous! There is no Hair Fairy, Tooth Decay Gnome,
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Summer Solstice Rat, and, OK, Kinder Kreep, but
0:03:08 > 0:03:11the notion of a Hair Fairy is delusional!
0:03:11 > 0:03:16Delusional or not, as Supreme Commander, I order us all to believe.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19How much hair are we talking about here?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Er, a closet full.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29This is what I've scraped together so far.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32HE WHEEZES
0:03:32 > 0:03:33HE SNEEZES
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Whoa!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40You mean, I've been living with this in my lair all this time?!
0:03:40 > 0:03:45Don't worry, Doktor Frogg, once I put it all back in the closet,
0:03:45 > 0:03:47you won't know it's there.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48HE SNEEZES REPEATEDLY
0:03:51 > 0:03:53League of Super Evil!
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Hair, ugh! Gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01HE WHIMPERS THEN SNEEZES
0:04:03 > 0:04:06HE SNEEZES REPEATEDLY
0:04:06 > 0:04:08HE GIGGLES
0:04:09 > 0:04:12VOLTAR MUMBLES
0:04:14 > 0:04:15HE GASPS
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Hmm. Argh! It's happening!
0:04:21 > 0:04:26Sorry, Voltar, it's bells and hamsters, not harps and fish.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28HE GROANS
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Don't let me down, rodent!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39What are you waiting for? Rain!
0:04:42 > 0:04:43HE GROANS
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Oh, what a day. I've sneezed up quite an appetite. Huh?
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Agh!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53DOKTOR FROGG SNEEZES
0:04:53 > 0:04:54DOOMAGEDDON LAUGHS
0:05:00 > 0:05:03The bells! The bells!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Hey, keep it quiet over there.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10I am heralding the entrance of the Hair Fairy, you ingrate!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15VOLTAR GROANS
0:05:21 > 0:05:26Oh, goodie! Another hair for the closet. Huh?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28HE SNEEZES
0:05:33 > 0:05:36HE SNORES
0:05:43 > 0:05:44HE GASPS
0:05:47 > 0:05:48HE SQUEALS
0:05:48 > 0:05:53Argh!
0:06:03 > 0:06:04NO!
0:06:04 > 0:06:09This hair madness must stop!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14VOLTAR LAUGHS
0:06:14 > 0:06:17The planets converge!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Voltar, it's happening. - Of course it's happening.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24It took me all day to cut these out.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25No, look!
0:06:30 > 0:06:37Yes! Soon the untold riches of the Hair Fairy will be mine! Ha ha ha!
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Huh? HE SNIFFS
0:06:38 > 0:06:40RED MENACE SNIFFS
0:06:40 > 0:06:45That doesn't smell like Doktor Frogg's usual lab accidents.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Foul clippings plague me no more.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52What have you done?! The convergence has started!
0:06:52 > 0:06:57Oh, Voltar, Voltar, Voltar, if science has taught me anything,
0:06:57 > 0:07:02it's that blind faith and childhood fantasies leads to nothing but...
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Huh?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07B-B-But...it's raining hamsters!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Just like the prophecy.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Thanks to Mr Science here, we're going to miss out on the riches!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18But... I was... How could it...? Oh!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22It's OK. We'll just have to find some more hair
0:07:22 > 0:07:24before the Hair Fairy gets here.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Hmm.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33HE SNORES
0:07:42 > 0:07:43WHIRRING
0:07:43 > 0:07:46RED MENACE WHISTLES
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Oh!
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Huh?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04MAN SHRIEKS
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Ahem.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Huh? - RED MENACE GULPS
0:08:13 > 0:08:14LAUGHTER
0:08:15 > 0:08:16BELLS CHIME
0:08:16 > 0:08:22The bells! We need to get this hair back to the lair! Whoa! Ow!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29You see, I told you we could do it.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35I hate to break the bad news to you, Voltar, but by my calculations
0:08:35 > 0:08:37we're still a teeny bit short.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Huh?- Oh, well. I'll get rid of our failure.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Not so fast, Frogg.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Tell me, when's the last time you had a hair cut?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51D-Don't you even think about it!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55HE WHIMPERS
0:08:55 > 0:08:57No, no, no!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59NO!
0:08:59 > 0:09:00DOKTOR FROGG WHIMPERS
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- What have you done to me? - I think it looks trendy.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08HE MUTTERS
0:09:08 > 0:09:12At last, victory is now within my grasp!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19She's in there.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Behold, the riches are mine!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31THEY GASP
0:09:31 > 0:09:33That's it?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Hm, I've always wanted to be a brunette.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43I hear blondes have more fun. Ah-choo! Grrr!
0:09:45 > 0:09:51All that for a bunch of wigs? Why aren't treasures treasures any more?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- BANG - Whoa, whoa!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Twice in one night? Impossible!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01BAGPIPES PLAY
0:10:01 > 0:10:03It's raining bunnies.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Bunnies? Bagpipes?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Ah! The used chewing gum sprite is coming!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- He brings gold and diamonds.- Yes!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I've got a year's worth of used chewing gum
0:10:14 > 0:10:16stuck under the table. Ha ha ha!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:10:18 > 0:10:23Oh, yeah...about that...
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Frogg.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28I did a little cleaning.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33Grrrrr. Ho-ho-ho.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Oh, no.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Mm, mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh, my jaw!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Chew.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58HE MOANS
0:10:58 > 0:11:00DOKTOR FROGG WAILS
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