Vollossus

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03One zillion smackers!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Three zillion!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11The point of a garage sale is to get rid of junk!

0:00:13 > 0:00:14Ten zillion!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18Who in their right mind would pay ten zillion for...?

0:00:18 > 0:00:19CRASH

0:00:19 > 0:00:20I'll take it!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Wait, no, no! I change my mind!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Give it back!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ooft!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32EVIL LAUGH

0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Hee-hee!- Ooft!

0:00:33 > 0:00:34- Whoa...- Huh?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Whoa-aah!- Ooft!- Oooh!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59EVIL LAUGH

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Voltar...

0:01:03 > 0:01:04What are you doing?

0:01:04 > 0:01:08The henchbots and I just finished installing...

0:01:08 > 0:01:12a lock on the washroom door!

0:01:12 > 0:01:13To increase evil productivity,

0:01:13 > 0:01:16all minions will have to ask my permission

0:01:16 > 0:01:17before using the bathroom.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20and I'M the only one with the code!

0:01:20 > 0:01:21EVIL LAUGH

0:01:21 > 0:01:23TOILET FLUSHES

0:01:23 > 0:01:24VOLTAR GROANS

0:01:24 > 0:01:26HE LAUGHS

0:01:26 > 0:01:27I'm back!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Red Menace...status report.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Sir, my dangerous mission to the dry cleaners

0:01:35 > 0:01:37was a complete success, sir -

0:01:37 > 0:01:39one squeaky-clean squeak toy for Doomageddon.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43TOY SQUEAKS

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- HE GULPS - One stain-free

0:01:45 > 0:01:46straightjacket for Doktor Frogg.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Ooft! Ah!

0:01:49 > 0:01:53One dirt-free pair of smiley face boxers for me.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54HE GIGGLES

0:01:54 > 0:01:57And one pair of spotless pyjamas for Voltar.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Red!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Those aren't my party pony...

0:02:00 > 0:02:04Er, I mean really, really evil pyjamas!

0:02:04 > 0:02:08That looks like the mighty Skullossus' exo-suit.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10I'm sorry, Voltar. The nice man at the cleaners

0:02:10 > 0:02:12must have switched them by mistake.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Well...

0:02:14 > 0:02:17his mistake is our jackpot!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20With that suit's power we could take over the city!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Ooh! Maybe even the world!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Way ahead of you, Frogg.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28BANGING AND CLANKING

0:02:28 > 0:02:30EVIL LAUGH

0:02:32 > 0:02:35You think Skullossus noticed the mix-up?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Nah, Skullossus probably has a million of these things.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Foolish Skullmandos!

0:02:40 > 0:02:44How could you allow such a foolish mistake?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47I already own party pony... I mean,

0:02:47 > 0:02:50really, really evil pyjamas!

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Oh!

0:02:51 > 0:02:56You have failed me for the last time, Skullmandos!

0:02:56 > 0:02:59And you know what that means!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- CLUNK - No cream?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05You have failed me for the last time!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Whoaaa-ha-ha!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11No "wet floor" sign?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13You have failed me for the last time!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Ahhhh!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Late fees on a DVD rental?

0:03:18 > 0:03:22You have failed me for the last time!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Er...

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Do you mind?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ahhhh!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Just wait until I get my body back!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38All the punishments I have inflicted on you

0:03:38 > 0:03:40will pale in comparison to what... Huh?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oh, don't you dare!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Ahhh!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Traitors!

0:03:54 > 0:03:55DOKTOR FROGG WHIMPERS

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Stupid random security code!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Got to go, got to go!

0:04:02 > 0:04:03BUZZER Ahh!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Blasted fat powerful fingers!

0:04:05 > 0:04:06BUZZER

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Blasted extra-super-colossal soda!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Just give me the code already so I can open the door for you.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Pah! Give you the code? Never!

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Oh!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Maybe if I just, er...

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Eeee!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Uh-oh.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Eeeeee!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Guuuurghhh! Eeee!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37WATER TINKLES

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Uh-oh.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, you didn't!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Um, only just a little.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49'Warning - suit integrity critical.'

0:04:49 > 0:04:51MECHANICAL CLANKING

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Ahh! Hooo!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Make it stop! I can't...

0:04:56 > 0:04:58CRASH Ahhh!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Waah-ya-ya-ya-ya!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Ooh, darn his weak bladder.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10We had the most powerful weapon known to evildom

0:05:10 > 0:05:12and... And he ruined it!

0:05:13 > 0:05:14I call dibs on his bedroom.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18HE WHIMPERS

0:05:20 > 0:05:21That's right, Doomageddon.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Voltar is the only one who knows the bathroom security code.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28And we may never be able to use our bathroom ever again!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30HE GROWLS

0:05:30 > 0:05:33We need to find someone with intricate knowledge

0:05:33 > 0:05:35of Skullossus' suit...and fast!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38But where could we find such a person?

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Whoaaa-ahhh!

0:05:39 > 0:05:41CRASH

0:05:41 > 0:05:42HE COUGHS

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Skullossus!

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Ah!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54You there, scrawny meat-sack.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Have you seen my body?

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- HE WHIMPERS - It was all Votar's fault.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00He has it!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Where is this Voltar?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05On an out of control rampage of destruction.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Rampage, eh?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11You shall assist me in finding him.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Have I made myself clear?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16HE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Ready yourselves, foolish temporary minions.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23We have a rampaging exo-suit to catch.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26And a bathroom door code to get back!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29SKULLOSSUS STRUGGLES

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Ooh...

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Nice exo-suit.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Ahhh!

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Excellent!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39EVIL LAUGH

0:06:42 > 0:06:45SCREAMING

0:06:45 > 0:06:47VOLTAR SCREAMS

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Oww!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Yaaah-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56CRASH!

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Ahhh!

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Oh!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Need washroom...

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Must hold it in.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08GIGGLING

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Oh!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15TOILET FLUSHES

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh!

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Now come on, who waters the pavement? I mean honestly!

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Whoa!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31SKULLOSSUS LAUGHS EVILLY

0:07:31 > 0:07:35Not so fast, my defective doppelganger!

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Ah!

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Minions!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40You came to save me!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Actually, we just want the bathroom code!- What?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Eat plasma!

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Ah, nuts.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51MECHANICAL CLANKING

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Whoa-ah-ah-ah!

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Oh...

0:07:56 > 0:07:58My exo-suit can do that?

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Wow!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Ahh-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Whoa!

0:08:08 > 0:08:09CRASH!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11TOILET FLUSHES

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Ohh-oh.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Whoa-ho-ho!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21CRASHING AND BANGING

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Whoa...

0:08:25 > 0:08:28EVIL LAUGH

0:08:28 > 0:08:32This may prove to be more difficult that I expected.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33You, dog thing...

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Immobilise the beast with your fire breath.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Doomageddon can do that?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45You, skinny guy,

0:08:45 > 0:08:47fire a plunger at its skull container.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Ahh!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- EVIL LAUGH - With pleasure!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53ELECTRONIC BEEPING

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Eek... Oh, what am I worried about? Frogg always misses...

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Ooh.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Did I get him?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Now you,

0:09:08 > 0:09:10strong guy, get me to that plunger.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Sure thing, temporary boss.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13EVIL LAUGH

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Huh?

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Aaargh!

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Argh!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Waaaah-eeek!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- CRASH! - Ah, nuts.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Good as almost new.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Urgh...

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Hmm... A little more damp than I remember.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43No matter.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46The mighty Skullossus thanks you, temporary minions,

0:09:46 > 0:09:47for your assistance.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50You performed adequately.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Aw, sir.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54As for you, Voltar...

0:09:54 > 0:09:55No!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59I hope you're proud of what you did.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY AND GULPS

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Because I am!

0:10:03 > 0:10:04HE LAUGHS

0:10:04 > 0:10:08You single-handedly destroyed half the city!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Now, that's pretty evil!

0:10:11 > 0:10:16Ha-ha! You hear that? Skullossus called me evil!

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Yeah! Ha-ha! Call me when you're a little taller.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22HE SIGHS

0:10:23 > 0:10:25You might make a good henchman some day.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Taller? Henchman?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34T-Take me, wait!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Take me with you, Skullossus!

0:10:36 > 0:10:40You're a way better leader than Voltar! Please don't go!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Please don't go-oh-oh-oh!

0:10:43 > 0:10:48I'm just happy to have everyone back together again.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50And the washroom door code.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I've got to go first!

0:10:52 > 0:10:53But you just went!

0:10:53 > 0:10:57So? I have a small bladder!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I've been waiting all day!

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Subtitles by Kirsty McLaren Red Bee Media Ltd

0:11:09 > 0:11:12E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk