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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- DOOMAGEDDON SNARLS - Look! A tasty Doomhound vitamin!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Oh, no, the worst-tasting vitamin ever!

0:00:08 > 0:00:12I'm so glad three guys aren't about to force me to eat this.

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Ugh!

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Ooh!

0:00:15 > 0:00:18VOLTAR GIBBERS

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Huh.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27DOOMAGEDDON CHUCKLES

0:00:29 > 0:00:32VOLTAR LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Hee-hee.- Oh?

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Huh?- Oh!- Wah!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08MAN WHISTLES CHEERILY

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Excuse me, unsuspecting citizen,

0:01:14 > 0:01:19are you aware of our store's free photo-developing policy, hmm?

0:01:20 > 0:01:24You're not a store! That's a refrigerator box.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Plus my camera is digital.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Oi!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35My neck hurts.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38I have knee marks in my ears.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Oh, pish-posh! A sore neck and waxy knees is a small price to pay

0:01:42 > 0:01:45for seeing everyone's private photos.

0:01:45 > 0:01:51Photos that will give us the secrets of everyone in Metro Town!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53The combination to every safe,

0:01:53 > 0:01:58the recipe for the secret syrup at The Waffle Pit.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:01 > 0:02:04ALL: Mmm! Waffle Pit.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05SCREAM!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07SQUEAK!

0:02:07 > 0:02:12The bunny! It heard every detail of our top-secret scheme! Grab it!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Huh?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17BOING! BOING! BOING!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30RABBIT SIGHS

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Get it! Get back here! Get the bunny!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35ZZZ!

0:02:38 > 0:02:44- Got ya, Bunny!- Oh! Those nice men saved that bunny!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46PEOPLE CLAMOUR

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Who? Wh-What? Who are you calling "nice men"?

0:02:51 > 0:02:54The beast was spying on our nefarious plan.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Someone dove in front of a flaming bus and saved a bunny?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02GASPS AND APPLAUSE You take that back!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04CHEERS AND WHISTLES

0:03:12 > 0:03:15FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:21 > 0:03:24TYRES SCREECH

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Don't worry, Voltar. When word of tonight's caper gets out,

0:03:31 > 0:03:34everyone will know how evil and not good we are.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38OK. Here's the plan. At 10:15, cut the alarm.

0:03:38 > 0:03:4010:30, break into the bank.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Once we're in the bank, there's only a flimsy

0:03:43 > 0:03:48six-foot reinforced concrete wall between us and The Waffle Pit! Ha!

0:03:48 > 0:03:49THEY LAUGH MANIACALLY

0:03:49 > 0:03:54Soon, their super-secret syrup recipe will be OURS!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02DRAMATIC HEIST MUSIC PLAYS

0:04:06 > 0:04:09PEOPLE CHEER

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Whiskers wanted to thank you again

0:04:12 > 0:04:15and kiss you all with his little wet nose.

0:04:15 > 0:04:21Excuse me, are those shovels to dig a playground for Bunny?

0:04:21 > 0:04:22What?! NO!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26LISTEN TO ME!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29I didn't work hard all my life -

0:04:29 > 0:04:32cheating, lying and borrowing without asking -

0:04:32 > 0:04:34to be treated like a hero!

0:04:34 > 0:04:38They're so humble... just like the White Knight!

0:04:39 > 0:04:43- CHEERS - Listen, it was ONE bunny!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45We just picked it up.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Before a train hit it! CHEERS

0:04:48 > 0:04:51News just in - the four bunny-saving heroes

0:04:51 > 0:04:54are being honoured with the key to the city.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58The White Knight himself is coming out of retirement to present it.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Let's hug them and their bunny-playground-digging shovel!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Oh, no!

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Ugh! All these adoring fans are giving me a headache.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Eeek!

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Um...what's all this?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18RED MENACE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Uh...tokens of civic gratitude.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Free surplus cushions from Cushion Barn.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Oh! Porksicles from Pigs Of Plenty!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Ho-ho! And...

0:05:30 > 0:05:35free mobile phones... if we sign up for a five-year plan.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37DOKTOR FROGG GASPS

0:05:37 > 0:05:42A month's worth of syrup and waffles from The Waffle Pit!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45We don't want their syrup.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Slurp! We don't?- No.

0:05:48 > 0:05:53We're scheming to get that recipe ourselves. This is the final straw!

0:05:53 > 0:05:57We have to do something so nefariously evil,

0:05:57 > 0:06:01in public, that no-one ever gives us a freebie again!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Oh!

0:06:10 > 0:06:15Hmm. Maybe the key to the city isn't SUCH a bad thing.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17No, Frogg!

0:06:17 > 0:06:21I refuse to accept something that represents all that we despise.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25We are NOTHING LIKE the White Knight!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Grr!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36VOLTAR CHUCKLES Ya!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- WHISTLE BLOWS - All clean!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Hmm.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Wait a minute!

0:06:49 > 0:06:53What if we pretend to accept the key,

0:06:53 > 0:06:57letting us cleverly befoul Mr Hero here

0:06:57 > 0:07:03in a way this city will never forget?! And NEVER forgive.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ooh!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Agh!

0:07:18 > 0:07:19VOLTAR CHUCKLES

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Disguise the mud puddle.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24DOKTOR FROGG LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Excuse us, Mr Security Person.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37- We wondered if...? - Oh, it's the heroes!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Here to look around? Go ahead. Touch anything you want.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45Climb the scaffolding. Hey, want to borrow my security badge

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- and the secret map of the Limo route?- Hee-hee!

0:07:51 > 0:07:55You don't even want to look at our suspicious milkshake?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00From the first moment I saw them,

0:08:00 > 0:08:03I knew they were heroes to be admired.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08I know you've come to love them as much as I do.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10CHEERS

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Today we thank them for their many acts of animal kindness

0:08:14 > 0:08:16and selfless heroism.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18CHEERS

0:08:20 > 0:08:25Hmm, let's see how much they love us in 30 seconds!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28RED MENACE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY

0:08:28 > 0:08:31I can't believe the White Knight himself

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- will be...standing on this stage! - Ooh-aargh!

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Oh, he won't be white for long, Red...or standing!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Frogg, arm the remote!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43MANIACAL LAUGHTER

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- The batteries are dead. - Oh, push the button harder.

0:08:53 > 0:08:58It doesn't matter how HARD you push it if the batteries are dead!

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Here, let me try.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Red!- Oops!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Now look what you've done!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- CHEERS - The White Knight!

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Do right, like the knight.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh, er, not yet, sir.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21With no mud puddle, we have to accept the key.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26Well, it will look good over the fireplace and we did save the bunny.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28We didn't save the bunny!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31We are despicable and untrustworthy.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35We can't trade all that for some...key!

0:09:35 > 0:09:39This key opens every back door in our fair city.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Oh! Including The Waffle Pit!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45KERCHING! Yes!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55The key. Give us the key.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57CHEERS

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Uh...now, sir. - WHITE KNIGHT SNORES

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Sir?

0:10:05 > 0:10:06ALL: Oh!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Where's my key?!

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Did you SEE that? He saved the White Knight!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Do right, like the Knight.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Whoa!- Yeah! Woo-hoo!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Cool!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41No, Red, this is not cool.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Wah! Definitely not cool!

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Let's hear it once again for THE HEROES!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50CROWD CHANTS: Heroes! Heroes! Heroes!

0:10:50 > 0:10:53I am not a hero! No!

0:10:53 > 0:10:57I am a villain, do you hear me? I am a villain!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59A VILLAIN!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01VOLTAR BAWLS

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Subtitles by Laura Moodie Red Bee Media Ltd 2010

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