Franken-Blecch

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0:00:14 > 0:00:18Come on, guys, how hard is it to heat up a pizza?

0:00:18 > 0:00:19Ay!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21- Bleurgh!- Tee-hee.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23- Tee, hee-hee.- Urgh!

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Joke's on him! That's Doomy's Nose-Nugget treats!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Ew!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Mwa-ha ha-ha!

0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Hee-hee!- Ah!

0:00:33 > 0:00:34- Ah!- Huh?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Argh!- Ah!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Come on, Doomy!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Cheer up!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Hey! How about a game of Bowling Ball Fetch?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09It's time for snipping Miss Daisy.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Argh! Oh!

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Sorry, Doktor Frogg.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Doomageddon's been SO depressed lately,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21I'm trying to cheer him up.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Do I look like a bowling pin?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oh! Comrades Evil!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Today is our lucky day!

0:01:27 > 0:01:31This treasure map literally just flew into my hands!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Cool!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36The X on this map...

0:01:36 > 0:01:40matches the big X somebody mysteriously spray painted

0:01:40 > 0:01:41on our front yard!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Precisely!

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Somewhere under there lies wealth beyond our wildest dreams.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52All we need is a few mighty paw swipes from this snooze-hound.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Hee, hee! There isn't a garden around

0:01:55 > 0:01:58that hasn't suffered his hole-making.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Psst! Doomy!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03LOUDER: Doomy!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06DOOMY! It's your master!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08I order you to stop being a gloom-hound

0:02:08 > 0:02:11and be a dirt-digging doom-hound!

0:02:11 > 0:02:12HE GIGGLES AND HUMS

0:02:12 > 0:02:16SNARLING, BREAKS WIND

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Hee, hee! SIGHS

0:02:19 > 0:02:23You won't get that beast to do anything while he's depressed.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26YELPING

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Maybe he's lonely!

0:02:29 > 0:02:33If we find him a friend, he'll be back to his old self in a jiffy.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38Hey! We should adopt him a poochy pal from the pound!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45We are not getting some pre-owned pet, Red.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Not when Doktor Frogg can make us one!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- FROGG SHRIEKS - Thank you, Voltar!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Creating life is the pinnacle of mad sciencedom.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58I was thinking more along the lines of a sock monkey, but hey!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Knock yourself out! MWAH!

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Hoo hoo! That's what I call great fizzy! Ho, ho, ho!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21CRAZED LAUGHTER

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Soon!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25KER-POW!

0:03:27 > 0:03:33Ah! You've gathered the ingredients for doom-hound 2. Excellent, Igor.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Who-gor?- That's mad scientist-speak for chief assistant.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Gotcha!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43SPOOKY ACCENT: Your ingredients, master. Heh, heh.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48Fried chicken, fried computer core, Bendango hair...

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Huh-mmm...

0:03:52 > 0:03:53..and...

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- What's with these crooked teeth? - From the garbage at the dentist.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Eurgh!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01GLOOP GLOOP!

0:04:01 > 0:04:08Now, where are the evil brain cells so my monsterpiece will be COMPLETE!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Um...- Oh...

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Wait! - SNAP!

0:04:12 > 0:04:16This sea slug looks sorta evil.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Pfft, maybe to plankton!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23What are you doing with a sea slug in your pocket?

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Wouldn't fit in my shoe?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26DRUM ROLL

0:04:30 > 0:04:34We need the power surge from that approaching storm

0:04:34 > 0:04:36to zap life into my creation.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh... Slip me the slug.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41WIND HOWLS, THUNDER ROARS

0:04:45 > 0:04:46LOUD WHIRRING

0:04:53 > 0:04:55ZAP! CRASH!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58ZAPPING AND CRACKLING

0:05:03 > 0:05:06HE GASPS SLURPING NOISES

0:05:06 > 0:05:09IT'S ALIVE!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- BREAKS WIND - Yi-ya!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20ALL GASP Eh...alive?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Are you sure about that, Frogg?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25SMACK! GROWLING

0:05:25 > 0:05:27GURGLING

0:05:30 > 0:05:33They're bonding.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35SWEET MUSIC PLAYS

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- BELCH! GAA-GAA! - BLECCH!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Isn't that adorable?

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Doomy named the blobby Blecch.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Eee-eee, it's a blob with bad teeth! PARP!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- The teeth were my idea. - KERRRUNCH!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Gaaaaah! Ow!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Get rid of it, Frogg!

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Blecchy wasn't chomping to be mean, Voltar.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02His widdle tummy's probably empty.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03GIGGLING

0:06:03 > 0:06:05GAA-AAAA-AARPH!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Waaaah!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Well, it's empty now.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Showing off your little bundle of joy!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16I've never seen you prouder, Doomageddon.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19CHILDREN LAUGH AND SHOUT

0:06:21 > 0:06:23BAAAH-AAAAR-FAAGH!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Oh! Aaaaaah!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Eeek!- Phew, phew...- Urgh.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Now little Blecchy won't have to wait for a turn on the slide!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34CRASH!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39KERR-UNCH!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42GAA-AWRRR!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45BEH-EH-EH-ELCH!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50SLURP! HAPPY COOING NOISES

0:06:52 > 0:06:53VOLTAR GROANS AND STRAINS

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Should've tried before...

0:06:56 > 0:06:58wouldn't have... GASPS

0:06:58 > 0:07:01..treasure... Will anyone...

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yaaaaah!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07YAHA-AAAAAH-HAAA!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09# League of Super Evil. #

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Gaaah! Get a potion thing!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Help me dig up this treasure!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17SNAP! Ow!

0:07:17 > 0:07:22Not until I discover why my attempt to create mutant life went awry.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Hmm, might have gone overboard on the mayonnaise.

0:07:25 > 0:07:30Give me something sciency to do the job! Aaargh. Oh...

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Ah... Oooh! Try my extreme dirt remover.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35It's an evil laundry product.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39- I haven't worked out all the kinks. - SCOOSH!

0:07:39 > 0:07:40SIZZLING

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Frogg, you're a genius! Thank... Oowwww!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57What?! Already out?

0:08:00 > 0:08:01CRASH!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03THUD!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16WAAAAAH! BANG!

0:08:16 > 0:08:22That thing is SO outta here! SIZZLING

0:08:23 > 0:08:26The mutant has gone too far!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28He drank all our grape fizzy

0:08:28 > 0:08:31and left slimy lip prints over my favourite cup.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35Aa-and, it finished off all the microwave popcorn...

0:08:35 > 0:08:39- including the microwave. - And swallowed our TV!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- WHOOOSH! - BLAAAA-RRRPH!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44SQUEALING CRASH!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Bad Blecchy! I'm sorry, Doom, but I'm with them.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Our lair's just no place to raise a Blecch.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54ROARING THEY SCREAM

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Doom! Come back!

0:08:58 > 0:09:03- We'll find a good home for Blecch. - DOOM GROWLS

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Now who's gonna dig my hole?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09ROARING AND WHOOSHING

0:09:09 > 0:09:11SPLAT!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Even Doomageddon's pals are grossed out by that blob.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- WHINING - Aw, Doomageddon...

0:09:18 > 0:09:22No-one's been a better blob mommy than you.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Now Blecch needs to be with his own kind.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29So they can ooze and burp and stink all day long.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30GURGLING AND WHINING

0:09:30 > 0:09:35One of the hardest parts of being a parent is knowing when to let go...

0:09:35 > 0:09:37BUUUURRRRP!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Or, in this case, ooze away.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46You see, Doomy, look how happy he is here with his friends.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48ROARING NOISES

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- GLAAAARPH! - FROGG WHIMPERS

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Help! Aaaaah! Eeeeeh!

0:09:53 > 0:09:56THRASHING NOISES DOOM CHORTLES

0:10:05 > 0:10:06VOLTAR GRUNTS

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Come on, Doomy, what do you say?

0:10:09 > 0:10:13You know how much buried booty means to the little guy.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15RRRAAR!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Gah-oooh!

0:10:19 > 0:10:20RED GASPS

0:10:21 > 0:10:26Woo-hoo-hoo! If I knew you wouldn't rip off my face, I'd kiss you!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28CLANG! There's something down here!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30BANGING

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Yaaaah!

0:10:31 > 0:10:35WHOOOOOSH! Haa-haa-haaa!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38We're stinking rich! It's, it's oil!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43You got that stinking part right.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46It's not a buried treasure map, it's a plan to... Yeuch.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48..Replace the sewers.

0:10:48 > 0:10:53Well, that would explain the black Xs in all our neighbours yards.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Oooh! Curses!

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Well, at least we've finally made Doomy happy.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01HOWLS OF LAUGHTER

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