0:00:02 > 0:00:03Simon says, touch your nose!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Good.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Now, lift this sofa up as high as you can.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19I got it, I got it!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Whoah! Urrgh!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24I didn't say, "Simon says."
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- Frogg says, call an ambulance! - Ha-ha-ha!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah! Eh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- He-he!- Urgh!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Aah!- Huh?- Aah!- Oh!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05COCKEREL CROWS
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Evil... Victory!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12TOY SQUEAKS
0:01:14 > 0:01:16HE MUMBLES
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Voltar?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Voltar!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Voltar, it's finally here!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27My hardly-ever-henchman appreciation day!
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Get off my bed!
0:01:28 > 0:01:33Silly Voltar! Everyone knows that for henchman appreciation day,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I get to wear the antennae of leadership,
0:01:36 > 0:01:38and yell orders at you.
0:01:38 > 0:01:44Now, I order you to get ready for some henchman appreciation fun!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, ha-ha-ha!
0:01:49 > 0:01:50HE SNORES
0:01:57 > 0:02:01It's henchman appreciation day, remember?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04As temporary henchboss, I get first dibs on the bathroom.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh, and don't forget
0:02:06 > 0:02:09my henchman appreciation picnic breakfast in bed!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11That's an order! He-he-he-he!
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Hmm! This flapjack batter in a mug is even better
0:02:18 > 0:02:21than the bag o'dry oatmeal you made last time, Doktor Frogg.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- Eee!- Oops, Voltar, it's time for your "Red Menace is the greatest" speech.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Oh, yeah. Oh, right.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- I wrote you a real good one!- No!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Red is a great guy.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41"Wait for applause."
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Woo-hoo! Yeah!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46"Frogg and I are grateful of his great greatness,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49"isn't that greaty great great?" Oh, the end.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50HE SOBS
0:02:50 > 0:02:51CAR HORNS BLARE
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Ooh!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Ohhh!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07As temporary henchboss, I call dibs on the bubble wrap!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Yah! Ha-ha! Whoah!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Forget your bubbly wrap, Red,
0:03:13 > 0:03:17this knotty pine will make a perfect TV stand.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Aah!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Zirconium-plated outer shell?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Nuclear plasmonic power core?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Chrome-plated cup holders, oww!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28This baby's put together!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29BUZZER
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Aaah!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32ELECTRICAL ZAPPING
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Oh, we're keeping that.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It is with great pride...
0:03:47 > 0:03:49..and a 12 billion price tag,
0:03:49 > 0:03:51that I give you...
0:03:52 > 0:03:55..the army's latest top secret weapon
0:03:55 > 0:03:59in the fight against evil super villains.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01This weapon is so top secret,
0:04:01 > 0:04:04that even I don't know what it looks like.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07No, no... Wait, Sir, there's no...
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Behold...
0:04:10 > 0:04:11GASPS
0:04:11 > 0:04:16- What?- Er, Sir, it must have fallen off the truck during transport.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Are you sure? It's not invisible? - Erm, positive, Sir.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I can't believe our luck!
0:04:24 > 0:04:25With this device,
0:04:25 > 0:04:30we'll be the most powerful super villains in Metrotown!
0:04:30 > 0:04:35- Maybe even the whole tri-city area! Muh-hah...- Citizen Frogg,
0:04:35 > 0:04:39As supreme commander, I do the muh-hah-hah-hah-ing around here!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Actually, Voltar, it's still henchman appreciation day,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45which means I'm in charge,
0:04:45 > 0:04:49and I say we should return the gizmo to its rightful owners.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50What?!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53We're going to plaster the neighbourhood
0:04:53 > 0:04:55with these "found" posters I made.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56It'll be fun!
0:04:56 > 0:05:00I even put asparagus-flavoured adhesive on the back! Yummy!
0:05:02 > 0:05:03SIRENS WAIL
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Set up unit-wide search pattern!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Sir, we've found this.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14"Found. One futuristic gizmo capable of burning a hole
0:05:14 > 0:05:17"in the earth's crust. Contact Red Menace,
0:05:17 > 0:05:22"leader of the League Of Super Evil, at 217 Happy Valley Road.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24"Will need proof of ownership."
0:05:24 > 0:05:28We must re-acquire the weapon before it falls into the wrong hands.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Saddle up, men! We're moving out!
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Hello.- I believe you have something of mine?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Hmm, I see. Do you have any proof that the item in question is yours?
0:05:51 > 0:05:56Err... I seem to have left the receipt in my other uniform.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Uh-huh.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Well, then, just a couple of questions. What colour is it?
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Er... I don't know.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Is it bigger than a tuna?- Maybe.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Does it smell like a tuna?- No. I mean, yeah. I mean... It might?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Sorry. Wrong answer.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Grrrr!
0:06:13 > 0:06:14ELECTRICAL ZAPPING
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Boy, do I love that thing!- Open fire!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21- Aaah!- Aaah!
0:06:24 > 0:06:29I will not let this gizmo fall into the wrong hands!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Red, I order you to stop them with the multi-plasma thingy!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37First, you can't order me today,
0:06:37 > 0:06:40and second, it doesn't belong to us. We might break it!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42And third, I have a better idea.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Sir, the target vehicle has entered a dead-end street.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55We have them!
0:06:56 > 0:06:57What?
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Er, cluck, cluck. Cluck...- You there!
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Did you see a golf cart
0:07:05 > 0:07:08carrying a top secret military weapon come this way?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Hmm, can't say I have.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15Been spreading manure all morning. How about you, Abigail?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Ee-ay, ee-ay, no!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Move out, men. Those villains have given us the slip.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25OK, guys, looks like we're going to have to lay low
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- until we can find the gizmo's owner. - CHICKEN CLUCKS
0:07:28 > 0:07:31How do chickens do that?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Ow, oh, ow, urrgh! Aaargh!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Stupid chicken zipper! This is all your fault, Red.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45You guys are just cranky cos you missed breakfast.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Lucky for you, bush survival was part of my super henchman training.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52That's a stink beetle and tree fungus salad,
0:07:52 > 0:07:54with a light pond scum vinaigrette.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Urgh!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Aaargh!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03That's it. Henchman appreciation day is over!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Which means you are no longer the temporary henchboss!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09But it's not six o'clock yet.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I don't care!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I am taking the gizmo and going back to the lair.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Frogg, give me a hand!
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Urrgh!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Aiii!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Argh!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24ELECTRICAL ZAPPING
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Ooops.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27It's them! Fire at will, men!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Ooh!- Ow, ow, stop it! Oh!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Don't just stand there, Red. Do something super henchmanny!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40But I'm no longer henchboss, remember?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43OK, fine, you're reinstated. Now, do something!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Yay!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Those weapon-pilferers have given us the slip again!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57We should be safe here,
0:08:57 > 0:09:01as long as nobody makes any sudden movements or loud noises.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Er, yeah, whatever, Red.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Huh! Eeee!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Ah, stop it, stop it! That tickles!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10THEY ALL SCREAM
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Don't worry, Doktor Frogg. A good henchboss is always prepared.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17No!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Aaargh!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Sir, they seem to hold evil dominion
0:09:27 > 0:09:29over the flying creatures of the forest.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Urgh, grrr!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Phew!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41We're under attack, men. Take cover!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Woo-woo! Muh-hah-hah-hah! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50We're in over our heads, trooper. Activate the self-destruct sequence.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55If the army can't play with a cool weapon, then no-one can.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59TIMER BEEPS
0:10:03 > 0:10:04I don't believe it!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08No broken bones, no contusions, no dents in my claws,
0:10:08 > 0:10:10that never happens when Voltar's in charge!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14People and gizmo-saving is what temporary leaders do.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17VOLTAR CLUCKS
0:10:17 > 0:10:20You know how hard it is to run in a chicken suit?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21ALARM BEEPS
0:10:21 > 0:10:26Oh, six o'clock already. Boy, time flies when you're having fun!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Muh-hah-hah! That means henchman appreciation day is over,
0:10:29 > 0:10:31and I'm back in charge!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35I hereby decree that we are keeping this plasma shooting doo-hickey,
0:10:35 > 0:10:40because it can melt holes in stuff, and has cool flashing numbers on it!
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Red, I order you to take us to the hospital.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Ha-ha! Yes, Sir, team leader.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Ah, you know, I kind of miss being a henchman.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Subtitles by Sam Parish Red Bee Media Ltd
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