0:00:02 > 0:00:05- EXPLOSION - With a fiery explosion,
0:00:05 > 0:00:09the greatest super villain, Doktor Frogg, enters the bank.
0:00:09 > 0:00:14Its feeble guards are no match for his awesome evil might!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- Needs more explosions. - AHH!- And dragons!
0:00:25 > 0:00:30Can't a mad scientist record his dreams in peace around here?!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04HE SNORES
0:01:04 > 0:01:05ALARM RINGS
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Ohh.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12HE STRAINS
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Argh!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Extra-thick weekend edition?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Come on!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Ahh! Ho!
0:01:40 > 0:01:41VOLTAR SNIGGERS
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Oh.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Ow!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Sure, I'm a brilliantly evil genius, but...
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I have the strength of an...
0:01:48 > 0:01:52anaemic gastropod genetically fused to a limp noodle
0:01:52 > 0:01:54wrapped in wet toilet paper.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I'm done complaining! I'm going to do something about this!
0:01:59 > 0:02:04I'm going to find the quickest, easiest, laziest way
0:02:04 > 0:02:07to get myself fit!
0:02:07 > 0:02:12- Did you say quick, easy AND lazy? - Oh, no, Voltar! You don't mean...
0:02:12 > 0:02:17Oh, yes, Frogg. The Rotten Core Evil Home Shopping channel!
0:02:17 > 0:02:23I vowed never to buy anything from Evil Stevens ever again!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Tired of being a weak-armed wuss?
0:02:27 > 0:02:32Heh? Then again, breaking a vow would be the evil thing to do.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35So long, weak Frogg!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Thanks to this Rotten Core "musclifying" deodorant,
0:02:38 > 0:02:43you'll soon be staring at a mountain of muscle!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Well?
0:02:46 > 0:02:51Tingly...and meadow fresh! Maybe I am a little stronger.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Red Menace, test him!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Er...are you sure?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Couch him!- OK.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59RED MENACE STRAINS
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Catch, Doktor Frogg!- AHH!
0:03:01 > 0:03:02- Oh.- Did it work?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05What do you think?!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Ripped off again! I should have known.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Bite your tongue, Frogg!
0:03:10 > 0:03:15The League Of Super Evil never gets taken advantage of!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Whatever. Evil Stevens will pay!
0:03:17 > 0:03:22- We're going to zap him with the molecular descrambler?- Even better.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26We're going to march down to that store...
0:03:26 > 0:03:28AND DEMAND A REFUND!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33A refund?
0:03:33 > 0:03:37HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Henchbot Elites?
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Show our customer what we do to people who ask for refunds.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51But...your deodorant didn't work!
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Ha! Nothing could put muscle on that sack of bones!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Sack of bones?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02So you won't give us our money back?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh... Elites?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Thank you for shopping at Rotten Core.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Ow! Ow! Ow!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Ahh!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Ooh! Ow! Ohh! Ow!
0:04:26 > 0:04:31'Nothing could put muscle in that sack of bones.'
0:04:31 > 0:04:33'Sack of bones.'
0:04:33 > 0:04:35'Sack of bones.'
0:04:35 > 0:04:37AHH!
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Nothing could put muscle on me, eh? I'll show him!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Being strong isn't all it's cracked up to be.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46With the lifting and bending...
0:04:46 > 0:04:49I'd trade my muscle for your smarts any day.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Muscle for smarts! That's it!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56I'll build a machine to convert my surplus genius into muscle!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Red! You're a genius!- OH, YEAH!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Does that mean I get to wear a lab coat?- Er...no.
0:05:07 > 0:05:13Right, Bulk Booster. Let's turn some of this brain into brawn!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Here goes.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:32 > 0:05:37Hey! I look exactly the same! Oh, curse this Bulk Booster!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Guh? Huh?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Ha-ha! Ooh!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:05:52 > 0:05:54EXPLOSION
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Keep it down in there, Frogg!
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Some of us are trying to... scheme and such in here.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02EXPLOSION
0:06:03 > 0:06:04HEAVY BREATHING
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Doktor Frogg?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Yeah!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14BOTH: Ooh!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18And I brought a couple of friends with me.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Mwah! Mwah!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21HE LAUGHS
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- BOTH: Whoa! - Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- He's...strong! - Even stronger than I am.
0:06:30 > 0:06:36- Roster change! Doktor Strong Frogg is my new muscly henchman.- Ooh, yeah!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:37 > 0:06:42- Does that make me our new mad scientist?- Sure...why not?
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Yay!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49HORNS BEEP
0:06:49 > 0:06:54- Ahh! Whoo-hoo! - Faster, Frogg! Faster!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Hey! What's the matter with you?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01HE LAUGHS
0:07:04 > 0:07:05VOLTAR LAUGHS
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Ha-ha!
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Oh.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ha-ha! Oh.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Ha-ha! Oh.- Frogg...
0:07:19 > 0:07:21You need to help us do evil.
0:07:21 > 0:07:28So stop playing with your flashlight and go get that refund!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Eh? Oh! Oh, yeah! I gets refund!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33METALLIC RATTLE
0:07:33 > 0:07:35HE LAUGHS
0:07:35 > 0:07:37HE GROANS
0:07:42 > 0:07:43HE SINGS QUIETLY
0:07:45 > 0:07:47AHH!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Who weak now?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Refund!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54THEY LAUGH
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Get that refund, Frogg!- Elites!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Show them to the door!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05HE GROWLS
0:08:06 > 0:08:08THEY CLUCK
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Eh... Eh... Oh.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Ooh. - HE LAUGHS
0:08:13 > 0:08:15KLAXON WAILS
0:08:15 > 0:08:16What?!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19HE SCREECHES
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Ooh, flashy.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- We're trapped!- That's right.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34I just activated the store's ultimate anti-refund measure -
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Its self-destruct sequence!
0:08:36 > 0:08:43So you're going to blow up the entire store to save a few dollars?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Exactly!
0:08:44 > 0:08:49Shouldn't you be outside the store and not trapped in it with us?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53We're doomed! Yike! Oh, no!
0:08:53 > 0:08:59- Red! Turn it off!- Only someone really smart could figure this out.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I know someone really smart.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- A-ha-ha!- Smart Frogg? I know you're in there.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Ew.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11We need you to turn off the self-destruct sequence.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16I am going to unlock your inner smartness.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:20 > 0:09:25- What's he doing?- Duh! Unlocking Frogg's inner smartness!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29OK, cue the re-education montage music!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Ha-ha!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Ha-ha!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39HE LAUGHS
0:09:40 > 0:09:41HE LAUGHS
0:09:48 > 0:09:49HE LAUGHS
0:09:49 > 0:09:52We're doomed!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Ahh!- Wait! Look!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Two plus two is four.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00It's working!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04The angular coefficient of a cross-spectral wave
0:10:04 > 0:10:07is equal to the amplitude of the input.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Brilliant! Now turn off that self-destruct sequence.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh, er. Hey, do I get a refund?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Fine! Fine! Just turn it off!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Hm.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Well, that's embarrassing.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24You did it, Frogg!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27AND we got a refund!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31HE SOBS
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Victory!
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Gosh! What are we going to do with all this refund money?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45'Got cash burning a hole in your pocket?'
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Rotten Core Technologies is proud to present
0:10:48 > 0:10:52its most expensive technological advancement EVER!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55The Backscratcher XL
0:10:55 > 0:10:57ALL: Ooh!
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