0:00:01 > 0:00:03Are you an evil villain on a tight budget?
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Then come down to League of Super Evil's
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Discount villain emporium.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12All destructobeams, 45% off.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Vintage jet packs, 35% off.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19So come on down and see if we can help you
0:00:19 > 0:00:21make your schemes even more diabolical.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25WHISTLING, CRASH!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Whoo-hoo!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32MANIACAL LAUGHTER Huh?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03VOLTAR CACKLES
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Well, well, well,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09if it isn't my old nemesis.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11HE WHISTLES A TUNE
0:01:13 > 0:01:19No doubt with a stack of worthless junk mail. Well, not today, friend.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20BEEP
0:01:23 > 0:01:25CRASHING IN DISTANCE, CAR ALARM BEEPS
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Determined little ant, aren't you?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Doktor Frogg,
0:01:33 > 0:01:35activate the defence system!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Ohhh.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ha.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44ALARM BEEPS
0:01:55 > 0:01:56DOORBELL RINGS
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Hello.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Ooh! Thanks.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- DOOR SLAMS SHUT - Mail call!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Bill, wrong address, wrong address, expired coupons.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11And THAT is why we refuse all mail, Red Menace.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13It's nothing but bitter disappointment.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Ah!
0:02:15 > 0:02:20This one is actually a REAL letter, Voltar!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23A real letter?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Yes! Hand it over!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- It's addressed to ME!- Huh?!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31HE CACKLES
0:02:31 > 0:02:34To you?!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Oh, that's a good one, Red.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39No, seriously, hand it over.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Hey, he's not joking.- Huh?!
0:02:42 > 0:02:48I've been invited to Suzie Jenkins' birthday party!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Oh, boy, oh, boy!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53I bet there'll be a pinata, cake, fun games,
0:02:53 > 0:02:56more cake, maybe even gift bags!
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Cake... Gift bags.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- BOTH:- Ooh!
0:03:08 > 0:03:09- BOTH:- Aah!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17BELLOWS
0:03:20 > 0:03:24There's one for Frogg, and one for Doomageddon.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28And here, Voltar, this is for you.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Mine, mine, mine!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Um, Red, what is this?
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Looks like a free sample of garlic-flavoured breath freshener.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40You are so lucky!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I mean, where's MY invitation?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- DOORBELL RINGS - Huh?!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Thanks. - DOOR SLAMS SHUT
0:03:49 > 0:03:52RED HUMS Huh?!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Henchbots, as your Supreme Lord and Master,
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I order you to hand over that invitation to me!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08VOLTAR SIGHS
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Voltar, are you sure you should be here?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16I mean, you're not even invited.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Pish tosh. Merely an oversight, Red Menace.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22As soon as they see that the great Voltar has arrived,
0:04:22 > 0:04:24they will make me the guest of honour!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- ALL:- Ah...
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Yes!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I deserve to be here! I deserve that gift bag!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53These fools are sadly mistaken if they think a mere fence
0:04:53 > 0:04:55can hold back the great Voltar.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Come on, open up!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Stupid gate.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Hmmm...
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Now we'll see what you're made of.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Open up!
0:05:11 > 0:05:12VOLTAR CONTINUES BANGING GATE
0:05:13 > 0:05:15OK, so we're NOT helping him, right?
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Huh?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24VOLTAR SCREAMS
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Time for Plan B,
0:05:34 > 0:05:36as in "Brilliant"!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I can almost taste that gift bag.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Time for Plan C!
0:05:46 > 0:05:47BANG!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50BUZZER SOUNDS
0:05:52 > 0:05:56I call it Plan C for "Completely Going To Work This Time".
0:05:57 > 0:05:59HE CHUCKLES QUIETLY
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Hmm, almost too easy.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Ow!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06CHILDREN CHEER
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- My turn, my turn! - Wait! Red Menace, don't!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Did you, um, hear something?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Honestly, boys, who needs Suzie Jenkins and her gift bags
0:06:30 > 0:06:35when we can just have our own even cooler party right here at the lair?
0:06:35 > 0:06:36HE LAUGHS
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Well, time to open our gift bags, boys.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44"A day-old cheeseburger and stale fries?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46"Wow, Voltar, you're the coolest."
0:06:46 > 0:06:52"Yeah, Voltar, there's no way Suzie Jenkins' gift bags were that cool."
0:06:52 > 0:06:55HE LAUGHS JOYLESSLY
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Voltar, Voltar, guess what?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00The birthday brat finally came to her senses and gave me an invite?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03No. Suzie got a water slide!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05I just came for my swimsuit.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12That's it! If I can't have a fun party, then no-one can.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Doktor Frogg, start working on some evil contraptions
0:07:15 > 0:07:16for my newest scheme -
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Operation "Make Party No Fun And Get Voltar A Gift Bag".
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Oh...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Fine, I'll do it myself.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Ow! CHILDREN SHOUT
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Mwaha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:54 > 0:07:59Time to see this wretched party come to an end.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02No cake for you.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Kaboom. BEEP
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Yeah!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Noooooooo!
0:08:25 > 0:08:30Plan E for EVIL!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32By playing loud music next to the party,
0:08:32 > 0:08:35no-one will be able to hear the Happy Birthday song.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Mwha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41MUSIC BOOMS
0:08:42 > 0:08:45A DJ! Cool!
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Everybody, let's get down.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- ALL:- Yeah!
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Curses! Time for Plan F.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Operation "Fake Alien Attack".
0:09:18 > 0:09:21VOLTAR CACKLES
0:09:21 > 0:09:23They'll be running for the hills in fear.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32The aliens are attacking.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- ALL:- Ooh!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Run for the hills in fear! BEEP
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Huh?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Oh, no.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00VOLTAR SCREAMS
0:10:05 > 0:10:06THEY ALL GASP
0:10:06 > 0:10:11This is the best party ever!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Too bad Voltar can't see it.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17VOLTAR SCREAMS
0:10:20 > 0:10:21VOLTAR GROANS
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Those petrified party goers have fled
0:10:28 > 0:10:31without their gift bags, they're all mine!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Thanks for inviting us over.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36It was a really fun party.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Ha! In your faces!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I told you I'd get a gift bag, and I got the biggest one of them all!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Um, Voltar?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Do you think we should tell him he just ran off with the garbage?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Maybe next time.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Mine, mine!
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