Escape from Skullossus

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Nothing contains more fearsome power

0:00:04 > 0:00:07than the mighty volcano! Ha-ha!

0:00:07 > 0:00:11Observe as I demonstrate its destructive force

0:00:11 > 0:00:16upon the meek and innocent at this so-called Science Fair!

0:00:16 > 0:00:17Wah-wah-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Oh-ho-ho-ho!

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Get to working!

0:00:23 > 0:00:24Huh? Ah!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Wah-ha-ha-ha...

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Huh?

0:00:32 > 0:00:33Hee-hee...

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Huh?- Ah!

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Ah!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Ugh, curse this cursed heat.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12All right, Red Menace, let me have it.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14You got it, Voltar.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Aaah... Oof! - CRASH!

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Wouldn't be so HOT

0:01:24 > 0:01:28if Frogg would hurry up and fix our air conditioner!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I'm doing the best I can.

0:01:30 > 0:01:35There must have been a reason this was in our neighbours' trash. Aargh!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39I can't take it anymore!

0:01:39 > 0:01:43How am I supposed to come up with evil schemes in this heat?! How?!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Voltar, look!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Ha-ha. Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Water-skiing pigeon goes missing?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52No! The article ABOVE that one.

0:01:52 > 0:01:57Local boy wows science fair judges with ice ray.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01That's like the biggest air conditioner I've ever seen!

0:02:01 > 0:02:08We've got a giant air conditioner to...borrow!

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Mwah-ha-ha!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Gentlemen, we have an emergency on our hands!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Oh, no! The water-skiing pigeon's missing!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21No, the article ABOVE that one.

0:02:21 > 0:02:27Some snot-nosed kid managed to build a fully functioning class-3 ice ray.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29It is our duty to confiscate it!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33If it were to fall into the wrong hands,

0:02:33 > 0:02:37the entire world could be turned into one giant ice cube.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Foolish human boy.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47With his so-called ice ray,

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I shall turn the entire world into a giant ice cube!

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Computer.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Yes, Skullossus?

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Prepare my troops.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I have a science fair to invade.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01And, if there's time, find me that water-skiing pigeon!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Oh! There it is.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16This'll be so easy.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36APPLAUSE

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Showtime!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Foolish Science Fair attendees!

0:03:41 > 0:03:46It is I, the great Voltar, leader of the League Of Super Evil,

0:03:46 > 0:03:52hand over the air conditioner, or prepare to meet thy doom!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Don't say I didn't warn you!

0:04:00 > 0:04:05Frogg, activate the volcano!

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Ah! It's the Army, they're onto us. Every villain for himself.

0:04:28 > 0:04:33My name's General Sergeant, I'm with the Army. Your invention isn't safe,

0:04:33 > 0:04:36I'll secure it, before an evil villain gets it.

0:04:36 > 0:04:41Did you hear that, Red? We're evil! He called us evil...

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Is that who I think it is?!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Skullossus!

0:04:49 > 0:04:55Foolish Science Fair attendees, it is I, the mighty Skullossus,

0:04:55 > 0:04:59hand over the ice ray, or prepare to meet thy doom!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Wait a minute, that's my line!

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Skullossus, we meet again.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Excuse me, I was here first!

0:05:06 > 0:05:11Foolish General Sergeant, you will never defeat the mighty Skullossus!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I demand to be acknowledged!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Talk is cheap, Skullossus,

0:05:15 > 0:05:17let's dance!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30BEEP-BEEP!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Ssh, come on!

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Nah-ha!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Victory is ours!

0:05:56 > 0:06:00I declared victory two hours ago, Frogg.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Why am I STILL SWEATING?!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Get off my back!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I've tried everything.

0:06:05 > 0:06:11Banging, kicking, slapping.... I even gave it the evil eye!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14And I can't get it to turn on... Agh!

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Maybe we need to turn it on from the inside.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Looked a lot smaller from the outside.

0:06:29 > 0:06:35This world shall pay for freezing Skullosus... Aaah!

0:06:40 > 0:06:45Huh? Computer, activate tractor beam!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Ya! - WHIRRING

0:06:55 > 0:06:56No!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Ah, man!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Is it me, or did it just get a lot colder in here?

0:07:02 > 0:07:07Of course it's cold, Frogg, we're in an air-conditioner!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12The ice ray is mine!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Computer, how long until calibration is complete?

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Ten minutes, Skullosus.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22And then, Operation Flash-freeze will commence.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24No-one can stop me now!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26No-one!

0:07:26 > 0:07:27HE INHALES

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Hmm...

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Agh!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Agh! I think I found the power core.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39- Ooh, looks scientific-y!- Well, what are you waiting for, Frogg?

0:07:39 > 0:07:43See what makes it tick. Chop-chop! FROGG SIGHS

0:07:43 > 0:07:45This is going to end badly.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Computer, what was I laughing at again?

0:07:51 > 0:07:56- Your imminent evil victory, my lord. - Ah, yes.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Aah-ha-ha-a-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01- CRASH! - Oh...

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Evil's no laughing matter, Skullosus!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Helicopters in space? That's just ridiculous!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13No time to quibble over logic, Skullosus,

0:08:13 > 0:08:16it's time to quibble over the ice ray!

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Yah!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Huh? Aah!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Grrr!

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Aah!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26EXPLOSION

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- Boy, the neighbours must be having a party.- Come on, Frogg,

0:08:30 > 0:08:31make it work already!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35A-a-a-a-a-aah!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Oh. Hah...

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Ow!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Nope. - BLEETING

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Ah... Ugh!

0:08:45 > 0:08:46- Huh?- Huh?- Huh?

0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Erm...- Wow!- Wow!

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- This thing's powered by a rodent? - That's not just any rodent,

0:08:55 > 0:08:58that's a cricetus marathonus.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02The elusive Canadian running hamster, genius!

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Well, it's not running fast enough! No wonder this wouldn't work!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Attaboy!

0:09:08 > 0:09:09That's the spirit!

0:09:11 > 0:09:12- A-a-a-aah...- Ya!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23FROGG SHRIEKS

0:09:26 > 0:09:27SQUEALING

0:09:27 > 0:09:30'Ice ray activated.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32'Ten, nine,

0:09:32 > 0:09:34'eight, seven,

0:09:34 > 0:09:37'six, five,

0:09:37 > 0:09:38'four,

0:09:38 > 0:09:39'three,

0:09:39 > 0:09:41'two,

0:09:41 > 0:09:42'one...

0:09:42 > 0:09:43'Refrigerate.'

0:09:50 > 0:09:52ALL: Whoa!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Oh, how precious, he's flying!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05CRASH!

0:10:05 > 0:10:06SQUEALING

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Aaah... Oof!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12What a waste of time!

0:10:12 > 0:10:17It's still hot and we still don't have an air conditioner!

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Pah... Oof!

0:10:18 > 0:10:23WHIRRING Oh, yeah! Now we're talking, baby!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Gimme some of that ice-cold action!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Yes!

0:10:32 > 0:10:37Take that, heat, ha! Victory is ours!

0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Mwah! Mwah!- Ha-ha-ha! Mwah...

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Mwah... Huh? Oh, no!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Now, it's too cold!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Oof! Huh...

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh... Agh!

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Now then, we'll just have to get...

0:10:53 > 0:11:00- a heater!- Here we go again!

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