A Lose/Lose Situation

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06I can't believe you ate the whole thing! That meatloaf wasn't yours!

0:00:06 > 0:00:10I spent hours in the lab perfecting the perfect amount of seasonings.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12You need to be taught a lesson!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18Actually, I'll let the meatloaf speak for itself, in about five...

0:00:18 > 0:00:23in four, in three, in two...

0:00:24 > 0:00:25..one.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ow!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Mwah-ha-ha!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33- Huh?- Hee-hee!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02TIMER RINGS

0:01:02 > 0:01:05The new neighbours are just going to love

0:01:05 > 0:01:07this welcome casserole we baked for them.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11It's going to be a house warming gift they'll never forget!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Mwah-ha-ha!

0:01:13 > 0:01:18Nothing like starting a neighbourly relationship off with a BANG!

0:01:18 > 0:01:24Yeah, yeah, they will certainly have a BLAST when they eat. Hee-hee!

0:01:24 > 0:01:29Hee-hee, yeah. I sure hope they can taste the extra SMILES baked in!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Er...yeah.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36What? What? WHAT?!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Unbelievable! I mean, look at their house!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Hmm, it is pretty tacky.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47I mean, seriously, what kind of people are we dealing with here?!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Um, Voltar?

0:01:56 > 0:02:00On behalf of the League of Super Evil,

0:02:00 > 0:02:07I, the great Voltar, present to you this delicious casserole.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Wah-ha-ha!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Hello.- Wah-ha-ha!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Hmm, how thoughtful. And I, Bolkar,

0:02:16 > 0:02:21unquestioned commander of the Legion of Supreme Evil,

0:02:21 > 0:02:25have, for you, this lovely fruit basket.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Yummy!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Thanks, neighbour.- You betcha!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Um, have we met before?

0:02:35 > 0:02:42Unlikely. You would well remember an encounter with the notorious Legion.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45My associate, Doktor Squid.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Green Menace.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55And my loyal doom hound, Chaosageddon.

0:02:58 > 0:03:04Just so you don't get any ideas, Bolkar, this neighbourhood is ours!

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Ooh-hoo-hoo! And it's a nice neighbourhood.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I think I'm going to enjoy it here.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12A lot. Ah-ha, ah-ha...

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Enjoy your casserole.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Enjoy your fruit basket.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26THEY SNIGGER

0:03:29 > 0:03:33I guess they found out the SURPRISE in the tuna surprise!

0:03:33 > 0:03:37I feel bad. They did give us this nice fruit basket.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Maybe we should have just given them a regular casserole.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Eeee!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Grr!

0:03:52 > 0:03:57Those evil wannabes will never out-annoy the League of Super Evil!

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Yuck.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Eww!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Victory!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39You what?!

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Hee-hee-hee!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Face it, Voltar, we're just no match for the Legion of Supreme Evil.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Nonsense, Frogg!

0:05:22 > 0:05:26We've got a street full of annoyed neighbours to prove it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29< Those ruffians are the scourge of the neighbourhood.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Ha! You see? Guilty as charged.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36You've just been scourged by the League of Super Evil.

0:05:36 > 0:05:43- Uh, no. I think they call themselves the Legion of Supreme Evil.- What?!

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Never seen anything like it.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Did you see what they did to Mrs Johnson's lawn gnome collection?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- SIRENS BLARE - Oh, no! Oh, no!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56PHONE RINGS

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Legion of Supreme Evil, how may we annoy you?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Hello, Bolkar.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Voltar, and to what do I owe the pleasure?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Looking for a few evil tips?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I'll get right to the point,

0:06:12 > 0:06:16the street is not big enough for two evil leagues. One of us has to go.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Well, in that case allow me to send over

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Squid and Green to help you pack.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24What? No! No! We're having a showdown.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27One big evil scheme, the loser hits the road.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29High noon, tomorrow.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Hmm...deal.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36BANGING, SAWING AND DRILLING

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Well, I'll give you credit for showing up,

0:06:50 > 0:06:53but your time on this block is now up!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Mwah-ha-ha!

0:06:59 > 0:07:04Weeds? Your evil plan is a pile of...weeds?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06That is just the kind of comment I would expect

0:07:06 > 0:07:08from a simple-minded, second-rate,

0:07:08 > 0:07:10wannabe evil mastermind like yourself.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Thanks to Doktor Frogg, you're witnessing

0:07:13 > 0:07:15the most powerful genetically-altered dandelions

0:07:15 > 0:07:17this city has ever seen!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Spread across the neighbourhood,

0:07:19 > 0:07:21they'll quickly grow into a weed infestation

0:07:21 > 0:07:24that will take an entire weekend to pull!

0:07:42 > 0:07:49Ah, the depleted neutronium has made them a little heavy.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54RUMBLING

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Ha-ha-ha!

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Success!

0:08:04 > 0:08:10Madly impressive. Now watch and weep in the face of pure evil.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Huh?

0:08:20 > 0:08:24I give you the largest fan ever built.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27The mega vortex tornadotron!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Excel 9000 destructo edition.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Oh, impressive.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36It will create a wind so fierce that no-one on the block

0:08:36 > 0:08:40will ever be able to keep their raked leaves in a pile again!

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Hmm, I'd be impressed if it wasn't the middle of summer

0:08:44 > 0:08:47and we actually had leaves on the ground to rake.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Tee-hee.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Ha-ha!

0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Grr!- Grr!

0:08:57 > 0:09:02Well, then it appears as if we have...a tie!

0:09:02 > 0:09:03But there can be only one!

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Grr!- Grr!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Shush! Shush! Chaos, heel.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Hey, you two, knock it off! This is OUR showdown.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35You hear that, Bolkar? It's the sound of your crushing defeat.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Oh, the two of us may be equally matched...

0:09:38 > 0:09:39CRASH!

0:09:39 > 0:09:43..but Doomageddon will settle this once and for all!

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Aaargh! No. Doomageddon, you were supposed to be ensuring our victory.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Eek!- Yes!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Victory!

0:10:22 > 0:10:26We got a winner. It looks like YOU'LL be moving!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29I hear that Metroville is nice this time of year.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Enjoy your lucky break, Voltar.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36You haven't heard the last of me.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Mwah-ha-ha!

0:10:42 > 0:10:47You see, no one can out-evil the League of Super Evil! Ever!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- RUMBLING - Huh?

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Well, at least the weeds worked.

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